Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

When facing 10,000 points of damage, there is actually no difference between 100 points of defense and 200 points of defense.

[Age 43: Half a year has passed in the blink of an eye for the big incident in the exorcist family. Only you and a few people in Liyue Seven Stars know the secret of this matter]

[In order to avoid causing more trouble, you and Shen He used secret methods to modify the memories of the surviving disciples, and faked it as "the sect master went crazy because of his cultivation and was eventually killed by the disciple Shen He who rushed back to rescue him."]

[If the plan goes as planned, Shen He will naturally become the new head of the sect]

[44 years old: At Shen He’s suggestion, Liyue and Zhidong reached a cooperation to jointly research bionic doll technology, and its relatively low-end service dolls can enter ordinary families]

[And you did not break your original promise, and you will bring the male souls brought out from the Demon Refining Temple to possess the bionic dolls and "resurrection" them in another form]

[Of course, there are also some dead souls who believe that the cycle of life and death is the natural law and should not be violated, so they are freed and passed away]

[However, the "soul-calling ceremony" service of the Rebirth Hall has been retained so that those who have lost their relatives unexpectedly can see their deceased relatives]

[Age 45: Under Hu Tao’s instigation, you and Shen He naturally became husband and wife on the grounds of “political marriage.” Fortunately, you have a “pure yang and an indestructible golden body.” Otherwise, I’m afraid you wouldn’t be able to survive your iron-clad body. live】

[Age 46: After two years of practice, you have finally fully mastered the yin and yang in your body. You returned to the place where Qiqi's body was originally stored, and transferred the yin and yang energy from your body into her body to successfully resurrect her]

[For her, these decades are just like a dream. You have no intention of telling her all your experiences over the years, and she may not be able to understand. She only needs to know one thing, and that is You will never leave her again]

[You originally thought that Shen He and Hu Tao might not be able to accept Qiqi for a while, but your worries were completely unnecessary]

[Qiqi and Sanyanwuxian are real people, and the orthodoxy of "Three Eyes" has long been recognized. They can be regarded as half of Shen He's elders. Shen He is naturally quite polite to her]

[As for Hu Tao, she is even more interested in this girl who is in a state of "immortality and immortality"]

[Of course, you have secretly discovered Hutao more than once and wanted to find an opportunity to bury Qiqi. After giving Hutao several "physical educations", Hutao obediently put the shovel into the utility room]

[47 years old: Your "family of four" life is quite comfortable. You deal with Shen He on Monday and Tuesday, Hu Tao on Wednesday and Thursday, and Qiqi on Friday and Saturday. Do you think you can rest on Sunday? No, Sunday is the most tiring time, you have to fight three times]

[Sometimes, you miss the days without a body. After all, having a body means having a burden. When you were a demon, your energy was close to unlimited, but now, even if you have a golden body, you are still divided. Squeeze it]

[Age 48: Shen He is pregnant and fired Liyue Qixing and the sect leader for this reason. As Shen He’s husband, you naturally become the sect leader]

[Hu Tao, on the other hand, used "bad feng shui" as an excuse to forcefully exchange time with Shen He. However, Shen He was quite generous and told Hu Tao: "I want to raise a baby. I'm afraid I can't handle him alone. You can always do it." Come help.”]

[So, on Monday and Tuesday, you changed from one-on-one to one-on-one and one-five]

[Age 49: You were originally worried that the child born from the combination of your pure yin body and Shen He's Guchen Jiesha would be a big disaster. But what you didn't expect was that maybe it was because The reason why a negative makes a positive is that on the day your child was born, there was a purple energy coming from the east, as big as a car hood, which lingered for a long time. People at that time called it a sign of good luck]

[Age 50: With your push, the Exorcist Family and the Shengsheng Hall officially merged. At this point, Hutao has finally completed his dream of monopoly. Almost everything related to the souls of the dead in Liyue Port must go through the Shengsheng Hall. With his hands, there were countless disciples in one time]

[Regarding this matter, people in the world have mixed opinions on you and Hutao. The positive people believe that the Gosheng Hall has unified the industry standards and increased a lot of job opportunities. The negative people think that you have monopolized the funeral industry and are the only one. It violates the law. The anti-monopoly laws set by Emperor Yanwang]

[51 years old: Hutao was pregnant, but because of her lively personality, she couldn't settle down even with a big belly. She almost had an accidental miscarriage. Fortunately, Qiqi helped stabilize the fetal air, but even so, the baby was still born. My daughter is still born with deficiencies and is extremely weak]

[A certain official who was originally opposed to the Goshen Hall made a big fuss about this matter, claiming that the Goshen Hall was retributive because it was a **** of one family and was detrimental to one's morality]

[In the end, only a week later, the official was found dead suddenly at home. There are different opinions about the cause of his death in Liyue Port. Some people said that he was assassinated by people sent by Shengshengtang, while others said that he was protected by immortals from Shengshengtang and should not be offended]

