Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

However, although they are similar, something seems not quite right. Li Xingshan once saw Gan Yu in his childhood in a previous dream. Compared with the "little Gan Yu" in front of him, the real Gan Yu was obviously chubbier. Some.

"boom!"

At this moment, Xiao Shenhe suddenly lowered his body and kicked Xiao Ganyu to the ground with a sweeping kick. Then, he crossed his arms and said proudly: "You are weak, please, you are weak!" She is obviously the older sister, but can’t she beat her younger sister?”

"Ahhh!" Without saying a word, Xiao Ganyu jumped up and knocked Xiao Shenhe down. Although her martial arts skills were slightly inferior to hers, she had the blood of immortal beasts after all. The two immediately struggled with each other, and for a while Inseparable.

"Don't fight! Don't fight!"

When Li Xingshan saw this, he immediately stepped out, pulled the two little guys apart, picked them up one on the left and the other on the right, and said, "They are also junior sisters after all, how can they be so cruel?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ganyu tilted his head and said with a confused look: "But we are not senior sisters, but... biological sisters."

"Let me go, I want her to know who is the boss!" Little Shenhe said angrily: "You always turn to your sister, dad is partial!"

Dad?

Li Xingshan was slightly stunned, but the two little girls, even though Li Xingshan was holding the scruff of their fate, they were still like two kittens, waving their short legs and fists, trying to fight each other. burden.

Chapter 663: Married women are really scary

Just when Li Xingshan was still wondering whether he was hearing hallucinations, a gentle voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Xiao Qi, Xiao Jiu, why are you fighting again?"

It was such a familiar voice that Li Xingshan turned around subconsciously and saw a very beautiful blue-haired woman looking at him with a smile and said: "Be careful, daddy will spank your little butts if he gets angry."

The woman in front of her had the same appearance as Gan Yu, except that her blue hair was tied into a single ponytail, wrapped around her left shoulder and placed on her chest.

Not only that, her temperament is a little less confused and a little more dignified and elegant.

Simply, like a wife who has been married for many years.

"Mom! Xiaojiu bullied me!" Xiao Ganyu threw herself into Da Ganyu's arms and cried, "I told you not to use your legs."

"You were careless. You didn't dodge. You can't blame me." Little Shen He said with disdain: "If you can't beat me, then go find your aunt. This sister is just inferior."

Li Xingshan couldn't help but frowned, why is this little girl so angry?

etc......

Dad? mother? Aunt?

Could it be that......

"Husband?" Gan Yu smiled slightly and said, "What are you doing?"

really......

Li Xingshan finally realized it.

These two little guys seemed to be his daughters, and Gan Yu... was undoubtedly his wife.

How is this a nightmare? This is obviously spring... a dream of spring and autumn!

Could it be that it was really because of his experience in many battles that those strange formations and incense didn't work on him?

"No...nothing!" Li Xingshan chuckled and said, "I just think...life is really beautiful."

"Haha, you are still the same as before, always talking nonsense." Gan Yu patted his two daughters on the head and said, "Okay, okay, you go to Wanmin Hall. Aunt Xiangling made a new style today. Some snacks.”

"Let's go have some snacks!"

As soon as the two little guys heard this, they immediately put their "hate" behind, held hands and ran away with excitement on their faces.

Why is Aunt Xiangling here again?

This family relationship is indeed a bit complicated.

Seeing his two daughters out of sight, Gan Yu smiled and said, "Finally, we sent them away."

"Yeah, the kid is really..." Suddenly, Li Xingshan seemed to realize that something was wrong, a few black lines fell on his face, and said: "Wait, let's go... What means."

"Some things are always inconvenient to do when children are around." Gan Yu's hand, at some point, had already grasped Li Xingshan's wrist and said, "Let's go."

Despite her weak and gentle appearance, her weak and boneless hand seemed like a ruthless iron claw. Even with Li Xingshan's strength, he couldn't break free at all, so he could only follow Gan Yu into the room obediently. .

This room is not much different from the previous two people's rooms, except for some changes in the furniture decoration. The most eye-catching one is undoubtedly the huge family photo hanging above the bed.

