Genshin Impact: Have you ever experienced light speed kick?

Why

is he here? What is he doing here?

Isn't it to make public the fact that he slapped the ass of the immortal, and then the contract will take effect...

This is in front of the three of them!

Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun grabbed the railing with both hands, his eyes almost wanted to breathe fire, but his shoulders trembled slightly, and for a moment it was impossible to tell whether she was angry or scared, or... Something else.

After hundreds of years of life, no one has ever been so ashamed of himself, and the contract after that made Liuyun borrow the wind Zhenjun to eat Coptis dumbly, and he couldn't say the bitterness, and it seemed that there was a feeling of numbness and pain like electric shock...

In the ancient books of Liyue, Liuyun recorded that his sex did not increase or decrease, his heart was not pure, and he was impossible, but he was a carefree immortal who was beyond the complexities of the world.

What Qin Yu didn't know was that last time his butt drumming made this free immortal out of the psychological shadow, and he was even more afraid that Qin Yu would say what happened that day in public, and finally let the contract take effect.

If that's the case, the dignified Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch will become the servant of that young man!

As a result, in addition to normal practice and research of interesting gadgets, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun every day, and added a new project.

Pray that the speeding guy doesn't pay attention and crashes into the mountain, or gets struck by lightning or something...

With his arms clasped to his chest, Xiao was quite interested in this inexplicable teenager.

At the moment when Ying just landed, Qin Yu made a "eight" gesture with his left hand, aimed at the dazzling light ball in the sky, and shouted softly in his mouth:

"Bang-" "Bang

!" Many people only saw the golden light flashing in front of them, and the ball of light exploded directly, and the falling pieces smashed right on Paimon's head-

"Ah, it hurts!"

Ying, why are my eyes full of delicious, wow, happiness came too suddenly~" Before he

finished speaking, Paimon fainted in Ying's arms.

Qin Yu put his hand to his mouth, pretended to blow a non-existent cigarette, glanced at the condensation light on the high platform out of the corner of his eye, and gave a thumbs up with his other hand.

"As soon as one hand is collected, Mora will have it!" The

immortals on the high platform looked at each other, especially the true monarch of Lishui Stacked Mountain was even more incredible, he had deliberately embarrassed the light before, if no one smashed the ball of light, the side also proved that the two ways of the immortals, the ravine between them was like a world of difference.

How many years have it only been, and has humanity progressed like this?"

Ningguang's confident words sounded in his ears, making a person, a crane, and a deer all snort coldly in disbelief.

In the end, the four balls of light were broken by Ying, Qin Yu, Xingqiu, and Chongyun respectively, and when asked who the four immortals wanted to choose, Liuyun who turned into a human form instantly rushed in front of Ning Guang, and the jade pointed at Qin Yu and shouted loudly

: "That person is mine!"

Xiao: ??? Lishui Stacked Mountain True Monarch

: ??? Cutting the Moon and Zhuyang True Monarch: ???

Immediately, before everyone could react, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to jump directly from the stage, and pulled up Qin Yu to leave, such an impatient, like a hungry wolf pounced on food, so that everyone present was... Puzzled.

Xingqiu scratched his head, and said in his heart Qin Yu really deserves to be the chosen son, knowing so much forbidden knowledge that should not be known at this age, it would make the mature, generous and beautiful fairy crane big sister so...

Alas!

" Didn't she disagree?"

Cutting Moon Zhuyang Zhenjun only came back to his senses at this time, and secretly rolled his eyes, when did this stupid bird with a leaky mouth learn so well?

Qin Yu's performance The people present could see it clearly, and it was clearly the strongest of the four, even if he had to choose, he should also pick one that was suitable for his identity...

At the end of the banquet, Xiao chose Ying and Paimon, while Xingqiu and Chongyun became the ones who followed Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun and Cutting Moon Zhuyang Zhenjun respectively.

......

