Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

"The Fifth Virtue: Bravery! No matter how dangerous the lies ahead, I will not be afraid to walk with

you!" "The Sixth Virtue: Humility! Let you do these dangerous things

!" "The Seventh Virtue: Honesty! You should have understood this from the beginning! But I would like to emphasize that I got this red hedron first

!" "It's not you! It's us, it's ours!" Paimon Kazuma's eyes widened in anger!

"Heh~ strong words!My eighth virtue is: self-confidence!You two are glaring at me like this, do you like me!"

Ahhhh

Nutong replied honestly.

"Ahh

"What's it called?"

"Nickname, get one, I'll hear how it is." "

Uh... There are still people who like nicknames so much. "

This time it's Paimon's turn to scratch his head

!" "OH~ There is! I not only want to kill but also punish my heart, hum!" "

Don't you like to be narcissistic in front of girls, I'll give you a nickname 'lesbian'!" Paimon will call you by your nickname whenever everyone meets, and girls will subconsciously be disgusted when they hear your nickname! Look at how you are narcissistic in front of girls!

" "Hahahaha, I'm such a genius!".

Paimon crossed his hands on his hips and laughed as he looked up to the sky.

Sora applauds Paimon in admiration.

Unexpectedly, the female Tong also applauded.

"Honestly, I have to admit that Paimon is a genius!" she

exclaimed.

"Haha, it's too late to find out now!Paimon won't cancel your nickname!" Paimon

triumphed.

"But my name was originally called Nutong!" said Nutong with her hands spread out and said as a matter of course.

"What?!"

Paimon's laughter came to an abrupt end.

"You can even change your name in order to win Paimon once?" Sora was even more dumbfounded.

Nutong's head was full of black lines, "What, I was originally called Nutong

, a girl's girl, a red Tongtong!" Paimon and Sora looked at each other, and there was such a name

? and such a coincidence?"That's why I said Paimon, you're such a genius!"

"I, I.... You, you...."Paimon was incoherent.

At this moment, a stomach scream rang out at an inopportune time.

"Huh, who's having diarrhea! There's no sense of morality at all!"

Paimon said angrily, his eyes fixed on Nutong.

"Not me. Nutong's face was not red and her heart was not beating, and she said indifferently.

"It's me—" At this time, Brother Long quietly raised his hand.

Paimon is shocked to find that it is her pillow person.

"You, why do you have diarrhea in public?"

"I'm just hungry, that's why my stomach rings. "

The empty face turned red like a ripe apple.

"It's almost noon, don't you have breakfast? Nu

Tong sent a soul blow.

"This, this... We....."Paimon's eyes dodged, but saliva flowed from his mouth.

"We haven't found out where Mondstadt is, so we only had some sunset fruit in the morning. "

Brother Long is still honest and honestly told them about their predicament.

"It turned out to be a poor wilderness survivor. I feel sorry for what happened to you. When you get to Mondstadt, I'll treat you to a big meal.

"yes, I'm going to eat a lot of sweet stuffed chicken!"

Paimon immediately jumped around excitedly,

"Thank you." Brother Long suppressed the restlessness in his stomach and thanked him.

"You're welcome, the so-called meeting is fate, and it's like not knowing each other if you don't fight. To paraphrase someone, we're already best friends!It's just a meal, it's nothing

!" Sora and Paimon's respect for Nutong spontaneously grew

! "But! Mondstadt is still far away, and you can't go hungry. "

So, do you have any good food on you?"

Paimon looked at Nutong expectantly.

"It's better to ask for others than for yourself, my dear friend! But don't worry, I'll teach you how to harvest ingredients and cook in the wilderness now

!" "Wow, that's awesome, Traveler! When we learn it, we won't have to worry about going hungry!"

"Thank you, girl." Sora thanked him solemnly.

"You're welcome, come with me!"

The wind rises from the tribe of the hilly people.

Tsuki, Sora, and Paimon hide in the grass.

"Why are we here?" Paimon asked, confused.

"yes, why are we here?" appeared above the empty head???

"stupid, I've already done it so obviously, you can still ask such stupid questions." No wonder you're hungry in the rich wilderness!"

said Nu Tong unceremoniously.

"You don't mean to let us rob the hilichurls of food, do you?" Paimon looked at Nu Tong dumbfounded, as if he had thought of something. Is the dark food of the hilichurls a human being able to eat

?" !! "Sora was even more

dumbfounded!" "Listen, listen! Are you talking about what people say? How can the affairs of the Sven people be called robbery? That is called borrowing! Do you know that it is called borrowing?" Hearing

Paimon's 'slander', Nu Tong became angry! One after another, there were difficult words, such as "a gentleman is poor", "a man is poor", and so on, which caused Paimon and Sora to be filial piety, and the grass was full of joy.

"I think you still have a virtue!" Paimon said mysteriously.

"What?" the female Tong was surprised. He has so many sparkles?

"—thick and dark, thick skin, and black heart!" Paimon complained.

Sora nodded next to him.

"Hey, I didn't even notice this advantage. Thank you, Paimon. You've given me one more virtue from now on.

Nutong thanked from the bottom of her heart.

"You, you can't take the wrong medicine, I'm taunting you ε=( ́ο'*))))"

Paimon spread his hands and kept his eyes busy.

"No, you're obviously complimenting me, don't you have to be embarrassed, I'll gladly accept your compliment. Thick black is the highest compliment for someone like me!"

"In the past, I often felt out of place with someone because I wasn't thick black enough. Now I've finally made it to the next level

!" Morax, we're finally the same!

Paimon: "You know how to redefine 'praise'..."