[Of course, this was not done by you, but by Shen He. Although she looks cold, she actually has a fiery personality. If someone dares to slander her child like this, she will not let it go easily. Maybe it is because she is a mother. , she also treats Hu Tao’s children as her own]

[In order to save Hu Tao’s child’s life, Shen He proposed to take his daughter to Aozang Mountain and practice under Liuyun Jifeng Zhenjun since she was a child. Maybe it would be beneficial, and she could also practice under the Immortal’s sect from an early age]

[Hu Tao naturally agreed in order to let her daughter survive, but she was reluctant to leave her daughter and was in a dilemma for a while]

Chapter 645 Li Xingshan’s Paradise

[So, you made a decisive decision and took the whole family to Mount Ozura]

[Anyway, now that you have earned more than you can use in a few lifetimes by relying on the Rebirth Hall and the Exorcist Family, it’s time to enjoy family happiness.]

[You have been on the move for the first half of your life, and now you have no intention of continuing to work]

[Shen He and Qiqi both expressed their support for your choice. Shen He originally liked the quiet life in Aozang Mountain. As for Qiqi, as long as you are around, it doesn't matter where she lives. There is no difference】

[As for the affairs of the Rebirth Hall and the Exorcist Family, you will temporarily leave it to Xingqiu and Chongyun to help take care of it]

[Age 52: You and your family arrived at Aozang Mountain together. Ever since you learned that Shen He had given birth to a child, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun has always wanted to see it. Unexpectedly, this time he actually brought two children back at the same time, so that your This "mother-in-law" is quite happy]

[As for Hutao and Qiqi, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng also likes you quite a lot, but she still seems to have some criticisms about your son-in-law. After Shen He begged for a long time, she reluctantly agreed to keep you in the cave]

[53 years old: Nourished by the fairy energy of Mount Aozang, Hutao's daughter's body has gradually returned to normal, and your family has begun to get used to the quiet life here. Only Hutao misses the Rebirth Hall and wants to go back from time to time. have a look】

[After all, the Palace of Purity is the property of the Hu family and has been passed down for thousands of years. It is naturally impossible for Hutao to give it to outsiders, so every once in a while, she has to go back to Liyue Port to inspect it]

[As for Shen He, he has never stopped practicing and will go out to practice every once in a while]

[And you, of course, have to take care of the children]

[54 years old: You have completely adapted to life in Aozang Mountain. The only trouble is that Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun still seems to hate yourself a little]

[55 years old: Because Shen He and Hu Tao often go out, your two children are closer to Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, but she still doesn’t like you very much]

[56 years old: Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun feels that two children are too few and not lively enough, but Hu Tao and Shen He have no time to add children to you. As for Qiqi, as a zombie, she does not have this aspect function. But Liuyun Jiufeng Zhenjun was not defeated by the difficulties, and she planned to solve the matter on her own]

[57 years old: Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng is pregnant, but she still hates you, even though you have done a lot of work in this matter]

............

[Age 66: A pair of rather eccentric brother and sister returned to Liyue Port and took over the leadership of the Palace of Purity and the Exorcist Family respectively. Wherever the brother went, good things would happen, while the sister was eccentric. Born to communicate with souls]

............

[Age XX: I don’t know how many years later, there are no legends about you in Liyue Port. However, travelers who occasionally search for immortals in the mountains and forests once accidentally discovered a paradise-like existence on Aozang Mountain after being accidentally lost. Life there There are cranes, zombies, white-haired witches and golden immortals, but later they found no way out and it was rumored for a while]

[This life simulation ends]

[Cause of death: unknown]

[The reward has been sent and can be viewed at any time]

[Please choose one of the three talents of "Body of Pure Yin", "Soul of Seizing the Body" and "Method of Harvesting Yin" as an inherent talent]

Sure enough, let’s choose a purple talent.

Anyway, Li Xingshan now has a lot of stitches for various blood and physiques, and he doesn't care about a few more.

As for [Method of Gathering Yin], the effect is more or less the same as [Smiling Shiba Inu]. And [The Soul of Seizing the Body] conflicts with [One More Time].

[Acquire the inherent talent "Pure Yin Body"]

[Pure Yin Body (Purple): You have an extremely rare pure Yin physique]

[I have obtained three A-level blind boxes, do you want to open them? 】

"Just synthesize it into S-class,"

Now Li Xingshan seems to have no great interest in A-level rewards. After all, so far, even SS-level rewards have appeared.

[Together, they are called S-class blind boxes and are opening]

[Acquire S-level skills: Soul-Returning Immortal Dream]

[Effect: You can sneak into the dream of the designated target and reach the corresponding time or space through this person's dream]

[Introduction: According to legend, it is a magical technique unique to a descendant of a certain half-snake, half-human race of gods. If used properly, it can even travel through time and space]

Return to the fairy dream?

Isn't this a skill in a certain domestic game?

I didn't expect that I could get this kind of ability.

However, although this is an S-level skill, it is not a combat-oriented skill.

Traveling through time and space is indeed very attractive, but having to use other people's dreams as a medium greatly increases the limitations. If you want to reach a specific time and space, you need to find a specific person.

