Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"That's true," Paimon said without thinking too much, "I just don't know why he came to Gan Yu's house to help. Logically speaking, the wedding held yesterday should be fine today."

"It's better not to ask too much about this matter," Ying whispered: "If the immortal is angry, it will be troublesome. You will act based on my eyes later, and don't say anything nonsense again. "

"Yeah!" Paimon nodded and said, "My mouth is very tight!"

"This is a restaurant, and occasionally it is also used as a living room." Li Xingshan led the two of them into the living room and said, "Please sit down for a while."

"Okay...gu~"

As Ying's voice fell, an embarrassing "gurgling" sound came from the stomachs of the two girls.

Immediately, a hint of blush appeared on both Ying and Paimon's faces.

Obviously, they were not as lucky as Li Xingshan. During the many days they lived in Liyue Port, they had no financial resources and could only earn money by accepting some tasks from the Adventurers Association. A large part of the money was also used to find their brother. superior.

Although the remaining money is definitely enough for food and accommodation, the appetite of Ying and Paimon, let alone normal girls, may not be comparable to that of even three or four strong men, so this is There was a period of time when the two of them would not starve to death, and there were rarely times when they were completely full.

"It seems like it's almost lunch time," the considerate Li Xingshan pretended not to hear the growling of their stomachs and said with a smile, "Why don't I make lunch by the way and let's chat while we eat."

"Okay!" Paimon couldn't help but clapped his hands. This time, even Ying didn't stop her out of embarrassment. He just said a little embarrassedly: "Is this... going to be a little too troublesome for you?"

"What's the trouble?" Li Xingshan waved his hand and said, "I am responsible for all the food here."

After saying that, he turned and left, while Paimon clapped his hands and suddenly said: "I understand!"

Ying was startled, covering her heart, and said with lingering fear: "I was scared to death. What do you understand?"

"Of course it's Brother Li's job here," Paimon said with a rather proud smile on his face, "That's...Gan Yu's personal chef!"

"No wonder he said just now that he can't do it unless he comes to help..." Ying Ye suddenly realized: "How can there be no chef to prepare meals at the wedding banquet."

At this time, Li Xingshan naturally didn't know that his "true identity" had been guessed by these two wise men.

He went all the way back to the wedding room last night, only to see Gan Yu alone on the bed, still asleep, while Shen He had disappeared.

However, Li Xingshan was not in a hurry. Based on his understanding of Shen He, she probably went for morning exercises early in the morning.

"As expected of Shen He..." Li Xingshan murmured: "The battle last night was so fierce, but she still has the energy to exercise today."

"Well......"

It seemed that because he heard Li Xingshan's voice, Gan Yu slowly woke up, rubbed his eyes and said, "Good morning, Ah Shan."

"It's getting late," Li Xingshan patted the corner of Gan Yu's head and said, "The sun is going to shine on my butt."

"I asked for leave today..." Gan Yu seemed to be taking advantage of it, squinting his eyes and said: "Today, I really need to take a rest, I feel... there is still a little pain."

No wonder.

The 18-year-old daughter is red, and it will bloom as soon as it blooms.

This daughter who has been in the world for more than 3,600 years is not the same thing.

"I'm going to make some nourishing dishes today," Li Xingshan said, "By the way, two guests are here to visit."

"Guest?" Gan Yu asked in confusion, "Who is it?"

Although she has a high status, she doesn't have many friends to hang out with. Even if she has work, she usually does it at Yuehai Pavilion.

As for those guys who want to gain connections and bribe, Gan Yu never sees them.

"They are two friends I met when I was working in Mondstadt. They also helped me a lot at that time." Li Xingshan wanted to help him, so he said kindly: "One of them has been looking for his brother. He wants to I went to sea to visit Daozhu, so I found this place..."

"This matter is indeed not easy to handle." Gan Yu, who was a little more awake at this time, said: "However, I'd better go and see them first. Since they are your friends, even if it is something difficult to handle, I will Let’s try to see if it can be done.”

This sentence is somewhat modest.

In Liyue Port, if even Gan Yu can't do something, I'm afraid there really aren't many people who can do it.

"In that case, I'll go to the kitchen and cook you a pot of clear heart soup," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "and by the way, I'll roast a few skewers of kidneys to replenish myself."