"Hey, Paimon's favorite little meat bun, hey, hey.

Paimon, who was stunned, was touching his two little hands indiscriminately, and muttered

, "My buns, my buns, don't run!" Ying

snorted and panted as she walked behind several people, her teeth creaking and her cheeks crimson, it was obviously an extremely serious moment, damn!

Ningguang held back the smile in her heart, the immortals didn't know if it was okay, and the innocent and kind Chongyun had little imagination in some aspects.

Only Xingqiu, after taking a few deep breaths, barely kept his heart clear, and he took out a small notebook from somewhere to quickly write down the words of tiger and wolf that Paimon came up from time to time in his sleep.

This is all super good material

! At one point, Paimon in his dream turned into a chef, mixing noodles and stuffing, looking at his masterpiece, Paimon was really happy, and it must have tasted quack! Paimon

, who had already been salivating, had a gluttonous look in his eyes, and he was busy for a long time, and he was enjoying it at this moment!

Ahh"Boom!"

Ningguang and the others only felt a muffled sound behind them, and when they looked back, they found that there was a deep depression in the pillar, and tears were swirling in the corners of Paimon's eyes, and his two hands kept rubbing his head.

"What are you doing

!" Paimon pinched it in his dream for a long time before he finished it, and he was finally able to eat it, damn it! The meat bun that reached his mouth flew away, woo woo, no matter, you pay for my meat bun

!" "The girl's already turbulent heart turned up even more at this moment, and finally said loudly: "Lose your head!" "

But..."

Paimon stopped talking, looked at the back of the angry departure, and muttered:

"Your head is not the head of a pig, a tiger, or a turtle, and it is not delicious and cannot be eaten... Alas!"

It turns out that the pure and lovely little guy can say the dirtiest words?

Chongyun stared at the few people with smiles on their faces, not knowing where the laughter was, and then looked at Xingqiu beside him, because he had already held back his tears.

"Well, it seems that there are many, many more things that I have to learn from the immortals!"

With one palm on the cold wall and the other hand on the young man's collar, the woman gritted her teeth, her lips trembling slightly because of the excitement in her heart.

The young man in front of him was the culprit of everything

!If it weren't for him, how could he suddenly turn into a human form today?' If it weren't for him, he

wouldn't have to be frightened, let alone be misunderstood by those three people!

"Qin Yu

!" "Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun, Miss Xianhe, I'm here!"

Contrary to the woman, Qin Yu behaved like a chopping board fish. The consciousness of a lamb to be slaughtered, anyway, is it already like this, are you still afraid that you will not be able to be eaten by the immortals?

Even if you eat it, as long as it is not fried, fried, boiled and steamed, everything else is okay.

Qin Yu stared at the powerful Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch in front of him, and thought about it from another angle, he was now being said by the immortal wall, it was something comparable to a miracle reappearing, okay!

"What do you want!" "Miss Crane, I'm right here~

" Qin Yu said innocently: "Shouldn't I ask you this sentence?What do you want to do with me like this?"

"

Cancel the contract!" "

I have countless ways to torture

you!" "Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun, please believe me, I am really tight-lipped in this matter, no one has ever talked about it, in this matter, you really have to fully trust me

!" "This mouth of yours is a deceitful ghost, I believe that you have a ghost!"

Up to now, Liuyun has shown his rough side by borrowing Feng Zhenjun, as long as Qin Yu can be allowed to terminate the contract, even if his image is damaged, it is better than becoming Qin Yu's servant! According to the content of the

contract, as long as Qin Yu talks to others, then it means that the contract takes effect.

As for Qin Yu's assurance, he didn't mention

it to others-hehehe, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun, but he wouldn't

believe it!Please, this is beating a drum on the ass of an immortal, she doesn't believe that a flirtatious guy like Qin Yu would have no desire to share.

"I really didn't say anything!" "You really didn't say anything, not even other metaphors and other descriptions?"

