Genshin Impact: I really am not the reincarnation of a demon god!

Bai Ye was deeply shocked when he heard what Keli said.

Keli, this little guy, was getting more and more courageous, and even dared to blow up the statue of the God of Wind.

"You are really a role model for our generation."

Bai Ye was silent for a moment, and blurted out six words.

"Brother Bai Ye, how did you get caught?"

Keli looked at Bai Ye with curiosity.

"I just caught a few pigeons, and then I was caught."

Bai Ye stretched out his hand and pinched Keli's little face, saying gently.

"Catching pigeons is so boring, when we get out of the confinement room, Keli will take you to catch fish, okay?"

Keli smiled and stared at Bai Ye with a pair of watery eyes.

Bai Ye's face was dark.

He probably knew what Keli meant by catching fish.

Nine out of ten times, it was to take the bouncing bomb in her hand and throw it into the lake to blow it up.

......

"Keli, how many times have you come in this month?"

Bai Ye coughed dryly, looked down at Keli, and tried to change the subject.

"Keli can't count..."

Keli blinked, and her cute ears trembled.

At this moment, Keli's stomach growled a few times.

In this extremely silent confinement room, it was very clear.

Keli laughed awkwardly and raised her hand to scratch her head.

Bai Ye sighed slightly in his heart.

He reached out and took out the unfinished pigeon from the dimensional backpack and handed it to Keli.

"What is this?"

Keli's eyes lit up when she smelled the aroma, and she reached out to take the pigeon.

"This is pigeon meat, it's very delicious, I saved it for you."

Bai Ye looked at Keli with a smile.

Klee took a bite and looked up at Bai Ye: "Do you want to eat it?"

Bai Ye shook his head: "I've eaten it, you can eat it yourself."

After Klee blew up the statue of the God of Wind today.

Because she was worried about being punished by Jean, she had been hiding in the middle of Mondstadt.

Unfortunately, her calves were too short, and she was caught by the guards after running for a while.

High-intensity physical exertion, coupled with not eating in the morning, her stomach had been growling with hunger.

......

"Brother Bai Ye, you are such a good person."

Klee took the pigeon and ate it without hesitation.

After a while.

Klee had eaten half of the pigeon.

Bai Ye looked at Klee with a smile on his face.

Klee burped, licked the grease on her fingers and said: "It turns out that pigeons are so delicious..."

But what Bai Ye didn't know was that his behavior today.

led to the appearance of a pigeon killer in Mondstadt in the future.

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Mondstadt.

Qin hurried back from outside.

She went to perform a mission outside Mondstadt today.

As soon as she arrived at the mission site, she heard a deafening explosion in Mondstadt.

Her intuition told her that Klee had done something incredible in Mondstadt again.

So she briefly explained it and hurried back to Mondstadt.

After returning to Mondstadt, Qin went straight to the Wind God Square.

The scene in front of her.

Qin opened her mouth wide, and she felt a little dizzy.

The wings of the Wind God statue were all blown off, and even the hood on the head of the Wind God was blown off half.

Qin's blood pressure rose all of a sudden.

Qin's mind moved, and a one-handed sword appeared in her hand.

She decided to teach Klee a lesson today.

Otherwise, Klee would only blow up the Wind God statue today, and Klee would blow up Mondstadt tomorrow.

Thinking of this, Qin shuddered involuntarily.

Klee, this kid, shouldn't do something like blowing up Mondstadt...

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Crack——!

The door of the confinement room was opened.

Qin walked in angrily, looking around for Klee.

"Bai Ye?! Didn't you go to Inazuma? Why are you locked up in the confinement room?"

Qin was shocked when she saw Bai Ye.

"Noel thought I was a thief of the treasure-stealing group, and then..."

"There shouldn't be a law in Mondstadt that forbids catching pigeons, right?"

Bai Ye spread his hands helplessly and told the whole story.

"Mondstadt really doesn't have such a saying. I'll let you out later. I'll deal with Klee's matter first."

"Klee, did you blow up the statue of the god of wind?"

Qin put her hands on her hips and looked at Klee with a smile.

Seeing Qin like this.

Bai Ye knew in his heart that this was the calm before the storm.

"Qin......"Captain, Klee didn't mean it!"

Klee shuddered.

Qin's smile grew thicker and thicker, and she slowly walked to Klee's side.

"Klee, report to the confinement room right now."

Klee said, and looked around, and found herself in the confinement room.

Then she found a corner in the confinement room and huddled up.

Qin laughed more and more happily, and walked to the corner where Klee was.

Klee trembled when she saw Qin approaching her.

"Captain Qin, can I go out now?"

"Little Klee is so cute, she is still a child, I will educate her for you, let her go this time."

Just as Qin was about to educate Klee, Bai Ye interrupted Qin's spell.

Klee heard the words, and whooshed into Bai Ye's arms.

"You can let Klee go, but if Klee blows up something again, I will find you. "

Qin sighed, and her heart softened when she saw Keli's aggrieved look.

"No problem, I'll take care of Keli during this period."

Bai Ye patted his chest and assured Qin.

Qin nodded helplessly.

...

Bai Ye hugged Keli in his arms and walked out of the confinement room.

"Brother Bai Ye, where are we going to play?"

Keli tugged at Bai Ye's clothes, and looked at Bai Ye with her big watery eyes.

"I'll take you to the library to play with Aunt Lisa."

Bai Ye looked at Keli and then answered.

Hearing the four words Aunt Lisa, Keli's face changed and her body kept shaking.

Bai Ye was a little confused and asked, "What's wrong? Little Keli."

Keli forced a smile: "Keli still thinks the confinement room is more fun. ”

As soon as the words fell, Klee ran towards the confinement room.

Bai Ye had a question mark on his face.

Is Lisa so scary that she scared Klee like this...

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