Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"That's right..." Kujo Sera nodded thoughtfully and said, "So, how long will it take for me to have a child of my own?"

It seems that the naive Kujo Sanra thought that as long as he did that kind of thing, there would definitely be a child, which was no better than those simple girls who believed that they would get pregnant by kissing.

"Let me give you an analogy," Li Xingshan said helplessly: "This matter is just like archery. It is inevitable that the target will miss..."

"Missed the target?" Kujo Sanra shook his head and said seriously: "How can it be possible to miss the target in something like archery?"

Chapter 939: Don’t rest until you hit the arrow

Indeed, for Kujo Sanra, it is indeed an "unbelievable" thing for an arrow to miss the target.

Li Xingshan said sincerely that he really hit the hole of her gun, so he said helplessly: "There is still a difference here. When you shoot, the target is visible, but when I 'shoot', the target is invisible." , it just depends on luck, if you are lucky, you may be able to hit the target in one shot, but if you are not lucky, you may miss it in succession.”

"You can't even handle this..." Kujo Sanra frowned and said, "Waste."

This can't be blamed on her being harsh. She has received strict training from the Nine Principles of Piety to cultivate elite warriors since she was a child. She has always believed that as long as you put in the effort, you will be rewarded. If you shoot thousands of arrows, you will naturally hit the target with perfect accuracy. , naturally wielding the blade like the wind.

So of course she couldn't accept Li Xingshan's theory of "missing the shot".

"If this thing could be successful every time, then the rice wife would have been overcrowded a long time ago," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "Don't worry, as long as you try a few more times, as long as you shoot enough arrows, even the poorest archers can People, sooner or later, will catch a blind cat and encounter a dead mouse, and they will get hit last time."

After all, Kujo Sora didn't understand that aspect of things. Although she was a little doubtful about Li Xingshan's words, she could only nod in acquiescence. She lay down again, closed her eyes, bit her lips and said, "Then... ..Then hurry up.”

Seeing her look like she was a little scared, Li Xingshan asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm being patient," Kujo Sanora replied: "Although the Tengu clan is strong, their ability to tolerate pain is no better than that of humans."

Hearing this, Li Xingshan couldn't help but laugh out loud. The silly dog ​​thought that every time it would hurt like the first time.

"What's so funny?" Kujo Sera said angrily, "It's not you who's in pain, so of course you don't care."

"Don't worry," Li Xingshan suppressed his smile and said, "It only hurts the first time, and it won't hurt again."

"Really...really?" When Kujo Sora heard this, his face immediately showed an expression that seemed to be relieved.

"You'll know if you try it," Li Xingshan patted her back and said, "Turn around."

"Why do you have to turn around?" Kujo Sora, who had always been taciturn, seemed to have turned into a curious baby today, asking questions one after another: "Isn't the posture just now good?"

Li Xingshan nodded and said, "Think about it, if you were asked to shoot an arrow blindfolded and the first arrow didn't hit the target, what would you do?"

Kujo Sora said casually: "Of course we should change the direction..."

Having said this, she immediately understood. Indeed, if the posture is different, the direction of the "arrow" will naturally change. If the arrow is shot in a different posture, the probability of hitting is indeed higher.

Kujou Sanluo nodded as if he understood, turned around with some hesitation, and lay down. Before she was ready, Li Xingshan was already on edge and began to output like a violent storm.

It wasn't until the sky outside the house became bright and bright that the battle between the two finally stopped.

However, the Tengu clan's physical strength is indeed amazing. Li Xingshan has been exhaling more energy and less inhaling it, but Kujo Sora still looks like nothing has happened.

"Is this... okay?"

Unknowingly, Kujo Sanra had snuggled up to Li Xingshan. As a member of the Tengu clan, she still instinctively worshiped the "strong" in her bones, and Li Xingshan's performance last night indeed proved that he had this qualifications.

"It should be... it should be fine..." Li Xingshan enjoyed a nap after the battle and said: "With so many different postures, let alone blindfolded, even with hands tied, I should be able to shoot. ...But aren’t you tired at all?”

"Somehow... I'm still a little tired," Kujo Sora said proudly, "It's because I've been weak these past few days. If it's normal, it won't matter at all."

"Eh?" Li Xingshan wondered: "Why have you been weak these past few days?"

"Women of the Tengu clan, like humans, have inconvenient days every...month." Kujo Sora showed a rare shy expression and said, "Yesterday was my last day, and today is my last day." Naturally, some of it has not yet recovered.”

When Li Xingshan heard this, his expression immediately changed a bit.

