Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

[Effect: I don’t know why, but it’s very easy for you to win the favor of your elder sisters. In their eyes, you are like a lovable younger brother]

Hey, hey, don’t give me this inexplicable talent all of a sudden!

It’s okay that the simulator is in a special situation this time.

With this talent, it’s easy to make mistakes!

As a pure love warrior, Li Xingshan was actually very conflicted in his heart during his previous actions. He could only use the reason "at least in the eyes of the ladies, he is actually their husband" to comfort himself a little. .

[Exit somatosensory mode]

【Enter text mode】

[40 years old: After Siyu and Mrs. Mao, Hutao recommended the exclusive "soul-calling ceremony" service of the Rebirth Hall to their wives at several funerals for men who died of the plague, allowing these sad people to Wives can meet their late husbands again in dreams]

[Not only that, after these wives tasted the benefits, they all went to the Rebirth Hall to perform "soul-calling rituals" several times a month because they missed their deceased husbands]

[Of course, all deceased husbands are played by you]

[At the beginning, you were still a little worried, fearing that playing so many husband roles might expose you or cause schizophrenia, but later you discovered that these wives actually just want to find a spiritual sustenance and relieve the stress]

[Facts have proved that after a few years of marriage, for most couples, no matter how beautiful the wife is, the husband will inevitably lose his freshness. Therefore, even if the husband you play is just a little attentive, it is enough to satisfy the "clients"]

[What’s more, your attentive service has earned them rave reviews]

[Because of the epidemic of "horse plague", more and more women have lost their husbands in Liyue Port. Women have always spread information very quickly. It didn't take long for people to know that the "soul-calling ceremony" provided by the Rebirth Hall was extremely effective, and it was free for the first time. So many wives who had lost their husbands came to hold it in their arms. With the mentality of giving it a try, I entered the Soul Calling Hall of the Rebirth Hall and opened this "Pandora's Box"]

[41 years old: The "soul-calling service" business of the Gossip Hall is getting better and better, and has even begun to slowly overtake the original funeral business. Almost every day, customers who come to the Gossip Hall to perform soul-calling rituals can step on the threshold. burst】

[Interestingly, some women got the news from somewhere and learned that the "soul-calling ceremony" service provided by the Rebirth Hall was extraordinary. Even if their husbands were still alive and well, they went to the Rebirth Hall with their "posthumous photos". I burst into tears hoping to summon the soul of my husband]

Chapter 634 A new body

[Fortunately, Hu Tao is thoughtful and the client must bring her husband's death certificate before summoning the soul. Otherwise, if the soul of a living person is accidentally summoned, it will be troublesome]

[As for whether there is really a strong-headed woman who brings a forged death certificate to summon spirits, that is not yet known]

[It’s just that maybe it’s because the service of Shengshengtang is too good. At least so far, no customers have complained.]

[After all, who would say no to a perfect husband who is warm-hearted, gentle and hard-working? 】

[More importantly, the price is extremely low. For the same price, you can only buy one glass of wine at most at Cowherd's, but you can spend two unforgettable hours at the Palace of Purity]

Only now did Li Xingshan finally understand why in reality, so many people were so in love with the paper figurine wives and husbands in otome games.

Those perfect characters, beautiful appearance, plus personal customization that belongs only to you.

You can exchange it for just a little money, which is really a good deal.

[Obviously, everyone is here to "pay homage" to their deceased husband, but they often smile knowingly between each other]

["Brother Wang, how are you doing there lately?" "It's still the same as before, well, I hated him no matter how much I hated him when I was alive, but now I can't live without him. How is your life?" "Forget it, every time It takes a long time to get tired of it, they are obviously an old couple."]

