Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

[Comprehensive evaluation: Leader, take the brothers and charge again! 】

[The reward has been sent and can be viewed at any time]

[Please choose one of the three talents "I'm the Elite (Blue, "Mud Legs (Green and "Glory of the Independent Group (Blue as an inherent talent]

Of course I choose [I am an elite player]

[I fight like an elite: When you encounter an opponent stronger than yourself, your combat effectiveness will be improved in a short period of time (this effect can affect surrounding friendly units within a certain range)]

In reality, the final destination in my mind for the martial arts drama is to face General Thunder and Lightning, who is stronger than myself. This talent of becoming stronger when faced with a strong one can be said to be a timely help.

After choosing his talent, Li Xingshan casually opened the system's inventory. Due to being in a hurry, Li Xingshan had forgotten all the blind box rewards several times before.

There is nothing he can do about it. After all, with his current strength, he may not be able to appreciate the rewards from S-level blind boxes, let alone A-level blind boxes.

However, this thing is like a season pass for mobile games. Although the rewards each time are not many, if you save them and take them out together, they are still quite considerable.

However, after opening the inventory, Li Xingshan was shocked.

I saw that the inventory was already crowded with rows of blind boxes, just like those holy relics in the game that have no upgrade value, and you have to melt them for Mora and click them one by one.

Of course, the reason why there are so many is because many of them are low-level blind boxes such as C-level and B-level, which are the kind of things that make people feel a little troublesome to open them one by one.

After all, the contents of these blind boxes include everything, including props, equipment, skills, talents, pets... and other messy things. For Li Xingshan now, they are basically useless.

"My eyes are going to be messed up..." Li Xingshan wiped his eyes and said, "Xiao Xie, help me count the number."

[What are the statistics? You don’t plan to open them anyway, so I’ll just help you calculate how many advanced blind boxes can be synthesized]

"You are always very considerate in inexplicable places," Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, let's combine everything to the highest level."

Alas, it would be great if the weapons in the game could combine three stars with four stars, four stars and five stars. In this way, those black tassel guns, white cherry guns and tiger fish knives that are piled up in the warehouse would not be useless.

[According to statistics, 8 B-level blind boxes are needed to synthesize an SSS-level blind box. Should we settle for the next best thing and synthesize two SS-level blind boxes, or should we wait for the next simulator reward before merging]

SSS level?

This was the first time Li Xingshan had seen such a high level. If converted into B-level blind boxes, a total of eighty-one would be needed. Did he not expect that he has accumulated so many simulators in these few times?

"Hey, hey, it's only eight, less than one-tenth," Li Xingshan said quickly, "How about you give me a 10% discount."

[Have you ever seen any system that gives a discount to the host? Do you think it’s the Star Dome Railway that draws the novice card pool? Allow me to refuse]

"Stingy guy..." Li Xingshan squinted his eyes and said, "Forget it, I won't change it. I can't bear to be so mean. In the next one month, no, three months, I won't use this simulator again." It’s not open either.”

I don't know if it was because of the sequelae of the previous simulator. At this time, Li Xingshan still had a trace of Li Yunlong's donkey temper deep in his heart, so he simply confronted the system head-on.

The system was silent for a long time before responding:

[In view of the recent good performance of the host and active participation in the simulator, you can enjoy a 20% discount on all redemptions this time]

"That's pretty much it," Li Xingshan chuckled, rubbed his hands and said, "Change it!"

[Obtain SSS-level blind box, whether to enable it]

"open!"

[Acquire SSS-level equipment: Mask of the God of Joy]

[Level: SSS]

[Effect: After wearing it, you can get the blessing of Aha, the **** of joy]

[Introduction: Hello, cute little guy, I will introduce this gift to you personally. First of all, it is not a precious thing. It is made from the old slippers I accumulated. I made a lot of them, and then like Throw it around like candy - of course, this is just a metaphor, you'd better not actually lick it, it won't turn you into Superman like the ultimate weapon in the game, nor does it require you to make a deal with the devil. In exchange for power, after wearing it, you will only get one thing - true happiness! This is a precious thing, isn't it? I originally wanted to chat with you a few more words, but since this is just an equipment introduction column that has no practical use and can only be used to make up the word count, so let’s stop here! 】

Looking at the strange-looking mask in his hand, Li Xingshan had a strange expression on his face.

what does it mean?

I depleted my inventory, and what I got in exchange for this is something like an April Fool's joke?

