Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Finally, after searching everywhere to no avail, he walked into a bedroom that looked like it should be the room of a tavern owner. Judging from the layout style and the cosmetics on the dressing table, it should be the room of a single woman.

It seems that General Thunder was quite thoughtful when designing this huge illusion.

Chapter 1002 Fujitsu Counterfeit Weapon

Although he didn't know which female boss's boudoir this was, the situation was urgent, so Li Xingshan didn't care too much and started searching the room.

However, it is not an easy task to find something that can be used as a "weapon" in a single woman's room. After a search, no results were found. Li Xingshan, who was somewhat uninterested, sat down directly. on the bed.

Wait... There seems to be something underneath me, and it feels a little bit rough.

Li Xingshan didn't think much, stretched out his hand, and actually took out a medium stick from under the quilt.

The reason why it is called a "medium stick" is that it is a little longer than a short stick, but a little shorter than a long stick.

Moreover, the shape of the top of the stick is quite subtle.

Things that appear in a single woman's bed, you don't have to think about them, and you probably know what they are used for.

What's even more exquisite is that this thing actually has a handle. With a slight twist, the rod, which was originally as quiet as a virgin, immediately "buzzed" and vibrated wildly.

Good guy, this is quite powerful.

Li Xingshan is really curious now, who is the woman who can control such a magical weapon?

However, since everything in this virtual world was "created" by General Raiden, why does this thing appear here?

Either, the things here were all "copied and pasted" by General Raiden, or else, even General Raiden himself doesn't know what this thing is.

However, just when Li Xingshan was about to put down this delicate thing, the system prompt suddenly appeared.

[Activate the talent "Knights will not die with bare hands"]

[Knights will not die with bare hands (purple): You can use all items in your hands as weapons and add special effects]

I saw a burst of dazzling flesh-colored light suddenly appearing on the "artifact".

[Get the weapon "Fujitsu Counterfeit Weapon"]

【Fujitsu Counterfeit】

[Grade: B]

[Effects: 1. After pressing the switch, the weapon will vibrate violently, with a certain probability of paralyzing the target hit. 2. Since this weapon is extremely humiliating, there is a certain probability that the target hit will fall into a "shameful" state]

[Introduction: Please follow the instructions and remember to obtain permission first]

Ah this...

Looking at the weapon description in front of him, Li Xingshan's mouth suddenly opened up, as if he could stuff an egg into it.

Can this thing also be used as a weapon?

Don't activate the passive effect of your talent in such a strange place! !

"Hey, what are you doing hiding in there?"

At this moment, the door to the room was suddenly pushed open, and Desiya barged in directly, saying impatiently: "Didn't you say you were looking for weapons? Why did you... Hey, this is ..."

At this time, Li Xingshan was putting the Fujitsu fake weapon on his lap, comparing the size with his little brother. Looking at the girl who suddenly appeared in front of him, he felt immediately embarrassed.

He seemed to be able to understand how Xiao Gong, who was seen naked and drinking milk by him last night, must be feeling.

However, looking at the strange stick in Li Xingshan's hand, Desiya's face showed only a trace of curiosity and said, "What is this?"

"Martial...weapon!"

Li Xingshan said quickly: "This is the weapon I just found!"

Fortunately, the simple Disiya didn't seem to know what the strange top represented. Instead, she took the Fujitsu fake weapon in her hand, played with it, and said with a smile: "Weapon? This thing looks a bit like a nail." I have seen round-headed hammers and blade-headed hammers, but this is the first time I have seen the mushroom-headed hammer. There are no nails or thorns on it, it is just a bare piece. Is it really lethal?"

As an experienced mercenary, Desiya is naturally familiar with all kinds of weapons. When facing enemies wearing heavy armor, it is undoubtedly very stupid to use swords and blunt instruments such as maces. , is the favorite of veteran mercenaries.

However, this was the first time she had seen a "mace" with such a unique shape.

Seeing Di Xiya continuously twirling the tip of the weapon with her hands, Li Xingshan felt a little excited for no reason, and a trace of bad taste flashed deep in his heart.

He took the Fujitsu counterfeit weapon and said with a deep look in his eyes: "Don't underestimate this weapon, it is very powerful."

"Stop bluffing!" Desiya said with disdain: "Even if this thing hits you directly, it shouldn't hurt or itch."

Li Xingshan smiled lightly, and directly hit the Fujitsu fake weapon on Disiya's lower abdomen. Firstly, he moved quickly, and secondly, the opponent didn't even think about dodging. He looked at the strange weapon against his smooth lower abdomen. , Disiya felt an inexplicable shame in her heart.