[Similar chats often occur among the customers of the Rebirth Hall. Regardless of whether your method is correct or not, at least one thing is certain: women in Liyue are indeed independent and optimistic, and will not be knocked down by hardships]

[You even wonder if it is because you have harmed too many people before, so you are unhappy with retribution. Now you have to use this method to make up for other injured women. Of course, you are not without gains. You also passed This method captures a lot of true energy and improves one’s strength]

[And Hutao has always adhered to the concept of "small profits but quick turnover" and the capitalist method of "the dead do not need to rest", and used the soul-calling service to make a lot of money for the Rebirth Hall]

[Fortunately, you are not human, otherwise you would not be able to withstand such "high-intensity" work]

[Age 42: Of course, you have not forgotten your original purpose, which was to find the truth about the "Main Plague". In fact, you and Hutao did collect many clues, the most important of which is that almost every reason Almost all the men who died of the plague were related to the strange amulets of the exorcist family]

[At the same time, because you have absorbed a lot of yin energy, your strength has also improved rapidly. In order to facilitate movement, Hutao bought a "doll" from Inazuma's black market at a high price as a carrier of the soul. You can have your own body]

[It is said that the process of making this kind of doll was originally created by General Raiden. Later, for unknown reasons, it became homeless among the people. Although it is impossible to create a doll with independent consciousness and can move on its own like General Raiden, the human being created can Even though it’s basically the same as a real person, you can also customize your appearance and body]

[Of course, because your consciousness is still connected to Hutao, even if you have a doll carrier, you still can't leave Hutao too far]

[After you have completely adapted to the body of the doll, the plan to find clues has begun to enter the next stage]

[On a day that was not considered auspicious, the wedding of the seventy-seventh head of the Purity Hall was held as scheduled, but Hu Tao’s husband was an unknown man, who was quite famous compared to Liyue Port. For Hutao, her “husband” is something that few people have even met]

[The purpose of your marriage to Hu Tao is naturally to create an opportunity for Hu Tao to become a widow]

[Yes, in order to find out the truth about that "talisman", you plan to use Hutao's husband as bait to find out the secret of "Massive Plague"]

[In the name of praying for her husband, Hu Tao easily obtained the amulet produced by the Exorcist Family. You wear the amulet on yourself, that is, on the neck of the doll, but there is no strange feeling.]

[At night, you and Hutao sleep in the same bed, but the amulet still doesn’t respond]

【Enter somatosensory mode】

[Mission goal: Find out the secret of the amulet]

This feeling is actually quite subtle.

Li Xingshan and Hu Tao looked at the ceiling. Although they had two bodies, their consciousnesses were connected to each other.

"Do you think we have been wrong all along?" Hutao yawned slightly and said, "Maybe there is nothing wrong with this amulet."

"Or..." Li Xingshan guessed: "To activate the secret of the amulet, certain 'conditions' need to be met?"

"What conditions?" Hu Tao asked.

"What do you think?" Li Xingshan snorted and said, "What did those men who died of the plague die because of what they did?"

What they did is naturally self-evident.

Hu Tao suddenly realized: "You mean... we need to review it?"

"I guess we need to review it," Li Xingshan said seriously: "Those who died before all died suddenly. If you want to find out the truth, this is the only way."

"But..." Unexpectedly, Hu Tao, who had always been straightforward, suddenly hesitated at this time.

Because this time Li Xingshan is not a spirit body, but has a "body" in the true sense.

"What are you still struggling with?" Li Xingshan also noticed that something was wrong with Hu Tao: "If you don't take action, it will be dawn soon."

"Your current body is not a real human being, but a doll..." Hutao's eyes were a little dodgey and said: "I always feel that it is a little weird."

"That's it," Li Xingshan suddenly realized and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter, you can just treat me as a toy. At most... it's just a more sophisticated toy."

In fact, because these dolls on the black market are too exquisite and can be customized with details, many people spend huge sums of money to buy them because of their strange habits. However, the price is not low. And the weight is not small, plus it is a dead thing after all, so except for a small number of customers with special needs, probably not many people will buy it for that kind of thing.

"Toy? How can there be such a real toy?" Hutao rolled his eyes at Li Xingshan, turned slightly red, and snorted: "Anyway, I still find it strange. You are so powerful, can't you think of a way?"

Chapter 635 Warm Material

Li Xingshan naturally heard Hu Tao's concerns immediately and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will cover it with zhenqi, so that it will be more than just a piece of cold material."

