Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"It doesn't matter." Unexpectedly, Li Xingshan picked up the video recorder on the table and adjusted the buttons a few times. Not long after, Jiuqi Ren's own voice came from inside.

As for the content, it was naturally a line that made the current Kuki Shinobi blush when he heard it.

Chapter 1138 Koga House is open!

"Turn it off!"

Jiu Qi Ren's face had already turned red, but the experienced Li Xingshan immediately saw that there seemed to be some other emotions in her eyes than anger.

"Actually..." Li Xingshan put down the video camera in his hand and said, "What you said last night, that you wanted to expose the matter between me and Yae Shenzi, is actually... Are you lying to us?"

"No...no!" Although Jiuqi Ren said this, his expression was unavoidable: "Why do you say that!"

"Because I have seen all the photos in the photo machine," Li Xingshan took out a stack of photos and said with a smile, "The strange thing is that there don't seem to be any photos of me and Yae Shenzi in it."

"Then...that might just be because I made a mistake." Kuki Shinobu continued to say harshly.

"We have been working together for ten years after all," Li Xingshan pinched the woman's chin and said, "Do you think I would believe that you would make such a low-level mistake?"

This time, Kuki Shinobi was completely speechless.

Li Xingshan continued: "If I'm not wrong, the sound of the shutter yesterday was just to attract our attention, right?"

"Who told you... to hide it from me all this time?" Finally, Jiu Qiqin opened his mouth and whispered: "In fact, I... have noticed the clues about your matter a long time ago. .”

Indeed, with Kuki Shinobu's wit, it is impossible for him to know nothing about the little naughtiness between the two of them, not to mention that in the past year, he has always suffered from insomnia. After living in the same room with Yae Shenzi, he often got A baby's sleep, this kind of thing, let alone her, even a duller person would have noticed something was wrong.

Good guy, this has been planned for a long time to join us.

However, with Jiu Qi Ren's awkward character, it was naturally impossible for him to take the initiative to bring it up, so he directed and acted such a "catch J" scene, and also played a role of loyalty and unyielding, under the compulsion of Li Xingshan. Sacrifice yourself.

"So..." Li Xingshan turned his head, looked at the Eightfold Divine Son, frowned slightly and said, "You should have known about this matter for a long time, right?"

The "sleeping" Yae Shenzi shook his ears, then opened his eyes and smiled: "Don't you think this is very interesting?"

"So, am I the only one who has been kept in the dark?" Li Xingshan stretched out his hands and hugged their necks, with a kind smile on his face, and said: "I want to... punish them well. You two!"

There was another burst of playfulness in the room, which seemed to indicate that Li Xingshan was about to turn a new page in his life at Narukami Grand Shrine.

[29 years old: In the following days, the three of you will go together during the day to handle the affairs of Narukami Taisha Shrine in an orderly manner, and the three of you will go together at night to erase all the fatigue accumulated during the day]

[Due to some mistakes in Inazuma's policies in recent years, a large number of people's livelihood problems have been caused, and the unemployment rate has increased year by year. Among them, the status of monsters has been deteriorating. Many monsters who have entered Inazuma City have been unable to find jobs and have become a source of social stability. hidden dangers]

[30 years old: Therefore, the shogunate also reduced financial expenditures, especially the economic subsidies for the three major rituals and Narukami Taisha Shrine]

[However, Narukami Taisha Shrine has not been greatly affected. After all, the more chaotic the world is, the more people will pray to God and worship Buddha. What's more, with your continuous efforts, Narukami Taisha Shrine has also attracted more pilgrims. 】

[Of course, in addition to this, Narukami Taisha Shrine is also actively expanding its industry. For example, Yae Kamiko established the "Yaedo" publishing house, which is quite famous in Inazuma, and the published works are even sold overseas]

[However, you felt that this was not enough, so at your suggestion, Narukami Taisha applied to establish a new company, with you in full responsibility]

[This is all part of your plan. You named this new company "Komagaya", and its business scope is mainly logistics and transportation]

[This business is obviously new in Inazuma. Not only that, the basic salary offered in the recruitment advertisement is more than twice the average income of Inazuma. What's more, the shareholder behind this company is Narukami Taisha. With the blessing of so many BUFFs, there is naturally an endless stream of people coming for interviews]

