Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Chapter 625: Is that okay, thin dog?

In addition, when he was unconscious just now, Senior Sister Xingqiu must have been taking good care of him. Chongyun was young after all, and the pure Yang energy that had just been ignited had not completely dissipated, so he boldly said: "Xingqiu Senior sister, actually I..."

Xingqiu naturally saw through Chongyun's thoughts at a glance. Before the other party could finish speaking, she said to herself: "By the way, Junior Brother Chongyun, I have a secret that I want to tell you."

"Secret?" Chongyun was slightly startled and said, "What secret?"

"Actually..." Xingqiu suddenly felt that Li Xingshan's phantom limb suddenly moved. He immediately bit his lower lip and said with a slightly red face: "I have a person I like, and I have always treated you as my younger brother. , so I tell you this secret, but you are not allowed to tell others."

At that moment just now, Xingqiu almost couldn't hold it back.

Although the phantom limb was constantly affecting Xingqiu, after a while, she managed to get used to it, but she never thought that it would act again.

Naturally, Xingqiu didn't know. In fact, Li Xingshan didn't leave at all just now. Instead, he hid in the shade of the trees and quietly observed Xingqiu to see if she followed his instructions. Just now, he suddenly felt mischievous. , and then controlled the phantom limb to give Xingqiu a small "surprise".

Yes, Li Xingshan told Xingqiu before that he couldn't control the phantom limb, which was just a lie.

In fact, not only can he remotely control his phantom limb, he can even connect to his own consciousness, just like connecting to a remote Bluetooth.

On the other side, when Chongyun heard what Xingqiu said, he naturally felt a chill in his heart and said with a bitter smile: "So...I see, that's really...congratulations to Senior Sister Xingqiu."

Poor young man, in the previous simulator, his aunt was teased by Li Xingshan. Now he finally has a childhood sweetheart and a fellow student, but he was teased by Li Xingshan again. Li Xingshan really doubted that his current hair color, Is it the same as a traveler?

............

in the space of consciousness.

This was originally Hu Tao's paradise. Here, she could tease Li Xingshan at will. No matter what, this guy would not resist.

But now, the offense and defense reversed, with Li Xingshan taking the upper hand.

As soon as Li Xingshan appeared in the consciousness space, Hu Tao immediately rushed over, raised his foot and kicked towards Li Xingshan: "Give me my body back!"

If it had been in the past, Li Xingshan would have been able to endure the kick obediently and then be kicked out violently. But now, it was different. Facing the aggressive Hu Tao, Li Xingshan just lightly stretched out his hand and shook it. He grabbed Hu Tao's ankle and lifted her up directly.

Although there was no gravity in the conscious space, Hu Tao's skirt still slid down.

"How...how could this happen?" Hu Tao asked in surprise: "Why is my defense mechanism useless to you?"

"Because you are no longer the owner of this body," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Now, you are the outsider, which means..."

Suddenly, a burst of lightning appeared in Li Xingshan's palm. Suddenly, an invisible electric current immediately coursed through Hutao's body, causing her to let out a painful howl.

"Now you should know how I feel when I am punished by you, right?" Li Xingshan looked at Hu Tao who was trembling slightly, and said calmly: "I remember clearly the hatred you teased me before."

"Hum hum!"

Even though he knew that he was currently at a disadvantage, Hu Tao still had a tough attitude and sneered: "I'm just an uncle. With just a little advantage, are you starting to get carried away? You should know in your heart that you can't always control this body. Yes, as long as you relax a little bit, I can take it back!"

Hu Tao is right. To put it simply, Hu Tao's body is now like a game account. Li Xingshan is currently logged in, and Hu Tao naturally cannot log in. However, as long as Li Xingshan goes "offline" for a while, Hu Tao can catch it. Seize the opportunity and delete Li Xingshan’s account.

Unless Li Xingshan can stay conscious all the time, even a demon needs to rest.

"You are right." Unexpectedly, Li Xingshan looked indifferent and said: "So, I plan to establish a new contract with you. During the period of finding a new body, I can use your body at will. Body."

Hu Tao was stunned for a moment, but then laughed and said: "Why should I establish this kind of contract with you? If you don't find a new body in your lifetime, will the body of this Hall Master still be driven by you for the rest of your life?"

