[Kaia]: The mermaid scene, what is this, I haven't heard of it before.
[Albedo]: It is estimated that the system also developed itself, or a terrier taken from another plane.
[Kelly]: Mermaid, Kelly has not seen it yet, I don't know if I can see it later?
[Wendy]: Wait, mermaid, could it be one of us to play mermaid?
[Kazuto Arataki]: What! Uncle Ben is going to play a mermaid? Wouldn't that have thrown away all of Uncle Ben's face!
[Shinobu Kuki]: If the boss really plays a mermaid, I can't believe this picture.
[Yae Miko]: If I really play a mermaid, I am more optimistic about Wendy, after all, Wendy's skin is so white, almost comparable to me.
[Diluc]: I think Kaia is very good, supporting Kaia to play the mermaid.
[Kaia]: Okay, you Diluc, this time came out and tossed me!
[Zhongli]: Mermaid, I haven't seen it for a long time.
Keqing: Has Mr. Zhongli seen a mermaid before?
[Zhongli]: I saw it once in a while, and I can't remember how long ago it was.
Goro: When I think of mermaids, the first thing that comes to mind is Lord Coral Palace.
[Coral Miyashinhai]: I'm not a mermaid, but the clothes I wear are very similar to mermaids' clothes.
Zhongli: Actually, mermaids don't wear clothes.
[Liyue netizen]: It's a pity, I thought that Lord Coral Palace was a real mermaid.
[Mond netizen]: If you want to see the authentic mermaid, you also have to see us Mond, after all, myths and stories are passed down from us.
Three white lights flashed and led the three of them to a room, next to the script and the costumes to be used.
"This kind of clothing, how is it the office clothes of the Knights of the Zephyr?" Wendy held a set of clothes in her hand, tinkered for a long time, and finally put it on her body.
"This is the clothes of the Knights of the Zephyr? How have I not seen it? Kaiya was puzzled, he had been in the Knights of the West Wind for some years, but he had never seen such a kind of clothes.
"These are clothes from a long time ago, at least hundreds of years old, and it's normal that you don't know." Wendy patted her chest and straightened her upper body.
"I didn't expect you to know so much, I really underestimated you before, and I thought you were just a bard who drank." Kaiya took the clothes and put them on, but there were no clothes next to Yidou, only a script.
"Why doesn't Uncle Ben have a costume!" Yidou shouted angrily, Uncle Ben actually had no clothes, this is not discrimination against Uncle Ben! Uncle Ben wants to protest and fight against this unscrupulous system!
"Because the plot requires it, Yidou doesn't need to change clothes, but if you really want clothes, you can also provide a set for you."
"Then what are you waiting for, just bring it to Uncle Ben!" Hahaha..." Yidou crossed his waist and laughed, he is indeed the chosen person, the system will actually take care of his feelings, which is not more proof that this live Q&A is inseparable from me!
A tattered piece of clothing appeared next to Ichido, with countless wear marks and a lot of blood on it.
"This dress..." Ichidou leaned down to pick up the clothes and carefully pondered them in his hands.
"There are blood stains on the clothes, and there are many wear marks, it seems that it should be cut by a knife, is it possible, the role played by Uncle Ben is a peerless hero!"
Ichidou took off his clothes, neatly changed into this bloodstained clothes, opened the script and read it.
"This..." Even
if he often fights with the spirit of Ah Q for spiritual victory methods, after reading this script, he can't laugh, he is actually the person who was made fun of.
"This script doesn't feel like it has anything to do with mermaids." Kaiya finished reading the script and closed it.
"Mermaid is the name of a movie, the scene you wait to perform, is only part of it, the original work is related to the mermaid, but the system has modified it partially, so it is impossible to see what is related to the mermaid." The sound of the system lingered in the ears of the three.
"So that's the case, I'm actually a little scared, I don't know which of the three of us is going to play the mermaid!" Wendy took a glass of wine out of nowhere and gurgled.
"The script is familiar and we can get started."
"The show starts, the actors are in place!"
The big screen changed, and the performance began:
in the office of the Knights of the West Wind, Kaia was burying her head in writing official documents, Wendy was sitting on the chair behind to touch the fish, leisurely and comfortable, at this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, it sounded very anxious, the pace was very fast, and before Wendy stood up, the big man outside the door had already walked in.
Kaia looked up and found that the person who came in was Yidou, he was covered in scars, his hair was messy, his clothes were stained with blood, and his spirit was also very bad, haggard, and he looked very embarrassed.
Wendy saw Ichidou and quickly stood up, he knew Ichidou, the big brother of the Arataki faction, Hatsuyome, such a big man, he must respect a little and personally entertain.