Strange, why does this happen?

"It's about to begin."

Immediately afterwards, Li Xingshan gently twisted the handle, and a muffled "buzzing" sound was heard. The Fujitsu counterfeit weapon, which was originally as quiet as a virgin, suddenly began to vibrate violently.

Disia had never seen such an object before, and she felt her body vibrate. Even the muscles on her lower abdomen shook like a sieve, creating beautiful ripples.

"How do you feel?" Li Xingshan blinked and said with a smile, "Isn't it awesome?"

"It's not a big deal...it's not harmful..." Although Desiya said this, her voice was already trembling.

That kind of tingling feeling not only did not make Disiya feel any pain, but also gave her an inexplicable sense of comfort, and her whole body seemed to melt.

Are you still being stubborn?

Li Xingshan squinted his eyes, twisted the handle again, increased the power, and heard the "buzz" sound suddenly intensified. Disiya, who was already in a "melting" state, immediately stiffened up and said "Uh. "A muffled groan.

It has to be said that this female mercenary from the desert is indeed very tolerant. If it had been any other girl, she might have been too limp to move.

"I said, what are you two doing secretly without telling me?"

At this moment, A's voice suddenly came. She was leaning against the door frame, looking at the two people playing a strange game with a smile, and said, "I shouldn't have disturbed you two."

When Li Xingshan saw this, he immediately took back the Fujitsu counterfeit weapon. Disiya, who had lost her support, stretched out her hands to support the bed, barely keeping her body from falling immediately.

She was covered in sweat, her eyes were slightly blurred, and she was getting ready to get off the bed.

Chapter 1003 The deflated Disiya

However, this mercenary who has experienced many battles has obviously never encountered such a thing. She has little experience. The moment she got out of the bed, she only felt that her legs were weak and she almost fell off the bed.

Fortunately, A had quick eyes and quick hands, and he held Disiya back.

However, after seeing the situation on the bed, A couldn't help but smile evilly and said: "Tsk, tsk, this bed...why is there so much water?"

Sure enough, I saw that the place where Disiya was sitting had been soaked in a large area. As for the reason, there is no need to say more.

"That...those are sweat!" Desiya's face turned red and she quickly made an excuse: "I...I'll go out and get some fresh air first."

However, looking at the way she limped out of the room, I'm afraid she really needed to digest the "little prank" just now.

Seeing Dixia leave, A raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "I said I heard a strange sound just now. It turns out you are here, playing these strange little games. But, that thing in your hand Son, tut tut..."

"Don't get me wrong!" Li Xingshan quickly explained: "This is really just a weapon!"

"Is it a weapon specially designed to deal with women?" A shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's okay to deceive a simple little girl like Disiya. As for me... she is a well-informed old woman. .”

In her words, she specifically added an accent to the word "老", which made Li Xingshan feel strange and said, "Okay, you look very young."

Although only half of her face was exposed, her smooth white skin and strong and flexible movements made it impossible to look like an old woman.

"By the way..."

Li Xingshan subconsciously took two steps closer to A, stared at the exposed half of her face, frowned slightly and said, "Did I...seem to have seen you somewhere?"

A was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Hey, you are so young, why are you still using such old-fashioned pick-up methods? Do you always use the same rhetoric to every girl?"

Li Xingshan looked embarrassed and said, "I'm serious..."

"Crack!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a sudden sound of weapons clashing outside. Li Xingshan immediately rushed out of the door and said, "Dixiya, what's going on!"

A, on the other hand, still stood there, patted his chest lightly, and said: "Oh, I almost got recognized... Humph, if an ordinary man sees me, he will never see me. I forgot, you guy, you actually said 'I think I've seen her before', I see, it's probably a beauty I've seen... too many."

After that, she walked out calmly.

In the hall of the tavern, Desiya was fighting one against two with two opponents dressed in black. Both of them had their faces covered, but judging from the lines outlined by the tight black clothes, , should be two women.

Of those two people, one was holding a kunai and the other was holding a short sword. Although the martial arts of the two were not as good as that of Desiya, in this small space, the giant stick in Desiya's hand could not be used at all. And the fighting methods of those two people were extremely strange, and they always attacked Disiya's vital points.

Of course, this is not the main reason why Disiya is temporarily at a disadvantage, because she was teased by Li Xingshan with the Fujitsu fake weapon just now. At this time, her legs are still a little weak, and naturally she cannot exert her full potential. strength.