"Don't worry, I don't want to use a girl's body all the time," Li Xingshan shook his head and said: "After all, using phantom limbs to absorb Yin Qi is still a bit too inefficient, I still...more Like the original.”

Hu Tao naturally knew what the "phantom limb" he was talking about meant, and her little face turned slightly red, saying: "I am different from those weaklings. In the name of grandpa, I will not help the tiger!"

"You have a lot of backbone, and I admire you very much." Li Xingshan nodded, and he repeated his old trick, using Yin Qi to transform a silver spear, and said, "What if I use the same method I used to deal with Xingqiu? What about dealing with you?"

Hutao swallowed subconsciously and said: "It's just a phantom limb, I...I'm not afraid!"

"Who told you that it was 'one'?" Li Xingshan lightly snapped his fingers, and the Yin Qi phantom limb split into three instantly. He smiled softly and said: "You are so brave, how can one be enough?"

At this time, Hutao had no resistance at all. Soon, Li Xingshan's first phantom limb had successfully broken through Hutao's protective wall.

But even so, Hutao still gritted his teeth and said sarcastically: "Is that it? Can you do it, you thin dog..."

Why does this sentence sound so angry?

However, if you want to be Ms. Cheng, you will not end well.

"So, do you think this is a thin dog?" Li Xingshan said calmly: "It doesn't matter, soon... you won't think so. The 'phantom' of the phantom limb is not an illusion. 'Fantasy', but... a 'phantom' that changes freely."

So, in the next second, the walnut who dared to laugh at Li Xingshan for being a thin dog received the punishment he deserved. His originally delicate and beautiful face suddenly became tearful and his eyes were in a trance.

Even though there was no entity, just consciousness, Hu Tao still felt an extremely painful feeling.

"This is just the beginning, my dear Hall Master Hu," Li Xingshan patted the little girl's cheek and said, "The second one... is half price."

Chapter 626 Walnut and the Eight "Qiuqiu"

A philosopher who died long ago once said a famous saying.

Men have three legs and women have four mouths.

Men should take care of their legs, and women should take care of their mouths.

Legs and mouth, in a sense, are symbols of desire. Taking care of them also means controlling desire.

But now, Hutao still only has four mouths, while Li Xingshan has six legs.

There are also three legs, which are prosthetic legs (phantom limbs), but they are more useful than real legs.

Four mouths versus six legs, the result was naturally a disastrous defeat for Hu Tao.

Looking at Hutao who was on the verge of collapse in front of him, Li Xingshan had a leisurely expression on his face. He waved his hand gently, and Hutao's collapsed body was immediately lifted up by an invisible force. Li Xingshan smiled. Said: "How about it, Hall Master Hu, are you... willing to negotiate terms with me now?"

For a whole hour, Li Xingshan's three phantom limbs did not stop at all, and they were constantly fighting with Hu Tao like a machine.

Of course, Hu Tao suffered three times the "pain", while Li Xingshan also received three times the happiness.

"Pooh!"

Hu Tao spat on the corner of Li Xingshan's mouth and sneered: "I am the seventy-seventh leader of the Rebirth Hall, how could I succumb to a **** like you? I will continue to persevere... Until I take my body back!”

I have to say that Li Xingshan still admires Hu Tao very much.

After all, Xingqiu couldn't hold on and gave up with a phantom limb, but Hutao was able to withstand three times as much.

"Hallmaster Hu, if you weren't you, I might let you go just because I admire you." Li Xingshan sighed slightly and said, "It's a pity that I have to occupy your body, and I also know , if you take back your body, you will definitely torture me in a more cruel way, right?"

He knew Hu Tao very well. This quirky, seemingly harmless little girl was actually an out-and-out little devil.

Just relying on verbal attacks almost caused Li Xingshan to have a mental breakdown many times.

When dealing with her, you can't be soft-hearted at all.

"That's right," Hu Tao actually refused to give in at all and sneered, "If you give in now, I might torture you less when the time comes."

"As expected of you, you want to turn your back so quickly." Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "It just so happens that you still have a mouth and I still have a leg, so let's... have a final showdown. Let’s duel.”

Li Xingshan's remaining leg was naturally not a phantom limb, but an original one.