Good guys, seven in the front and eight in the back, this is the safest time for you.

This is a fart shot. You have removed the target and you are still letting Xia Ji shoot eight shots.

Seemingly seeing something different in Li Xingshan's expression, Kujo Sanluo frowned slightly and said, "Is there any problem?"

Li Xingshan thought to himself, of course, if he answered truthfully, saying that all his work last night was in vain, he would definitely not give up with Kujo Sora's character, so he had no choice but to say bravely: "No...it's no problem, thank you for your hard work." Now, just have a good rest these days."

"No," however, Kujo Sora shook his head and said, "You can't rest until you actually hit the arrow. Tonight...continue."

Li Xingshan really wanted to tell Kujo Sanluo that in the next seven or eight days, no matter how hard he tried, the probability would be slim. But looking at the other party's extremely determined eyes, he could only nod his head without tears.

[Exit somatosensory mode]

【Enter text mode】

[Complete the mission: Let Kujo Takayuki receive the punishment he deserves]

[Get Skill Reward: Anti-Jian Technique]

[Effect: It can create a gap between the two designated targets and make them suspicious of each other. The worse the relationship between the targets, the lower the mental attributes and the higher the success rate]

It's another weird skill, but the more weird it is, the more effective it is at critical moments.

Let’s just say it’s better than nothing.

[33 years old: After unremitting "efforts", Kujo Sora finally became pregnant and gave birth to a healthy boy the following year. Kujo Takayuki is naturally very satisfied with the emergence of a successor. After all, this means that the surname "Kujo" can continue to be passed down]

[However, perhaps because there is no blood relationship, Kujo Takayuki does not seem to have any extra affection for this grandson. In other words, even if he is a descendant with a blood relationship, given his character, he will probably not invest any extra affection. For him, heirs are just tools for family inheritance]

[And General Raiden, as promised, attended the full moon banquet between you and Kujo Sora's son. However, at this time, Kujo Sora's "interest" in General Raiden seems to have weakened a lot. For now For her, the swaddled baby is the most important existence]

Chapter 940 Father is more valuable than son

[General Raiden named your and Kujo Sora's child "Oga". As soon as he was born, he became the focus of your family. In addition to you and Kujo Sora's parents, Guobeng, as the "aunt" , and also quite fond of this "nephew"]

[You can understand the mood of the collapse of the country. Your secret relationship has lasted for more than ten years. She also wanted to give birth to an heir for you, and even blatantly took off your raincoat several times, but it seemed like God's will. Foolishly, no matter how common sense she was, she didn’t have a baby. Even if she went to see a doctor, she couldn’t find the reason at all]

[As for you and Kujo Sora, you had a child in just over a year, so Guobeng dedicated your "maternal love" to Xiao Yuga]

[34 years old: With the son named by the general himself, as a son-in-law who stepped in, you have also gained a firm foothold in the Kujo family, which has always made you skeptical. Kujo’s filial piety, I finally let down my guard and truly regard you as a member of the Kujo family]

[In the same year, the Kujo family announced that their second young master, Kujo Kamaharu, had died due to a serious illness. A few months later, news came from the front line that Kujo Masahito died in a battle with the rebels]

[Of course, when these news were sent out, the bones of the brothers were probably almost degraded underground. These news were just to give an explanation to outsiders. In fact, the news of the brothers’ death was not only Within the Kujo family, even some senior officials from the other two families already know about it]

[But now, a new successor has appeared. The death of the Kujo brothers did not cause any waves. They probably did not expect that after fighting openly and secretly for a lifetime, the position of the head of the family was inexplicably given to a person without any blood of the Kujo family. outsider】

[35 years old: Kujo Takayuki completely retreats behind the scenes and leaves the Kujo family to you and Kujo Sora. Of course, it is impossible for this old fox to delegate power so easily. In fact, the three most powerful family elders in the Kujo family , still under the control of Kujo Takayuki, these three old people, who combined are more than 200 years old, are still the core of power of the Kujo family]

[However, this matter is not difficult for you. Everyone has their own weaknesses and weaknesses, and how to overcome them is what you are best at]

[36 years old: If you are a rich man, you will corrupt him with money, and you will smash him in the face. The greedy family elder, you will give him a young woman of platinum and gold, so that he can grow old and rejuvenate. For those of you who like elegance, send me the calligraphy and painting calligraphy books you collected, including many treasures from Liyue]

[37 years old: In just two years, the three elders have been completely penetrated by you, and you already have many handles on them. After everything is under your complete control, you finally start to prepare for the final step. plan】

[In the same year, Kujo Takayuki celebrated his seventieth birthday. Because he began to be ill, he did not invite outsiders and just held a birthday party within the family.]

