Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

[So, you have the third wedding in your life, which is more grand than the previous two. Of course, after the wedding, when you and the bride who has never met appear in the same room, the atmosphere will change. It’s also more embarrassing than the previous two times]

【Entering somatosensory mode】

[Task requirement: Do what a man should do]

By North!

What the **** is a man supposed to do?

Can't the conditions be more specific when your system assigns tasks?

[Don’t act like you don’t understand at all]

[Okay, the mission requirement is to get one blood one by one]

I'll just treat you as being more precise, okay?

Although he kept complaining in his heart, Li Xingshan, a veteran driver, naturally knew what this mission meant.

That is, let the girl sitting in front of him, whom he met for the first time (at least in this simulator), hand over his most precious thing.

Chapter 842 Kamisato Ayaka’s hint

Kamisato Ayaka.

To be honest, Li Xingshan had already met her, of course, not in reality, but in a previous simulator.

However, Li Xingshan knew in his heart that even the same person in different simulators, including the one in reality, had completely different and independent existences.

This can be distinguished in a very simple way.

There are three identical plastic wraps in three different parallel worlds. They are as thin as cicada wings and almost transparent, protecting the fresh and delicious fruits in the plastic wrap. But they do not affect each other. Even if Li Xingshan tears open one of the plastic wraps and tastes the food hidden inside, the other two plastic wraps will still be as new as ever.

As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus once said: "You cannot step into the same river twice."

The same plastic wrap cannot be torn twice.

Therefore, even though Li Xingshan has a close relationship with Kamisato Ayaka in the previous simulator, the Kamisato Ayaka in front of her is still a completely unfamiliar and fresh girl to her.

She looked into Li Xingshan's eyes, but did not speak. She didn't know whether it was because of shyness or the unique reserve of a lady.

"Sorry..." Li Xingshan did not choose to get closer, but kept a distance that made girls feel relatively safe, and said softly: "I'm afraid it's not a good thing to be forced to marry someone you don't like at all. Something to be happy about.”

"Forced?" Kamisato Ayaka smiled and said, "No, you underestimate your brother too much. He has never forced me to do anything, of course, including our marriage."

It seems that the personalities of Kamisato Ayato in different simulators are quite different. At least here, he is indeed a good brother.

Li Xingshan was a little confused and said: "Then... why did you agree to marry me? Maybe I am a **** who is interested in sex, or maybe I am an ugly guy with ugly appearance..."

"Don't worry about this. Before I met you, my brother had already shown me your portrait." Kamisato Ayaka covered her mouth and smiled: "Although he is not as beautiful as a crown jewel, he is still quite handsome." It’s pleasing to the eye.”

It turns out that I am the chosen one!

Thinking about it, Kamisato Ayato proposed marriage because he had discussed it with his sister in advance and only decided to do so after getting her sister's tacit approval.

"Yes...really?" Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders, but with a smirk on his face, he said: "Did you know? In fact, before meeting your brother, the Hiiragi family also proposed Request for marriage."

Most women have a tendency to gossip, and even Kamisato Ayaka is not immune to this. When Li Xingshan said this, she couldn't help but be curious: "Is it Miss Chisato Hiiragi you are talking about? She is indeed ...a gentle and virtuous woman.”

"Yes, Shinsuke Hiiragi insisted on inviting me to dinner that day, and even brought his own daughter with him. The hint could not have been more obvious," Li Xingshan said in a pretentious manner: "But later on, I still chose you."

"Why...why?" Kamisato Ayaka blushed slightly and said, "You obviously have never seen me at all."

After all, although Hiiragi Qianri is not as beautiful as him, she is still a rare beauty. Li Xingshan would give up Hiiragi Qianri, who is easily available, and choose himself who he has never met. Is it really because of fate?

"Who said I haven't seen you?" Like magic, Li Xingshan pulled out a photo from his sleeve and said with a smile, "Look, who is this?"

Kamisato Ayaka looked closely and saw that it was actually a photo. In the photo, a silver-haired girl was sitting in the atrium, wearing a rather cool yukata, eating watermelon.

Needless to say, that girl was none other than Kamisato Ayaka, but her cute appearance of barefoot, holding a watermelon and munching on it was completely different from her usual ladylike appearance.

"No...don't look at it!" Kamisato Ayaka's face turned red. She stood up and grabbed the photo in her hand, saying, "Where did you get this?"

"I asked a little raccoon cat to secretly take photos for me," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "But don't blame her, because I threatened her that if she didn't help, I would disband the final series."

"That girl Hayao..." Kamisato Ayaka was not angry, but said shyly: "This look is really... so rude..."

"I think it's very cute," Li Xingshan said, "It's just because I saw this photo that I decided to choose you."

