Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

And Li Xingshan's heart suddenly felt as if it had fallen into an ice cellar.

Although he had already made up his mind to tell Gan Yu and Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun about his relationship with Shen He when the time came, no matter what the outcome, it would at least be considered candid.

But if the "secret relationship" between himself and Shen He was discovered before that, the nature would be completely different.

Sooner or later, Li Xingshan felt his feet suddenly leave the ground. Then, there was a sudden spin. By the time he reacted, the back of his neck and back were in close contact with the ground.

That's right, Shen He actually used a textbook standard back-to-back throw (German rear axle throw) on Li Xingshan.

Thanks to Li Xingshan's strong body, if he were an ordinary person, his neck bones might have been broken by now.

"Did you see clearly?" Shen He clapped his hands and said nonchalantly: "This is the method of back throwing. I will only teach you this time."

"Thank you so much for your advice." Li Xingshan laughed twice and said, "It's so... so perfect."

Unexpectedly, Shen He, who has always seemed dull, could actually act on occasion like this. However, can this kind of disguise really deceive people?

"You guys are really diligent. You practiced wrestling in the kitchen early in the morning." Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said with approval: "Shen He, the movements you just performed were very standard. It seems that they are what I teach you on a daily basis." , you are indeed not wasted."

Do you actually believe it?

Also, aren’t you here to cultivate immortality?

Why do you practice wrestling?

It was hard for Li Xingshan to imagine the scene of Shen He and a crane wrestling in the deep mountains and old forests.

"Master, you're here," Shen He turned his head and said as if nothing had happened, "My brother-in-law just wanted me to teach him some kung fu. It's embarrassing."

Chapter 649 Hutao: I have it! I have it!

"Yes...yeah," Li Xingshan stood up while rubbing his nearly broken neck, and said, "It's really amazing. He is worthy of being the disciple of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng."

"There is no need to flatter me, I don't do that." Although Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said so, the smile on her face could not be hidden at all. She pointed to the pot on the stove, Said: "Let's not talk about it for now, what are you cooking?"

"Oops, my balls!"

Li Xingshan then remembered that there were still boiled eggs in the pot. He quickly turned off the heat and picked up the egg with a spoon. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, it's not overcooked yet."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun saw that the egg seemed familiar, and immediately widened his eyes and said, "Wait a minute, that egg..."

"What?" Li Xingshan tilted his head and asked, "If you want to eat, I'll give it to you."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun shook his head and said: "No... no need!"

"Then I'm welcome," Li Xingshan casually opened the egg, and a strange fragrance immediately emerged. He not only sighed: "It smells so good!"

Seeing that Li Xingshan wanted to eat the eggs he laid, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun said quickly: "Wait...wait a minute!"

"Huh?" Li Xingshan wondered: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with this egg...?"

Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng was naturally embarrassed to say that he had laid the egg himself, so he could only grit his teeth and said, "It's nothing."

Watching Li Xingshan eat his own raw eggs, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng only felt as if he had lost something very important.

"Yeah, it's delicious," Li Xingshan said in wonder: "I don't know what kind of bird laid the eggs. It would be great if I could keep one at home and lay eggs every day."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's face became increasingly red, and a rather strange picture appeared in her mind - one by one

In the dark room, with a chain around his neck, the only thing he had to do every day was to keep laying eggs.

"It's so strange..." After Li Xingshan finished eating the eggs, he couldn't help but caressed his chest and said, "Why do I feel warm all over, as if a stream of true energy has flowed into the meridians throughout my body."

He had been awake almost all night and was somewhat sleepy, but after eating this egg, he immediately felt refreshed and no sleepiness at all.

Liuyun borrowed Zhenjun Feng's egg to condense the essence of the immortal energy in her body, and its effect was even worse than any elixir.

However, it is precisely because the effect is too strong that ordinary people's bodies may be exhausted. Only Li Xingshan's monster-like physique, coupled with the bonus of "Taotie Bloodline", can this "fairy egg" "Absorb all the essence in it.

"How is it possible?" Shen He said subconsciously: "Unless the egg is not an extraordinary thing, but an immortal..."

Suddenly, Lord Liuyun Jiefeng grabbed Shen He's wrist and forcibly interrupted: "Disciple, come with me, I have something to tell you."

With that said, without waiting for Shen He to refuse, she took her apprentice's hand and walked out of the kitchen, leaving only Li Xingshan alone with a blank expression on his face.

"But, having said that..." Li Xingshan touched his chin and murmured to himself: "The second half of what Shen He said just now... what exactly did he want to say?"

............

outside the house.

Seeing the subtle look on Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's expression, and the extraordinary effect of the egg just now, Shen He probably guessed it at this time even though his reaction was a little slow.

