Genshin Impact: Have you ever experienced a light-speed kick?

The wrong person is a normal thing.

It is quite abnormal to hold the wrong person to sleep!

You might get beaten.

Speaking of which, I dreamed last night that "Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun" was wearing a very amazing dress, woven with red rope, which was similar to the emperor's new clothes.

Then——

What happened?

Oh, I pulled it hard in a hurry, and finally unlocked the key part completely!

At this time, it was impossible for Qin Yu to still be confused.

The heart is like a mirror, and the answer is known by oneself.

\"Shen, Shen, Shen Heshi, Senior Sister?\"

There was a tremor in the voice.

The person in his arms did not move, which made Qin Yu at a loss.

It was very embarrassing to look or not.

Take the initiative and turn your body over, and you can see clearly.

But how to end it later?

It's not a good idea to keep it like this!

With the open-minded mentality of dying sooner or later, you have to lose a layer of skin, Qin Yu took the initiative to turn the stiff body over, and then pulled the quilt open with force.

Well, Qin Yu felt that he was really smart.

Even if he covered his face with his hands, this hair and this figure could not deceive people anyway.

He held the wrong person, and slept with him all night.

Let's sleep, Qin Yu looked down at his restless hands, if I remember correctly, he touched and rubbed...

More importantly, he even moved his mouth!

If I say that I mistook Shen He for my master, Master Liuyunjiefeng, wouldn't the relationship be even more confusing!

\"Senior sister, this, that, I really didn't mean it, it's just... I thought I was dreaming.\"

Shen He got up quickly, his pink home clothes were in disarray, and the whiteness revealed in the gaps was particularly conspicuous.

It has been a while since I came to the mortal world mentioned by the immortals. I have learned a little about what I should and shouldn't know. The current situation is, at the very least, indecent, and at the most...

Oh!

It's unfortunate for the master!

\"I, I was still thinking, how can this dream be so real, with a wonderful touch and sound effects, I'm sorry, senior sister, I was really wrong!\"

At this point, escaping is not a solution, and quibbling is useless.

I can only sincerely ask for forgiveness.

There are thousands of roads, but sincerity is the main one!

Moreover, Qin Yu believed that if he was sincere enough, the kind-hearted Shen He would definitely be willing to waste his usually well-behaved and cute junior brother!

\"Senior sister!\"

\"I was really wrong!\"

Qin Yu saw that Shen He did not respond, and shouted again.

Perhaps in order to show that he was sincere enough, Qin Yu unconsciously described the mood of getting into the bed last night, including all kinds of actions he remembered, meticulously and accurately.

Yeah.

Sincerity is not wrong.

But can these details be described in detail at this time!

Qin Yu did not notice that Shen He's face was getting colder and his fists were getting tighter and tighter. He kept talking, and even raised his head at the end with a kind smile.

No matter how kind the smile is, it will be regarded as the obscene smile of a pervert at this time, right?

\"You, you...\"

The girl was so angry that she trembled all over.

\"Sister, I swear to God, I really have no other thoughts about you last night and now!\"

Not including the past and the future...

\"My heart and my actions are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is justice!\"

What the hell!

Originally, I used the classic quote of the President to express my feelings. Who would have thought that I would spit out the second half of the sentence in a hurry. The first half is fine, but the second half is just adding fuel to the fire in this case!

Just as Qin Yu thought.

This sentence gave Shen He a heavy blow, and her fair face was already red with anger. \"You said that everything you did was justice?\"

\"You, you shameless guy!\"

\"Sister, you, you...ah!\"

This time, Qin Yu did not use [Flashing Ultimate] to dodge. I don’t know if he forgot or didn’t intend to use it from the beginning.

The pink little fist hit her hard. In anger, Shen He should not restrain her natural strength. After two rounds, Qin Yu felt that her head was still her head and her body was still her body...

After breakfast, Shen He left without saying a word.

Qin Yu sat alone on the sofa, looking worried.

After a while, he stood up and walked to the mirror. After a twitch of his mouth, he couldn't help laughing.

This guy who looked like a national treasure was actually the real me?

Two super iron fists, a pair of panda eyes~

And he was a panda who often stayed up late!

It seems that there is no such thing as sunglasses in Liyue Port now.

A few hours later, the boy listened to the sound of his belly drumming and searched for food. After half a day, there was nothing but a little rice.

But now he appeared on the streets of Liyue in this state. From now on, Qin Yu will probably add another nickname, Mr. Panda, in addition to the two titles of Yellow Flash and Walking with the Wall, which may be even uglier...

After thinking about it, Qin Yu decided to find a place with \"similar\" to eat, where no one would despise him.

Wanmin Hall.

After a busy lunch, the cook Xiangling and the chef Mao sat in the kitchen, one slumped in the kitchen, and the other simply lay on the bench to rest.

There is no way, high customer flow also has its troubles.

Every noon and evening, for Wanmintang, which has only two people, is a severe challenge.

Fortunately, there is a pet Guoba who can help, which can be regarded as the third employee of Wanmintang.

Fortunately, being able to pass on delicious food to every customer who enters the store, the joy of mood has alleviated physical fatigue to a certain extent.

\"Xiangling, why don't you take a rest for a while, and I will cook for us?\"

Master Mao supported himself to get up, but there was a golden light shining in front of him.

The two people who had been familiar with each other for a long time did not panic at all, but greeted happily after the golden light dots condensed into human shapes.

\"Brother Qin Yu!\"

The girl ran out of the kitchen excitedly and said in surprise:

\"You haven't come here to eat for a long time. I thought you thought my cooking skills were declining and you didn't want to come!\"

\"How could that be! Our Xiangling's cooking skills will only get better day by day, how could it decline!\"

The boy reached out and touched the girl's head, saying gently.