He walked up to Kaiya's side, stretched out his hand, held Ichito's hand and said, "Mr. Arataki, luck will be lucky." Seeing
that there were people in the Zephyr Knights who knew him, Yidou felt that the matter must be easy to deal with later, so he relaxed a little, let out a long sigh of relief, and also held Wendy's hand and shook it.
"Hello, hello." Sitting on the chair with a butt, he sighed heavily, and locked his brows, there was actually something under the sky that made Arataki frown, and Wendy and Kaia, who were in charge of reception, couldn't help but become serious.
"Is there anything we can do to help you?" Wendy sat down in her chair and straightened up, her hands on the table with a serious expression.
Kaia plays a recruit who doesn't know how to deal with such a complicated thing, so he doesn't say a word, squints his eyes slightly, looks at Wendy, and waits for the old churros to deal with this kind of thing.
"Whew~Hoo~" Ichidou breathed heavily, gulped, his heart beat fast, and the sound was very loud, like an imperial engine.
"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say." Ichidou twitched the corners of his mouth and spoke.
"We are members of the Knights of the Zephyr, we are professionally trained and will not be afraid. You please say. "
I just now... was kidnapped by the nine tengu..." said Ichidou tremblingly, and a few beads of sweat appeared on his head, which showed that in Ichido's eyes, the nine tengu were so terrifying.
Hearing the word "kidnapping", Wendy and Kaia frowned unconsciously, this kind of thing, if not wrong, is generally a criminal case, if the situation is true, it is several years to start, and may even be sentenced to life imprisonment, you can deal with it well.
The two of them were still easy to deal with just now, and at this time, they became serious, and their waists straightened.
"Which one is Tengu?" Wendy opened her mouth and said that at this time, it would take a seasoned member like him to be able to handle it, and Kaia was responsible for sorting out her thoughts and drawing a portrait next to her.
"It's not one one, it's the nine tengu who are half human and half tengu..." When Ichidou said this, his vocal cords were trembling, it is estimated that he remembered the terrible things that happened before, and now he is still unconsciously afraid.
"Half man, half tengu?" When Kaiya heard this, she felt very strange, what kind of appearance is it? But with his own imagination, he drew a picture, which is the appearance of a dog on the left and a dog on the right.
"Not left and right, up and down." Yidou glanced at Kaiya's painting and frowned slightly, this can also be wrong, can it be a little common sense! Ichidou sighed heavily.
Kaiya immediately took out the paper and redrew a picture, it was the picture of the dog's head on top and the person below, which was very outrageous, especially the people's chickens were drawn.
Seeing that Kaiya had drawn incorrectly again, Yidou was even more speechless, frowned, and waved the drawing paper.
"She is a person above, and a tengu below, no, the back is a tengu."
Kaiya reversed the direction of the drawing, showed it to Ichidou, and then filled in a dog's tail behind the "human dog", which is the "nine tengu" described by Ichidou.
"What about the face? No chicks, she's a woman. Ichidou tilted his neck, how come Kaiya this guy can't understand himself, or has he never seen Tengu, how is this painting so outrageous, I can't believe it!
Kaia picked up the paper again and quickly drew a new picture, a man with a big cheek, two legs of a dog underneath, looking very funny, a dog tail on the wide back, these paintings of Kaia have created several new creatures, which can be used as horror stories.
Yidou looked at Kaiya's painting, a mouthful of old blood in his heart wanted to spew out, spray Kaiya this guy, he must have done it on purpose, normal people can't draw such outrageous pictures!
Ichidou's eyes widened, and a shocked expression was already written on his face, was his language ability not enough? Why would Kaia draw such a painting!
"Wait."
Wendy saw Ichido's impatience and speechlessness, he stretched out his palm, took the drawing from Kaia's hand, picked up the brush again, and quickly filled in a circle on Kaia's drawing.
Ichidou saw that Wendy made a move, and felt that there was finally hope, if he let that guy Kaia draw again, it is estimated that he will not be able to draw the appearance of nine tengu in his life.
He covered his face with both hands to ease his mood, after all, he had just run out of the Nine Tengu and almost died in her lair.
After ten seconds, Wendy closed the brush and handed the drawing to Kaia, who took the drawing paper and squeezed it up and down and placed it in front of Yidou!
Ichidou raised his head and looked at Wendy's masterpiece, which was no different from Kaia's picture just now, except that a small wing was drawn on the head of the "human dog" and a little hair was added, which was in line with the "female" described by Ichidou.
"Nine tengu!" One by one, he took a picture of the drawing in Kaiya's hand, what kind of thing is this painting, take pleasure with yourself, right!
