Genshin Impact: I just want to lie down, but the general insists on my promotion

One dares to say it, and the other really dares to do it.

The main course of today's noon course is Barr's own cooking after consulting a chef.

That's why Barr is a little squirming now.

The level of self-cooking, she is not unaware.

It can be said to be catastrophic level.

Therefore, her confidence in today's main dish is not very strong.

She even regretted a little why she had to listen to the nonsense of that guy from Miko.

If you want to express your gratitude to Jiang Xiao, there are actually many ways.

Why did I choose one that I was not good at?

It's so reckless....

But the matter has come to this, and she has no choice but to explain to the kitchen, and the main dish at noon today will be served by herself.

...

As the side dishes are served one by one, the main course finally appears.

A maid cautiously approached with a large soup bowl sealed by a lid.

A fine bead of sweat broke out on her forehead, and she was obviously nervous.

When she put the bowl of soup on the table, she was shocked, and then ran away.

I don't know, I thought there was a bomb in this soup bowl.

Jiang Xiao disagreed, smiled lightly and took away the lid of the soup bowl.

[What is the big dish that makes me Kangkang today?].

Then, he was stunned.

The moment the lid was opened, a puff of black smoke billowed out.

[What kind of trick is this? It's quite novel??].

The current Jiang Xiao did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

In his opinion, this may be the whim of today's chef who tried a new dish.

When the thick black smoke gradually cleared, the contents of the soup bowl were revealed.

It is a bowl of black soup with purple fluorescence.

On the surface of the soup, there are many charred black objects floating that cannot be seen clearly.

Just looking at this look, it's already weird.

But what's even weirder is that these charred black objects floating on the surface of the soup even squirm from time to time!

It feels like it's something alive!

Moreover, until the moment the bowl of soup was served on the table, the soup in the bowl was still boiling.

If you look closely, you can even see a glimmer of thunder and lightning in the soup.

It looks like some kind of shock reaction.

[Is this a sacrifice of some kind of evil festival??].

Jiang Xiao's brows furrowed fiercely, his chin seemed to be dislocated, and he was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth at all.

And then....

As if he realized something, he cast a skeptical gaze on the general.

Seeing him the way he looked, Barr didn't even need to eavesdrop on him.

The face that seemed to be covered with question marks had already spoken for him, 'This dish is the ??? you made'

Barr was silent for a moment, then nodded slightly.

[I....... Cao ???].

[When did I offend you??].

[Why did you kill me??].

[This soup is completely unrelenting!].

[The ancient emperor gave death to the minister, so why don't you get a bottle of colorless and tasteless poisonous wine??].

[It's good for you, just don't act??].

[It's clear that you want to die of tenderness, right??].

Jiang Xiao's face was full of confusion, and he was already thinking about where he should be buried.

"Ahem..."

Hearing Jiang Xiao's heart, Barr's face was a little unbearable.

It's all to blame for this guy Shenzi, what kind of bad idea he gave himself.

Everyone was frightened by their own dish.

It's not okay to go on like this, I have to explain to Jiang Xiao.

"Get out, all of you. "

Barr then cleared the guards and maids from the surrounding area.

In the huge restaurant, only Barr and Jiang Xiao were left.

[Is this to give yourself a decent face?].

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but think about it.

At this time, Barr blushed and said, "Ahem... This dish was actually the idea of the Son of God. "

Hearing this, Jiang Xiao was stunned again.

[It's that crumb fox again??].

[When have I offended her??].

【Oh... It seems to have offended me once...].

[But it's just such a small feud, she can kill me??].

[And she had already taken revenge at that time!].

[Until now, she actually wants Ah Ying to poison me??].

[Sure enough, the pink-haired woman doesn't have a good heart!].

Jiang Xiao was so angry in her heart that she couldn't wait to run to the Narujin Shrine right now, snatch her imperial coin, and then slap her ass hard!

Then, Jiang Xiao put on a very serious expression: "Actually, I still want to live for two more years, can I not drink this thing?"

Hearing this, Barr nodded hurriedly, the shame on his face had reached the extreme.

This guy is the son of God, and he actually lost such a big face.

Now, even Jiang Xiao knew that his cooking skills were very poor.

After this day, how can I raise my head in front of him?

So, she explained to Jiang Xiao: "Ahem... This soup just doesn't look good, but I'm sure it tastes good. "

Jiang Xiao was full of question marks, "Do you call this a good look??"

"Ahem..."

Barr choked on this.

Indeed, this bowl of 'dish' does look a little ugly.

But I obviously made it according to the recipe, and the taste should not be very bad.

Thinking of this, Barr said tentatively: "I don't think it tastes bad, why don't you taste it?"

Jiang Xiao blinked, glanced at the 'soup' that was having an electric reaction, and then questioned

"Why don't you try it yourself?".

Barr choked again.

This guy is really ruthless when he speaks.

Just as she was about to retort, something seemed to have changed in this bowl of 'soup'...

The texture of the soup slowly becomes viscous, and it looks like black lava, and from time to time bubbles bubble up...

It was a hellish sight.

"Hiss..."

Seeing this, Jiang Xiao gasped.

[How did she make a dish into multiple forms??].

[First a piece of nuclear wastewater, then a lava hell?].

Just when he was complaining happily in his heart, the substance in the bowl changed again.

A flash of lightning lingered in it, followed by another bubble of magma.

I only heard a bang!

This bowl of 'dish' seems to have undergone some kind of fission reaction!

Coincidentally, a piece of swarthy substance was directly exploded into Jiang Xiao's mouth.

[it??Finish the calf!].

It was his last thought.

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