[In Inazuma Castle, many recruitments clearly stipulate the condition of "only recruiting humans", but Komagaya does not have this rule. Therefore, there are also some monsters who really can't find a way out, and Zuo wants to try his luck]

[The difficulty of a high-paying job is naturally not that low, and the content of the "recruitment exam" you set is even more difficult]

[Of course, the test content is all related to "courier", such as "running twenty kilometers with ten kilograms of goods", or "I will give you a map of Inazuma City and arrive at the designated destination within one hour." "Ten places" or something like that]

[These examination contents quickly screened out many applicants, and among the ten who could pass the test, eight and a half were monsters]

[Soon, the candidates discovered that these examination contents did not seem to be prepared for ordinary humans at all, but were tailor-made for monsters]

[Indeed, these monsters may not be qualified for various clerical jobs because they have little culture and do not understand the rules of human society. However, they have unique advantages for this kind of physical work. Even the most common monsters have the same strength as The speed is also generally faster than that of humans, not to mention those more powerful monsters]

[Although the recruitment examination at Komaga House is obviously biased towards monsters, no one raised any objections. After all, all the regulations you proposed are indeed nothing worth criticizing]

[What's more, there are indeed humans who have successfully passed the test, which also shows that those who failed are still insufficient in their own strength]

[After the test, Koga House quickly welcomed its first batch of employees, and the company began to officially operate. Among the employees selected, more than 80% were monsters. This matter even became a matter of great importance. The news has also become a topic of conversation among people after dinner]

[The job of "courier" is still relatively new to Daozhu. As long as you spend a little more money, you can get the goods you want without leaving home. For many Daozhu, this is undoubtedly the job. Something more magical than a monster’s spell]

[However, as the saying goes, "There is no unopened oil and salt store," Komagaya soon welcomed its own business. A certain chamber of commerce came to you because there was a problem with the transportation of goods.]

Chapter 1139: Cat Mata’s job search

[It turned out that the transportation company went on strike due to bad weather, but the delivery date was urgent. With the idea of ​​being a doctor for a dead horse, they approached Komagaya]

[However, bad weather to humans is common to monsters, and steep hills to humans are like walking on flat ground to monsters]

[You immediately took over the order and issued a death order to the monster employees. They must complete the order within the specified time, otherwise they will be fired! 】

[That's right, you don't intend to act like a nice boss. Since you offer such a high salary, you naturally want to squeeze all the available value of these monster employees]

[You are not afraid that these monsters will hold a grudge against you, because when they joined the company, they were "voluntarily" agreed to another condition - that is, to write their name in a book called "Natsume's Book of Friends" "In the handbook]

[This is a treasure given to you by the Eightfold Divine Son. According to Li, the previous owner was a human boy with strong spiritual energy a long time ago]

[If you monsters voluntarily write their names on this paper, it means that they will accept all your orders until they leave. Of course, according to the contract you signed, if you leave midway, you will also lose a lot of money. liquidated damages]

[As you expected, your employees completed this task perfectly and even delivered the goods to the designated location faster than the specified time]

[This successful business order has greatly boosted the reputation of Komakariya. Those chambers of commerce seem to have discovered that instead of paying a lot of money to hire people to transport goods, it is better to give the order directly to Komakariya. Not only can those monsters easily transport large quantities of goods, cargo, and more importantly, because their natural strength exceeds that of humans, they don’t even have to worry about encountering sea monsters or robbers hijacking the cargo on the way]

[31 years old: In just one year, Kogaya has become famous. Not only is the business getting better and better, but the number of employees is also constantly expanding. Of course, those who can pass those strict examinations are basically all monsters]

[The people of Inazuma have also begun to gradually accept the new thing of "express delivery", and more and more people have become users of Komaheya]

[Of course, all this is due to the hard work of the monsters, but few employees dare to complain. First, because their income is indeed worthy of their workload, and second, because they all I signed my name in the handbook, and I don’t dare to disobey you]

[32 years old: Although other companies have also discovered huge business opportunities for "Monster Courier", because you started the earliest and have already formed a stable business chain, it is difficult for the new company to compete with Komaga House for business opportunities, which is more important. What is surprising is that almost all of the outstanding youkai employees have been recruited by Komakariya. In addition, with the endorsement of Narukami Taisha Shrine, and the assistance of Yae Kamiko and Kuki Shinobi, Komakariya will soon make a lot of money]