Although doing this is a bit deceptive, there is really no other way, so Hutao nodded and said: "That's...that's all."

Thus, the cold material became a warm material.

Everything went very smoothly, and as expected, just when Li Xingshan was preparing to take formal action, the amulet hanging on his chest suddenly started buzzing.

Li Xingshan felt an evil energy coming out of the amulet and suddenly entering his body.

Of course, Li Xingshan knew this trick very well. Unfortunately, if he wanted to possess his body, this guy was a little inferior to the big one.

However, he did not fight back immediately, but chose to wait and see what the possessed spirit wanted to do.

in the space of consciousness.

A vague figure suddenly appeared in Li Xingshan's conscious space. He looked like an animal but not a human being. He had a trunk like an elephant, but it was much shorter than an elephant's trunk. He was talking to himself at this time. Said: "Strange, why does this physical body feel a little wrong?"

"I thought he was some kind of powerful guy..."

At this moment, a sneer suddenly came from behind the figure: "It turns out that it's just a 'dream-eating tapir'."

Dream-eating tapirs are a type of evil spirit that live by devouring the dreams of living beings. However, they are not very powerful. Dream-eating tapirs that blatantly possess the human body are very rare.

The dream-eating tapir was slightly startled, turned around quickly, and said: "You... are you the owner of this body? No... it's impossible. It's suppressed by the soul-suppressing talisman." , your consciousness should have been sealed!"

"That amulet is indeed a bit fishy," Li Xingshan touched his chin and said with a smile: "The horse plague that has been popular in Liyue Port over the years should be your masterpiece, right? By possessing the man's body, he makes him in the most spiritual state. When it is weak, it takes the opportunity to seize its soul... However, a monster of the level of the Dream-Eating Tapir should not be able to do such a thing, right?"

"I understand, you should be a special breed that has been refined," Li Xingshan asked and answered himself: "In this way, the answer will be obvious. After all, the only ones who are proficient in refining evil spirits are the exorcism families."

"I don't need to explain to you!" The dream-eating tapir didn't show any fear at all. He chanted some incantation and his body instantly split into dozens of them, surrounding Li Xingshan. , dozens of clones said in unison: "Let's take it easy, come with me."

"I hate you guys who rely on brute force to steal souls the most. You have no technical content at all." Li Xingshan lightly snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "Everyone, educate this little guy."

As he finished speaking, thousands of monsters suddenly appeared around him, each of them looking like an extremely evil master. The dozens of clones summoned by the Dream-Eating Tapir were instantly swallowed up by the sea of ​​monsters.

These evil spirits were originally sealed in the Qiankun Taigua hat, but since Li Xingshan broke through the seal of the hat, these evil spirits can naturally obey his orders at any time.

"How...why are there so many evil spirits?"

The dream-eating tapir looked at the macho monsters surrounding him, and finally a look of surprise appeared on his face: "You...who are you?"

"I don't need to explain to you," Li Xingshan repeated what the dream-eating tapir just said, waved his hand and said: "This guy just had a bad mouth, your boss, please tell me how to deal with it." ?”

"Beat him!"

"Tear it apart and feed it to the eagle!"

"Pouty!"

Seeing that those evil spirits were getting older and closer, the Dream-eating Tapir immediately gave in and knelt down directly, begging for mercy: "I am a little one who has eyesight but cannot see Mount Tai. Please forgive me, Your Majesty!"

Good guy, do you think I am the Ghost King?

"Based on common rationality, I should give you a chance," Li Xingshan patted the Dream-eating Tapir's cheek and said with a smile, "But I'm not very rational, so... everyone is happy. Have fun, remember, just leave one alive."

He winked at the group of subordinates. Naturally, these evil spirits immediately became energetic. Ever since Li Xingshan unified the world, he has strictly prohibited evil spirits from killing each other. These guys are all suppressed. Now it's not easy. There are dozens of punching bags, so naturally they cannot be let go easily.

