Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

There is a hint of indescribable beauty in the weirdness.

This also made Li Xingshan unable to control himself for a moment and kissed one of the "eyes".

The areas painted as eyes seemed to be filled with tears.

Of course, even if they are tears, they are tears of joy!

["First Glass of Red Wine" Talent Activation]

[Get talent reward: Mask Master]

[Effect: When you wear all "mask" equipment, the equipment effect is increased by 30%]

["First Glass of Red Wine" Talent Activation]

[Get talent reward: Painting Master]

[Effect: You now have first-class painting skills]

That's right, because Baigui Ji and Prajna Ghost are one and the same at this time, Li Xingshan also rarely achieved the strange achievement of having one shot and two shots, one drink and two drinks.

I saw the Baigui Ji, Prajna Ghost and Demon Sword Girl taking turns to fight, but after all, Li Xingshan had already developed an indestructible body. The three shikigami were defeated in the end and turned into prototypes one after another, scattered on the ground. It's just a knife, a roll, and a mask.

Of course, although Li Xingshan claimed to have an indestructible body, he was not indestructible after all. From the time when he was looking for his husband to the ghost, until he defeated the three shikigami, he was somewhat depleted of energy and lay down on the ground to rest.

At this moment, he suddenly felt a chill in his chest. He saw Shuten Tongzi standing in front of him, holding a pot of good wine, tilting it slightly. The jade spring-like wine was all flowing into Li Xingshan's body. on the body.

Shuten Doji held the wine bottle and moved it all the way down. The wine reached Li Xingshan's philtrum, and then it dripped cleanly. She picked up the almost empty wine bottle and licked up the last few drops of the wine. clean.

You say she saves, she gave Li Xingshan a bottle of good wine to give her a bath. You say she wastes, but she refuses to give up even a drop.

"Using this wine as bath water for me?" Li Xingshan said lazily, "Isn't it a bit of a waste?"

"Don't waste it, don't waste it," Shuten Doji leaned down, licked his lips with his tongue, and said with a smile, "I will drink them all cleanly."

In the past, Li Xingshan had only heard of the "human body dish" where the body was used as a dinner plate. Unexpectedly, tonight, he was inexplicably used as a "wine glass".

Shuten Doji was eloquent and refused to waste even a drop of wine. Li Xingshan took turns to "fight fiercely". At this time, he was unable to resist and allowed Shuten Doji to do whatever he wanted.

"I said..." Li Xingshan gently patted Shutuntongzi's head and said, "The wine you gave those three children to drink was spiked, right?"

"As expected of you...Guru..." Shuten Doji said vaguely: "You...Guru...discovered it?"

Demon Sword Princess and the others are not so "unbridled" on weekdays. It seems that Shuten Doji's drinking party is not just a casual one.

She came prepared!

Let the Watcher Ghost and the three little ones consume Li Xingshan's physical strength first, and then reap the benefits when he is unable to resist.

"You can obviously be more direct," Li Xingshan said with a dumb smile: "I may...not necessarily reject you."

"Huh, if you reject me, wouldn't I be very embarrassed?" Shuten Doji raised his head, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said, "Besides, among your subordinates' shikigami, I can still be considered the boss. , after those guys come back...hum, you guys will definitely be spoiled for choice."

It's okay to say that the Daitengu is sultry, but that Tamamo-mae guy... is more feminine than me, and his behavior is much bolder than mine. When she comes back, he will have even fewer opportunities.

Therefore, Shuten Doji planned this good show. No matter what, he had to capture Li Xingshan before they returned.

As for the fine wine drenched on Li Xingshan, Shuten Doji would naturally not waste it. Since she is called "Shuton Doji", it is not just because she has a good drinker.

It's because, except for her mouth, anywhere on her body, even every pore, can absorb the wine and convert it into her own power.

"It's almost time," Shuten Doji patted Li Xingshan's cheek and said with a smile, "I'm going to start drinking your wine."

"My wine?" Li Xingshan asked in confusion, "How can I have any wine on me?"

"Of course it's the wine you just drank." Shutuntongzi put his finger on Li Xingshan's throat, slid it all the way down, and said: "After these wines ferment in your body and are then absorbed by me, they can Significantly increase my demonic power."

"But..." Li Xingshan's face turned red and he said, "I've been a little angry these days. The color is the same as the iced black tea under the tower crane, and it doesn't taste very good."

"Idiot, I'm not drinking directly..." Shuten Dozi looked down at Li Xingshan and said, "I only have a wonderful method, no need to hold back, I can handle it myself."

Soon, Li Xingshan understood the meaning of Shuten Doji's words.

Logically speaking, with Li Xingshan's control over his body, he could control his side effects no matter whether he drank water or wine, no matter how much he drank.

However, under the guidance of Shuten Doji, he found it difficult to control.

Liter after liter, the fine wine brewed by Li Xingshan's body became the demonic power of Shuten Doji through another form.

["First Glass of Red Wine" Talent Activation]

[Get talent reward: Dionysus]

[Effect: You can improve your own strength by drinking wine. Depending on the degree of drinking, you can unlock different abilities]

so far so good.

