Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

Liyue, Qunyu Pavilion.

Seeing the left side of the light curtain dimming, Ke Qing and Gan Yu were relieved.

It’s finally over!

Looking back on today’s various serious and improper comments, I feel like a roller coaster.

It’s so exciting~ but it doesn’t mean there’s nothing gained!

For Keqing~

In addition to mentioning”lifelong enemy Ray Slime””、”Liyue Thunder God”、”Master Niu Zong”、”In addition to many pet names such as”Ke Maomao”, the biggest gain is about”human treatment”!

In the past, she thought too simply!

To a certain extent, Ke Qing is also a little lucky.

Otherwise, if it really needs human treatment, and She and Liyue were not prepared, and it might actually cause a huge disaster!

After all, the case of 100 million people dying was vivid in their minds!

The price was not something she could bear alone!

And for Gan Yu Lie ~

A series of dark histories of her childhood have been exposed!

Among them, she even mentioned”Gulu Gulu Xiashan Zhenjun””、””Coconut Sheep”.

However, she also got rid of the confusion in her heart and gained a song with strange lyrics but very nice.

One loss and one gain, the two women looked at each other with complicated emotions.

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Huh? Is this the end? I feel like I still have some unfinished ideas!】

【Yaoyao: Sister Traveler, Sister Keqing and Sister Ganyu’s reviews should be the longest!】

【Yanfei: Yes, one of them has 6 items and the other has 5 items in their improper reviews. They all add up to 5 items!】

【Arataki Yidou: So many? Can anyone give me a summary?】

【Kuki Shinobu: Miss Keqing is serious about business——”Civil engineering lady”、”workaholic”、”Disrespectful”】

【Kuki Shinobu: Miss Keqing is not serious——”The twisted imperial chef”、”Lifelong Enemy Ray Slime”、”Fart Sword Technique”、”Liyue Thunder God”、”Master Niu Zong”、”engraved cat”】

【Kuki Shinobu: Miss Ganyu is serious about business——”Overtime maniac”、”The strongest worker in Teyvat”、”Lonely”】

【Kuki Shinobu: Miss Ganyu is not serious——”Can sleep”、”Strong combat power”、”Gulugulu, the real king descending the mountain”、”coconut sheep”、”Sing”】

【Yae Shenzi: Ninja is still so reliable. It’s a pity. It would be great if I could come to Narukami Taisha Shrine.】

【Alice: Well done! Beat the corpse again! (smirk)

【Qingqing:……】

【Ganyu 26:……】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Looking at it this way, it’s almost more than the travelers, Miss Qin, and Barbara combined.……】

【Wendy: Hey? What does this mean? It shows that Mondstadt is more serious than the people in Liyue! (funny)】

【Zhongli:……】

【Paimon: It shouldn’t be! Mondstadt is more liberal, so he should be less serious!】

【Funina: So…this is a human problem?】

【Qingqing:……】

【Gan Yu:……】

【Nasida: When comparing whether a country is upright or not, it’s better to look to God! When the reviews come to Fengshen and Yanshen, you will know by comparing them!】

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Needless to say, the emperor must be the most serious!】

【Mandrill: That’s right! The emperor must have his own reasons for doing things! Of course, everything is serious!】

【Barbara: Lord Barbatos is the God of Freedom and protects Mondstadt, so he is more serious!】

【Kujo Sora: Actually, the shogun is the most serious one! Majestic and solemn!】

【Nilu: I don’t agree! I think the little grass god is the one! She is the God of Wisdom after all!】

【Clolinde: Actually, Fonina…well……】

【Villette: Let me tell you, Ms. Funina will not participate. She is probably the most unruly one. 】

Well, but this should only be limited to the surface!

But Villette didn’t say this anymore.

【Funina: Who… who is not serious? Damn it, Villette, you slander me!】

【Dadalia: Hey, hey, are you discussing such an interesting thing? Then I have to get involved too! The serious God must be our Majesty the Winter Queen!】

【……】

In the group, everyone was lamenting today’s comments, but unexpectedly, the topic of the chat group directly turned to whether the gods of the Seven Kingdoms were serious or not.

When it comes to their own gods, countries naturally start to argue.

Everyone wants their own gods to be more serious and surpass those of other countries.

Even if the argument is pointless.

The situation is exactly the same as on the Luochen Blue Star Internet.

It can only be said that everyone has something in common~

But regarding this, it is naturally difficult for the Seven Gods to take the initiative.

Although some have not revealed their identities.

But if his identity is exposed in the future, his current remarks will be black history~

And at this time……

【Yingmei: By the way, is there a possibility that the gods of the Seven Kingdoms are not serious? (smirk)】

【Barbara: Fulfiller, disrespectful to Lord Barbatos! Do you want to try my sky ak47? (Rage.jpg)】

【Ning Guang: I don’t want to say this.~】

【Kujo Sora: You will find out when you come to see the General!】

【Nilu: Mr. Little Grass God still wants to go to the toilet with you. How could it be inappropriate?】

【Dadalia: Just look at the strength of the Fools】

【Clolind: You go on.……】

……

Mondstadt, somewhere in the Abyss Order base.

