Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

This sentence frightened Li Xingshan, and he scratched his cheek in embarrassment and said, "Have... been discovered by you?"

That's right, Li Xingshan, who has the talent of "Not Drunk After a Thousand Drinks", wouldn't even blink an eye if he and Beidou were blowing directly into a bucket, let alone drinking with these young immortals.

"A truly drunk person's eyes are in a trance, and his steps are hollow..." Zhong Li said lightly: "The most important thing is that drunk men will most likely take advantage of women. How can you be so serious? "

Li Xingshan felt weak in his heart.

If this was another woman, it would be hard for Li Xingshan to tell. You are the mighty King Yan. If I dare to grab her, I will lose both my life and my hands.

"That's all, let me tell you the truth," Li Xingshan said helplessly: "When I enter the bridal chamber and face two women, the scene will definitely be a bit embarrassing, so I wanted to pretend to be drunk."

"This is a good idea," Zhong Li held Li Xingshan's shoulders and said, "Let's go, I'd better help you go, otherwise, the secret may be exposed."

Benefactor!

Li Xingshan felt moved in his heart. He pressed against Zhongli's body and felt that his nose was filled with an ancient fragrance. He couldn't help but smell it calmly as he walked.

"What are you smelling?" Zhongli asked expressionlessly.

"No...nothing!" Li Xingshan blushed and quickly explained: "I just feel that you have a, um...antique-like aroma."

"A strange description," Zhong Li shook his head and said, "Okay, we're in the right place. That's the house in front of us. You should leave quickly. Don't keep the bride waiting."

"Well..." Li Xingshan got out and whispered: "Thank you."

Watching Li Xingshan slowly leave, Zhongli sniffed his sleeves silently and murmured: "The antique-like aroma... could it be that it smells like an old man?"

............

At the same time, in the bridal chamber.

"hateful!"

Shen He lifted his hijab, looked at the dark sky outside the window, and said angrily: "What on earth is that guy doing? How dare he leave us hanging here!"

"Ahe, don't worry," Gan Yu quickly reassured, "He should still be socializing outside."

"What's there to socialize with?" Shen He crossed his arms and said with a cold expression, "If he doesn't come within a quarter of an hour, I will lock the door and let him sleep outside all night."

"Shh!" At this moment, Gan Yu's ears suddenly twitched slightly and said, "It's Ashan's footsteps, just outside the door."

"Okay, here we come," Shen He was seen hiding behind the door, whispering: "When he comes in soon, I will scare him from behind the door, otherwise I won't be able to relieve my anger!"

Gan Yu smiled bitterly. Although he was a little helpless, he had no time to stop him. In a blink of an eye, footsteps had arrived at the door. Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door, followed by a drunken voice: " Mother...mother, I’m back from fooling around outside!”

Upon hearing this, Shen He's face darkened again behind the door, he clenched his fists and made a "kaka" sound.

Chapter 692 Li Xingshan has two brains

"Squeak~"

With the sound of pushing the door open, Li Xingshan walked in unsteadily, saying vaguely: "Drink! Drink again!"

Unlike Shen He, who was extremely angry because Li Xingshan hadn't come for a long time, Gan Yu felt heartbroken when he saw Li Xingshan who was so drunk. He quickly held his arm, frowned slightly and said, "What a big drink." Qi, you...how much did you drink?"

"Isn't this...happy?" Li Xingshan pretended to be drunk, but he had already squinted his eyes and glanced across the room. At a glance, he saw Shen He, who was wearing red makeup and was hiding. Behind the door, he looked eager to try.

Sure enough, Shen He stepped forward without saying a word, raised his leg and was about to kick Li Xingshan in the back, but he had an idea, pushed forward, and threw Gan Yu on the bed together. Shen He's kick was directly in the air. He didn't stop it for a moment. His foot slipped and split directly on the ground.

Are you planning to become a captain?

Fortunately, Shen He's body was flexible, so he turned over and stood up again. If he had not practiced this, his crotch might have been torn by now.

But even so, the stretching of the muscles still made her frown, and she thought to herself that it seemed that she had not exercised enough after going down the mountain, and her flexibility was not as good as before.

hateful!

Naturally, Shen He didn't intend to stop there. Instead, he raised his palm and prepared to print a palm logo directly on Li Xingshan's back.

Li Xingshan, on the other hand, jumped directly on Gan Yu and pretended to be drunk: "Gan Yu, why are you alone? Where is Ahe?"

As soon as these words came out, Shen He, who was originally planning to strike, was slightly startled, and the slap he was planning to slap was also suspended in mid-air.