"Master, could it be said that that egg is..." Shen He asked hesitantly.

"No...that's right," Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said helplessly: "It's your master. Didn't I ask you to deal with it? How could you be eaten by that guy?"

"I happened to meet my brother-in-law, and he said he wanted to eat boiled eggs, so I..." Shen He answered truthfully: "Please master, please punish me."

"That's all, those who don't know are not guilty," Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng shook his head and said, "However, no one must know about this matter, especially Li Xingshan, remember?"

"I obey, but..." Shen He said thoughtfully: "What should I do if he wants to eat it again in the future?"

"What else can I do?" Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said with an ugly face: "I'll give him another one."

"Understood." Shen He nodded heavily: "Next time if master lays eggs again, please let me know."

Seeing Shen He's serious look on his face, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng couldn't laugh or cry. It seemed that she still didn't understand what "irony" meant.

............

At the same time, the Hall of Rebirth.

"I have it! I have it!"

Before the cockcrow breaks the dawn, Hutao, who is wearing pajamas, has already run out of the bedroom with a roar, and his excited voice almost scares every corpse lying in the morgue.

Several staff members of the Hall of Rebirth stared at each other, wondering what the young hall master had "had".

A child?

But she was obviously not married yet, what's more, they really couldn't imagine what it would be like for Hutao to have a child.

"Hu Tao," a hand suddenly pressed Hu Tao's shoulder and said calmly: "Don't make any noise."

The person who stopped Hu Tao was naturally Zhongli. Although she was a guest at the Purity Hall, in a sense, she was the only one who could restrain Hu Tao after the death of the old hall master. Without her to control the situation, Hu Tao said Maybe they have really launched outrageous marketing like "the second monument is half price".

"Sister Zhongli!" Hu Tao turned around and held Zhongli in her arms, saying, "I have it!"

"Oh?" Zhongli took hold of Hutao's pulse with his backhand, narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Based on common rationality, this pulse is not a happy pulse."

"No... I don't have a child!" Hu Tao blushed and said, "It's breasts! I have **** too!"

Zhongli's eyes swept across Hutao's chest, which was like a wind-swept plain, and he said calmly: "Why don't you listen to what you are saying?"

"I...I'm not talking about now!" Hutao's cheeks bulged slightly and said: "I had a dream. In the dream, I...I grew up! Fried chicken is bigger than that! You’re still big!”

As she spoke, Hutao opened her arms and made exaggerated gestures. However, if it was really as big as her gestures, it might have exceeded the scope of human beings.

"So it's just a dream?" Zhongli asked thoughtfully, "It's not surprising that I have thoughts every day and dreams at night."

Seeing Zhongli's disapproving look, Hutao said subconsciously: "That was definitely not an ordinary dream. I also dreamed of Li Xingshan..."

At this point, she subconsciously closed her mouth.

For a girl, dreaming about other men seems to have different meanings.

Chapter 650 Sweet Rain and the Ring of Confusion

"Li Xingshan?" After hearing these three words, Zhongli, who had no interest at all, suddenly raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Did you dream about him?"

"Yes...yeah," Hu Tao realized that she had let something slip, so she said carelessly, "When you dream, you always dream of some messy things, I... .I still have morning classes, let’s go first!”

Unexpectedly, Zhongli's hand pressing Hu Tao's shoulder suddenly became as heavy as a thousand stones. Hu Tao was like a small sparrow in the palm of a martial arts expert, unable to fly out at all.

"Today's morning class is cancelled," Zhongli said with a slight smile, "It seems that we haven't chatted for a long time. Just in time, I made tea so that we can chat after a long absence."

Zhongli...actually smiled.

Although she was not considered paralyzed, in Hu Tao's memory, she could still be considered to be emotionless and intangible. For ten days and a half, she might not be able to show an expression other than "calm".

"What...what are we talking about?" For some reason, looking at Zhongli's smile, Hu Tao felt inexplicably a little scared.

"We can talk about anything, such as..." Zhongli whispered: "About your dream."

Although Hu Tao always looks weird and can't be subdued by anyone, he can't deal with Zhongli alone. More importantly, Zhongli's eyes seem to be able to see through all lies and deceptions. Therefore, Hu Tao doesn't dare to do anything. He could only tell Zhongli everything that happened in the dream.

Even some "not suitable for children" segments, Hutao had the courage to say it again.

This conversation lasted for most of an hour, and Zhong Li even heated the tea he made two or three times.

"I have never heard such a detailed dream," Zhongli stared into Hu Tao's eyes and said, "It's almost like he made it up."

"I'm not making it up!" Hutao patted his chest and said, "Those are really my dreams."