Li Xingshan was still thinking about what kind of reward Shuten Dozi would get for his [first glass of red wine].

If you give yourself something like [Won’t Get Drunk After Ten Thousand Cups], wouldn’t it be the same as the previous talent?

I just don’t know what kind of bonus this [Bacchus] has. When I drink the most, I wonder if I can cast a "Bacchus Curse" like Li Xiaoyao did?

However, Li Xingshan didn't have time to think about these problems now. He had just given away the processed wine in his body, but he saw that Shuten Tongzi had already taken out two more bottles of good wine, opened his bows from left to right, and stuffed them into Li Xingshan together. in the mouth.

Thanks to Li Xingshan's extraordinary talent, if it had been anyone else, he would have been sent away due to alcoholism.

"Wait...wait a minute..." Li Xingshan said, dumbfounded: "This is too much to drink, please let me slow down..."

"Why wait? After drinking this glass, there will be one more!" Shuten Tongzi did not give Li Xingshan any chance to breathe, and continued to pour wine: "After drinking this glass, there will be three more!"

There is a poem praising this night:

Six pots, five shifts and four shikigami, three souls and two bodies fighting against one person.

During the fierce battle, I didn't notice the **** crow, and a pool of spring water returned to the wine.

Chapter 1163 Beidou’s invitation

When I walked out of the wine cellar, I could already see a patch of fish belly white in the sky outside.

Another sleepless night.

In fact, considering Li Xingshan's physical strength, there would be no problem if he didn't sleep for a whole night, even if he didn't rest for several days and nights in a row. However, not sleeping is a small thing, but it consumes a lot of physical energy.

What's more, this night was not just a matter of physical exertion. Li Xingshan felt as if he had been fed several tons of wine by Shutundongzi, and then the wine was sucked out of his body through Li Xingshan's body circulation. .

It felt like his blood had been changed several times.

Li Xingshan raised his head and wiped his eyes, feeling that even the rising sun seemed to be slightly green.

As for Shuten Douji and the others, they had already returned to the Hyakki Night Walk to rest.

"Hey, good morning!"

Suddenly there was a burst of hearty laughter from behind, and a tall woman was seen holding a giant sword and waving it in the atrium. It seemed that she was practicing swordsmanship.

The woman who can wield such a huge sword at will, at least in this wooden leak tea room, is naturally the only one in Beidou.

However, at this time, she had her long hair **** in a ponytail and was not wearing an eye patch. Compared with her usual majestic and domineering appearance, she looked a little more gentle and pleasant.

"Morning...morning," Li Xingshan said with a guilty conscience, and said with a smile, "Are you getting up so early to practice swordplay?"

"Hehe, I can't help it. I'm used to traveling on boats. It's strange to say that I slept soundly in the bumpy cabin, but in a quiet and stable room, I couldn't sleep anymore," Beidou winked at Li Xingshan. Blinking his eyes, he said intentionally or unintentionally: "Otherwise, this period of time is too comfortable. If I can compete with a master like you twice before going to bed and sweat a little, then I will definitely be able to sleep. Until daybreak."

"Yes...really?" Li Xingshan smiled awkwardly and said, "Next time I have a chance, I will definitely have a good discussion with Big Sister Beidou."

After experiencing the crazy torture of the drunken boy last night, Li Xingshan now has some lingering fears about this type of strong girl.

When he thought of this, he couldn't help but recall those times in Liyue, and began to recall Gan Yu's gentleness like the spring breeze.

Alas, when this time's work is over, I will definitely go back to Liyue, give myself a long vacation, do nothing, just lie in Gan Yu's arms and act like a baby every day, and take a few mouthfuls of fresh food when I have nothing to do!

"It seems that you have all gotten up," Maplehara Manyo also walked into the atrium and said calmly: "It's not yet fully dawn, so it's a good time to leave. Everyone is already in front. The hall is ready and ready to leave at any time.”

Seeing Maplehara Manyo's serious attitude, Li Xingshan realized that for him, this "escape" was just a good show of Infernal Affairs, but for others, it was an accidental disaster. It was a dangerous action that would definitely cost one's life, so he said seriously: "Without further delay, let's leave quickly."

Sure enough, in the front hall, Xina, Zheping, Ying and Paimon were all waiting for orders.

But when he saw Li Xingshan, Paimeng's eyes clearly dodge.

"Stop hiding," Li Xingshan couldn't help but joke, "I don't know, but he dragged me to the bathroom last night, but he ran away first."

"I...I didn't mean it! Who asked that drunkard girl to scare me?" Pamon said angrily: "Besides, she is your subordinate, and you are so powerful, what danger will there be? Well!"

"Are you causing trouble to Brother Li again?" Ying said helplessly: "Really, if you want to go to the bathroom, just let me accompany you."

"But I can't call you at all!" Paimon said angrily: "You are sleeping as deeply as a Qiuqiu man who has just had a full meal, and you are still saying things like 'It's too big', 'Brother Li', what do you think?" If you talk in your sleep like "I can't even eat it," you must be secretly eating delicious food with Li Xingshan behind my back in the dream!"