Chapter 697 Gan Yu and Li Xingshan stole in the kitchen...

When Gan Yu heard this, his face turned red again, and he said coquettishly: "You... do you still want to make up for it? Now I can't bear it anymore."

"Then you still have to deal with your junior sister?" Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Besides, you have just started now and have little experience. In the future, you will have more and more experience. With your strength, I am afraid I can't bear it. .”

Gan Yu stretched out his hands towards Li Xingshan and said, "I want to sleep for a while, please help me get dressed."

Although she looks weak, she is actually soft on the outside and strong on the inside. She has not done this kind of thing for a long time. The last time she acted like a baby was when she was with Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng. It was just a daze. But it was already thousands of years ago.

Li Xingshan smiled helplessly, picked up the clothes and helped Gan Yu put them on.

Of course, Gan Yu's clothes were quite inconvenient for her to wear by herself, let alone having others help her wear them. When Li Xingshan "took action", he inevitably raised and lowered his hands, making Gan Yu giggle.

When her fingers occasionally touched some places, she couldn't help but bite her lip.

If there wasn't someone waiting in the living room, Li Xingshan would have done the same morning exercise as Shen He.

In the room, of course.

The two played around for a while, and then Li Xingshan finally helped Gan Yu get dressed.

"I'm so hungry..." Gan Yu rubbed his flat but still slightly fleshy belly and said, "Can you go eat something first?"

"There's really nothing I can do about you..." Li Xingshan smiled fondly: "I'll make some side dishes to fill my stomach first, and then make lunch."

"Um!"

............

However, Gan Yu was not the only one who was hungry. Ying and Paimeng had already eaten all the snacks in the living room for guests.

But for something like dim sum, it's okay to whet my tongue, but I'm still not very hungry after all.

"Why hasn't lunch come yet..." Paimon suddenly shook his head and said, "No, why hasn't Brother Li come yet?"

"It's indeed been a long time," Ying Ye said with some confusion, "It's just calling someone, it shouldn't take that long."

"Let's do this," Paimon suddenly whispered, "I'll go look outside."

"Not too bad," Ying said hesitantly: "This is someone else's mansion after all. It might be a little impolite to walk around."

"It doesn't matter, I'm flying, not walking around," Paimon comforted himself: "If I get caught, I... I'll just say I'm looking for the bathroom."

"What!" Ying suddenly showed a somewhat surprised expression.

"You...what's that expression on your face?" Pamon asked curiously.

"I just don't know..." Ying looked at Paimon up and down and said, "So, do you still need to go to the toilet?"

"Not... rude!" Paimon's little face turned red with anger: "Of course it is necessary!"

After that, the little guy flew out without looking back.

"I hope you won't be discovered..." Ying secretly prayed in her heart.

However, as soon as he walked out of the door, Paimon, who was originally full of confidence, was immediately discouraged.

Because this mansion is really too big!

You can imagine how difficult it is to find someone in such a large mansion.

"Wait, what is this smell..." Suddenly, Paimon sniffed and murmured: "It smells so good! It's coming from over there!"

Finding people may be a little difficult for Paimon, but when it comes to finding treats, she has a nose as good as a hound's.

After a while, she followed the smell and found the kitchen. The little guy flew over cautiously and stood at the door, ready to see what delicious food the people inside were cooking.

But what happened next shocked Paimon for a hundred years.

I saw Li Xingshan passionately kissing a slim blue-haired woman!

Not only that, while he was kissing the girl, he was also waving the spatula in his hand without any delay!

Needless to say, it is naturally Li Xingshan and Gan Yu.

After a while, the two of them let go. Li Xingshan said helplessly: "Gan Yu, isn't it a bit bad for us to eat secretly behind her back like this?"

"It's better if we don't let her know," Gan Yu said softly, "Besides, she usually focuses on cultivation and won't care."

The "she" in the two people's mouths naturally refers to Shen He, but Paimon outside the window naturally cannot tell whether "TA" is a boy or a girl based on the pronunciation of this word.

In fact, with the strength of the two of them, it was impossible not to hear the footsteps so close. However, Paimon was flying and the sound was very small. In addition, the two of them were in a "concentrated" state, so they did not realize it at all. , there was actually a third "person" outside the window.

If Paimon could be considered human.

