Genshin Impact: I just want to lie down, but the general insists on my promotion

At this time, Jiang Xiao slowly stood up and walked to the center of the venue.

As soon as they saw that it was him, all the scholars present, including Cologne, breathed a sigh of relief.

"It turned out to be Professor Nash's student, I thought it was the inventor of the bicycle. "

"I'm scared to death, it's just a duplicate name. "

"There aren't many people named Jiang Xiao, so they have the same name?"

"It's just a coincidence. "

"I was going to come over to ask for an autograph, but it turned out to be just a duplicate name. "

Now, everyone thinks that Jiang Xiao in front of him is just a person who has the same name as the inventor of the bicycle.

Because they all thought that Jiang Xiao was a student brought by Nash~.

In the impression of scholars, Jiang Xiao's invention is definitely a cross-era level.

His status in the academic world is no less than that of Nash.

Even a few points higher than Nash.

How could such a character be a student of Nash?

Under this kind of inertial thinking, everyone thinks that Jiang Xiao in front of him is just a person with a different name.

For a while, while the scholars relaxed, they also felt a little regretful.

Relaxedly, there was one less rival among the competitors, and unfortunately, they really wanted to meet the inventor of the bike.

Coren also felt a little pity, and said in his heart: "This guy actually has the same name as that gentleman? "

He returned to his seat and waited quietly for the Jiang Xiao in front of him to come up with his research results.

"Since this guy has the same name as Jiang Xiao, then... I hope he doesn't tarnish the name!"

Jiang Xiao stood in the center of the stage, and the venue resounded with sparse applause.

People obviously don't have much affection for this big-name renamer.

Jiang Xiao didn't care, but thought lightly about what kind of results he wanted to come up with.

He is a typical lazy person and is also very afraid of trouble.

If you really come up with a shocking invention, you don't know how many moths will be born.

He didn't bother to deal with that.

Therefore, the best way is to come up with a useless research result, and then after the judges give a low score, they will step down lightly.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao also recalled his previous life, a useless research that was once very popular on the Internet.

Argument: A soaked dog, how many times can he swing his body and dry himself.

This is a research topic for Hu Lide, a professor in the Department of Mechanical Engineering and Biology at Georgia Tech.

This is a seemingly useless research, but in fact it hides the essence of science.

Presumably, by explaining this topic, you should be able to get yourself out of the game.

"Ahem..."

He cleared his throat slightly, and then said in a languid voice, "Hello everyone, my research topic is the essence of a certain phenomenon. "

As soon as the voice was spoken, all the scholars in the audience listened attentively.

Although people don't have much affection for him, this student of Professor Nash must be also extraordinary.

Studying the nature of a certain phenomenon, the results of this kind of subject have also won laurels in previous academic conferences.

Therefore, everyone is still very interested in this kind of results.

Cologne, who was on the side, also looked serious, "I hope this guy won't disappoint too much." "

Judges' seats.

Nash's old face is now full of anticipation.

As a student of Jiang Xiao, he naturally knew Jiang Xiao's strength very well.

A few formulas that flow out of your fingernails are enough to study for yourself for a long time!

Thinking back to the problem-solving process when he first apprenticed, Nash felt nervous and excited.

And now, the teacher is about to release a brand new research result on this stage!

Nash was already trembling with excitement just by imagining it!

What an amazing result would that be?

Lisa and Qin on the side were also full of anticipation.

Unlike the scholars around them, the two of them now know Jiang Xiao's identity.

This person in front of him is not a person with a similar name, but the inventor of the bicycle himself!

Yesterday evening, Jean and Lisa received an oracle from the church.

Lord Barbatos asked to obtain some secret information from this Mr. Jiang Xiao as much as possible.

According to the oracle's explanation, it is likely that he hides a secret that is enough to affect the pattern of the entire continent.

And this secret is hidden in Mondstadt!

Therefore, when they stay for a while, they must be close to Jiang Xiaotao.

"I just don't know what kind of research results this gentleman will come up with?" Jean said with a little nervousness.

Lisa smiled slightly, "Since it is Mr. Jiang Xiao's research results, it must have surprised everyone." "

In the voices of the two daughters, it was difficult to hide the admiration.