"So..." Li Xingshan tilted his head and said, "Are you sure...I didn't open the wrong blind box?"

[Oops, this thing shouldn't be placed in an SSS-level blind box... No, since it is this thing, it makes sense to appear here. Damn it, it was actually put in a way]

"Hey!" Li Xingshan said impatiently: "What are you talking to yourself about? Can a blind box still contain the wrong thing?"

[Sorry, there is a small programming error. This thing really shouldn't appear in an SSS-level blind box. To be precise, it shouldn't appear anywhere at all]

[Don’t worry, you can choose to return the reward, and this system will give you a chance to draw again]

"A reward that shouldn't appear?" Li Xingshan looked at the strange mask and said thoughtfully, "Is this something very special?"

[Believe me, this thing is absolutely useless. Let’s make a deal. You return it immediately, and then I will give you another chance to choose an SSS-level reward]

For some reason, Li Xingshan seemed to see a hint of... panic in the system's words?

Yes, although she could only see the words, she seemed to have felt the panic hidden under the words.

Chapter 1066: Tiger poison does not eat its seeds

"The more you say that..." Li Xingshan looked at the mask and said, "On the contrary, I am more interested in this mask. Tell me, what is the God of Joy? Tivat is not like this. God?"

[You should also know that there are countless planes in the world]

[Aha, the God of Joy, is a "Star God" from another dimension and the most elusive of all Star Gods]

[All his actions seem to be just to find happiness. Sometimes he will even tease his own believers and then help those who oppose him]

[In short, this "reward" should have been sneaked in by it, it was just a prank]

[I can exchange it for many better rewards]

[For example, a katana that can cut through space? 】

[Eyes that can copy the opponent's skills? 】

[How about a "transparent fruit" that can make you invisible? 】

To be honest, if nothing else is said, the last reward really made Li Xingshan's heart move.

This is the ability that a certain perverted cook dreams of.

However, after thinking for a while, Li Xingshan still shook his head and said, "I'm very surprised, why as the 'system' don't you have the power to take this thing back directly?"

[Insufficient authority, I can only tell you this, no comment on other matters]

"Okay then," Li Xingshan threw the mask into the air, then took it back skillfully in his hand, and said with a smile, "I have decided not to change it. Even the system is panicking now, maybe I will use it if I keep it. magical effect."

[Sure enough, based on my understanding of you, I should have guessed it a long time ago]

[In this case, I won’t continue to persuade you, but at least promise me not to wear it]

"Don't worry," Li Xingshan chuckled and said, "Do you think I'm the kind of careless guy who would casually put on a mask of unknown origin?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at the paint on the back of the mask, but he couldn't help but lift it up, as if there was an indescribable temptation, gently pushing him to put the mask on his face.

"what are you doing?"

At this moment, a slightly lazy voice sounded from beside Li Xingshan, and the disheveled Disiya sat up from the bed, stretched out, and said in a daze: " Hmm, my head hurts, how much did we drink?"

Only then did Li Xingshan recall that before the start of the simulator, he was drinking with Disiya in the pub.

Although she didn't drink to the point of getting drunk, Disiya still allowed Li Xingshan to experience the feeling of a lion's mouth in a foreign land.

If other women had done this kind of thing, they would probably be a little shy at this time, but Disiya was quite free and easy, and seemed not to take it to heart at all.

Of course, Desiya's sudden opening also brought Li Xingshan back to reality from his trance, and also prevented him from actually putting the mask on his face.

"Huh? Where did this mask come from?"

Disia immediately saw the mask with a sneer face in Li Xingshan's hand, took it over directly, looked it up and down, and said with a smile: "What an ugly mask, and... the smile is too ugly. Bar."

"Yes...yes." Li Xingshan patted his chest with lingering fear.

I really don’t know what would happen if I put the mask on.

However, when Li Xingshan raised his head, he was surprised to find that... Disiya had actually put the mask on her face!

Seeing this scene, Li Xingshan immediately felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

After all, this thing looks like the kind of thing that would definitely be very dangerous if worn casually.

Sure enough, after putting on the mask, Disiya suddenly stayed in place. After a few seconds, her body assumed a rather strange posture, as if it were a puppet controlled by puppet strings.

"Are you...are you okay?" Li Xingshan swallowed subconsciously.

"Kakaka..."