"I know your eyes didn't deceive me," Zhong Li said thoughtfully, "What's more, even if you were to make it up, you probably wouldn't be able to make up such an outrageous story."

"So, it was just a dream," Hutao bit her lip and said, "However, some details are so real, you know? I still feel a slight pain in my shoulders now, as if, I really Get rid of poverty and become rich!"

However, when she lowered her head at this moment, she could still see her knees at a glance, and she couldn't help but feel a little sad.

"Logically speaking, a person's dream can only dream about things within his or her cognition." Zhongli took off the Qiankun Taigua hat on Hu Tao's head and said, "For example, you probably don't know about this hat. , has any evil spirit ever been sealed inside it?"

"This... this is obviously just an ordinary hat, right?" Hutao was slightly startled and said, "Is it really the same as in the dream?"

Hu Tao couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable when she thought that the hat she usually wore contained such a "secret".

"Indeed, it is true, but before his death, the previous hall master had extradited all the evil spirits in the hat," Zhong Li nodded and said: "Anyway, this should not be an ordinary dream. Later, I will give you some Ningshen Incense. In addition, , about this dream, don’t tell anyone, especially... Li Xingshan."

"Who...who will tell him!" Hutao's cheeks turned red from holding back: "I...I'm going to take a nap first."

After that, the little girl hummed a strange song "When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun, when the moon comes out, I bask in the moon" and disappeared from Zhongli's sight.

"Hu Tao and I both dreamed about him," Zhongli murmured to himself, "Does this... mean anything?"

............

Li Xingshan never thought that besides Shen He, there was another "god" who had discovered the clues of the simulator.

At this time, he was in the kitchen, washing the dishes for breakfast.

Gan Yu is busy with work on weekdays, so naturally he has no time to do these trivial things.

As for Shen He, although she didn't mind helping, for her strange strength, these delicate dishes were just like paper. After breaking about three sets of tableware, Li Xingshan prohibited her from using both hands at the same time. Touch any ceramic items.

As for Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun... asking the immortal to wash the dishes, I'm afraid Liyue's richest man, Ningguang, has never expected such treatment.

"Ah...Ashan?"

Gan Yu walked into the kitchen at some point and said softly: "Do you need my help?"

"No, no, no!" Li Xingshan chuckled and said, "I just did it. By the way, why don't you go to work?"

In fact, Gan Yu suddenly came to the kitchen to look for Li Xingshan, not just because she wanted to help, but because she had been paying attention to Li Xingshan's skills from just now.

Last night, she had another dream about Li Xingshan. No, it was not so much a dream as it was a recollection of what had happened in the dream.

Thousands of years ago, when I was still a child, a human once broke into Mount Auzang and promised to meet me again in the future.

But for some reason, Gan Yu couldn't recall that human face. It wasn't until her dream last night that she finally recalled that person, who actually looked exactly like Li Xingshan.

However, Li Xingshan is only a human being. Logically speaking, he cannot have such a long lifespan.

The only thing that could prove his identity was the bite mark she had left on his wrist, but Li Xingshan always wore that strange bracelet on his wrist, so Gan Yu couldn't see what was going on under the bracelet.

"I...I was just about to leave and wanted to say goodbye to you," Gan Yu pretended to be unintentional and asked, "By the way, I seem to have never seen you take off that bracelet on your wrist. Got through."

Indeed, Li Xingshan always wore that wrist when he was eating, sleeping, or even doing those things. At first, Gan Yu didn't notice it, but now that he thought about it, it was a bit strange.

"Is this it?" Looking at the confusing ring on his wrist, Li Xingshan said with a bitter smile: "This was worn on my hand because of an accident when I went to Mondstadt before. It's not something I like to wear. , but because I can't take them off at all, it's just... like handcuffs."

"Let me try." Gan Yu eagerly wanted to know if there were any bite marks left by himself on Li Xingshan's wrist, so he stretched out his hand to hold the ring of confusion and said, "Although it is made of a material I have never seen before. , but as long as you apply a little force, it should be fine..."

Although Gan Yu seemed weak, her strength was not inferior even to that of Shen He, who had strange strength. She thought she could easily crush the bracelet, but who knew, the bracelet had no reaction at all. .

Chapter 651 The man behind Gan Yu

Li Xingshan seemed to have expected this result, and smiled helplessly: "Sure enough, it's not that easy to break."

Although his strength at this time is still far away from Gan Yu, if we only count strength, it is actually not much different. If he could rely on Barbarian to break it, he would naturally have done it by himself.

"No, there will definitely be a way." Gan Yu had an idea and said: "By the way, there are many knowledgeable scholars in Yuehai Pavilion, as well as international students who have returned from the Xumi Teaching Academy. If they can help take a look, maybe A way can be found to relieve it.”