"A He?" Gan Yu glanced at Shen He and then said softly: "What, do you have anything to do with her?"

"I just met Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng..." Seeing Shen He stop, Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief and continued to make nonsense: "She just told me something related to Ahe. "

Shen He nodded slightly, and Gan Yu continued to ask: "What did she say?"

"Ahe is different from you. She had a rough life since she was a child. She also has the body of Guchen Jiesha, and it is difficult to interact with others, so her personality is as cold as ice..." Li Xingshan sighed and said, "Liu Yun Zhenjun Jiefeng said, let me take good care of her in the future. I must not care about one thing and neglect the other. I must treat her well like I treat you and don't bully her."

As Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said, Shen He usually only has three expressions, the first is no expression, the second is an angry expression, and the third is an expression of getting angry.

But now, after hearing this Li Xingshan's newly compiled words, Shen He's face showed a rare touch of emotion, and his eyes that were not covered by bangs also showed a touch of tears.

Gan Yu's face showed a somewhat relieved smile and asked: "Then what did you say?"

"I...I said, don't worry, I will definitely handle a bowl of water equally!" Li Xingshan muttered, "However, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun also said that he probably has too much Don’t worry about it, our Shen He is so powerful and has an irritable personality, it’s good that she doesn’t bully you, you’d better be careful in the future, don’t regret it if you end up missing an arm or a leg one day.”

After hearing this, the angry "#" symbol appeared again on Shen He's forehead.

Although what the master said was indeed correct, it still made people feel a little uncomfortable.

Unexpectedly, Li Xingshan suddenly raised his voice and said decisively: "I say, what you said is wrong. Even if you are an elder, I have to refute it. I will never regret marrying Shen He. Although Shen He seems to have a bad temper, is unkind, likes violence, and has no brains..."

Upon hearing this, Shen He's fist, which had softened, hardened again.

"But..." Li Xingshan changed the topic and said: "She is actually a very gentle girl at heart, and violence is just her protective color. I believe that as long as I treat her well, she will definitely... .....You will also treat me gently!”

Li Xingshan's other talents may be rewarded by the system, but "acting" is the only talent that has been honed in countless simulators. It is so real at first glance!

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost brewing, Li Xingshan turned around pretending to be unintentional. Seeing Shen He standing behind him, he immediately opened his eyes wide and murmured: "Ahe, you... .”

"What's wrong with me?" Shen He said with a blush on his face: "You clearly know what day it is today, but you...you still drink so much?"

OK!

Although Shen He's attitude seemed a little unhappy, since she didn't take action, it meant that her painful scene just now should have worked.

"Okay, okay," Gan Yu saw that the atmosphere had eased and quickly smoothed things over: "Ashan didn't mean to drink so much. In that case, today... let's go to bed early."

"Rest?" Unexpectedly, the corner of Shen He's mouth curled up with a sneer, and he said: "Even a person like me, who has lived in the mountains since childhood, knows that there is no reason to rest in the wedding room during the night of flowers and candles."

Although Gan Yu had a clear mind, he was not stupid. Naturally, he immediately understood what Shen He meant and said with some confusion: "But, he is already so drunk..."

"It's okay," Shen He picked up Li Xingshan's collar and sneered: "I know this guy very well. He has two brains and they don't affect each other. If the one above is drunk, it won't affect the one below."

I have to say that Shen He understands Li Xingshan.

Generally speaking, drunk men are actually unable to get up again.

But Li Xingshan was gifted, and what's more, he wasn't drunk at all.

"Really...really?" Gan Yu's face turned slightly red and said, "I don't believe it."

"Don't believe it?" Shen He removed Li Xingshan's shackles and said, "Senior sister, please watch carefully."

After saying that, she lowered her head, and looking at the scene in front of her, Gan Yu's face, which was already slightly red, turned a little redder.

Li Xingshan, on the other hand, gripped the sheets tightly, trying to use his willpower to control his body.

The results proved that what Shen He said was indeed right, and Li Xingshan's two heads did not affect each other.

"Ahem..." After a while, Shen He raised his head and said, "Senior sister, come and try too."

"Me?" Gan Yu's face turned red, he waved his hand and said, "I...I can't."

"I didn't know how to do it at the beginning," Shen He shrugged and said, "You'll get there if you try it slowly."

Chapter 693 Sisters unite

Actually, it's not true that Gan Yu doesn't know how to do it at all, but compared to Shen He's skills, he still looks a little immature. In order not to show his timidity in front of this junior sister who is thousands of years younger than him, he lied and said that he didn't know how to do it. .