Wait, is this really a family photo?

In addition to Gan Yu, Li Xingshan also saw many familiar faces.

Shenhe, Xiangling, Hutao...

Before Li Xingshan could see clearly, Gan Yu threw him onto the bed with a strong force.

what's the situation?

When did Gan Yu become so bold?

Li Xingshan swallowed subconsciously and said, "Madam, you...what do you want to do?"

"Does this need to be said?" Gan Yu touched his eyes and smiled: "What else can you do in bed? Is it to deal with official business? I took a day off today."

Married women are indeed different...

"But...it's not dark yet." Li Xingshan said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "Otherwise, we should wait until night?"

"Evening? There are still evening 'homework' to be done in the evening, how can we mix it up?" Gan Yu pressed his face against Li Xingshan's face and said with a somewhat resentful expression: "A few days ago, my father and mother sent another letter. , told us to speed up the revival of Xianding of the Qilin clan, and I was under a lot of pressure."

I didn't expect that marrying Gan Yu would lead to such an important responsibility.

"But don't we have a child?" Li Xingshan asked doubtfully, "Aren't we already at Xiaojiu?"

Li Xingshan just heard Gan Yu call "Xiao Qi" and "Xiao Jiu", and he guessed in his mind that they should be arranged according to size.

"Don't be kidding," Gan Yu covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiao Qi is my and your daughter, Xiao Jiu is your and A He's daughter, and he was not born by me."

Speaking of this, Gan Yu's eyes suddenly turned a bit resentful and said: "Obviously I married you before Ahe, but I didn't have as many children as her. If this continues, how can we revitalize the Qilin clan?" What about the bloodline? When my father agreed to marry me to you, didn't you promise him that you would definitely add more children to the Qilin clan and let the two elders have dozens more grandchildren? "

tens of?

Are you planning to form several football teams to beat the Guoan team?

"That makes sense!" Li Xingshan nodded and said, "Otherwise, I'll take a shower first, and then..."

Before Li Xingshan finished speaking, Gan Yu had already held down his wrist and said, "Husband, you can't run away from the battle..."

"Wait...wait a moment..."

The man's voice soon disappeared, and was replaced by the crisp sound of waves crashing on the rocks.

............

Three hours later.

Li Xingshan held his waist and slowly walked out of the room.

He now finally understood why this was such a dangerous test.

Is it scary?

Yes, it's terrible.

Because this is a fantasy, not reality, Li Xingshan's energy has no upper limit in theory, but his feelings are very real.

It's like throwing a lemon that can stay plump and juicy forever into a juicer that is turned on at maximum power and constantly squeezing it. Even if the lemon juice squeezed out can feed more than a dozen milk tea shops, it will still be the same. No intention of stopping.

There is no doubt that Li Xingshan is the poor lemon, and Gan Yu...

He had no idea that Gan Yu would be so different after marriage and before marriage.

Fortunately, he was slightly better after all. After the battle, Gan Yu quickly fell into sleep, and he was able to take the opportunity to sneak out.

Could it be that this is what I am subconsciously "fearful of"?

But, is it the unrelenting Gan Yu that I fear, or...marriage itself?

Chapter 664: Overt and covert fighting between sisters

No, no, now is not the time to think about such miscellaneous things.

Li Xingshan patted his cheek. The most important thing at the moment was naturally how to escape from this so-called "illusion".

If the mechanism of this test is a "nightmare", then logically speaking, I should have experienced it.

Unless...there are more "terrible" things waiting for me.

Li Xingshan was thinking and pacing forward aimlessly. However, before he walked a hundred meters, he suddenly heard a "pop" sound and the window of the room next to him suddenly opened. A silver-haired woman was leaning against him. On the window sill, he said coldly: "Looking at you, you just went to study the 'plan to revive the Qilin clan' with Senior Sister Gan Yu, right?"

The silver-haired woman has a cold appearance. Needless to say, she is Shen He. However, her long flowing hair has been cut into a neck-length bob at this time, but she looks more mature. flavor.

"Yes...yes," Li Xingshan said subconsciously: "Why did you cut your hair?"

