Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

One of the two acted as a black face, and the other acted as a white face. Although it was just a very common tactic, it still managed to scare the ornamental fish.

"Right, how about this," Li Xingshan turned around. Not long after, he took out a small box-like instrument that looked quite delicate and placed it in front of Coral Palace Xinhai. Said: "Lord Coral Palace is well-informed, you should know what this is, right?"

"This is... Fontaine's photo camera?" Coral Palace Xinhai nodded and said, "You... what do you want to do?"

"Of course I will take some photos of Miss Coral Palace and distribute them to the people of Haiji Island," Li Xingshan skillfully pressed the shutter on Coral Palace Xinhai and said with a smile, "so that they know that the goddess and witch has appeared. It's safe now."

At this time, Coral Palace Xinhai had just been torn off a piece of clothing by Li Xingshan. Although it was not undressed, it was far from dignified. If his people saw this embarrassed look, they would inevitably Makes some strange associations.

However, Li Xingshan seemed not to stop there. He took out a short knife and slashed it around Coral Gong Xinhai's body a few times. The clothes on her body immediately became like the scales on a fish. Pieces fell down.

"I am a person who never forgets my roots. I often use some fresh fish to practice my fish dissection skills." Li Xingshan looked at the trembling ornamental fish in front of him with a smirk on his face: "The way you look now, It’s like freshly sliced ​​tuna on the cutting board, it’s really mouth-watering.”

Although Li Xingshan in this simulator is not superb in martial arts, he is quite familiar with this kind of meticulous knife work.

"No...don't look!" Coral Gong Xinhai's face turned red and said, "No...shameless person!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Li Xingshan laughed and kept working on his hands. He clicked and clicked several times again, taking pictures of the entire Coral Palace Heart Sea.

The aloof human goddess and witch is now like a fish that has been stripped of its scales, unreservedly presented in Li Xingshan's lens.

It didn't take long for Li Xingshan to take more than a hundred photos. After washing them, he held them in his hands so that Coral Palace Xinhai could "appreciate" them one by one.

Looking at the "ugly" funds in the photo, Coral Palace bit her lips in shame and murmured: "You...what exactly do you want to do?"

"Didn't I just say that?" Li Xingshan waved the photos in his hand and said with a smile: "I decided to integrate these photos into a photo album and sell them throughout Inazuma, including your Haiji Island. My name is I’ve thought about it, so I’ll call it The Secret of the Miko, what do you think?”

"If you really dare to do this..." Coral Palace Xinhai threatened again: "I...I will really die in front of you."

"Then you can just die," Li Xingshan stared coldly at Coral Palace Xinhai and said, "You don't really think that your death can threaten me. I just don't want to be an enemy of a mad dog. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of mad dogs, and I'll only get a few bites at most. But don't worry, if you really die, I will strip your body naked and hang it at the gate of Inazuma City, so that everyone knows, and The fate of my heavenly leader’s pursuit of disobedience!”

Chapter 946 Miss Coral Palace, you don’t want these photos either...

Coral Palace was frightened and frightened. As a strategist who was good at strategizing, she certainly understood that the most important thing in negotiating was to understand the trump cards of both parties. Now that all of her trump cards had been played, she could only take advantage of them.

To be honest, she is not afraid of death, not to mention that she also knows that the shogunate army will not dare to kill her easily, but if those shameful photos are really spread, not only will her ugly appearance be seen by the entire Inazuma , and more importantly, the living goddess and witch will also become a laughing stock.

This was definitely a huge blow to the morale of the resistance.

If they were a little more cunning, before the two armies started fighting, they would throw out these photos of Coral Palace Xinhai and then laugh at them, which would probably inflict a "50% penalty on the morale of the rebels."

Of course, there may also be a positive buff that "increases excitement value by 30%".

"So, Mr. Coral Palace," Li Xingshan flicked the photos in his hand, and they immediately fell to the ground like snowflakes. He smiled: "You don't want your men to see these photos either."

"Please...please..." Coral Gong Xinhai's face turned red from suppressing it, and he murmured: "Don't do that kind of thing!"

"Are you finally going to negotiate with me calmly?" Li Xingshan then sat in front of Coral Palace Xinhai and said with a smile: "As long as you agree to my request, I will immediately put you back with all your beard and tail intact. .”