【Entering somatosensory mode】

[Mission goal: Revenge against Kujo Takayuki, rewards will be given based on the success of the revenge]

How successful is revenge?

Does it refer to the intensity of Kujo Takayuki's reaction after taking revenge?

This mission goal made Li Xingshan quite interesting.

When he opened his eyes again, he had already appeared in a banquet. It was a medium-sized banquet. As the birthday boy, Kujo Takayuki was naturally sitting high upright. On either side were the Kujo family members. The important ministers, Li Xingshan, his wife and three family elders, naturally sat closest to the main seat.

At this time, his beard and hair were all white. The root of the disease left in his youth gradually showed its shortcomings as he got older. Coupled with the pain of losing his son a few years ago, he looked like an eight-year-old. An old man over ten years old.

However, his vitality is very tenacious. It is no wonder that in order to extend his life, he has collected countless precious medicinal materials and recruited many doctors with superb medical skills to accompany him.

Since ancient times, it is not unreasonable that most people with long life are rich and wealthy. Even if "birth, old age, sickness and death" are the only fair things in the world, some people can also "cheat" with money and power.

At this time, in the center of the hall, a boy of about four years old was holding a bamboo sword and performing kendo in a precise manner.

He is none other than Kujo Oga, the son of Li Xingshan and Kujo Sanra. There is no doubt that this porcelain doll-like boy has perfectly inherited all the advantages of their genes. Although he is still young, his swordsmanship is already quite impressive. The audience around him also applauded.

"Stop." However, Kujo Takayuki waved his hand in a hoarse voice and said: "Oga, come here."

Although Kujo Takayuki is Xiao Yuga's grandfather, there is no blood relationship between the two, and they don't have much communication. Faced with his grandfather's call, Yuga seemed a little flattered, but he still walked up to Kujo Takayuki obediently.

Just when everyone thought that Kujo Takayuki would praise his grandson next, all they heard was a crisp sound. Kujo Takayuki had already slapped Oga in the face. The four-year-old child immediately fell down. On the ground, blood also flowed from his mouth and nose. I wanted to cry for a moment, but I didn't dare to shed tears.

The originally lively banquet immediately became extremely quiet.

"There are two mistakes in such a simple swordsmanship. How can such a fool inherit the position of the future head of the family..." Kujo Takayuki said with a gloomy face: "It is a waste of the blood of the Tengu clan."

Everyone's expressions were very nervous, especially Kujo Sora. Seeing her son's aggrieved look, she seemed to be heartbroken. She quickly stepped forward, took Yuga's hand, and walked back with her head lowered.

"Dad, mother..." Xiao Yujia bit her lip and said, "I'm sorry, Yujia... I've embarrassed you."

"You have done a good job," Li Xingshan patted his son on the shoulder and smiled: "Let your mother take you back first. I put your favorite dumpling milk on the table."

After that, he winked at Kujo Sora, and the latter seemed to see something. She glanced at her son, then at the aloof Kujo Takayuki, and sighed helplessly. Then he took Yu Jia's hand and hurriedly left the room.

"I'm sorry, father-in-law, it's me who has slacked off on Yu Jia's training." Li Xingshan walked to the stage, bowed slightly and said, "I made everyone laugh. Next, please enjoy the singing and dancing to change your mood."

Chapter 941: Killing and Punishing the Heart

After hearing this, everyone hurriedly agreed, but in their hearts they couldn't help but admire Li Xingshan.

After all, what Kujo Takayuki just said was obviously to scold his grandson Kujo Goga for not practicing hard, but in fact he was secretly scolding Li Xingshan for having a bad bloodline and wasting Kujo Sora's precious Tengu bloodline.

If it were Kujo Takayuki in the past, he might not be so mean, but since the death of his two sons, his character has become more and more extreme. Coupled with his monopoly position in the family, he has no scruples about his subordinates. As long as they don't like it, they will scold them without mercy.

If the Kujo family is a small kingdom, then Kujo Takayuki is undoubtedly an extremely cruel emperor.

After Li Xingshan finished speaking, he took two steps back and clapped his hands gently. He saw a group of dancers with graceful figures and fluttering clothes, neatly swimming into the hall and dancing to the sound of music.

However, there is no band in the hall. Where does this sound of music come from?

Everyone looked at each other and saw a strange-looking thing placed next to Li Xingshan. The music was coming from the speaker on that thing.