[Of course, if you want to achieve such results, you will naturally need a lot of labor input. Basically, the human employees recruited before can no longer bear the excessive labor and choose to resign (because Natsume's Book of Friends does not work on humans), and the remaining Those who came down were all yokai employees, and Komagaya became one of the very few companies in Inazuma that only had yokai employees]

[This is not a bad thing. Although there will be some friction between different monster clans, it is at least much smaller than the conflict between humans and monsters]

[Compared to humans, monsters are much more "simple". As long as they can earn enough mora to survive and have less intrigue, even if they are more tired, they will not complain. And you have captured their " "Weakness" is the only way to continue operating Kogaya】

[About the matter of you "squeezing" monsters, Kuki Shinobu seems to have no objection, but Yae Shenzi has talked to you about this matter. She has never forgotten that you once said that you want to eliminate the contradiction between monsters and humans. 】

[And you finally expressed the thought hidden deep in your heart - this is the best way to eliminate the conflict between humans and monsters, that is to use monsters as tools and make them surrender to you willingly, and naturally they will not I will have conflicts with humans again]

[You have never forgotten that the reason your father was so miserable in his later years was precisely because he had too much respect for monsters. You know monsters too well. They are much purer than humans. They will fear from the bottom of their hearts those beings that are "powerful" than them. 】

[Regarding your opinion, Yae Shenzi chose to remain silent, but she did not object to your approach, she just asked you to act with caution]

["Monsters are not as simple as you think." This is the advice given to you by Yae Shenzi]

[33 years old: Even though we know that the work at Komakariya is very hard, there are still many monsters who are trying to get a job here]

[However, the current number of employees in Koga House is already saturated, not to mention that adding new employees will only reduce the workload of other employees, which is not in line with your wishes, so you have no intention of recruiting new employees]

[Of course, there are still some monsters who will continue to ask for employment without giving up, and there are even some monsters who will show off their power as an intimidation. Of course, your strength at this time is not inferior to these monsters, and you can easily teach them a lesson. them】

[After these monsters are defeated, they will not dare to harass you again, but there are also some monsters that are more stubborn than you think]

[A "Nekomata" monster has been standing at the door of Komaga House for a whole week. She has not pestered you, but she has been holding a job application letter in her hand, as if she intends to impress you with her sincerity. 】

[In fact, making money through work is not the choice of all monsters. Some monsters who are powerful or have expertise in certain aspects naturally use many ways to make money]

[Nekomata is not an ordinary monster. They are extremely fast, good at hiding, and are born assassins and thieves. Logically speaking, they do not need to work hard to make money.]

[You chose to turn a blind eye to this cat, so she kept waiting at the door until one day, it rained heavily. You thought she would definitely give up, but unexpectedly, you actually saw it in the corner of the door of Komaga House. A dying black cat with two tails, still holding the wrinkled application letter in its mouth, what are your plans for this one by one]

【1. Sit back and do nothing】

【2. Kill him】

【3. Take me back to the office】

Li Xingshan was puzzled for a while. It was understandable to sit back and do nothing. What does it mean to kill him?

Chapter 1140 Qiliangliang’s flesh pad

[Don’t you think this option fits the theme of Villain Simulator? 】

"No, evil people also have a purpose in doing evil things. If this cat hinders my plan, I will naturally get rid of it," Li Xingshan said coldly: "But to kill other creatures without any purpose, this He is not a villain, this is a perversion that even villains would look down upon."

[Speaking as if you are not a pervert...]

The systematic rhetorical question made Li Xingshan speechless for a moment, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Anyway, I'll carry her back to the office first."

【Entering somatosensory mode】

[Mission goal: Make Nekomata willingly write his name on Natsume’s friend list]

This is the store manager's office at Komagaya.

Just from the high-end decoration and the seemingly valuable calligraphy and painting furniture, it can be seen that Komaheya has indeed achieved good results in recent years.

Of course, every piece of mora that Li Xingshan earns is unsurprisingly stained with the blood and sweat of the monster employees.

Li Xingshan placed the dying cat on the sofa again, wiped it dry, and then took a blanket and put it on her body.

Although this guy is indeed a monster, after standing there for several days and nights, and being caught in a heavy rainstorm, his body could not help but become unable to hold on, and he even reverted back to his original form.