"Because... I'm more beautiful?" Kamisato Ayaka asked a little embarrassed.

"No, because I also like to eat watermelon," Li Xingshan stretched and yawned: "It's getting late and it's time to rest. I'm going to sleep in another room."

Seeing that Li Xingshan was about to leave, Kamisato Ayaka was a little confused and said: "Wait a minute, you mean...you won't be with me tonight..."

After all, she has received aristocratic education since she was a child, and there are some words that she is simply embarrassed to say.

"You also know that this is just a political marriage," Li Xingshan nodded: "I mean... I don't want to force you, if you don't want to..."

Kamisato Ayaka lowered her head and muttered in a low voice: "I... of course I don't want to do that kind of thing, but... since it is a political marriage, it naturally needs to be consolidated by breeding offspring. , I repeat, I am not interested in that kind of thing at all, it’s just..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense..." Li Xingshan stretched out his hands directly, pressed the shoulders of Kamisato Linghua, looked into her eyes, and said word by word: "You just need to tell me, what do you want? Still don’t want to.”

Kamisato Ayaka's eyes dodge for a while, but she finally nodded.

"Don't use actions to answer my question," Li Xingshan teased, "I want you to say it."

"It's... annoying! Do you have to let people say it?" Kamisato Ayaka finally gave up and said loudly: "I want to!"

"Isn't that enough?" Li Xingshan directly hugged Kamisato Ayaka and said with a smile, "Here comes the little flying stick!"

Li Xingshan had already understood this trick of playing hard to get.

Who knows, just as Li Xingshan threw Kamisato Ayaka on the bed, the cabinet in the room suddenly shook. Before he could react, he heard a "pop" sound, but the cabinet door suddenly opened and squeezed out. Three women.

"Yomiya, Miss Kujo, and A-nin?" Looking at the three women, Kamisato Ayaka couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Why are you here?"

"Of course we are here to help," Xiao Gong blinked and said with a smile, "Believe us, you will never be able to deal with him alone."

Chapter 843 Kamisato Ayaka’s Dog

Obviously, these three women have exchanged experiences before.

"That's right, the eldest lady of the Kamisato family," Kujo Sora said expressionlessly: "As a warrior, I can probably handle it alone. Your body is too delicate. If you let him do whatever he wants, you The next half month will probably be a little uncomfortable."

Before Kamisato Ayaka spoke, Xiao Gong frowned slightly and said, "Sora, are you sure you can handle it alone? Then why did you ask me to help you last time?"

"What?" Jiu Qinren glared and said, "You two were with Ashan... ahem, why didn't I know about this?"

"Oops, I accidentally let it slip..." Xiao Gong stuck out his tongue, trying to get through, and said casually: "It's okay, A-Ren, I didn't tell Shan Luo about the last time we dealt with my husband together. ..."

"Oh?" Kujo Sora said with his hands on his hips, "Now, I understand."

"I'm sorry!" Xiao Gong said with an embarrassed look on his face: "I didn't hide it from you on purpose. You... won't be angry, right?"

Kujo Sora and Kuki Shinobu looked at each other, and the two men, who were serious about words, smiled in unison.

"You...why are you laughing?" Xiao Gong tilted his head in confusion.

"Actually, the two of us have worked together, many times," Kuki shrugged, "Of course, I never told you."

"you!"

Xiao Gong puffed up his cheeks in anger, but he was also a little unreasonable, so he had no choice but to say: "Really, if I had known why it was so troublesome, we might as well have come together."

Okay, how about you three playing permutations and combinations here?

Three best friends create four groups, right?

"You... please wait for me! Thank you for your concern..."

Finally, Ayaka Kamisato, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke, her face turned red and she bit her lip and said: "But, this... this is my wedding night, I... .I want to have it all to myself.”

"Oh, Miss Kamisato is so cute!" The expression on Xiaogong's face was as if he saw a Persian cat that was usually elegant and aloof, and suddenly one day showed its belly to him like a baby, smiling. He said: "I thought the same thing the night Ashan and I got married, but guess what? That big tree was about to flatten my back."

"Wait, did I hear you correctly? Tree?" Kamisato Ayaka felt that her outlook on life had been greatly impacted: "Why is there a tree in the wedding room?"

"Uh...because we are not in the room..." Xiao Gong poked two of his fingers and said a little embarrassedly: "You know, not everyone likes to be in the room. to do that."

"Oh my God..." Jiu Qi Ren couldn't help rubbing his forehead and said, "Do you have any more outrageous experiences?"

"Of course," Kujo Sora said calmly: "For example, in a men's restroom in a wild place, there are still fireworks outside."

"Do you do that kind of thing while setting off fireworks? I know that feeling!" Xiao Gong's face showed an expression of longing. Suddenly, she seemed to have thought of something and murmured: "But, I remember Every time when fireworks are set off, Ashan is with me..."

