Genshin: Live Q&A, the beginning makes Gan Yushe die

Just when everyone was curious, Qiqi slowly began to explain:

“Coconut milk, it is the milk of coconut sheep, it is better than goat’s milk.”

“Coconut sheep is a legendary, half-fairy beast.”

“The fourth option is the legendary coconut sheep.”

“So, where did Qiqi answer wrong?”

When Seven Seven finished speaking.

In the chat area, there was a dead silence.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

No one expected that the reason why Qiqi chose option D turned out to be this.

[Toma: Coconut milk is produced from coconut sheep, so choose Miss Gan Yu, who is suspected of being a coconut sheep, this answer is fine].

[Kaia: I also think it makes sense, Miss Gan Yu, it turns out that this relationship with coconut milk, cough…]

[Gongzi: It’s not fair, Qiqi obviously chose the correct answer].

After a moment of silence, for a while, countless people, especially men, roared.

After all, Qiqi’s answer is really reminiscent.

Especially the sweet rain in the photo is so beautiful and moving, the figure is also good to explode, the dusty temperament, and coconut milk have a connection, instantly making men call it exciting.

And when everyone was booing, there were also smart people who discovered the hua point.

[Walnut: Past Life Hall big reward guests, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, the first hundred free bottle of coconut milk, first come, first served! ] 】

[Mondstadt LSP: Really, where can I buy products from Shinshengtang, I want to drink coconut milk].

[Inazuma LSP: Add me one].

[Liyue LSP: I also want to drink coconut milk, but I don’t want to buy products from Shinshengtang].

[Arataki Kazuto: Why?] Sounds like such a big deal, why not buy it? If it weren’t for our Inazuma locking up the country and not being able to buy the things of the Past Life Hall, I would have been able to buy the Life Hall into bankruptcy with my uncle

[Gongzi: Ahem, I can only say that you are happy].

Immediately realized that Gan Yu was going to be on fire, lest the walnut of the world not be chaotic, took the opportunity to launch a big reward plan.

Inside the hall, a smug smile appeared on Walnut’s face.

“I’m so smart, I actually came up with this idea immediately, and now we’re going to be famous in the hall of life, hehe.”

“Hall Master, save snacks, that Aunt Ganyu is not something we can offend!”

The steward on the side had a green face.

I dripping my mother, our Past Life Hall is doing business at the foot of Liyue, you say whose advertisement you rub is not good, actually dare to rub the hot spot of Yujingtai secretary Gan Yu.

Aren’t you afraid that the business of the Past Life Hall will be put on small shoes?

Originally, the business of the Past Life Hall was not good, but now it is hated by Gan Yuji, and there will be a good life in the future?

The steward looked sad.

Yukyo Tainai.

Gan Yu looked at the live broadcast screen dumbfounded, and her pretty face was unconsciously covered with crimson and steam.

And, the seven stars of Liyue present are all red at this moment.

Even Ning Guang and Ji Qing, two people who are very serious on weekdays, also forcibly closed their mouths so as not to laugh out loud.

Gan Yu’s temper is good, but when encountering this kind of thing, honest people also have to get angry.

No one wants to provoke Gan Yu, an honest person, at this time.

Gan Yu’s face was extremely hot, and he couldn’t wait to find a crack on the spot to drill in, and he would not come out for the rest of his life.

Now she is really dead, and in the future, walking on the street, I am afraid that there will be no one who does not know her.

And not only know her, I am afraid that when everyone sees her, they will subconsciously think of coconut milk.

She never wanted to get rid of coconut milk in her life.

“Qiqi, you guy!”

Gan Yu squeezed out the murderous voice from between his teeth, and his beautiful eyes were full of helplessness.

Even if she was ashamed to this extent, Gan Yu knew that although she was miserable by Qiqi, she still couldn’t hate Qiqi.

After all, the culprit is the system, and Qiqi is just a “child” with immature minds, and he does not really say that kind of answer with malicious intentions.

For a long time, Gan Yu took a deep breath and suppressed the depression in his heart.

“My lords, I propose to conduct a review of the Past Life Hall, which is suspected of monopolizing our funeral business in Liyue, and if necessary, it is not impossible to properly split the next Life Hall.”

There is no way to deal with Qiqi, but Walnut took the opportunity to make a big deal of preferential rewards, and Gan Yu has not forgotten.

Ahem cough cough –

Seven stars, who was drinking water, choked on the spot and coughed frantically.

Ning Guang and Ji Qing both broke out in cold sweat.

Sure enough, honest people are really scary to get angry.

People make an advertisement, you backhand is a monopoly investigation, and you are not afraid to let the Past Life Hall go bankrupt.

The business of the Past Life Hall was not good, and if such an investigation came again, who would dare to go to the door to do business with the Past Life Hall.

I thought so in my heart, but as before, no one touched the rain at this time.

First, honest people are angry, and second, Ganyu is also a legitimate reason, the Past Life Hall is indeed suspected of monopoly, and there is no problem with Ganyu’s proposal.

“Walnut, bless yourself.”

Ji Qing thought of the walnut that didn’t fall, and couldn’t help but raise his forehead.

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“Hurry up, let our employees brush up and advertise more in the chat area!”

Inside the Hall of Death, Hu Tao didn’t know that he had caused great trouble.

Seeing his clever advertisement, many people began to inquire about the business of Qisheng Hall, and Hu Tao immediately realized that the business opportunity was coming.

Happy, he immediately shouted for all employees to advertise in the chat group.

“Okay, Master!”

The Past Life Hall is helpless, not everyone is as cautious as the steward, some young men, are Walnut said one, they will never say two loyal subordinates, immediately according to Walnut’s words in the chat area advertising.

[Lu Renjia of the Past Birthday: Lucky Church, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, the first 100 customers give away a bottle of coconut milk for free].

[Xiao Bingyi of Past Life Hall: Past Life Hall big reward, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, the first 100 customers give away a bottle of coconut milk for free].

……

Seeing the advertising effect of walnut, those merchants on the continent of Teyvat were not stupid, and immediately realized the business opportunity and brushed it up.

[Blanche: Mondstadt Department Store, 90% discount on coconut milk today, unlimited supply].

[Margaret: Cattail Tavern, serving little Diona’s special coconut milk wine today, guests come soon].

[Wendy: Wow, lady, really fake?] I’m sure I’ll make a show].

[Diona: Wait, lady, when did I ever make coconut milk wine…]

Profiteers in various countries, regardless of three, seven and twenty-one, advertised with coconut milk, and for a time, the entire chat area was screened by coconut milk.

“Walnut!”

Yujingtai, Gan Yuqi’s body trembled.

If she was Youra, she would definitely say a word at this time, and I remembered this feud.

It’s a pity that she is not, and Youra said that she had a grudge, but in fact, she did not hold a grudge, but Gan Yu did not say it in her mouth, but she really remembered the walnut deeply in her heart.

“Now the walnut is miserable.” The seven stars of Liyue all twitched the corners of their mouths.

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That walnut is really not afraid of death, and Gan Yu also dares to provoke death.

I’m afraid you haven’t been in contact with the grave for a long time and learned to jump on the grave.

However, no one expected that offending Gan Yu was only the beginning of Walnut’s tragic future

Just when the profiteers in the comment area were dancing in a crowd –

A cold voice resounded throughout the Teyvat continent:

[Solemn warning: It is strictly forbidden to swipe the screen and advertise in the chat area].

[Walnut, as the chief evil, should be punished].

“Huh?”

In the hall of life, the walnut who was jumping up and down suddenly froze, and his heart choked.