Desiya made a vague and unclear sound, and then suddenly rushed towards Li Xingshan, pressing him directly under her body, and pressing his chest with both hands.

Seeing this, Li Xingshan had many thoughts running through his mind. If the other party had any unfavorable intentions for him, he would immediately launch a counterattack and subdue them.

The situation was urgent and he couldn't care too much. The most he could do was ensure that he didn't hurt Disiya's life.

But who would have thought that just when Li Xingshan was about to take action, Dixia suddenly took off his mask, with a smile on his face and said: "Looking at your expression as if you've seen a ghost, it's too... Is it easy to lie?"

Li Xingshan was stunned for a moment, and sweat was already flowing down his forehead.

Did this turn out to be just a prank by Desiya?

So, this mask... doesn't actually do anything if you put it on?

Seeing that Li Xingshan was speechless for a moment, Disiya patted his cheek gently and said with a smile: "Look, you are so scared. You are such a...cute guy."

As she said that, she leaned down and gave him a kiss.

It has to be said that Disiya is a contradictory combination of open-mindedness and conservatism. On the one hand, she can boldly express her love to Li Xingshan, but on the other hand, she also strictly guards her purity.

This kiss did make the frightened Li Xingshan feel a little more at ease, and he even started to respond a little bit.

"Okay, don't push yourself too far," Dixia suddenly stood up, pressed Li Xingshan's chest, and said with a blush on her face: "You know, it's not an easy thing to resist that kind of impulse."

"Um..." Li Xingshan suddenly frowned and said, "Why do I feel that it smells a little weird?"

"What about that? It should be your own taste," Disiya stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "I was so drunk yesterday that I forgot to breathe when I went to bed. You guys have an old saying in Liyue - how do you say it? A poisoned tiger won’t eat its own children?”

"That's called tiger poison, but it doesn't eat its seeds..." A few black lines fell on Li Xingshan's face, and he murmured: "It doesn't mean the same thing at all!"

"Okay, okay, how educated can you expect a mercenary to be?" Desiya jumped off the bed and said while getting dressed: "It's almost dawn, and I have to go back. The mercenary group... ... We should be on track today.”

"Are you leaving today?" Li Xingshan's eyes inevitably showed a hint of loneliness: "Will we meet again in the future?"

"Of course!" Disiya said without thinking: "I said, I will wait for you in Xumi. Of course, even if you don't come to me, I will go to you. The prey targeted by the lion, but running away It won’t fall off.”

Chapter 1067 Desiya’s Promise

After saying that, Disiya reached out her hand, lightly tapped the tip of Li Xingshan's nose, waved, and then left without even looking back.

"You can rest for a while, I'll go and count how many molas I drank yesterday."

Probably only this cactus flower growing in the desert can be so free and uninhibited.

After Disiya left, Li Xingshan picked up the mask again, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked: "So, this mask...doesn't it actually have any effect at all?"

[I have already suggested you to exchange, but you gave up this opportunity]

[No one can fathom the thoughts of the God of Joy, maybe this is just a prank by him]

Indeed, letting someone exchange the opportunity of an SSS-level blind box for a useless mask is indeed quite successful in terms of pranks.

"I said..." Li Xingshan seemed to realize something and murmured: "The reaction you just had, was it possible that you were putting on a show to show me, deliberately letting me keep this useless mask? Was it down?"

[If you want to think so...I have no objection]

[After all, I am just a worker]

"I know, I know," Li Xingshan shrugged and said, "That's it. If it's really a prank, I'll admit it."

As he spoke, he weighed the mask and threw it into the system space.

Li Xingshan is now very curious about what the so-called "system" is, and what kind of existence it...or in other words, the "main god" behind her is.

After all, it is impossible for something to appear out of thin air in this world, nor is it possible for a "system" to appear out of nowhere to propose various tasks to a target without any reason.

However, he couldn't think of a reason at this time, and he was too lazy to think about too complicated things.

Compared with those illusory things, it is more practical to solve the immediate problem first.

Just as Li Xingshan was about to get up and leave, the door suddenly opened, and Desiya walked in with a little embarrassment.

"What's wrong?" Li Xingshan wondered: "Did you forget something?"

"I just went outside to count how much wine we drank last night..." Disiya said with a slight blush on her face: "It seems that the amount is a bit exaggerated. I originally thought I couldn't drink too much, so I just I brought 300,000 molas, but it looks like... I’m afraid it’s not enough.”