Coral Palace Xinhai frowned and said: "If I guessed correctly, you should... want me to declare a truce with the shogunate army."

"You are indeed very smart," Li Xingshan nodded and said, "If this war continues, neither side will get any benefits. I think you should understand this better than me."

The war was a waste of people and money. Coral Palace Xinhai, as the leader, naturally knew very well that the reason why this war could last until now was largely due to the belief of the people of Haiji Island in themselves.

"So, in order to reduce the material pressure, you are so eager to end the battlefield," Li Xingshan seemed to have figured out Coral Palace's inner thoughts, and said: "Otherwise, with your foresight, you would not have fallen into my trap so easily. trap."

It is true that Li Xingshan is not good at military affairs, but he has figured out the human heart.

Coral Palace pondered for a moment, then finally sighed and said helplessly: "I...I promise you."

"Don't worry, I also know your difficulties." Li Xingshan took out the document that he had prepared a long time ago and said: "This is the armistice agreement that I prepared a long time ago. I think you will not agree with some of the conditions above. satisfy."

Coral Gong Xinhai frowned and said, "You tied me up so tightly, how do you want me to see it?"

"The rope that binds the dragon is naturally tighter," Li Xingshan joked, "I'll untie it for you right now."

He is not afraid of any small moves by Coral Palace Xinhai. Not to mention that Kamisato Ayaka is standing by and can take action to protect him at any time. After all, Coral Palace Xinhai is just a strategist, and there is no way he can defeat the shogunate army. Escape from the big tent.

No matter how smart Zhuge Liang is, he can't be like Zhao Zilong.

"Wait a minute, don't... don't touch me." Seeing Li Xingshan's hand reaching out, Coral Sea's heart turned red again and said, "Go out first and let Miss Linghua untie me. , and...at least let me wear some clothes."

This is true, even if the armistice agreement is humiliating and humiliating the country, there is no reason for people to sign it naked.

Li Xingshan nodded, then stood up, winked at Kamisato Ayaka, and then walked out of the tent.

Kamisato Ayaka held the clothes that she had prepared long ago, and while untying Coral Palace's heart, she said: "I know that you must hate us as a couple now, but he always keeps his word, and I guarantee it with my life. You can definitely trust him."

"I don't hate you. As the saying goes, 'A war never tires of deceit.' Not seeing your plan can only show that I am not strong enough." Coral Gong Xinhai sighed and said: "I just don't understand why such an excellent woman like you , will...will marry that despicable and shameless person."

"You know, if it weren't for him, I would have died long ago." Kamisato Ayaka began to tell Coral Palace Xinhai about what happened to her before.

I don't know how long it took before Kamisato Ayaka's voice came from the camp: "Husband, come in."

When Li Xingshan walked into the camp, he saw that Coral Gong Xinhai had already changed his clothes. I wonder if it was his imagination, but the girl in front of him seemed to look at him with less hatred.

During this period of time, Kamisato Ayaka told Coral Palace Xinhai all the things Li Xingshan did for her, which made her view of Li Xingshan slightly change.

"Where is the armistice agreement?" Coral Palace Xinhai whispered: "Let me see it."

Li Xingshan nodded and handed over the armistice agreement. Coral Gong Xinhai stared at it with her eyes widened. After reading it, she asked with confusion: "Why are there so many in the armistice agreement?" A policy that benefits Haiji Island?"

"Now that the country is peaceful and the people are at peace, it is developing rapidly. It is no problem to give you some benefits," Li Xingshan answered truthfully: "I am different from Kujo Takayuki. He is a soldier and only thinks about victory, but I am a businessman. I What I want is a win-win situation.”

"You are indeed... a weirdo." A bitter smile appeared on Coral Gong Xinhai's face: "Now I feel that losing to you is not completely unreasonable."

"But," Li Xingshan picked up the "photo album" in his hand again and said with a smile: "I will put these photos of you in the secret room of the shogunate. If you plan to break the agreement, I will put them in the secret room at the first opportunity." Time, print a million copies of it."

When Coral Gong Xinhai heard this, although he was unwilling to give in, he could only accept his fate and said: "You have to promise me that you will never let the fourth person see these photos."

"Don't worry, I'm still reluctant to show it to others," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "I only take it out occasionally to appreciate it myself."

