Gensokyo Detective, but surrounded by Shura Field

"As I thought, she's using me to test out manga storylines."

Chu Bai narrowed his eyes:

"And honestly, you're not suited for the seductive route. Just stick to being a comedian in Gensokyo."

"Who wants to be a comedian! This lady has plenty of dignity!"

Remilia took a deep breath, forcefully suppressing the urge to retort.

Slightly displeased, she lightly kicked Chu Bai before speaking again:

"This lady is a bit interested in the dating scenarios in the manga."

"So, you'll accompany me on a date as compensation for your help tonight."

Seeing her put on the airs of a young lady,

Chu Bai immediately revealed a rather comfortable expression:

"That's the spirit, that's the spirit."

"...Are you some kind of masochist?"

Seeing Chu Bai's reaction, Remilia showed a somewhat disgusted look.

As a result, Chu Bai got even more excited.

Remilia: "???"

This guy is definitely not right!

So the real pervert hidden among people is actually this guy in front of me!

"Ahem, just joking to ease the atmosphere, don't take it seriously."

Seeing that Remilia had already taken out Gungnir, seemingly aiming at his butt, Chu Bai quickly returned to his senses.

He quite naturally took Remilia's small hand, holding it with the mentality of an old father holding his daughter, and said:

"Then, the late-night date in the Human Village officially begins!"

"I just hope I don't die halfway through..."

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ps1: A combined chapter, more than four thousand words, not lacking.

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Chapter 161: A Confession from Shinki? Alice: There's Been an Affair! (4.3K)

"Gensokyo, a certain day, a certain year, night. Moonlight enters the house, joyfully setting out."

"Chu Bai was also not asleep, walking together in the Human Village..."

Under the silent night sky,

Remilia, pretending to be cultured, swayed her head and recited.

Chu Bai, however, opened his mouth wide without any grace:

"Haa— yawn—"

"...What's with that? You're so unromantic."

Remilia looked at Chu Bai beside her:

"Being able to date this lady is a wonderful thing that many people seek but can't obtain. Why do you look so tired and lazy?"

Chu Bai raised his thumb:

"Because Miss's beauty is intoxicating. Just a few glances and I'm already drunk."

Remilia widened her eyes in horror.

That Chu Bai with low emotional intelligence would actually say such a sentence?

Could this guy actually be an imposter?

"Hm? What's wrong?"

Chu Bai was a bit strange to see Remilia's shocked look:

"Why do you have the expression of Joseph seeing a Pillar Man? Did I say something wrong just now?"

"N-no..."

Remilia said quickly:

"I'm just shocked by your speaking skills. You've been in Gensokyo for a few months, and it seems your emotional intelligence has improved quite rapidly."

"That's for sure."

Chu Bai raised his thumb:

"I've been through training in various senses. My experience points are growing rapidly now. You can call me the Emotional Intelligence Master."

"Like the fact that there's a faint trace of saliva at the corner of your mouth, I wouldn't be so insensitive as to point it out now."

"??? You still pointed it out!"

Although they were exchanging meaningless retorts,

Remilia's heart was actually secretly beating faster.

The current Chu Bai was holding her hand and had just said such flirtatious words. Coupled with the friendly aura emanating from his body, Remilia really felt this blushing and heart-pounding feeling for the second time.

As for when was the first time?

Of course, it was when Chu Bai unintentionally stole her first kiss. The intertwining and entanglement were much more stimulating than now.

...Damn it, why is my body suddenly getting a little hot? Quickly think of something else to calm down! As a vampire noble, I absolutely can't make such a fool of myself in front of others!

Remilia's thoughts were complicated, but Chu Bai's thoughts were much simpler.

He was completely dating Remilia as if he were taking his daughter out shopping. After all, Remilia's petite appearance really prevented him from thinking in a perverted way.

Just like when he accidentally made a student in his class climax, his first thought was just that his ability was out of control, rather than helping them regain consciousness with his flesh.

Even in the anime world, randomly messing with children will be punished by the iron fist.

...

...

Because the battle just now took place in the sky above the Human Village.

So the two of them directly crashed onto the village street, which was really convenient.

At this time, because it was late at night, the streets were quite deserted, with almost no villagers wandering around.

But as a product of the new era of development, there were still some scattered lights in the night market of the Human Village development zone.

Chu Bai took Remilia to the night market and immediately made a sound:

"Wow, it's a goldfish stall. Miss, let's fish for goldfish?"

Remilia glanced at it simply:

"I'm not interested. Let's look at other games."

Chu Bai looked around again and spoke again:

"Wow, it's a goldfish stall. Miss, let's fish for goldfish?"

Remilia slightly turned her head:

"I said I'm not interested. This is a childish game that someone of Flan's age would like. Quickly find a store that suits my status."

Chu Bai nodded and said for the third time:

"Wow, it's a goldfish stall. Miss, let's fish for goldfish..."

"Hey, where did you come from, you repeater?"

Remilia finally couldn't hold it in:

"You've said the same thing three times in a row! And even in manga dating scenes, no couple goes to fish for goldfish late at night!"

Chu Bai couldn't help but retort:

"Because at this time, the only entertainment in the village is a goldfish stall! Don't you see what time it is? Normal villagers have long gone to sleep!"

"Even the one running this goldfish stall isn't a normal person, but a disguised youkai!"

Remilia fixed her eyes and finally noticed the clues.

Indeed, there was only the goldfish stall left on the whole street, and the owner was a red-haired girl. Although she had applied a concealing spell, she could still sense the youkai aura on her body.

And the red-haired girl immediately showed a smile:

"So it's the renowned Mr. Chu Bai and Miss Remilia of the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

"My name is Rin Kaenbyou, and I'm a subordinate of Satori-sama of the Underground Palace. Because I'm competing with Mr. Chu Bai for turnover, Satori-sama has sent me to the surface to find ways to make money."

"I'm currently running a midnight goldfish scooping stall with an Underground Palace style. 50% of the goldfish inside are actually real, live goldfish."

"???"

Chu Bai slowly typed out a string of question marks:

"So that means the other half are ghost goldfish? It's going to be hell if you scoop them up!"

Facing Chu Bai's question,

Rin Kaenbyou pondered for a moment, and finally tilted her head and stuck out her tongue:

"...Ehehe, chu~?"

"Rather than selling cuteness, I'd rather you sell goldfish properly!"

Of course, Chu Bai and Remilia wouldn't experience such an obvious scam game.

Seeing this, Rin quickly introduced another project:

"Actually, in addition to goldfish scooping, our store also has a trial shooting competition."

"Everyone has ten chances to hit the target. If you hit all the targets, you can get the final prize, which is a super cute Satori-sama limited edition fumo."

Chu Bai just thought this target shooting game was quite interesting, when this scummy cat added:

"Of course, 50% of the targets are also in ghost form and cannot be selected by darts..."

"Why do the targets have to be in ghost form too!"

This time it was finally Remilia's turn to complain:

"Can't you just do business properly?"

Rin blinked her eyes:

"Because if they were all real, it wouldn't show the style of the Underground Palace..."

"Then don't show that gloomy style!"

Remilia let out a long breath. Continuous complaints made her feel quite tired.

So she directly pointed to the target shooting game and said:

"Then let this lady try it first. The prize doesn't matter, as long as I have fun."

"No problem, dear~"

Rin smiled and handed over ten darts, and quickly erected the target.

Remilia confidently reached out her hand, aimed casually, and threw the dart in her hand.

Swoosh—

Hit.