Seeing this astonishing scene, Paimon didn't bother looking for something to eat. He quickly flew towards the original path and broke into the living room.

Seeing Paimon's panicked look, Ying quickly asked, "What happened? Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"

"Jane... it's even more incredible than seeing a ghost!" Paimeng's face turned red as he said, "I... I saw Brother Li and Gan Yu, they were... making out in the kitchen. !”

"What?" Ying said in surprise: "Are you...are you sure it's Lord Gan Yu? We haven't seen her, have we?"

"I...I heard Brother Li calling her name!" Paimeng said with conviction: "Moreover, that woman has horns on her head, which is consistent with the description of Gan Yu in the legend."

"But, didn't Zhongli just say that Master Gan Yu just got married yesterday?" Ying said at a loss, "So, are the two of them secretly..."

"Stealing the sun?" Paimeng added what he didn't dare to say.

"Shh!" Ying quickly covered Paimon's mouth and said: "Before you figure out the truth, it's better not to make random guesses. Moreover, if what you said is true, then this matter should not be made public. !”

With Gan Yu's status, if he and Paimon knew about this "scandal", they might be silenced.

Just when the two of them were nervous, the door of the living room suddenly opened, and they saw a tall, sweaty, silver-haired girl. She squinted her eyes slightly, looked at the two of them, and said: "I just said how did you hear it?" Is there anyone talking here? Who are you?"

"I...we are here to visit Master Gan Yu!" Ying quickly explained: "We have always been here, never left!"

"Yes, yes!" Paimon also said: "I didn't go to the kitchen either... Uh!"

Perhaps realizing that he had made a mistake, the little guy quickly covered his mouth.

"So you are a guest?" The woman said calmly: "Don't be nervous, I am Gan Yu's junior sister, you can just call me Shen He."

Chapter 698 The Eve of Travel

Why did a junior sister appear again?

Ying and Paimeng looked at each other and exchanged a look. The two of them had an excellent tacit understanding and immediately understood what the other meant, that is... don't say anything!

Seeing the strange looks on the two people's faces, Shen He couldn't help but wonder: "Why do you two look a bit...sneaky?"

She always spoke straightforwardly, but she didn't expect that it suddenly touched the minds of the two of them. Just when Ying and Paimon were extremely nervous, the door of the living room opened again.

But this time, it was Gan Yu who walked in!

There was still a trace of blush on her face. After seeing the two of them, she smiled and said, "You two must be my little guests who came to visit me, right?"

Ying and Paimon didn't dare to say anything, so they nodded together.

If she hadn't listened to Paimon, how could she have dared to believe that such a dignified and beautiful woman would actually do some stupid things with the cook at home.

However, when I think that Li Xingshan does have a charm that is different from ordinary people, it seems somewhat understandable.

"Senior sister, you got up really early," Shen He narrowed his eyes and said, "Where is your husband?"

When Gan Yu heard this, his face immediately turned a little red, and he hesitated: "No... I don't know, he... he went out early in the morning."

She was extremely thin-skinned, so it was naturally impossible for her to tell Shen He that she had just had **** with Li Xingshan in the kitchen.

When Ying and Paimeng heard this sentence, it further convinced them of their guess.

Gan Yu actually took advantage of her husband to go out and have an affair with the cook at home! And that cook is actually Li Xingshan!

This... is huge news!

No, there is absolutely no way this matter will become news. If it does become news, he and Paimon might have been thrown into an iron bucket filled with cement and thrown into Liyue Port, let alone looking for his brother. In the sea water.

"This guy..." Shen He muttered a few words in a low voice and said, "Forget it, ignore him, I want to take a shower first."

After that, she ignored the two guests, opened the door and walked out.

"Um, please don't mind," Gan Yu said with some embarrassment: "As a junior sister, I have never had a very good temper. Last time, two young people made rude remarks to her, and she immediately removed two of them. Arm...but don’t worry, she still listens to my words.”

Upon hearing this, Ying and Paimon's expressions immediately darkened a bit.

Is this... a threat to myself? If you dare to talk nonsense, will you send your junior sister to destroy us two?

"And..." Gan Yu said with a slight blush on his face: "As for my marriage, please don't let it out casually, please."

Ying and Paimon immediately nodded their heads like a garlic stick turned into sperm.

If you dare to say no, I'm afraid you won't even be able to get out today.