Sora was a little bored today.

Although the content of today’s review is indeed exciting, for him, it is just that.

He felt unhappy all day without seeing that guy’s new dirty deeds.

But at this time, after seeing the speech in the light curtain, Sora’s eyes lit up

“My sister said it well! Well said!”

“Maybe the Seven Gods are all crooked!”

He now has some grudges with the Seven Gods.

Normally he can’t take revenge directly, he can only do small tricks.

For example, kidnapping and controlling the Wind Demon Dragon.

But now there is a new point!

You can have fun!

When he thought that his enemy’s crookedness would be broadcast all over Tiwat…

Sora felt a little excited.

It was so refreshing!

“Hey, it’s a pity that I can’t talk properly.”

“Old girl, it’s up to you when the time comes!”

“Give full play to your scornful spirit!”

Song cheered for his sister through the light curtain.

…

However, Ying Mei surrendered decisively!

What a joke!

It’s okay to deal with one or two countries, but it’s still a bit overwhelming to deal with seven, oh no, six countries at once! so,

【Yingmei: Yes, it’s all my fault! The gods of the Seven Kingdoms are all very serious!】

【Amber: I always feel like there’s something weird about this statement.……】

【Paimon: Stop talking about that and guess the rewards!】

【Xiangling: Yes, yes, I almost forgot about this!】

【Qin: I wonder what rewards Miss Keqing and Miss Ganyu will receive?】

【Wendy: Hey, maybe it’s wine?】

【Barbara: Is that what you want?……】

【Nasida: The first time it was food and drink props, the second time it was weapons, and this time it might be something else.】

【Funina: You can’t say for sure, everything is random.】

【……】

While everyone was discussing curiously, a mechanical sound sounded in the minds of everyone in Teyvat.

【Ding! End of review~】

【The person reviewed will receive a random reward】

【Rewards include but are not limited to food, strength-enhancing items, resurrection props, wear and tear removal and other magical items. 】

The next second, the darkened screen lit up again.

It is Qingqing and Ganyu in Qunyu Pavilion.

Then, two golden meteors streaked across the sky.

Then he passed through the Qunyu Pavilion and landed on Ke Qing and Gan Yu.

After a while, the golden light dissipated.

Two strange objects appeared in front of them

【Ding! Congratulations to Yu Hengxing Keqing, the person being reviewed today, for receiving the reward – the legendary Niuzha technology!】

【Legendary beef offal technology: the cooked beef offal has a fragrant fragrance that is rare in the world! There is a poem praising: This thing should only exist in heaven, and it is rare to hear it in the world!】

【Note: Once bound, it cannot be taught! And no copying is possible!】

【Ding! Congratulations to Gan Yu, the secretary of Liyue Qixing who was reviewed today, for getting the reward – no meatballs!】

【Meatballs that don’t grow: It comes from the same world as [Gourmet Tablecloth] and has magical functions. Take one pill before eating, and the food consumed within the next three hours will be digested instantly and you will not gain weight!】

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Qin: Looks like it’s not a weapon this time】

【Yingmei: Awesome technology? Good guy! Is Keqing really becoming a master of cattle bastard?】

【Alice: Hehe, they really match!】

【Qingqing:……】

【Xiangling: What does this legendary level mean?】

【Zhongli: It can be seen from the description that it should taste very delicious, and the taste is rare in the world.】

【Paimon: Wow, I can’t even begin to imagine how delicious that is! (drooling.jpg)】

【Yingmei: Huh, coward! I dare to think! suck~】

【Yaoyao: No meatballs? Sister Gan Yu’s rewards are not bad either!】

【Funina: It’s more than good! It’s simply good news for food lovers!】

【Nilu: After taking one pill, I don’t gain weight no matter how I eat within three hours… I’m so envious.……】

【Paimon: Humph! I eat it every day and I still don’t get fat! (Proud.jpg)】

【Navia: Come on, get out! (Rage.jpg)] (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【……】

……

Liyue, Qunyu Pavilion

“No meatballs?”

At this time, after Gan Yu understood it, he looked at the reward in front of him with excitement on his face.[]

God, how hard it is for her to keep from gaining weight on a diet!

On weekdays, I endured the pain and did not dare to take a look at Qingxin, and I had to hold back my meals.

Although uncomfortable.

But in order not to repeat the embarrassing things she did when she was a child, she felt it was worth it!

However, in the past two days, Gan Yu found that he could no longer bear it anymore.

Because a certain performer distributes delicious food and drinks in the group as soon as it’s time for dinner.

Especially at night!

He keeps putting poison!

Anyone who has lost weight must understand this discomfort…

Fortunately, things are finally turning around now!

“Take one pill before meals and you won’t have to worry about gaining weight within three hours.……”

“Very good!”

“Now I can finally have a good meal!”