Hearing what Paimon said, Ying's face turned red and she quickly covered her mouth and said, "You... what are you talking about!"

"Tsk, tsk," Beidou said with a smile, "It seems that Ying is indeed eating some good food."

As she spoke, she glanced at Li Xingshan and licked her lips.

"Okay, now is not the time to waste time!" Xina coughed twice and said: "Although everyone here is not inferior to me in strength, in order to ensure the success of the evacuation of Dao Wife, please Everyone listen to my command."

Indeed, although Xina looks young, she is actually a general of the resistance army. Let alone a few people, even mobilizing an army is a piece of cake for her.

"I have also investigated the patrol route Tianling will pursue today," Zheping also echoed: "As long as you keep a low profile, you should be able to leave safely."

"Woof!"

At this moment, Shiba Inu Taromaru, who had been squatting on the counter, suddenly screamed in alarm.

"Okay, okay, Taromaru!" Paimeng touched its head and said, "We will miss you too. Next time we come back, I will bring you lots of delicious food!"

However, Xina frowned slightly and said, "What? You said you...smelled something unusual."

"Woof!" Taromaru immediately shook his tail.

"Eh?" Paimon said in surprise: "Do you understand what Taromaru said?"

"Do you even need to ask?" Beidou touched the two dog ears on Xina's head and said, "Aren't these all cute dogs?"

"Now is not the time to joke!" Xina shook her head, walked to the door, opened the door a crack, but immediately showed a look of surprise, and said: "Oops! They are soldiers from Tianling. In their hands With a wanted warrant, could it be that...we are here to conduct a search?"

Li Xingshan was speechless for a while. Good guy, in order to make this group of people trust him, Lei Film has worked hard. Do you have to do this?

"Oops, I didn't expect this to happen!" Zheping slapped his forehead, with a look of self-blame on his face, and said, "What should we do now?"

"What should I do?" Beidou clenched his fists and said, "At this point, I'm sure I can't run away anyway, so why not just go all out and fight my way out!"

The remaining people were silent. Obviously, they did not seem to be completely unable to accept this proposal. Not to mention a small team of Tianling followers, even if the entire Tianling followers came out in force, the people in the front hall would not necessarily be able to join forces. opponent.

Chapter 1164 The Secret Word in the Cabinet

Li Xingshan, on the other hand, secretly said something wrong in his heart. This was just a show in the first place. If someone died, it would not end well.

Of course, it was impossible for Li Xingshan to directly intercede for these soldiers who were loyal to Tianling, otherwise it would inevitably reveal flaws, so he had to put on a thoughtful expression and said: "It is certainly feasible to break through directly, but it is inevitable to alert the snake. It is indeed easy to deal with these soldiers who are loyal to the Heavenly Leader, but if General Thunder and Lightning is alerted... then it will be troublesome."

"What about General Thunder?" The expression on Beidou's face seemed to be even more excited: "I've wanted to go cross paths with him for a long time!"

You can’t get in the oil and salt, right?

However, after all, Beidou is the only one who is impulsive. Maplehara Manyo touched his chin and said: "I think what Brother Li said is reasonable. Our purpose is to leave safely. If a disturbance is caused, the situation will become worse." It’s more difficult to deal with.”

"You'd better make a decision quickly," Xina observed the movements outside the room, tightened the handle of the bow in her hand, and said, "They will come in in half a minute."

However, at this critical moment, a nimble figure suddenly flew in from the window. Everyone was shocked and quickly focused their attention away.

It turned out that it was a girl with long flaxen hair and cat legs, and she was holding a lunch box in her hand.

Li Xingshan was shocked. Isn't this girl...Qi Liangliang?

For him who had just experienced the last simulator, he was naturally very familiar with this little courier.

"It's okay, it's okay, it almost timed out! Komaheya Express, the mission will be fulfilled!" Qi Liangliang patted his chest and said with a smile: "Excuse me, who ordered this set meal? Please sign for it!"

At such a critical moment, it suddenly happened, and everyone was a little surprised for a while.

"That one was ordered by me..." A somewhat embarrassed expression appeared on Paimon's face, and he murmured: "I ordered it yesterday. I thought, everyone must have had such a hard time escaping. Will I be hungry..."

"Do you think we are going to go camping?" Ying patted her forehead with a look of helplessness on her face.

"Who knew she would choose this time to come!" Paimon also said a little aggrievedly: "What should we do now?"

Qi Liangliang seemed to have noticed that something was not right. At this moment, her eyes swept across the people in the room, and finally stopped on Li Xingshan and Zheping.

"This little brother is the one who was in the Kamisari Yashiki before..." Qi Liangliang's face turned slightly red. Obviously, whether it was what happened in Li Xingshan's room that day or what he was dreaming about last night, The scenes that happened in the movie all left a deep impression on her about this face.

But soon, she looked at Zheping and others again, as if she had thought of something, and said in surprise: "I remembered the wanted notice I saw on the road this morning. You are wanted criminals... Woohoo!”

Before she finished speaking, Li Xingshan had already covered her mouth. He said helplessly: "Everyone find a place to hide. Leave this girl to me!"