Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

What made Alice couldn't help complaining was that she already had such incredible technology, but instead of using it in areas such as assassination and surveillance, she put it on this, which was somewhat overkill.

It can only be said that creatures from any plane will keep moving forward on the road to pornography.

Chapter 1099 Two people in the flames

Because it is injected directly into the body, in addition to safety and hygiene, the biggest advantage is that girls without any experience can use it with confidence.

Alice herself has tried it a little bit before. Even with her physique, the maximum of three gears is the limit.

"Okay, I'll give it a try and see if you can survive third gear."

Alice's face showed a mischievous smile, and she planned to take off the remote control from her waist. Who knows, but after touching for a long time, it came up empty.

Where's the stuff?

"Mom! Is this the remote control for the bomb?"

I saw Keli picking up a remote control from the ground at this time, and said curiously: "There are so many buttons!"

"Kelly!"

Alice was slightly startled and said quickly: "Don't touch that remote control, give it to mom!"

"Well, isn't it the remote control for the bomb?" Keli seemed a little disappointed and said, "Okay, mom, here it is!"

As she said that, Keli trotted a few steps in the direction of Alice, but suddenly her feet slipped and she fell directly to the ground. The remote control was also pressed under her.

For Keli, who has always been naughty, this kind of small fights and falls are naturally a common occurrence. She didn't cry or make a fuss, she just wiped her face, then quickly picked up the remote control, tilted her head, Said: "Mom, is the number that lights up, 6 or 9?"

"Silly boy, the highest is only 6, how can there be 9..." Alice seemed to have thought of something, and said quickly: "Wait, did you... press the 6th gear? ?”

"Hehe..." Keli scratched the back of her head and said with a smile, "It seems so."

"As expected of my daughter, she looks so cute even when she gets into trouble. It's really hard to blame..." There was a trace of intoxication on Alice's face, as if she was full of admiration.

After all, if Keli's trouble-making ability is only level 3, then her mother Alice's trouble-making ability can actually reach level 9.

As for how to deal with the aftermath if you get into trouble.

There is no word "aftermath" in Alice's dictionary.

............

At the same time, above the ring, Rosalin suffered a lot.

6th gear is already the highest gear.

It is the upper limit that the human body can accept that this instrument can theoretically achieve.

In just a moment, Rosalin's consciousness was almost blurred, and she threw herself directly into Li Xingshan's arms.

The two flames merged together in full view of everyone.

Of course, to outsiders, the scene in front of them was somewhat strange. The two originally menacing flame bodies had now condensed into a ball of red flames.

At this time, the audience also began to talk about it.

"How come they are still in a ball after being beaten?"

"You look like an amateur at first glance. The battles of these God's Eye owners are not something that ordinary mortals like us can get a glimpse of."

"Why do I feel like there are two figures in the flames?"

That's right, surrounded by the blazing flames, people outside couldn't see clearly what was going on.

............

"Mom..." Keli asked curiously: "Why did dad and that fierce sister become a ball of fire?"

"Don't worry, it'll be fine," Alice said with a smile, "That sister did something bad, and dad is going to 'punish' her a little."

Suddenly, Alice seemed to have thought of something. She picked up the remote control and crushed it to pieces.

In the flames, Li Xingshan was thrown to the ground by Rosalin.

After the remote control was destroyed, the little toy naturally lost its function immediately.

6th gear instantly becomes 0th gear.

It's like a person who has just reached the highest point on a roller coaster, but is instantly pulled to the ground. The feeling of emptiness is naturally self-evident.

Rosalin now urgently needs another substitute to make up for this emptiness.

Obviously, Li Xingshan is this "substitute".

What's going on?

Li Xingshan was still in a state of confusion at this time. Why did he suddenly knock himself down while he was beating him?

"Rosalyn?" Li Xingshan asked in a low voice, "Are you okay?"

At this time, Rosalin's eyes had completely turned red, and it seemed that what was in her eye sockets was not eyeballs, but two groups of burning flame pearls.

The blazing flame sealed Li Xingshan's mouth and silenced all his questions.

This is the true meaning of "flaming red lips".