Although the faces of the dancers were covered with veils and their appearance could not be seen clearly, their graceful waists alone had firmly caught the attention of the guests, especially the lead dancer, who had long silver hair that kept pace with the dance. Rotating, elegant and agile, the graceful figure and gorgeous dance immediately became the focus of the entire banquet.

When the music stopped and the dance stopped, everyone still looked like they were still unfinished. If Kujo Takayuki hadn't been sitting in front of him, they might have stood up together and shouted "encore".

Li Xingshan clapped his hands again, but all the dancers immediately understood and sat next to the guests. Each guest was matched with one, and one of them was not more and the other was less. The leading dancer was owed He leaned forward and sat next to Kujo Takayuki.

It is naturally a great thing to have a beautiful woman by your side to accompany and serve you, not to mention that these dancers are all rare beauties. The original serious atmosphere was calmly resolved by Li Xingshan.

"For my father-in-law's birthday, I have prepared three gifts. The first is the song and dance just now," Li Xingshan said, then he patted the instrument next to him that was playing the music and said, "The second is this Fontaine’s custom-made gramophone can preserve beautiful music forever.”

Kujo Takayuki's face looked a little better now. Gifts actually have no meaning to him. Face is the most important thing. He smiled faintly and said, "What about the third one?"

"The third thing," Li Xingshan said with an imperceptible smile, "Here."

I saw the gramophone suddenly turned on, and after a hoarse sound, a man's violent voice and the sound of beating came out: "You say I can't do it! You say I'm useless! What do you mean? ! He is just an abandoned son in the eyes of his father! I... I am the future head of the Kujo family! After I take over! The first... first thing is to send you to Haizhi Island, let...let the resistance forces cut you into pieces!"

After this brief recording ended, the hall immediately became quiet again, because this was the voice of the second son of the Kujo family, Kujo Kamaji, who also passed away.

Kujo Takayuki's face immediately turned extremely dark. He stroked his chest and glared angrily, "What...what's going on?"

"This is what I said five years ago, the day before Kujo Kamaji was killed. That night I invited them to Bai Jinhan for a drink, and he beat up his drunken elder brother for a woman." Li Xingshan said calmly. : "It was after Kujo Masahito heard this recording that he found Kujo Kamaji angrily the next day, and then..."

At this point, Li Xingshan wiped his neck and said with a smile: "I chopped off my own brother's head."

Hearing this, Kujo Takayuki already understood what happened. It turned out that everything that happened five years ago was a scam by Li Xingshan. The death of his two sons was planned by him!

If it were Kujo Takayuki five years ago, he might have raised a knife to chop him down at this time, but now his body is not as good as before, and he is so angry that he can only raise his finger and point at Li Xingshan, but say: No words could come out.

"Oh, by the way, as for your eldest son Kujo Masahito, he did not voluntarily commit seppuku." Li Xingshan put his hand on his lower abdomen again, lightly scratched it, and said with a smile: "I lied to him. He committed seppuku to gain sympathy, and then while he was doing it, he pushed the blade into his stomach and watched as his intestines flowed out to the ground."

Kujo Takayuki's face was as angry as pig liver at this time. The reason why he was so angry was not only because of the death of his two sons, but also because the cause of their death was so shameful that they were killed by a beautiful woman. , having fun with a fishing village hawker.

"puff!"

He suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood and said angrily: "Come here, cut this **** into pieces and chop him into a pulp!"

Li Xingshan smiled and said nothing, and just snapped his fingers. The dancers who were drinking with the guests immediately stopped their smiles, and with lightning speed, they took off their hairpins from their heads and lifted their tips. The blade touched the neck of the guest next to him.

Of course, the three elders did not receive such treatment. They had already been bribed by Li Xingshan.

In fact, most of the other guests supported Li Xingshan, but in order to avoid trouble, Li Xingshan still chose to suppress them all.

In this way, those retainers who want to betray the Nine Principles of Filial Piety but are too embarrassed to speak out can choose to remain silent "with peace of mind".

Kujo Takayuki naturally understood what was going on immediately. He looked at the three most respected family elders who had followed him for decades and murmured: "You...why... ...to betray me..."

"Master, this is not a betrayal." Among them, the oldest and highest-ranking patriarch sighed and said calmly: "Times have changed. We old guys should also give young people more opportunities, veteran minister. I think...it would be better for you to be more decent."

Li Xingshan took two swords, one long and one short, that he had prepared, placed them in front of Kujo Takayuki, and said with a smile: "The long one is the sword that kills Kamaji, and the short one is the sword that kills Kamaji." Zhengren’s knife, if you are willing to commit seppuku, my son-in-law doesn’t mind... I will apologize for your mistake.”