"Isn't it a good thing you did?" Shen He glared at Li Xingshan coldly and said, "If your hair is too long, it will be inconvenient for me to clean it now."

"What's inconvenient about this?" Li Xingshan wondered.

"Are you trying to pretend to be confused?" Shen He narrowed his eyes and said, "Come in!"

Got it!

It feels like a horror movie!

Seeing Shen He looking like he was about to explode, Li Xingshan naturally didn't dare to disobey him at all, and quickly walked into the room, only to see Shen He lying on the bed, and Li Xingshan finally understood why she said she would be "inconvenient" .

Her belly was sticking out high, and she was obviously pregnant with Liujia. And considering the size, she must be six or seven months pregnant.

However, Shen He's figure is still very perfect. If you don't look at her belly, you can't tell that she is a pregnant woman. No wonder Li Xingshan didn't notice anything strange when he saw Shen He's face outside the window just now.

Seeing this scene, Li Xingshan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

The reason is very simple. Since the landlord already has food in his stomach, he, as a tenant, does not need to pay for food.

"I asked you, are you thinking now..." Shen He seemed to have seen through Li Xingshan's thoughts, rolled his eyes at him, and said: "Fortunately, I have a child, so I don't have to pay any bills." Got food?"

"That's absolutely impossible!" Li Xingshan quickly shook his head and said, "Is there anything you need my help with?"

"No need, this is not the first time anyway," Shen He sat up very neatly and said, "So, I have had this experience several times."

"How many times?" Li Xingshan thought to himself that this was a good thing he had done after all, so he nodded and said: "Otherwise, after giving birth this time, I can rest for a few years."

"That won't work." Unexpectedly, Shen He shook his head and said, "If I rest for too long, wouldn't I be outnumbered by Senior Sister Gan Yu?"

Are you engaging in some kind of arms race?

Or does our family have any indicators, such as a reward of 100 million molas for each child?

Suddenly, a look of discomfort appeared on Shen He's face, and Li Xingshan quickly asked: "What's wrong?"

"No...it's nothing," Shen He bit his lips and said, "It's an old problem. It always happens like this every time..."

"Wait a minute, let me take your pulse first." Li Xingshan has the talent of [Medical Saint], so he can handle gynecological problems easily. He pinched Shen He's wrist and murmured: "Let me see, you The question is..."

While holding it, Li Xingshan suddenly opened his eyes wide and said, "There's nothing wrong with it. Not only that, judging from the pulse, it seems like they are twins."

"Really?" Shen He couldn't help but feel happy and said, "Let me tell you, this time, my belly is bigger than before."

"Then what happened to you just now?" Li Xingshan asked worriedly, "Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"

"I asked knowingly. Didn't you help me solve my discomfort before?" Shen He said angrily: "Come here quickly, it will be very uncomfortable when the moon grows!"

Li Xingshan suddenly realized what was wrong with Shen He, and he quickly said: "I remember, isn't there that kind of special tool?"

"That thing won't work for you!" Shen He's temper was already very irritable. Now that he was ill and the pregnant woman had an unpredictable personality, Shen He directly picked up a pillow and threw it towards Li Xingshan. : "You're such a heartless guy, why don't you come here to help! Are you only thinking about your own happiness?"

Li Xingshan did not dare to neglect, and immediately stepped forward and said: "It's coming, it's coming...slow down...gudu..."

............

In a blink of an eye, another half hour passed.

When he came out of Gan Yu's room just now, he covered his waist. When he came out of Shen He's room this time, Li Xingshan had to cover his stomach again. Because he drank too much water, his stomach was so weak at this time. It actually looks slightly bulging, and it looks like he has put on weight in middle age.

These two guys are worthy of being senior sisters, one of them is the one with the most control.

"belch!"

Li Xingshan burped rather inelegantly, and he quickly covered his mouth, fearing that the sound would wake Shen He who had just fallen asleep.

If I woke up and allowed myself to have this again, I would have to be lactose intolerant.

We have just passed the "two levels", and I don't know how many difficulties there will be next. It seems that this illusion is really difficult.