The flames on Rosalin's body even surpassed the pink arc light on the ring of confusion.

The two flames in the flames merged into one again.

Not long ago, Li Xingshan experienced the extremely cold cave of Snow Girl, but now, he fell into Rosalin's lava cave again.

Get dry! Burn it!

............

On the high platform, Lei Qianqing frowned slightly and said, "What are these two guys doing?"

"Hey, can't you see this?" Yae Shenzi covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Maybe the sky thunder hooked the earth fire, and it was out of control. Fortunately, there was this flame covering it, otherwise this game would be terrible. It can’t be broadcast.”

At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the flames in the center of the ring, like the wail of a banshee, which shocked the surrounding audience.

They thought to themselves that the battle in the flames must be very exciting at this time.

For a whole hour, they could only barely see two figures in the flames, constantly moving and changing their fighting postures. Just these outlines were enough to tell how fierce the battle was.

The only thing that dissatisfied them was that they couldn't see clearly in such a fierce battle. I can only imagine the battle scene through imagination.

The flame burned crazily at first, then slowly calmed down, and finally dissipated completely.

However, after the flames dissipated, people did not see the two opponents covered with injuries. They only saw Li Xingshan holding Rosalin in his arms. Neither of them were naked, but they used the flames as clothes to cover their important parts. .

Everyone was shocked for a while, and couldn't help but sigh in their hearts. The battle was indeed very fierce. In the end, they even lost their clothes.

Yes, both of them fought with controlled fire, and ordinary clothing materials could not withstand such fierce flames.

However, Li Xingshan obviously has a competitive spirit and gave his opponent enough respect after winning the game.

"It seems that the result of this competition is already obvious," Yae Shenzi pursed his lips and smiled: "Li Xingshan won the championship of this martial arts performance. At the same time... he also won, yes Please wait and see for the opportunity to learn martial arts from the General!"

Chapter 1100: Center parting and bald head

"Did you actually lose?"

In the corner of the auditorium, Dadalia's face showed a hint of regret, and said: "Senior Madam's victory is part of our plan."

As for the collapse of the Thunder and Lightning Kingdom, he didn't seem too surprised by the result. He just snorted coldly and said: "Useless trash."

Of course, the reason why she was so angry was not because Rosalin lost the game, but because she had been vaguely aware of what happened in that blazing flame.

"It seems that PLANB can only be enabled now." A meaningful smile appeared on Dadalia's lips, and he said: "Senior Skirmisher, you should be fine, right?"

"Just take care of yourself," Leiden Guobeng said without even looking at Dadalia: "I hope the toy that doctor guy gave you can have some effect... Humph, if even this is not possible, If we don’t do it well, the standards of executive officers will really be lowered.”

She doesn't even look down on the lady in the eighth seat, so how can she think highly of Dadalia, the last seat?

As for Dadalia, who was looked down upon, he still had a calm look and said with a smile: "I will definitely do my best."

............

In the lounge.

After settling Rosalin, Li Xingshan breathed a sigh of relief.

That is to say, he is extremely talented. If he turned into an ordinary person and fought with the Flame Witch for so long, Kun Kun would probably be scorched... No, it would definitely be carbonized.

Although Li Xingshan managed to survive, Kun Kun was not greatly affected. At most, he only felt a little hot. But Kunkun's curly black hair had been burned by a fire and now looked bald.

I used to have a very stylish middle parted hair!

"Hey, how will I see people after this?" Li Xingshan looked down at his friend and murmured to himself: "If Gan Yu asks me what's going on after I go back, how will I answer?"

You can't just say, "Madam, I'm afraid you'll **** your face, so I'll shave it off."

"Hey, are you walking alone in the lounge?" Alice appeared behind Li Xingshan at some unknown moment and said with a smile, "It's so relaxing."

Li Xingshan blushed, quickly pulled up his pants, and said, "I...didn't I lock the door?"

"The door that can lock me has probably not been invented yet," Alice smiled slightly, threw a small bottle to Li Xingshan, and said, "Well, I'm here to give you something."

Li Xingshan caught it quickly, looked at the porcelain bottle, and wondered, "What's in it?"