"Well, stop talking!"

Li Xingshan quickly interrupted the conversation between the three women and said helplessly: "We will have many opportunities to discuss each other in the future, let's forget about it tonight, I'm afraid Linghua will be embarrassed."

"That's right," Kamisato Ayaka also nodded and said, "I think I should be able to handle it."

"Well, since you said so, of course we respect your choice." Xiaogong naturally would not choose to stalk, but smiled slightly and said: "The three of us are playing mahjong next door, if anything happens , you can call us at any time.”

"Playing mahjong?" Li Xingshan asked with some confusion: "How can three people play?"

Yes, there is also a table game called "Mahjong" in Teyvat, which originated in Liyue and was later introduced to Daozuma. Although the rules have been changed several times, generally speaking, the four-person gameplay is still maintained.

"That's the new rule I learned when I was studying abroad in Liyue," Jiu Qiren turned around and left with the two little sisters: "It's called Ka Wuxing."

"A zebra, quite versatile..." Li Xingshan couldn't help but complain, then turned to look at Kamisato Ayaka, and said with a bad smile: "Miss Kamisato, before the official start , do you want to play a game?"

"What...what game?" The inexperienced Kamisato Ayaka was completely led by Li Xingshan.

"The name of the game is..." Li Xingshan narrowed his eyes and said, "Kamizato Ayaka's dog."

............

"Thirty thousand."

"bump!"

In the next room, Yonomiya, Kujo Sora and Kuki Shinobu have actually set up a mahjong table. Obviously, they are very confident that Kamisato Ayaka will seek their help tonight.

After a while, a sound of barking came from Li Xingshan's room.

"He is learning more and more," Xiao Gong said with a slight blush on his face, "They must be playing the 'dog game' now."

"Dog game?" Kuki Shinobu frowned and said, "When he played this with me, he didn't say the name, but 'Where's the peanut butter'?"

"What you are talking about is that..." Kujo Sora, who had always kept his emotions and anger a secret, now had a blush on his face: "Smear peanut butter on your body, and then let the blindfolded A game where the 'dog' goes to lick the food?"

It was obvious which "dog" she was talking about.

"So..." Shinobi Kuki pretended not to care much and said casually: "Where do you put the peanut butter every time?"

"Of course it's on the mouth," Xiao Gong said with a matter-of-fact expression on his face, "Otherwise, where else could it be applied?"

Hearing Yonomiya's innocent answer with a hint of simplicity, Kuki Shinobu and Kujo Sora looked at each other and smiled again.

"You...why are you laughing!" Xiao Gong bit his lip and said, "Otherwise, where else could it be applied?"

Kujo Sora calmly puffed out his chest, and that unscientific arc attracted the attention of both Yonomiya and Kuki Shinobi subconsciously.

"Sorry, I have no comment, but in my case, the name of this game is..." Kujo Sora said lightly: "Hungry puppy."

There is no need for extra words to describe it. Xiaomiya and Kuki Shinobu can probably guess the scene of a puppy lying in the arms of its "mother" and feasting.

Not to mention Li Xingshan, even the two of them wanted to try it.

Chapter 844 The Taste of Peanut Butter

"It turns out...it can still be applied there..."

Xiao Gong seemed to have opened the door to a new world and murmured: "Next time... I will give it a try..."

"It's your turn," Kujo Sora glanced at Kuki Shinobi and said, "Where do you put your words?"

"Sorry, I don't like to be passive," Jiu Qiren shook his head and said, "He is the one who gets painted here."

"Did you apply it on...Ashan?" Xiao Gong said thoughtfully, "I wonder where it was applied?"

"Want to try it? It's very simple." Kuki Shinobu picked up a Fontaine bread stick from the table next to him, spread some peanut butter on it, handed it to Xiao Gong, and said, "That's pretty much it. Well, of course...if it’s Ashan, a little salad dressing will be added at the end.”

Xiaomiya has a simple character, and for a moment he didn't know what Kuqi Ren's words meant, but he actually took the bread stick and chewed it twice before he realized it, his face turned red and he said: "How... ..How can you apply it on a place like that!”

"Oh?" Kujo Sora said calmly: "You have been married for so long, haven't you ever eaten it?"

"Eat...I have eaten it before..." Xiao Gong scratched his cheek and said: "But, there is no seasoning. In other words...normal people will not Add more spices!”

"Maybe it's because my taste is relatively bland," Jiu Qiren shook his head and said, "If I eat it alone, it seems to taste a bit salty."

"This is something I haven't thought of. I might give it a try next time," Kujo Sora said seriously, "However, I prefer spicy food, so why not add some chili sauce."