You know, the bicycle invented by this gentleman has given millions of people an extremely convenient way to appear.

For such a great inventor, of course, they will have respect for him.

The professors of the other two judges' seats are also looking forward to it.

These two people, one is a professor in the third seat of the Akademiya, and the other is a professor in the fifth seat of the Akademiya, both of whom are respected old scholars.

Both of them thought that the scholar in front of them was a student of the tenth professor, Nash.

Therefore, the two of them naturally have expectations for this person's research results.

Now, with the exception of Cologne, no one has received a passing score.

So, can this student of Professor Nash come up with a satisfactory grade?

The two professors will wait and see. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Now, all the eyes of the venue are focused on Jiang Xiao.

People are looking forward to him and what kind of results he can say.

Under the attention of the audience, Jiang Xiao lightly said the research results he had prepared temporarily.

"My research topic was about a soaked dog that had to swing and shake the water a few times to dry itself. "

"The answer to my research is four times. "[]

There was deathly silence in the audience.

Everyone was stunned.

The atmosphere of the academic meeting seems to be frozen at this moment.

No one expected that as a student of Professor Nash, the person in front of him would actually tell such a nonsensical research result!

There are even many people who think that Jiang Xiao is joking.

On the judges' bench.

Professor Evan slapped the table and rebuked with a slight anger, "This is the result of your research?!Are you flouting the academic society?!"

With this voice, the discussion on the scene suddenly hit like a mountain and a tsunami.

"Is this guy serious??"

"You call this a research topic?!"

"How many times can a dog get rid of itself??"

"He's still a student of Professor Nash!?"

"Is there something wrong with this man's brain??"

"Is that also called research?"

"What's the use of this kind of research??"

The audience was like a fryer, and it was like a vegetable market in an instant.

Many people even scolded directly.

Cologne in the audience was directly dumbfounded.

I thought that this guy was a professor's student and should be able to come up with a good research result.

But now that I look at it, it's just bullshit.

Study how many times a dog throws itself dry??

Does this kind of thing still need to be studied?

Isn't that something that a person can see?

Suddenly, his impression of the person in front of him fell directly to the freezing point.

"He's just a madman, and from now on, he won't have a place in the academic world!"

"Even if he is a student of Professor Nash, he will definitely bear a lifetime of infamy until he quits academia!"

Kelun's face was extremely indifferent, and he looked at Jiang Xiao as if he was looking at a fool.

At the same time, Nash on the judges' bench was also dumbfounded.

I thought that my teacher would come up with a shocking result, but I never expected that he would come up with such a nonsensical result.

It's just as shocking, but it's in a negative sense.

Hearing the scolding from the audience, Nash couldn't help but be a little worried.

If I knew this, I wouldn't have brought my teacher over to this academic meeting.

At this time, Professor Ai Wen on the side pressed his hand, "Silence!"

In an instant, the sound of the audience dissipated.

Professor Ai Wen's face was full of anger, and he continued to ask, "Boy, the academic meeting is the most solemn event in the academic world!

Jiang Xiao still remained calm, and said lightly: "This judge may have misunderstood, I'm not messing around." "

Ai Wen was even more angry, "Then you should tell me, what is the use of this topic you are studying?!"

"What's the use?"

Jiang Xiao sighed slightly, and couldn't help but feel a trace of sadness for the scientific community in this era.

If scientific research is only for the sake of usefulness, then this path will not go far.

In previous lives, many great inventions were discovered by accident.

The origin of the laws of mechanics is nothing more than a fallen apple, and the invention of the steam engine is nothing more than someone's curiosity about a boiling kettle.

At the beginning, these studies are extremely mundane, even nonsensical.

After all, who cares about an apple?

But it is precisely because some people are curious that the road of modern science can develop rapidly.

If the scholars of this era set themselves up in the name of useful imprisonment at the beginning of their research, then the science of this era will be buried in the soil forever.

This is inconsistent with Jiang Xiao's concept!

Thinking of this, he asked the scholars in the audience:

"In your opinion, the premise of scientific research must be useful?"

(The new author kneels and begs for flowers!).