“And completely worry-free!”

At this moment, the discomfort that Gan Yu had been squeezing in his heart for the past few days disappeared.

Even the previous depression caused by improper comments also disappeared.

It is worth it to get this reward!

And there is nothing Depression and irritability cannot be solved by one delicious meal!

If so, then two meals!

Thinking of this, Gan Yu took the reward in front of him.

It was a glass bottle the size of a vase.

There was a sticker on the outside of the bottle:”No meatballs.” ] label.

She shook the bottle, looked at the various small particles inside, and made an estimate in her mind.

“I estimate there are at least several thousand”

“Once a day, it will last for many years”

“enough!”

Thinking about not having to worry about eating fat in the next few years or more than ten years, Gan Yu looked happy.

Then his heart moved and he kept it in his God’s Eye space.

Then he looked at Ke Qing.

At this time, compared to Gan Yu, Keqing’s whole body was numb.

The first time she got the reward, she was not surprised, but everyone was dumbfounded.

Well!

Originally, because of the comments of the light curtain, she had an inexplicable She was given the label of”offal master”.

But Keqing could still comfort herself.

After all, it was somewhat fictitious.

At least she couldn’t make offal.

However, now because of this reward, she was really going to take the title of”offal”. The title”Master”!

Even though you already have the legendary skill of being a jerk, you still say that you are not a master of being a jerk?

Thinking of this, Ke Maomao feels bitter in his heart.……

“Lord Keqing, it’s useless to think about it now.”

“Just accept it and then talk about it.”

At this time, Gan Yu stepped forward to comfort him.

“Um!”

Keqing nodded lightly.

She just complained in her heart.

After all, it is also a legendary reward!

If she doesn’t accept this, it seems that she is a little too much.��……

Don’t say it yet!

After complaining, I feel much better now.

After taking a deep breath, Keqing slowly stretched out her hand.

The moment his hand touched the reward, it turned into dots of light and began to move towards Keqing.

Then it entered her mind.

When Keqing saw this, she slowly began to accept it.

After a moment, she opened her eyes again.

There is a hint of surprise in the eyes

“Do you know that awesome technique?”

677 Gan Yu was a little curious

“Well, I’ve completely mastered it!”

Keqing looked confident.

Before, she couldn’t cook any delicacies.

But now!

After receiving the reward information, she can already cook beef offal!

And it’s legendary beef offal!

From then on, even if she is still a cow Master Zao, but that is no ordinary Master Zao!

Ke Maomao can only comfort himself in this way now.

“But I can only do it now”

“I have never experienced the specific taste.”

Keqing looked a little pity.

At this time, Ningguang walked forward with a smile.

“In that case, let’s show it here.”

“Qunyu Pavilion has a kitchen, and it happens to be noon time.”

Originally, she was just watching the two acquaintances have fun.

But after the reward came, she became happy to a certain extent.

Whether it was [Legendary Beef Offal Technique] or [No Meatballs Grow], both A very generous reward!

Especially the latter!

It can be said that it is the favorite of women!

In comparison, the previous social injustices are nothing.

“good!”

Keqing nodded.

She was also very curious now~

Then she followed the little secretary Baiwen to the kitchen. After that

, Ningguang looked at Gan Yu again.

Seeing the longing look on her face, she smiled and said Bai Zhidao around me

“Baishi, go and prepare some vegetarian food for Gan Yu.”

“As for the portion size, prepare for ten people first!”

She knew that Gan Yu was a vegetarian.

Naturally, he couldn’t eat beef offal.

So he had to prepare a separate portion.

“Yes, Lord Ningguang!”

After Baishi heard this, he quickly prepared to go.

“Thank you Lord Ningguang!”

Gan Yu quickly thanked

“It’s okay, let’s just sit here and wait for Keqing’s feast.”

Ning Guang chuckled and waved his hand.

“Uh-huh!”

Gan Yu nodded.

Then she thought for a moment and took out the bottle of [Eternal Meatballs] from the Eye of God.

Then she gently opened the bottle cap.

Instantly, a refreshing fragrance hit her face.

“It smells so good!”

Gan Yu couldn’t help but get excited.

Not to mention its weight loss effect, the scent alone is already very refreshing!

Hmm~

If you smell it before work every day, your efficiency will definitely double!

I can only say that it is worthy of you, Tiwat The strongest worker!

After shaking his head slightly, Gan Yu reached out and took out the immortal meatballs one by one.

“one two three……”

“Well, 10!”

“That should be enough.”

After counting, Gan Yu felt that it was almost done.

Then he handed it to Ning Guang and said with some pain.

“Lord Ningguang, this is for you.”

It’s not that she is stingy and doesn’t want to give more, it’s just that the things are too precious!

Don’t think it’s just 10 immortal meatballs missing.

In fact, these are the pains of starvation for the next 10 times.……

…… ps: The weather was too cold, and the water pipe of the washing machine burst…

The author had to find someone to repair it quickly..