"Have you seen the movie! It's the kind of nine-tengu that has short hair, not too big or small wings on the back, and a very good figure, which is the kind of half-human, half-tengu nine tengu!
When Ichito said these words, he was very emotional, and while he said it, he danced and made some movements that described the curves of the nine tengu figures.
"Kujo Tengu, understand?!!!" When Yidou said this, he was almost a little angry, and his hands waved heavily, eager to directly instill the information in his mind into the minds of the two in front of him!
"Understood, you go on." Wendy moved her palm to steady Ichido's emotions.
"She frantically pursued me, saying that I was handsome, Uncle Ben was handsome, who else under the sky didn't know?"
"And then?"
"She kidnapped me, right at the door of Tenling, which is full of Tengu, and even Tengu with a long nose!"
"Very long-nosed tengu~" Ichito stretched out a finger and dangled in front of Kaia, showing how terrifying the shock he had just received was!
"The nose is so long, it rushed directly towards me, startling me, Shinobu picked up the knife, directly raised the knife and fell, hit the ground, and then I ran out, I flew like that tengu..."
"Poof-"
Kaiya couldn't help but laugh, his head sank sharply, and he could see that he really couldn't hold it, but because the victim was still in front of him, he didn't dare to laugh too arrogantly, so he bit his lips tightly, Brows locked, strong to endure, must be calm!
Kaia raised his head, put a hand on his face, and flicked it from top to bottom, he wanted to use these seconds to calm himself, but human nerves are not completely controlled by himself.
Kaiya nodded, indicating that he was still listening to Ichidou's words, but couldn't help it, the corners of his mouth rose wildly, he put his index finger in front of his mouth, and took a bite with the ground, but he still couldn't stop.
Wendy, who was sitting next to him, had better control, but he held back, covering his smile with his hand over his cheek.
"What are you laughing at?" Ichidou was a little angry, he came here to ask for help, not to be entertained!
"I think of happy things." Kaiya waved the brush in his hand casually, restored his previous calm, and answered seriously.
"What happy thing?"
"I have an object."
"Ha..." Hearing
Kaia's nonsense, Wendy couldn't help it, laughing out loud, and he covered his face to prevent the situation from being too embarrassing.
"What are you laughing at again?" Ichito asked unpleasantly.
"I have a partner too."
[Albedo]: It is estimated that the system also developed itself, or a terrier taken from another plane.
[Kelly]: Mermaid, Kelly has not seen it yet, I don't know if I can see it later?
[Wendy]: Wait, mermaid, could it be one of us to play mermaid?
[Kazuto Arataki]: What! Uncle Ben is going to play a mermaid? Wouldn't that have thrown away all of Uncle Ben's face!
[Shinobu Kuki]: If the boss really plays a mermaid, I can't believe this picture.
[Yae Miko]: If I really play a mermaid, I am more optimistic about Wendy, after all, Wendy's skin is so white, almost comparable to me.
[Diluc]: I think Kaia is very good, supporting Kaia to play the mermaid.
[Kaia]: Okay, you Diluc, this time came out and tossed me!
[Zhongli]: Mermaid, I haven't seen it for a long time.
Keqing: Has Mr. Zhongli seen a mermaid before?
[Zhongli]: I saw it once in a while, and I can't remember how long ago it was.
Goro: When I think of mermaids, the first thing that comes to mind is Lord Coral Palace.
[Coral Miyashinhai]: I'm not a mermaid, but the clothes I wear are very similar to mermaids' clothes.
Zhongli: Actually, mermaids don't wear clothes.
[Liyue netizen]: It's a pity, I thought that Lord Coral Palace was a real mermaid.
[Mond netizen]: If you want to see the authentic mermaid, you also have to see us Mond, after all, myths and stories are passed down from us.
Three white lights flashed and led the three of them to a room, next to the script and the costumes to be used.
"This kind of clothing, how is it the office clothes of the Knights of the Zephyr?" Wendy held a set of clothes in her hand, tinkered for a long time, and finally put it on her body.
"This is the clothes of the Knights of the Zephyr? How have I not seen it? Kaiya was puzzled, he had been in the Knights of the West Wind for some years, but he had never seen such a kind of clothes.
"These are clothes from a long time ago, at least hundreds of years old, and it's normal that you don't know." Wendy patted her chest and straightened her upper body.
"I didn't expect you to know so much, I really underestimated you before, and I thought you were just a bard who drank." Kaiya took the clothes and put them on, but there were no clothes next to Yidou, only a script.