However, based on Li Xingshan's understanding of monsters, their tenacious vitality cannot die so easily.

Sure enough, after a while, the little guy shook his two black tails and woke up.

She carefully looked at everything around her, her big eyes full of surprise and curiosity, until she finally set her sights on you.

"Are you awake?" Li Xingshan raised his eyebrows.

"Thank you...Thank you, boss!" The little black cat made a clear voice and said excitedly: "You brought me back, so...are you willing to recruit me?"

"Quite polite," Li Xingshan smiled lightly and said, "However, I have already said that we are not recruiting people here. If one day we need to expand enrollment, you can come and try again."

"But... Grandma's body can't be dragged on any longer..." the little guy said with a frustrated look.

"Your grandma?" Li Xingshan asked curiously: "So, can monsters also get seriously ill?"

"No, the grandma I'm talking about is a human being!" The kitten shook her head again and said, "She is very good to me. Others say black cats are a symbol of misfortune, but she is willing to take me in and feed me a lot. Delicious dried fish...but she has a chronic disease that is difficult to treat, and I want to make money to help her treat it.”

"A very touching story," Li Xingshan said, but the expression on his face did not change at all, and he said casually: "However, with the abilities of your family, it shouldn't be difficult to get money, right?"

Maomata seemed to understand what Li Xingshan meant, and said quickly: "No! Grandma said that only the mola earned through labor is clean! I want to use the clean money to help grandma treat her illness!"

"What a stubborn guy," Li Xingshan snorted softly and said, "Can you turn into a human form now? There are no work clothes for cats in Komahe House."

When the cat heard this, he immediately stood up with his feet excitedly, and with a "bang" sound, after a burst of smoke, he transformed into a human form.

It was a cute girl with a slender figure and long flaxen hair. Her cat-like mouth and two tails behind her showed the characteristics of a monster.

This face was not unfamiliar to Li Xingshan. When Disiya sent him a letter before, it was this girl who helped him.

"Boss, let me introduce you formally! My name is 'Qi Liangliang'!" Qi Liangliang said with excitement: "When can I start work?"

Perhaps because she was too excited and happy, even the fatigue she had accumulated before was now gone.

"Wait a minute, I haven't said I want to hire you yet," an imperceptible smile flashed across Li Xingshan's face, and he said, "You should know, right? If you want to become a regular employee of Komaga House, but There are a lot of tests to pass.”

"I know, I know!" Qi Liangliang nodded and said: "The so-called express delivery, doesn't it mean door-to-door delivery? I am very confident in my foot strength!"

"This is not up to you," Li Xingshan waved his fingers and said, "Sit on the sofa now and lift your feet up."

Although Qi Liangliang didn't know why she did this, she had a simple personality and was very eager for this job, so without thinking, she just followed Li Xingshan's request, sat down on the sofa obediently, and put the two of them together. One foot was raised.

It has to be said that the flexibility of the monster's body is indeed much stronger than that of humans. She can easily maintain this posture even without using her hands to support her.

On her feet, she was wearing a pair of rather peculiar "shoes", which seemed to have no heels. They were all hidden in the stockings. The exposed part was as pink and tender as a cat's paws. The tender meat pads seem to be real.

"Take off your shoes." Li Xingshan continued to order.

Unexpectedly, Qi Liangliang was a little embarrassed and said: "Well...actually, I...don't have any shoes on."

"What's that?" Li Xingshan subconsciously stretched out his hand and poked the fleshy pad on the "sole."

Unexpectedly, after this poke, Qi Liangliang immediately turned red, bit her lips and said: "I...I actually don't wear shoes, this...is my foot!" "

"Eh?" Li Xingshan felt curious and gently touched the flesh pad.

As expected, not only is the softness the same as real cat meat pads, it even has a touch of warmth.

"Please...please don't touch that place any more!" Kirarayang bit her lips and said, "It feels a little strange."

"I also find it very strange," Li Xingshan touched his chin and said, "Logically speaking, it shouldn't be difficult for you to become a human with full beard and tail, right?"

Generally, monsters will retain some of the characteristics of their prototypes after transforming into human form, but most of them are not unable to completely transform, but are specifically designed to do so. Either to highlight individuality or to express ethnic identity.