"The medicated oil used to treat burns is very useful." Alice said with a gloating expression, "Please apply some quickly. I could smell the roast chicken outside the door just now."

Li Xingshan naturally knew that Alice would not harm him, so he applied the ointment on the burned area without hesitation. In an instant, an extremely cool feeling penetrated his heart, making Li Xingshan whistle in comfort.

"How about it, does it feel good?" Alice smiled and said: "It is said that some people will specially burn a certain part of their body because they enjoy the feeling of being burned and iced. Don't wake up to something strange. It’s a hobby.”

"No... no way..." Li Xingshan quickly took the ointment into his arms and said, "So, why did Rosalin... become so strange? , it should also be related to you, right?"

Li Xingshan is not a fool, and he understands Rosalin's character. It is absolutely impossible for her to do such bold things to herself in the ring out of nowhere.

"Tch, did you guess it?" Alice did not deny it, and said with a smile: "I originally just wanted to use some 'little props' to make her surrender obediently, but I didn't expect that a little 'little thing' happened in the middle. An accident', but it doesn't matter, at least the ending is still planned, right?"

"It's a good relationship, isn't it!" Li Xingshan said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "I have never seen Rosalin act like that... She almost wants to eat me."

"That being said..." Alice suddenly stretched out a finger, lifted Li Xingshan's chin, squinted her eyes and smiled: "You obviously enjoy it, right? After all, this is normal. It’s something that people can’t enjoy even if they want to.”

Indeed, if it were anyone else, it would probably not be enjoyment, but burning.

"Although the process has some twists and turns, it is indeed... that we can defeat the enemy without fighting," Li Xingshan sighed and said, "But the next step is the most troublesome battle."

"Indeed, although General Thunder is a big piece of wood, his strength cannot be underestimated," Alice said thoughtfully: "Even if she doesn't use her full strength in the next competition, I'm afraid it will be a tough battle."

"When you come to me, you're not just here to give me scalding oil, are you?" Li Xingshan seemed to see what Alice was thinking, and said, "Could it be that you're here to provide me with some tips?"

"I'm not that little fish from Haiji Island. I have so many clever ideas." Alice shook her head and said, "What's more, even if you can win this competition... you can't win. .”

Can win, can't win.

Although this sentence sounded a little confusing, Li Xingshan immediately understood its meaning.

In other words, he has already considered this matter.

The martial arts training has been passed down to this day and has a history of thousands of years. The last and most exciting part of the martial arts training is the challenge to General Raiden. No matter what the process is, it will end with General Raiden’s victory. ending.

As for the loser, losing at the hands of gods is extremely glorious.

The meaning of the existence of Yanwu Chuanxin, to put it nicely, is to allow warriors from all over the world to compete on the same stage and improve their martial arts, but in the final analysis, it is nothing more than to give the gods a chance to show their strength in front of the people of the world, so as to show the human and **** The difference consolidates the Thunder God's rule over Inazuma.

Not to mention normal times, at this time, there are Haizhi Island resistance forces outside who are watching with eager eyes, and there are eye-catching orders inside, causing complaints everywhere. Just imagine, if General Raiden is defeated at this moment, it means that she is not the strongest among Inazuma, and her status will naturally be affected.

"I have considered this situation before," Li Xingshan said a little helplessly: "Since you mentioned it, do you have any good ideas?"

"It's not difficult to say that it's difficult," Alice crossed her arms and smiled: "Let me tell you a secret first. After you hear it, don't be frightened. In fact, the woman standing on the high platform , is General Thunder and Lightning, but not General Thunder and Lightning.”

"Let's stop playing the Riddler next door," Li Xingshan frowned and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Chapter 1101 Open the hand of the heart

"Actually..." Alice showed a rare serious expression and said mysteriously: "The Thunderbolt General you saw... is a doll!"

At this moment, Li Xingshan suddenly remembered a sentence -

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This is of course just a joke. After all, for most people in this world, this is indeed very exciting news.

But as a time traveler, Li Xingshan naturally knew many secrets of the Teyvat continent from a God's perspective.

"Wow, really?"