"Why doesn't Uncle Ben have a costume!" Yidou shouted angrily, Uncle Ben actually had no clothes, this is not discrimination against Uncle Ben! Uncle Ben wants to protest and fight against this unscrupulous system!
"Because the plot requires it, Yidou doesn't need to change clothes, but if you really want clothes, you can also provide a set for you."
"Then what are you waiting for, just bring it to Uncle Ben!" Hahaha..." Yidou crossed his waist and laughed, he is indeed the chosen person, the system will actually take care of his feelings, which is not more proof that this live Q&A is inseparable from me!
A tattered piece of clothing appeared next to Ichido, with countless wear marks and a lot of blood on it.
"This dress..." Ichidou leaned down to pick up the clothes and carefully pondered them in his hands.
"There are blood stains on the clothes, and there are many wear marks, it seems that it should be cut by a knife, is it possible, the role played by Uncle Ben is a peerless hero!"
Ichidou took off his clothes, neatly changed into this bloodstained clothes, opened the script and read it.
"This..." Even
if he often fights with the spirit of Ah Q for spiritual victory methods, after reading this script, he can't laugh, he is actually the person who was made fun of.
"This script doesn't feel like it has anything to do with mermaids." Kaiya finished reading the script and closed it.
"Mermaid is the name of a movie, the scene you wait to perform, is only part of it, the original work is related to the mermaid, but the system has modified it partially, so it is impossible to see what is related to the mermaid." The sound of the system lingered in the ears of the three.
"So that's the case, I'm actually a little scared, I don't know which of the three of us is going to play the mermaid!" Wendy took a glass of wine out of nowhere and gurgled.
"The script is familiar and we can get started."
"The show starts, the actors are in place!"
The big screen changed, and the performance began:
in the office of the Knights of the West Wind, Kaia was burying her head in writing official documents, Wendy was sitting on the chair behind to touch the fish, leisurely and comfortable, at this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, it sounded very anxious, the pace was very fast, and before Wendy stood up, the big man outside the door had already walked in.
Kaia looked up and found that the person who came in was Yidou, he was covered in scars, his hair was messy, his clothes were stained with blood, and his spirit was also very bad, haggard, and he looked very embarrassed.
Wendy saw Ichidou and quickly stood up, he knew Ichidou, the big brother of the Arataki faction, Hatsuyome, such a big man, he must respect a little and personally entertain.
He walked up to Kaiya's side, stretched out his hand, held Ichito's hand and said, "Mr. Arataki, luck will be lucky." Seeing
that there were people in the Zephyr Knights who knew him, Yidou felt that the matter must be easy to deal with later, so he relaxed a little, let out a long sigh of relief, and also held Wendy's hand and shook it.
"Hello, hello." Sitting on the chair with a butt, he sighed heavily, and locked his brows, there was actually something under the sky that made Arataki frown, and Wendy and Kaia, who were in charge of reception, couldn't help but become serious.
"Is there anything we can do to help you?" Wendy sat down in her chair and straightened up, her hands on the table with a serious expression.
Kaia plays a recruit who doesn't know how to deal with such a complicated thing, so he doesn't say a word, squints his eyes slightly, looks at Wendy, and waits for the old churros to deal with this kind of thing.
"Whew~Hoo~" Ichidou breathed heavily, gulped, his heart beat fast, and the sound was very loud, like an imperial engine.
"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say." Ichidou twitched the corners of his mouth and spoke.
"We are members of the Knights of the Zephyr, we are professionally trained and will not be afraid. You please say. "
I just now... was kidnapped by the nine tengu..." said Ichidou tremblingly, and a few beads of sweat appeared on his head, which showed that in Ichido's eyes, the nine tengu were so terrifying.
Hearing the word "kidnapping", Wendy and Kaia frowned unconsciously, this kind of thing, if not wrong, is generally a criminal case, if the situation is true, it is several years to start, and may even be sentenced to life imprisonment, you can deal with it well.
The two of them were still easy to deal with just now, and at this time, they became serious, and their waists straightened.
"Which one is Tengu?" Wendy opened her mouth and said that at this time, it would take a seasoned member like him to be able to handle it, and Kaia was responsible for sorting out her thoughts and drawing a portrait next to her.
"It's not one one, it's the nine tengu who are half human and half tengu..." When Ichidou said this, his vocal cords were trembling, it is estimated that he remembered the terrible things that happened before, and now he is still unconsciously afraid.
"Half man, half tengu?" When Kaiya heard this, she felt very strange, what kind of appearance is it? But with his own imagination, he drew a picture, which is the appearance of a dog on the left and a dog on the right.