As for Hutao, she knew the other three mouths very well, but she thought about the fourth one for a moment before she suddenly realized it.

"Wait... wait a minute!" Hu Tao's face finally showed a look of surprise: "Impossible! It's impossible no matter how you think about it! People will die... people will definitely die!"

"Don't worry, you are just a conscious body now. No matter what we do, you will not die." Li Xingshan began a gentle attack: "This is a lucky thing for you, and it is also a... ....unfortunate thing.”

Li Xingshan is not the kind of man who doesn't care about women. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been dubbed "Meng Lang" in Liyue Port.

However, he had been provoked by Hu Tao for too long. Seeing that Hu Tao, who had always been extremely arrogant and aloof, was now in his hands, Li Xingshan naturally did not intend to let go of this good opportunity to punish her.

Since you like to be a magnet kid, you have to be prepared to fall over.

Soon, Hutao fell into a trance-like state again, but she seemed to be still mumbling something in her mouth.

Li Xingshan listened, and then he heard clearly. It turned out that what Hutao was murmuring was actually a limerick she wrote when she was bored: "Da Qiuqiu is sick, two Qiuqiu looks at it. Three Qiuqiu collects medicine, and Si Qiuqiu looks at it." Endure. Five hills are dead, six hills are raised. Seven hills are dug, eight hills are buried..."

Hutao calls herself a dark limerick poet of the alley style, and this children's song-like limerick is her work. Although it sounds like nothing wrong with it at first, the more you read it carefully, the more it becomes terrifying to think about it.

"I see..." Li Xingshan seemed to understand something and said with a smile: "Do you want to divert your attention by reciting poems? It seems that your willpower is not as strong as I thought. .”

"Stop... stop talking nonsense..." Hutao bit her lower lip tightly and continued to read: "Da Qiu Qiu... ugh!"

"Keep reading," Li Xingshan sneered, "What happened to Daqiuqiu?"

Hu Tao wanted to continue reading, but it was difficult for her to speak at this time, and she could not even read out the limericks she had memorized.

"Let me read it for you. The big one enters the primary school, the second one goes through the eye, the third one falls into the entrance, and the fourth one cuts off..." Li Xingshan read to himself: " Five, six, seven, eight, there is nowhere to go, and they are screaming anxiously outside."

The 1234 "Qiuqiu" here naturally meant something else. Hu Tao was so smart that she immediately understood that Li Xingshan was mocking her, but even though she was extremely angry, she was helpless.

After finishing his words, Li Xingshan summoned four more phantom limbs and said, "They are the remaining four Qiu Qiu. I have to find a home for them, right?"

Hu Tao's voice trembled slightly: "How is it possible... there is already... no place anymore."

Four "Qiuqiu" were already too much for Hutao to resist, let alone four more.

"How could it not be there?" Unexpectedly, Li Xingshan continued to read: "Five hills were wandering at night, six hills were traveling between valleys, seven hills and eight hills were nowhere to be found. I entered elementary school with my eldest brother."

Hu Tao understood the first two sentences instantly, but when she heard the last two sentences, a look of despair finally appeared on her face.

This time, Hutao couldn't hold on for another hour, but within ten minutes, she was completely defeated and raised the white flag.

"I...I give up..."

There was a hint of humiliation on Hutao's face, and she murmured: "Let these Qiuqiu... leave."

Li Xingshan smiled proudly and snapped his fingers. The remaining seven "Qiu Qiu" immediately moved away. They were floating in mid-air, looking quite ferocious and strange.

Hu Tao finally let out a long sigh of relief.

At the same time, the limerick about the "Eight Qiuqiu People" has completely become her nightmare.

"Hall Master Hu, doesn't this feel good?" Li Xingshan squatted down, pinched Hu Tao's chin, and said with a smile: "If you had promised me earlier, you wouldn't have been surrounded by these eight 'Qiuqiu people' and ended up like this. Tragic situation.”