Guoba, who was standing next to him, was about to come over, but stopped the moment he saw Qin Yu's face. The sudden situation caused Guoba's head, which was not big to begin with, to stop thinking.

He tilted his head and looked at it in confusion, and after a moment he looked down at himself.

Guoba, white skin?

\"Gulu! Dudu!\"

Guoba jumped on the spot, looking at the big white skin Guoba touching his master's head, his expression gradually became ferocious.

The master is mine, not yours!

Guoba, although usually just a pet that is not big and looks like a national treasure, was one of the demons with the same status as Morax during the Demon War, the Demon of the Stove, Marcosius.

Even if he doesn't have the memory and power of the past, he can still spit fire!

Steal my master, I'll burn him!

Guoba moved behind Qin Yu with difficulty, aimed at someone's still pretty buttocks, \"Wow!\"

The next moment, Qin Yu jumped up and shouted.

The butt is on fire!

\"Guoba!\"

Xiangling glared at Guoba who looked wronged, and hurried into the house to find water, while Qin Yu rolled on the ground helplessly, and the speed was called fast.

A basin of water was poured directly, and the fire was extinguished.

A hole was burned in the clothes, a hole that just showed the white buttocks.

The wind blew, and it was cool.

It was not just because of the soaked clothes, but also because of the big white ass that was directly exposed to the wind~

Qin Yu turned around, and the girl screamed and covered her eyes with her hands. Driven by curiosity, she still left two gaps to admire the... extraordinary white ass.

It should be the whitest one I have ever seen, right?

It must be whiter than Xin Yan's, and probably a little whiter than mine.

Well, compared with Yun Jin, they are the same.

Who is white and who is black can only be known after a real comparison.

Xiangling thought so.

\"A-choo! \"

Qin Yu, who was warming himself by the fire in the stove, sneezed, and Xiangling, who was cooking next to him, smiled apologetically. In fact, she had already discovered that Qin Yu's unique eye sockets were somewhat similar to Guoba. He was just a guest in the store. Even if the relationship between the two was good, he was a guest above a friend.

Therefore, Xiangling and Master Mao did not directly ask about the two big dark circles under his eyes.

This is the respect that Wanmintang gives to its customers.

Pour some sticky purple liquid into the big pot. Xiangling smells the pungent smell and thinks that the slime of the Thunder Slime and the Jueyun pepper are the best for dispelling cold and increasing heat!

Guoba moved his body and began to carefully look at this fellow who looked similar to him from behind.

Bigger and whiter than himself.

Except for not being able to breathe fire, he seems to be better than Xiangling in many aspects.

She also likes chatting with him!

This is the only thing Guoba can't stand.

It can't accept that another Guoba can take away Xiangling's love and favor!

Suddenly, a small brown hand lifted the curtain, and a girl with two braids and afro poked her head in and said mysteriously:

\"Xiangling~\"

\"My music will be released in less than half a month, should I borrow Guoba for a few days?\"

\"If we don't rehearse, I'm afraid we won't have enough time - ah!\"

The person who spoke was Xin Yan, the only rock star in Liyue. When she saw Qin Yu, her face burst into surprise. She rushed forward and hugged the ignorant boy tightly, \"Xiangling, you must lend me such a big Guoba!\"

...

During the meal, Qin Yu learned from Xin Yan about the rock concert in half a month, and as the finale, Xin Yan needed one or two mascots to come on stage to liven up the atmosphere.

Guoba counts as one.

Now, Qin Yu, Xin Yan also wants to count as one.

Looking at the enthusiastic girl in front of him, Qin Yu chewed the spicy fried chicken and thought.

Anyway... it's already like this, why not maximize the benefits!

Plus, Xiangling and Yunjin are there to help plead for mercy, only a fool would not do this kind of thing with nothing to lose!

Of course, this reward has to be charged a little, otherwise how can I have the motivation to rehearse!

Hearing this, Xin Yan's fiery eyes lit up, and she almost jumped up with joy, but Qin Yu gestured for her to stretch her head over, so she half-believed and half-doubtedly leaned over...

\"This...\"

A blush appeared on the little brown face, and the enthusiastic girl was ready to bleed a lot. As long as it didn't exceed 100,000 Mora, she could accept it. However, Qin Yu's conditions had nothing to do with Mora!

Can such conditions be agreed to casually?

On the other side, Xiangling and Yunjin looked at the two curiously, with puzzled expressions.

What kind of conditions could make Xin Yan, who is usually carefree, look so embarrassed~

\"How is it, Xin Yan? I should understand that you have made great efforts to prepare for this concert, and... there must be many places that need Mora.\"

\"I don't want even half a Mora!\"

\"Don't you have any awareness of sacrificing for art?\"

Seeing that Xin Yan was still hesitating between doing it and not doing it, Qin Yu finally took out his killer weapon.

The last sentence undoubtedly hit Xin Yan's heart like a thunderbolt. As long as she wanted the final climax song to achieve the ideal effect, Guoba was indispensable, and Qin Yu was also indispensable.

Every Mora must be used on the blade!

Qin Yu found that he didn't know when he started to become a little abnormal, and even a little evil!

If he continued to develop further at the current pace, Qin Yu was afraid that in the future, he would not be able to help but rush to Sky Island.

If I remember correctly, the person who fought with the twins was a barefoot, white-haired, cold-faced older sister, right~

\"Okay, I promise you!\"

The girl looked determined.

No, it's just that, it's not real.

It's nothing!

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Two chapters are combined together.

I owed an update yesterday, I will make it up later, let me... drink a sip of cold Coke before writing.

The next update will probably be after one or two o'clock.