"That's not okay!" Coral Palace Xinhai said angrily: "Linghua, don't you care about him?"

Although she is a living goddess miko, she is still quite conservative at heart. Naturally, she cannot understand how Ayaka Kamisato, a wife, would allow her husband to admire other women.

"I can't control him," Kamisato Ayaka lightly shrugged her shoulders and smiled: "He may have admired more women in his life than you and I have ever seen."

Chapter 947: Open champagne to celebrate victory!

The words of Kamisato Ayaka surprised Coral Palace Xinhai.

Is your wife's married life so open?

Stunning aquarium fish all year long.

"Okay, that's a happy decision." Li Xingshan watched Coral Palace Xinhai personally sign his name on the armistice agreement, and then he finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'll invite Coral Palace Master tonight. Just stay here for the night, and I will send someone to send you away immediately tomorrow... By the way, there are also those rebels who are ready to rescue you."

"What?" Coral Palace asked in surprise, "Is...someone coming to save me?"

"Yes, those guys who are not afraid of death actually broke in directly," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "But don't worry, I won't hurt them. After all... the war will be over soon. ”

Seeing Li Xingshan and Kamisato Ayaka preparing to leave, Coral Palace Xinhai suddenly said: "Wait...wait a minute!"

"Is there anything else?" Li Xingshan wondered.

"Can you please take off your helmet," Coral Gong Xinhai said seriously, "I want to see clearly what the person who defeated me looks like."

Although Li Xingshan was not masked, the exaggerated antler helmet still blocked most of his face. Coupled with the long beard on his chin, it was indeed difficult to see his appearance clearly.

Li Xingshan smiled helplessly, but still took off his helmet. At this time, he was nearly fifty years old, and he was not as caring as Kamisato Ayaka. Standing with her, he looked more like a father and daughter than a husband and wife. .

However, that mature, steady and confident look has a slightly different charm than those handsome young men.

A blush spread across Coral Palace Xinhai's cheeks, and then he nodded and said, "Your appearance... I've noted it down."

"I think you don't want to see this face again," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Don't worry, if there are no accidents, today should be the last time you see me."

After that, the two people left the camp, and looking at their leaving figures, Coral Palace Xinhai felt an inexplicable feeling of melancholy in his heart.

Could it be... is it because of losing to this man?

Coral Gong Xinhai, who has always been good at giving others clever tips, seems to have encountered a problem that cannot be solved no matter what.

On the other side, as soon as Li Xingshan and Kamisato Ayaka entered the camp, one of their hands began to act dishonest. Before they turned on the light, they took advantage of the darkness and began to roam around their wives' bodies.

Although Kamisato Ayaka is already over forty, but with proper maintenance, she looks even more charming. After giving birth to a child, a certain organ in her body that was originally an ordinary level increased by two in one go, which made Li Xingshan love her. Don't let go.

"You hate it, are you ashamed?" Kamisato Ayaka whispered: "You guy, your eyes just kept wandering around Coral Palace Xinhai. If I hadn't stopped you, you might have really killed me. It’s done.”

"My wife, what are you ashamed of? Besides, that little girl is not as good as you." Li Xingshan said shamelessly: "Coral Palace Xinhai signed the armistice agreement. Isn't this event worthy of a celebration? Open a bottle of champagne?"

"You are talking nonsense again," Kamisato Ayaka said with a helpless smile: "When you are marching and fighting, there is no champagne for you."

Li Xingshan whispered in the ear of Shenli Linghua: "Aren't you the one? I want you to..."

As he spoke, he lit the oil lamp in the tent, but the next scene made the young couple immediately change their expressions.

I saw that the main camp was actually filled with generals who were serving in Tianling. Standing in the middle was Guobeng, as well as the brothers Dojima Ryu and Dojima Tiger. In Guobeng's hand, he was holding a Bottle of champagne, he said with some embarrassment: "I...we know that you signed the armistice agreement, so we are going to celebrate and give you a surprise..."

Even for a person like Li Xingshan, who was as thick-skinned as a corner of a city wall, his cheeks could not help but turn red at this moment. He coughed twice and said, "We will have our own arrangements for the celebration tomorrow...tomorrow." , you...go back and rest early."