Suddenly, a flash of sword light was seen. A blood mark was drawn on Desiya's wrist, and the giant sword in his hand fell down.

"??!"

Desiya couldn't help but cursed, and simply stopped using the weapon. Instead, she clenched her fists and swung at the two enemies.

They obviously didn't expect that this woman would become even more ferocious after she had no weapons. For a moment, she couldn't dodge, and one of them was hit by a punch. The huge force made both of them groan.

Seeing that Disiya had reversed the situation, but at this moment, a chain suddenly fell from the ceiling and wrapped directly around her wrist. Then, a petite figure jumped down from the beam with great flexibility, using gravity , directly hung up Disiya whose wrists were tied.

The girl looked very young and was wearing a rather cute hoodie with a big tail trailing behind her.

"hateful!"

Disiya, who was hung up, said angrily: "Where did the little civet cat come from to use such conspiracy and tricks to deal with my aunt?"

"It's not a civet cat! It's a raccoon dog!" the girl retorted: "The purpose of fighting is to win. This is not a conspiracy, but a strategy."

"Haayu!"

Li Xingshan, who had just arrived, couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Why is it you?"

Yes, this girl turned out to be Hayao from the final episode. Li Xingshan had met her several times during the time he lived in Kamisato Yashiki.

"Is it you?" Zaoyu tilted his head and said, "It's so troublesome. I encountered an enemy I don't want to deal with."

"Why did you come to participate in such a competition?" Li Xingshan said in confusion: "I thought that a lazy person like you would definitely not be involved in such troublesome things."

"This is not a competition, but an 'assessment'," Zayou said lazily: "In the promotion competition, some members from the final series are inserted. The number of goals solved can be used as the results for the end of the year evaluation."

Is it so curly?

It seems that the other two teammates should also be members of the final episode, and they were able to get weapons not long after the start. Li Xingshan didn't believe it at all if there was no behind-the-scenes operation.

However, the Final Chapter is not an organization designed to fight in the first place. The strength of a single member is not very strong, but if they cooperate with each other, they are also quite difficult opponents. After all, an ordinary three-person team may not be able to do anything to Dixi. An enemy of Ya's strength.

"Hey, is it time to chat now?"

Disiya, who was hanging in the air, shook her body and shouted angrily: "Hurry up and get rid of these three guys, especially that kid, I'm going to blow her civet head off!"

"I already told you that he's not a tanuki..." Zaoyou shook his head and said, "Even if it's the man that the eldest lady likes, I don't intend to let him go. Let's take action."

"So..." Li Xingshan glanced at A next to him and said, "You probably don't plan to take action either."

"Of course," A was already sitting next to the counter, smiling as if he was ready to watch a good show: "Enemies of this level should not be a problem for you at all."

"Don't underestimate our final episode!"

The woman holding a kunai said coldly: "Haoyu, we have to go all out for this year's year-end bonus!"

Chapter 1004 The pattern on the face

"Hey..." Li Xingshan said helplessly: "As a force directly under the command of the society, is it really okay to speak so directly?"

"There's nothing wrong with what Zhencheng said," Hayou also said seriously: "The so-called 'final episode' means 'struggle for the year-end bonus and weekends'."

"How is that possible?" Li Xingshan rubbed his forehead and said, "I'm sorry, but in this assessment, your performance will probably end here."

"Stop talking nonsense!" The girl named Zhencheng directly threw the kunai in her hand towards Li Xingshan and said: "Haoyu, Xiaomei, let's go!"

Without saying a word, Li Xingshan directly caught the kunai that was flying towards him with his fingers and said, "You can't hit me with just this kind of thing..."

"Humph, I fell into a trap!"

Zhencheng sneered and said: "Let me show you the ninjutsu of the final episode... the smoke hidden jutsu!"

As he finished speaking, the tip of the kunai actually broke, and a burst of thick smoke erupted from the crack. Soon, the interior of the not-so-spacious tavern was transformed into chaos, and only white could be seen everywhere. of mist.

"I said, this is not a ninjutsu at all..." Li Xingshan couldn't help complaining: "It's just putting a smoke bomb into a kunai."

"There are no ninjutsus in this world. Have you read too many strange light novels?" In the smoke, Haoyu's voice suddenly came closer and closer: "You are in this smoke, being beaten by us silently. Let’s deal with it…eh?”

Before she finished speaking, she heard a whistling sound, and as a gust of wind swept past, the smoke in the room disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"How... how is it possible?" Xiaomei's face was full of surprise and she said, "Why is there such a strong wind in the room?"