This was probably one of the few lies Gan Yu ever told.

However, looking at Shen He's extremely calm look, Gan Yu couldn't help but feel a little confused.

Why is she so skilled?

How many times have you eaten secretly?

I was obviously the one who came first!

Yes, although the relationship between Shen He and Li Xingshan progressed much faster than that between Shen He and Gan Yu, if it were a first-come, first-served basis, Gan Yu would have met Li Xingshan long ago.

However, at that time, Gan Yu was still the leader of Yuehai Pavilion, while Li Xingshan was just a servant running errands for Keqing.

At that time, Gan Yu probably would not have guessed that in the near future, he and his junior sister would do these things with Li Xingshan, right?

And what about Shen He?

At this time, I couldn't help feeling secretly happy.

You must know that since she was a child, she has been practicing under Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng. What she has heard most is how her master praises this senior sister she has never met, and she has always used her as a role model.

But now, seeing that she is "not as good" as him, and even needs his own guidance, this junior sister naturally feels an inexplicable sense of accomplishment in her heart.

"Really, you'll know after you try it," Shen He said with an experienced look, "Just be careful not to scratch it."

"Well... let me give it a try," Gan Yu nodded and lowered his head.

The two of them took one bite and the other took one bite. For those who didn’t know, they thought they were senior sisters eating the same chocolate parfait.

Although Gan Yu and Shen He both have ice attributes, they give people very different feelings. Shen He is like a blizzard sweeping in, merciless, while Gan Yu is like the dance of fine snow, tender and affectionate.

Between speed and slowness, one speed and one slowness, probably only Li Xingshan can have this special experience.

"Look!" Shen He flicked his finger and said, "I just said it, no problem."

"Continue... what should we do next?" Gan Yu's face was almost red enough to bleed.

"I almost forgot, Senior Sister Gan Yu, you have no experience in this area," Shen He put on an "I know it very well" look again and said, "Let me give you a demonstration first."

After saying that, Shen He took a deep breath and sat down slowly.

Li Xingshan had just let go of the bed sheet, and now he tightened it a little more.

"It's very simple," Shen He gestured, "It's like rowing a boat. Come on, try it."

"Well..." Gan Yu nodded and took the baton from Shen He.

As the saying goes:

Fighting against the gums, the three bodies merge into one secretly grinding away. The cauliflower plays with the butterfly's stamens, and the honey-loving bee hides its honey nest.

Qilin frowned because of the scratches, and chanted endlessly to startle the crane. Before you know it, the sun has come and three poles have risen, and the hero is in trouble!

............

The next day, early morning.

Although Shen He's strength is already the best among the young people of the same generation, he is the weakest among the three. Because of the excessive physical exertion, he is still sleeping at this time.

Gan Yu, on the other hand, was still catching up on her sleep because she went to bed too late.

Li Xingshan was the only one who stretched and sat up from the bed.

Looking at the two brides lying next to him, he still felt a little dazed in his heart, and even couldn't believe that this was true.

After putting on his clothes and walking out of the room, Li Xingshan breathed a long sigh of relief when the warm sunshine truly shone on his body.

That’s right, this is not a simulator, this is reality.

If I were the protagonist of some time-travel novel, maybe this situation is about to reach its finale, right?

However, fiction is fiction and reality is reality.

At this time, Li Xingshan still had many things to deal with, and the adventure was far from over.

In addition to the still unclear truth behind the "evil simulator", how to solve the "ring of confusion" is currently the most troublesome thing.

"Morning," at this moment, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng suddenly appeared behind Li Xingshan.

"Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng?" Li Xingshan was shocked and said, "No, now...should I call you mother-in-law?"

"Shen He's parents died early, that's all. Gan Yu's parents are still alive and well. Although they and I feel like mother and daughter, we are not real mother and daughter. I can't bear the word mother-in-law. ," Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng shook his head and said: "I am me, they are them, you marry them, it does not prevent me from being me, do you understand?"

Li Xingshan shook his head in confusion, nodded again, and said, "I understand but I don't understand."

"Your understanding is still a bit lacking," Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng said calmly: "But why did you get up so early and only slept for two hours? Can your body bear it?"

"It's okay, I feel sleepy..." Suddenly, Li Xingshan seemed to realize that something was wrong, and said, "Wait a minute, how did you know that I only slept for two hours?"

Could it be that he was lying in the corner of the room and eavesdropping yesterday?