When everyone heard this, they immediately dispersed, fearing that if they ran away late, they would be punished for "listening to the boss's private words". In the end, only Guobeng remained.

"I'm not leaving," Guobeng glanced at his brother and sister-in-law who looked embarrassed, and said with a bad smile, "I'll open the champagne with you."

When Kamisato Ayaka heard this, her face turned red again, and she murmured: "Open...what kind of champagne..."

"That's what I'm talking about," Guobeng raised the champagne in his hand and said with a smile, "I bought this from a merchant in the Winter Solstice Kingdom before. I have been hiding it, just waiting to celebrate today."

"Okay, just open it."

Li Xingshan blew out the oil lamp and carried his wife and sister onto the bed amid bursts of laughter.

That night, he opened three bottles of champagne.

[Exit somatosensory mode]

【Enter text mode】

[Complete the mission: Make Coral Palace Xinhai admit defeat]

[Get reward props: Coral Palace Heart Sea’s Secret Photo]

[Effect: A total of one hundred photos of Coral Palace Xinhai are stored in this photo, which can be used as a "chip" in negotiations with Coral Palace Xinhai. Each photo consumed can increase the probability of successful negotiation]

[Introduction: It will only be consumed when used as a prop. It will not be consumed if used normally. Please feel free to reward]

Dry!

Does self-rewarding count as “use”?

This "reward prop" is quite interesting, although it seems to be very limited and can only be used for the character "Coral Palace Heart Sea".

But she is the leader of Haiji Island. In other words, being able to negotiate with her is equivalent to negotiating with the entire Haiji Island. For example, if the content of the negotiation is to "make Haiji Island admit defeat" and it succeeds, Then Li Xingshan should be able to rely on this achievement to openly ask General Thunder to help him break the ring of confusion.

Of course, you might also be able to make some other "weird" requests.

In short, this is a rare good thing, so you must keep it.

[Under your plan, Coral Palace Heart Sea signed an armistice agreement, officially ending the war that had lasted for decades, and finally allowing the relationship between Kaiji Island and the shogunate to ease.]

[This is naturally a unique feat. In addition to you as the leader of heaven, the other two great heroes are Guobeng who went on the expedition with you and killed countless enemies, and the lurking rebels, who deceived the Coral Palace. Kamisato Ayaka, whose heart fell into a trap, was rewarded by General Raiden]

Chapter 948 The Secret of General Thunder

[Because Kamisato Ayaka made amends, she cleared the Kamisato family of the crime of colluding with the Kaiji Island resistance. Not only that, but under your coincidence, the reason for the rebellion that year turned out to be "Kamizato" The Sato family is trying to gain the trust of Hajijima."]

[Therefore, the reward Kamisato Ayaka received not only restored her own noble status, but also successfully rehabilitated her family]

[The reward that Kamisato Ayaka received can be regarded as an exception, but the reward that Kunibeng received is even more beyond your expectations. The reward she received was actually being selected as a closed disciple by General Raiden and having the ability to learn from General Raiden. Swordsmanship Qualifications]

[This reward is not just as simple as being able to learn the unparalleled swordsmanship of General Thunder, but also has a little bit of "improvised" flavor. The inheritance method of Inazuma Raijin has always been passed down from master to disciple, which seems to imply that General Raiden has the intention to train Guobeng as his heir]

[This naturally makes people very surprised. After all, there is actually no intersection between General Leiden and Guobeng. They just met a few times when they came to Bai Jinhan for "inspection"]

[Guobeng Li's military exploits are indeed very impressive, but they are far from the level that can win such a reward. General Thunder seems to have anticipated your doubts. Three days after the reward order was issued, he summoned you alone. Entering the castle tower and having a private meeting]

[Although you have met General Raiden many times, this is the first time for a "formal meeting" like this]

【Entering somatosensory mode】

Li Xingshan stood in front of General Lei Dian's room very obediently and said in a deep voice: "I pay my respects to the General."

"Okay, no need to pretend," however, a lazy voice came from the room, saying: "There is no one else nearby, just come in."

Li Xingshan swallowed. No one else around? Is this a plan to kill people and silence them?

However, he naturally did not dare to disobey the general's order, so he bit the bullet and opened the door.

This is not the first time he has entered General Thunder's boudoir. He has also met General Thunder in other simulators. Of course... the last time was not as harmonious as this time.