Chapter 627 Hall Master Hu, you are seeking death again

[Exit somatosensory mode]

【Enter text mode】

[After some "pull and pull", Hutao finally agreed to establish a contract with you, allowing you to have the "right to use" her body. In order to allow her to be controlled by you at any time, you also deliberately left two "phantom limbs" Blackmail, as long as she dares to disobey, the phantom limb will be activated immediately, causing her to suffer a little bit]

[In order to hide your identity, you turned into a white ghost and appeared next to Hu Tao. Everyone thought that this chubby little ghost with a cute smile on his face should be Hu Tao's pet or apostle. As everyone knows, the fact is exactly the opposite. The tail of this little ghost is connected to one of Li Xingshan’s phantom limbs]

I see!

Li Xingshan suddenly realized that the unknown white creature that had been hanging around Hu Tao... was actually my uncle!

However, when I think about the cute little ghost who looks like a cute little ghost, but he is hiding an evil ghost, the cute interactions between Hutao and the little ghost become a little strange now that I think about it.

[34 years old: Because you are using the body of a walnut, you naturally cannot go around collecting it as a "Menglang" like before. You can only use the body of a walnut to practice the "Strange Technique". Fortunately, , Hutao, who is of the bloodline of the Rebirth Hall clan, is actually a good material for practicing this technique]

[Not only that, because the phantom limb is not a real thing, Hutao has always maintained a pure body and can even be used repeatedly. It is a very practical furnace for you. You can still use the phantom limb even when you don’t use it. Hang up and continue to draw Yin Qi]

[35 years old: Perhaps due to very different experiences, unlike the slender Hu Tao in reality, Hall Master Hu who was possessed by you "grew" rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. It only took a few years. , you already have enough "capital" to challenge Shen He]

[The reason is naturally related to the "Strange Kung Fu". The practice of this technique is beneficial to both parties, but in the past, you would change the target every time you practice, so that the other party's practice effect is not obvious]

[As for Hutao, because he is often forced to practice with you, and because his phantom limbs are almost always functioning except during sleeping time, his "strength" has increased rapidly]

[36 years old: Unknowingly, the relationship between you and Hu Tao also began to form some kind of inexplicable "tacit understanding". She resisted at the beginning, then had to accept it, and now, she has completely adapted.]

[Moreover, simple "adaptation" seems to be no longer satisfactory to her. In the beginning, you can use up to two phantom limbs, but as its power continues to increase, the demand for phantom limbs continues to increase.]

[Three, four, five... So far, there are at least seven phantom limbs in a permanent state. Just like a big tree that is growing vigorously, and those phantom limbs are like unicorns lying on the big tree constantly sucking sap]

[Thus, the relationship between you and Hutao seems to be like a "ring". After reincarnation again and again, it has returned to the beginning. She starts to badmouth you from time to time, although she has passed the age of brat. age]

["Is there only seven at most? Is this your limit, uncle? Buzz buzz..." Hu Tao mocked]

[So you tripled the number of phantom limbs, letting Hutao realize the consequences of provoking you no matter what.]

["Tsk, tsk, the power seems to have dropped a lot recently. The **** fish is indeed a **** fish. It seems that it is no longer useful as it is getting older."]

[After hearing this sentence, you silently increased the frequency of the phantom limb ten times, and ended up changing the sheets for a week]

["No matter how powerful you are in your mind, it's still fake. No matter how many there are or how fast you are, it's still fake." This time, Hutao didn't mock, just sighed, and said with a subtle smile: "So, You, this good-for-nothing uncle, can only bully me in your mind."]

[This time, you did not refute, because Hutao was indeed right. So far, you have not found a suitable body. If there is no suitable body to use, no matter how high your power is, you will still be a masterless one. Just a wandering soul]

[However, even if you can't refute it, you still made Hutao suffer. You let seven "Qiuqiu" enter elementary school together]

[The next day, Bu Bu Lu received a mysterious order to purchase a precious medicinal material. Even the knowledgeable doctor Baizhu was a little confused as to why someone would spend so much money to buy this kind of medicinal material. A medicinal herb that has no other effect except reducing swelling]

[37 years old: Beauty, maturity, prominent status... With so many advantages, it is natural for those who come to the Shengtang to talk about matchmaking to cross the threshold, but they are all rejected by Hu Tao. The reason is very simple. Hu Tao is currently In terms of the acceptable threshold, there should be no way for ordinary humans to get her interested]

[What's more, you have occupied almost all of Hutao's life, and she may not be able to tolerate other "things" anymore]