Of course, Li Xingshan didn't take it seriously. For him now, the blind box rewards were just a tack on top. The rewards he got in the simulator alone were enough for him to improve his strength.

............

As usual, just after leaving the simulator, Li Xingshan felt like he was in another world.

After looking at Gan Yu sleeping soundly next to him for a while, Li Xingshan finally remembered what happened before.

However, he is not sleepy at all now.

"It's delicious...hehehe..."

At this moment, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter. It turned out to be the laughter made by Gan Yu in his dream.

"I don't know, what sweet dream are you dreaming about..." Li Xingshan gently poked Gan Yu's cheek with his finger, suddenly thought of something, and murmured to himself: "By the way, use [Reply" Soul Fairy Dream], wouldn’t it be possible to enter Gan Yu’s dream?”

He was curious for a moment, so he didn't think too much, and directly used the magic of [Resurrection of Soul Immortal Dream] on Gan Yu.

Soon, Li Xingshan felt that his eyes were in a trance. When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had appeared in a quiet mountain forest.

This feeling is similar to the "motion sensing mode" of the simulator.

However, Li Xingshan knew in his heart that this place should be just Gan Yu's dream.

"Since this is Gan Yu's dream..." Li Xingshan looked around, frowned slightly and said, "Where did she go?"

"Gulu Gulu Gulu..."

At this moment, Li Xingshan suddenly heard the sound of a rolling ball. He turned around and saw a round unknown object rolling down the hillside, and there seemed to be bursts of crying coming from it!

Li Xingshan didn't think much, and quickly ran forward, catching the unknown ball with both hands as if catching a ball. Unexpectedly, the furry ball was much heavier than he imagined!

Chapter 646: A little unicorn like you was born to be eaten by me!

It looked like it was only two circles larger than a basketball, but it was like an iron ball. Even though Li Xingshan had a good system, he was still led back two steps and then reluctantly stopped.

Fortunately, I was able to continue here. If it had been like this for an ordinary person, his wrist would have been broken, or his entire body would have been knocked out.

"Good guy, what the **** is this?"

Li Xingshan looked at the unknown sphere in his arms, which looked like the cub of some kind of mammal. It was covered with light blue down, soft and furry, and quite comfortable, but...

"Why is it so heavy..." Li Xingshan's strength was already considerable, but he still felt a little heavy at this time.

"It's...it's not heavy!"

When the fur ball unfolded, it turned out to be a rather cute guy. It looked like a little sheep, but it had two black and red horns on its head.

"Are you... a sheep spirit?" Li Xingshan dragged the little guy's two short legs, stretched them out, and said with a smile, "It's still a female sheep spirit."

The little sheep's face immediately turned red. She suddenly broke away and bit Li Xingshan's wrist: "I am not a sheep spirit!"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Li Xingshan only felt a pain in his wrist. He shook the little guy for a long time before throwing the little guy to the ground, but his wrist was already bitten with blood.

He had just received the talent of [Pure Yang Indestructible Golden Body], and his defense was already as strong as steel. Unexpectedly, he was bitten so badly by a little sheep. He couldn't laugh or cry, "This sheep's sperm is so strong." It’s too big…”

Wait, the power to bite his own body apart, coupled with this familiar-looking black horn.

Could this little thing be Gan Yu?

After all, this is Gan Yu's dream.

"I'm not a sheep spirit! I'm a Qilin!" The little guy put his two little hooves on his waist and shouted angrily: "Who are you, a monster who dares to trespass into the important land of the Immortal Family?"

Kirin?

It is indeed Gan Yu!

"I'm not a monster," Li Xingshan said helplessly, "I'm a human being."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ganyu was startled when he heard the word "human", and quickly got behind the big tree behind him. After a long while, he tremblingly poked half of his head out. His eyes were filled with tears: "Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said that human beings are all bad guys, you...can you please stop eating me?"

Unexpectedly, in the eyes of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, humans are actually worse beings than monsters. It seems that she usually educates Gan Yu in this way, which makes her so afraid of humans.

However, seeing such a cute Gan Yu, how could Li Xingshan resist teasing her?

Then, a smirk appeared on his face and he said: "Yes, I am a human being. A cute little unicorn like you was born to be eaten by me!"

"Ah...ah..."

Xiao Ganyu was so frightened that his computer shut down and his whole body became stiff. Then, there was a "pop" and he fell directly to the ground.

Oops!

Li Xingshan was shocked. Could it be that he was joking too much and scared the little guy unconscious? He didn't want to turn Gan Yu's dream about childhood memories into a nightmare.

However, Li Xingshan soon discovered something was wrong.

I saw Xiao Ganyu who had "fainted" and his short legs were still trembling slightly.

Could it be that she was pretending to be dead?

Li Xingshan felt funny in his heart. Did he think of himself as a big bear?

"Hey, you didn't accidentally scare yourself to death, did you?" Li Xingshan sighed with pretense of regret, and said to himself: "If you starve to death, the meat will become sour, but it won't taste good."