Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

After the words fell, a circular magic circle suddenly appeared under the feet of Li Xingshan and Alice on the ring. The next second, the two of them appeared in an empty room.

Yes, it is indeed "empty".

The six white walls were spotless. Although there was no light source, the room was filled with soft and warm light.

Soon, all kinds of furniture appeared in the room, and even the walls were painted a lovely apple green, with colorful crayon paintings, cute Duduke plush dolls, and other items on the table that had not yet been The finished bomb seems to well prove the owner of this room.

"Is this... Keli's room?" Li Xingshan looked around and asked with a confused look on his face, "What is going on?"

"I guess it's because of the book you gave to Keli." Alice simply sat on the bed, crossed one leg, and said, "That kind of high-latitude magic item , to actually give it to a little girl as a toy, something will happen sooner or later."

"In other words, is our current situation the same as when we were on the island?" Li Xingshan suddenly realized: "So, how are we going to get out of here? Are we going to play another game?"

Speaking of this, he suddenly glanced at Alice and said with a smile: "By the way, aren't you here? If it were you, you should be able to find a way to leave here easily, right?"

"Of course, don't underestimate the abilities of our witches," Alice smiled slightly and said, "Let me detect the magic structure here, and then..."

"Bang!"

At this moment, the Duduke doll placed on the bedside suddenly came to life, bouncing down in front of the two of them, and said in a rather cute voice: "Welcome to Master Keli's creation. The game world! I am the host of this game, Keli’s best friend, Dudu..."

As expected, the two people's attention was immediately attracted by the Duduke doll. Li Xingshan lifted him up and said helplessly: "Now is not the time to play games. I'm sorry, please let us leave here."

"Let me go!" Duduke struggled and said, "Please respect the host."

"Interesting, a creation born out of a wish?" Alice poked Duduke gently with her finger and said with a smile: "Why don't we just listen to the rules of the game. If it's very simple, can't we just relax?" Have you left?"

"That's right, Keli is a gentle child, so we shouldn't be in any danger," Li Xingshan then placed Duduke on the table and said, "So, what are the rules of the game?"

"Hmph, the name of this game is called Mom and Dad's Love Adventure!" Duduke said energetically: "The content of the game is naturally to make two people fall in love with each other! Of course, for It’s normal for couples to love each other!”

"I'm afraid I'll disappoint you," Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "because... we two are not a real couple."

"Eh?"

Duduke's simple yet cute facial features immediately made a shocked expression and murmured: "However, the premise for establishing the rules of the game is based on the relationship between you two as husband and wife."

"Can't you just take advantage of it?" Alice said nonchalantly: "You let us leave here, and we will continue to maintain this white lie."

"No! The rules of the game are God! You must not violate them!" Duduke shook his little head and said: "It doesn't matter. Since we are not a couple, you can just start cultivating the relationship from the beginning! No matter how long it takes It will be all right!"

"We can't stay here for too long," Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "We still have things to do in the outside world."

"Please don't worry about this," Duduke explained: "When you two are in the game space, the time in the outside world is stagnant. Theoretically speaking, no matter how long you stay here, the outside world will not last long. It’s just the blink of an eye.”

"It's such an old-fashioned magical creature," Alice said, seemingly impatiently: "You should know that if I want to, you and this space can easily destroy it."

Li Xingshan knew in his heart that this sentence was not a threat. Alice's character was inherently unpredictable, and destruction and destruction were just a matter of thought.

"You can indeed do this." Unexpectedly, Duduke, who was facing the threat, said without fear: "But, you destroyed not only me and the world, but also... Keli wish."

Keli's wish.

Just five words, Alice's eyes immediately softened a lot, and she smiled slightly and said: "That's true, it can never be destroyed, no, it can't even be scratched. .”

"You really put forward a reason that cannot be rejected," Li Xingshan said with a helpless smile: "Okay, tell us how to pass the customs."

Chapter 1078 Two-person time with Alice

"Clang, clang, clang, clang!"

Duduke clapped his hands, and a disk immediately appeared on the wall with a big number "0" marked on it.

"This is your current 'love score'!" Duduke explained: "All the intimate interactions between you will add points to it. When you get full points, you can successfully pass the game!"

"Kelly's idea...is that she wants us to fall in love with each other?" Alice had a thoughtful expression on her face and murmured: "It's really a lovely wish."

"So..." Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment: "What should we do?"

"Of course, do something that looks very loving," Alice stretched out her finger, lifted Li Xingshan's chin, and said with a smile, "Like this?"