"Not left and right, up and down." Yidou glanced at Kaiya's painting and frowned slightly, this can also be wrong, can it be a little common sense! Ichidou sighed heavily.
Kaiya immediately took out the paper and redrew a picture, it was the picture of the dog's head on top and the person below, which was very outrageous, especially the people's chickens were drawn.
Seeing that Kaiya had drawn incorrectly again, Yidou was even more speechless, frowned, and waved the drawing paper.
"She is a person above, and a tengu below, no, the back is a tengu."
Kaiya reversed the direction of the drawing, showed it to Ichidou, and then filled in a dog's tail behind the "human dog", which is the "nine tengu" described by Ichidou.
"What about the face? No chicks, she's a woman. Ichidou tilted his neck, how come Kaiya this guy can't understand himself, or has he never seen Tengu, how is this painting so outrageous, I can't believe it!
Kaia picked up the paper again and quickly drew a new picture, a man with a big cheek, two legs of a dog underneath, looking very funny, a dog tail on the wide back, these paintings of Kaia have created several new creatures, which can be used as horror stories.
Yidou looked at Kaiya's painting, a mouthful of old blood in his heart wanted to spew out, spray Kaiya this guy, he must have done it on purpose, normal people can't draw such outrageous pictures!
Ichidou's eyes widened, and a shocked expression was already written on his face, was his language ability not enough? Why would Kaia draw such a painting!
"Wait."
Wendy saw Ichido's impatience and speechlessness, he stretched out his palm, took the drawing from Kaia's hand, picked up the brush again, and quickly filled in a circle on Kaia's drawing.
Ichidou saw that Wendy made a move, and felt that there was finally hope, if he let that guy Kaia draw again, it is estimated that he will not be able to draw the appearance of nine tengu in his life.
He covered his face with both hands to ease his mood, after all, he had just run out of the Nine Tengu and almost died in her lair.
After ten seconds, Wendy closed the brush and handed the drawing to Kaia, who took the drawing paper and squeezed it up and down and placed it in front of Yidou!
Ichidou raised his head and looked at Wendy's masterpiece, which was no different from Kaia's picture just now, except that a small wing was drawn on the head of the "human dog" and a little hair was added, which was in line with the "female" described by Ichidou.
"Nine tengu!" One by one, he took a picture of the drawing in Kaiya's hand, what kind of thing is this painting, take pleasure with yourself, right!
"Have you seen the movie! It's the kind of nine-tengu that has short hair, not too big or small wings on the back, and a very good figure, which is the kind of half-human, half-tengu nine tengu!
When Ichito said these words, he was very emotional, and while he said it, he danced and made some movements that described the curves of the nine tengu figures.
"Kujo Tengu, understand?!!!" When Yidou said this, he was almost a little angry, and his hands waved heavily, eager to directly instill the information in his mind into the minds of the two in front of him!
"Understood, you go on." Wendy moved her palm to steady Ichido's emotions.
"She frantically pursued me, saying that I was handsome, Uncle Ben was handsome, who else under the sky didn't know?"
"And then?"
"She kidnapped me, right at the door of Tenling, which is full of Tengu, and even Tengu with a long nose!"
"Very long-nosed tengu~" Ichito stretched out a finger and dangled in front of Kaia, showing how terrifying the shock he had just received was!
"The nose is so long, it rushed directly towards me, startling me, Shinobu picked up the knife, directly raised the knife and fell, hit the ground, and then I ran out, I flew like that tengu..."
"Poof-"
Kaiya couldn't help but laugh, his head sank sharply, and he could see that he really couldn't hold it, but because the victim was still in front of him, he didn't dare to laugh too arrogantly, so he bit his lips tightly, Brows locked, strong to endure, must be calm!
Kaia raised his head, put a hand on his face, and flicked it from top to bottom, he wanted to use these seconds to calm himself, but human nerves are not completely controlled by himself.
Kaiya nodded, indicating that he was still listening to Ichidou's words, but couldn't help it, the corners of his mouth rose wildly, he put his index finger in front of his mouth, and took a bite with the ground, but he still couldn't stop.
Wendy, who was sitting next to him, had better control, but he held back, covering his smile with his hand over his cheek.
"What are you laughing at?" Ichidou was a little angry, he came here to ask for help, not to be entertained!
"I think of happy things." Kaiya waved the brush in his hand casually, restored his previous calm, and answered seriously.
"What happy thing?"
"I have an object."
"Ha..." Hearing
Kaia's nonsense, Wendy couldn't help it, laughing out loud, and he covered his face to prevent the situation from being too embarrassing.
"What are you laughing at again?" Ichito asked unpleasantly.
"I have a partner too."
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