Qin Yu was really amused by the woman in front of him, so he said very solemnly:

"I, Qin Yu, swear, really haven't said anything, if I violate today's words, let me fail to increase every time!"

"

Increase failed?".

Seeing the woman's puzzled appearance, Qin Yu broke free from the woman and explained:

"In short, I hope you can fully trust me, that is already the most terrible punishment for me! Moreover, even if I want to say something, I will definitely directly say that I slapped your ass dozens of times under the gaze of Aozang Mountain, Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch Immortal Mansion, Ganyu and Shenhe..."

Suddenly, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun also understood something, his face changed greatly, the whole person seemed to be petrified, motionless, it took a long time to come to his senses, and he actually began to sobble in a low voice like a bullied child.

Dihuazhou, the top floor of Wangshu Inn.

A young man in a green suit, white tights, and a green hat is playing a harp.

The melodious music and the cool breeze blowing from the snow-capped mountains make the distant flowers sway, and passers-by feel the breath of freedom under this music, and a knowing smile appears on their faces.

"Aha

, I knew you were coming!" The young man noticed the man slowly coming behind him, turned around directly, stuck out his tongue playfully

, and asked, "You old fellow, or I came to see you first!" "

Obviously you are relatively idle and live a rich life, hum!"

Zhongli looked at the young man in front of him almost exactly as he first saw him, thinking of the old man who had gradually become less and less under the wear and tear of the years, and his eyes couldn't help but show a little nostalgia.

"Oh, old friend, shouldn't you give me a warm hug?

Seeing that Zhongli didn't speak, the young man grabbed the wine jar next to him and threw it at Zhongli, who caught it steadily and said lightly

, "You know, I rarely drink.

"Please, this is the oldest wine from Dawn Winery, the most famous winery in Mondstadt, I earned it by singing in the tavern for a few months, are you so faceless

?" "Hmph!"

Immediately, the smile on the young man's face gradually disappeared, and he asked casually, "Are you really planning to quit?" "

You are different from me, I haven't been too involved in the fight since the beginning, touching fish, drinking wine, and earning some Mora along the way, you are conscientious..."

"It's time to quit, if they don't have the means to take over this burden and find another reason to reappear, wouldn't it be good

?" Zhongli's words made the young man stunned for a moment, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud, "This doesn't look like something you can say! Which little guy gave it to you?"

"Hmm... Qin Yu, you might know him later, a... Interesting people. The

young man put the wine glass in front of Zhongli by himself, "A toast to this person I have never met

?" "...""Anyway

, Mora wasn't made by you, why don't you give me some, how about I can bring you such a good wine next time?"

Zhongli walked to the young man's side and directly picked it up and threw it into the air, "I don't have half a Mora, I never take it with me when I go out."

"Woo, don't be so ruthless!" A

comfortable breeze blew from the bottom up, and the young man's figure melted into the wind, but it disappeared in an instant, leaving Zhongli standing on the top floor of the Wangshu Inn, the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised.

"In terms of general reason, such a meeting is not bad. Walking

down the Yujing Terrace, it was completely different from Qin Yu's ease, the woman's arms hung weakly, as if her soul had been squeezed dry, and the tears on her face were faintly visible.

From now on, could it be that the dignified Liuyun Borrowing Wind Zhenjun was going to become his servant?

She couldn't accept such a cruel reality from the bottom of her heart...

"Hehe, Sister Crane?"

"Sister Immortal?"

Qin Yu called a few times, and found that Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun didn't pay attention to it at all, and even when he turned sideways, the other party would walk forward like a zombie, and sighed.

tiptoeing around behind her, just like that day, the trick was repeated~

"Smack!"

The woman raised her head suddenly, her body was like an electric shock, and her silver teeth bit her red lips lightly.

"He, how dare he..."

Then, Qin Yu heard a cracking sound.

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sure enough(; ́༎ຶД༎ຶ')

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