Looking at Alice's incomparably beautiful cheeks, Li Xingshan admitted that his breathing seemed to have stopped for a moment.

He even felt for a moment that if he could always get along with this woman, even if he stayed in this illusion forever, it wouldn't be unacceptable.

"Were you thinking just now..." Alice seemed to have seen through Li Xingshan's mind and said with a smile: "If you are with me, it doesn't matter even if you stay here all the time."

Li Xingshan's face turned red, he quickly took two steps back, coughed twice, and said, "Don't be ridiculous, there are still many people waiting for me outside. You should also have a lot to do, right?"

"Didn't that little guy say that? Time here is stagnant," Alice said disapprovingly: "That is to say, no matter how long you stay here, it will not affect the outside world, even if you stay for decades, It doesn’t matter.”

For an immortal species like Alice, decades are just a blink of an eye.

"How could it be possible to stay for so long?" Li Xingshan sighed and said, "If you just brush it a little more, you should be able to get full marks soon...eh?"

He subconsciously looked at the dashboard over there and saw that the number on it had indeed changed, but it changed from "0" to "0.02".

Only increased by 0.02 points?

Li Xingshan asked tentatively: "So, what is the full score? 1 point?"

"How is that possible?" Duduke doll shook his head and said, "The full score is 100 points, because Keli can only count to a hundred at most."

"It seems that I have to give that little guy some math lessons next time," Alice couldn't help laughing: "Calculating this, as long as you repeat this action 50,000 times, you should be able to go out."

With that said, Alice raised Li Xingshan's chin again, but this time, the score did not change at all.

"Why are there no extra points?" Li Xingshan asked quickly.

"Please don't get the causal relationship wrong," Duduke explained: "The points will increase because of the 'love' between you, not just certain actions. The reason why the points were added just now is because of you There is indeed some 'love' between them, and if they just repeat the actions, of course it is impossible to get extra points."

To put it simply, it is indeed like brushing up your favorability.

"What, the love you had for me just now was only 0.02 points?" Alice crossed her arms and shrugged her shoulders: "Is it because my charm value is not enough?"

"Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you'll be liked," Li Xingshan rubbed his forehead and said, "In the end, we only met each other a few times and don't understand each other at all, so how can we develop love?"

"It's true that I'm not very good at getting along with humans," Alice replied truthfully: "After all, your lifespan is too short. Cultivating a relationship with you is like playing a game that deletes files regularly. It's just that It’s just a waste of time.”

game? Delete files?

Although Li Xingshan was a little surprised as to why Alice said these words, he thought that she should be able to travel through different time and space, so he accepted this setting.

"I don't think this is a waste of time," Li Xingshan said to himself: "The touches and memories gained in the relationship are more important, aren't they?"

"Maybe, I've never tried it before." Suddenly, Alice seemed to suddenly think of something, and smiled: "By the way, isn't this a good opportunity? Anyway, there is nothing else to do here. , in order to complete the so-called game mission, I will try to see if I can develop a relationship with you, a human being."

"The feeling of being used as a test subject is really subtle..." Li Xingshan complained softly.

"Compared to that," Alice's eyes suddenly flashed with a hint of cunning: "Why don't we try other 'interactions' first to increase the score?"

"Wait...um!"

Before Li Xingshan could speak, the organ that could speak had been sealed.

Although this was not the first time he kissed Alice, it was still a very wonderful feeling that even made him close his eyes involuntarily.

However, for Alice, this kiss had no practical significance. It was just an "experiment" and it ended hastily after only a few seconds. She looked at the scoreboard with interest.

0.03 points.

"Why is it even lower than before?" Alice frowned slightly and said, "I don't know what the basis for calculating the score is..."

"I have nothing to say about this. Since it is a game, players naturally need to explore on their own." Duduke yawned and said, "I'm ready to rest. If you need anything, you can tell me... ...Of course, with Miss Alice’s ability, I shouldn’t need to take action.”

"Indeed." Alice snapped her fingers casually, and a delicate teapot instantly appeared in her hands. As she tilted the teapot downward, two teacups appeared and caught the teapot. Steaming black tea.

"Do you want a drink?" Alice handed one of the glasses to Li Xingshan and said with a smile, "Since I can't go out for the time being, I'll just take it as a short vacation. Would you like a drink?"

"Black tea? I'm not used to drinking it." Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "Are there any other options?"

"Magic is not omnipotent. Most magicians only learn water-making skills for emergency survival. Do you think it is used to open a drink shop?" Alice joked: "But who makes me different? ?What would you like to drink? Coffee, beer, or fresh Coke."