As a result, the dozens of dream-eating tapir clones were immediately surrounded, and were severely punished by these evil spirits in various cruel ways. In the end, only one dream-eating tapir was left, barely able to breathe. But he was also beaten to death.

Li Xingshan knew in his heart that this kind of little monster would bully the weak and fear the strong. If he didn't be tougher, it might not be obedient.

Sure enough, after the catastrophe just now, this dream-eating tapir no longer dared to resist at all, and said quickly: "I...I have done it all!"

"I advise you not to hide anything," Li Xingshan said coldly: "Even if you are seriously injured and on the verge of death, I can resurrect you and then torture you repeatedly, making you unable to live or die!"

At this time, the dream-eating tapir's psychological defense was naturally destroyed immediately, and he replied in detail: "The exorcist family asked me to do this! They sealed us, the refined dream-eating tapir, into amulets , and then find an opportunity to seize the soul of the wearer and disguise it as a sudden death."

Sure enough...

Although Li Xingshan had already guessed that this incident was probably related to the exorcism family, he was still somewhat surprised when he learned the truth.

After all, the exorcism family has always been responsible for exterminating demons and protecting the law, but now it is not only seizing the souls of mortals, but even cooperating with evil spirits. It is really unbelievable.

"Why would the exorcist family do this?" Li Xingshan continued to ask.

"This...I don't know about this," Dream Eater Tapir shook his head quickly and said, "I am just a tool ghost being used to do things. I am only responsible for returning the collected fresh souls to the clan. Other things... I don’t know at all.”

"Oh?" Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Since you know that you are being used as a gunman, why don't you take the opportunity to escape, but instead help the tiger?"

Working for the tiger?

Li Xingshan never thought that one day he would use this idiom to describe others.

"I want to run too, but unfortunately I can't," the Dream-Eating Tapir cried: "We have been cursed inside our bodies. If we don't return within the time limit, we will die!"

Chapter 636 The last insult

There was a glimmer in Li Xingshan's eyes. Sure enough, he saw traces of the forbidden curse on the dream-eating tapir's forehead. Moreover, it was a rather cruel forbidden curse. If the dream-eating tapir failed to return even a little overdue, the consequences would be It was like a thunderbolt, and even a scumbag couldn't even think of staying.

It seems that the exorcism family is also afraid that this matter will be leaked. If these dream-eating tapirs are caught, they will be destroyed immediately without leaving any trace.

Li Xingshan sneered, stretched out a hand, and lightly touched the dream-eating tapir's forehead with his fingers. The forbidden curse immediately disappeared and disappeared: "I have already dispelled the forbidden curse of the exorcist family for you."

"Really...really?" Upon hearing this, the dream-eating tapir immediately kowtowed gratefully and kept saying, "Thank you so much! Thank you so much!"

"I will remove the forbidden curse from the exorcist family, but..." Li Xingshan sneered: "I have added a new forbidden curse for you. If you dare to disobey me, your consequences will definitely be worse than It would be a hundred times more painful to be struck by five thunders."

The dream-eating tapir felt anxious. It thought it had met a living Bodhisattva, but it never thought that it was actually a living King of Hell. So it said with a bitter face: "We little monsters are born to be bullied. As long as we can keep a My little life, I am willing to let it be driven."

Li Xingshan said calmly: "Don't worry, if you help me complete this matter, I will let you go free."

The dream-eating tapir quickly asked: "What's the matter?"

"It's very simple," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Since you are here to capture my soul, then take my soul away."

"Your Majesty, please stop joking," the Dream-Eating Tapir said with a sad face, "To tell you the truth, all the human souls that were taken away are no longer seen. Aren't you jumping into the fire pit yourself?"

"If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the cub. I want to see what tricks they are up to," Li Xingshan said confidently: "Don't worry, since I dare to go, I will naturally find a way to escape unscathed."

Dream-eating Tapir knew that he could not persuade him, so he nodded and said: "It all depends on the king's arrangement."

Li Xingshan did not start immediately, but woke up first, and saw Hutao staring at him with a worried look. When he saw that he had woken up, a smile appeared on his tense face: "You are finally awake! "