Coke, when Li Xingshan heard these two words, he couldn't help but feel excited.

Chapter 1079: Otherwise...let's try?

Since arriving in Teyvat, I have never tasted the delicious taste of Feizhai Happy Water.

What's more, it's freshly made.

"But... Coke." Li Xingshan swallowed.

"You actually order this kind of drink," Alice narrowed her eyes and said, "As expected..."

Li Xingshan felt nervous.

Good guy, do you actually use this method to trip yourself up? Could it be that she has realized that she is not from this world?

Unexpectedly, Alice smiled and said, "You are indeed a curious baby."

After that, Alice poured out black liquid from the teapot that was originally filled with black tea, and a layer of bubbles rose up: "Here, please use it."

Li Xingshan, who was still in shock, took a sip and let out a long sigh of relief.

It’s really a nostalgic taste.

"I wonder if Keli will like drinking this kind of drink," Li Xingshan said casually: "Forget it, it will be troublesome if there is tooth decay."

Although she just said it casually, Alice still saw the tenderness in Li Xingshan's eyes when he mentioned Keli. It was not an emotion that could be faked.

If he could really become Keli's father, it would be a good thing.

"Ding!"

I saw that the score on the scoreboard actually became 1.03.

"The score... increased? And it increased a lot." Li Xingshan asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Did we do something?"

Although it is only 1 point, it has at least surpassed two decimal points, which is quite good progress.

"So that's how it is..." Alice thought deeply: "At that moment, I did have emotions in my heart that I have never felt towards a human being. It seems that you are the only one who likes me. It’s not enough, only if we have a good impression of each other can the score increase more.”

"That is to say..." Li Xingshan said thoughtfully: "Do you like me a little bit...?"

"Don't get carried away. If you get a perfect score of 100, one point of liking is really just a little bit." Alice said with a rare blush on her face: "It seems that if you want to leave here as soon as possible, you'd better do it." It’s better to learn how to please me.”

"I didn't say those words just to please you..." Li Xingshan said helplessly: "Besides, if I deliberately try to please you, it probably won't be recognized by the rules of the game."

"What you said makes sense," Alice touched her chin and said, "In that case, it's better to let nature take its course and be content with the situation."

After saying that, she took off her shoes, lay down on the bed, yawned for a long time, and actually fell asleep with her eyes closed.

What a woman with a big heart...

Of course, it’s not just the heart that’s big.

Of course, it was impossible for Li Xingshan to sleep with Alice, so he had to move a chair and sit in front of Alice, looking at her sleeping face in a daze.

Although in terms of reputation, Alice is definitely the kind of mature woman who is successful and famous, but the way she sleeps is the same as Kelly...yes, like a child, not caring about her sleep at all. Mutually.

After a while, Alice turned over and lay on her side, facing Li Xingshan, with a long and narrow ridge on her chest.

After all, Li Xingshan was a man, so his eyes were inevitably attracted. After looking at him for half a minute, he shifted his gaze slightly, only to see Alice, who should have been asleep, looking at him with a subtle expression. .

"You just...were you peeking at my dick, right?" Alice said bluntly.

"Don't say it so directly!" Li Xingshan blushed and said, "I just accidentally swiped it and didn't peek... You... what proof do you have that I peeked?" .”

"Here." Alice pointed to the scoreboard and said, "See for yourself."

I saw that the score increased by a few tenths and a few points.

This shows that Li Xingshan is indeed moved.

"So what if I... watched it?" Li Xingshan simply admitted: "I wasn't peeking, I... I was watching openly!"

"Hmph..." Alice grabbed Li Xingshan's collar and pulled him towards her. She said with an ambiguous smile: "You said, if we directly do something further, the score will increase. how much?"

"Then...how would I know that kind of thing?"

At this time, Li Xingshan was like an elementary school boy who was teased by his high school sister on the swing in the park. He had completely lost his former smoothness.

The Tao is as high as one foot and the devil is as high as one foot, that's probably what it means.

"Then..." Alice said against Li Xingshan's ear: "Shall we give it a try?"

Li Xingshan's face turned red again and murmured: "That...that's not impossible..."

Not to mention that Li Xingshan was not a standard gentleman to begin with.

Even if he is really a gentleman, he can't stand it!

Unexpectedly, Alice suddenly let go of Li Xingshan and said with a smile: "How can such a cheap thing happen? Do you think you are the hero of a third-rate novel? Which woman will fall in love with you at first sight and throw herself into your arms? "