Gensokyo Detective, but surrounded by Shura Field

Chapter 169: Giving Gensokyo a Little Shock of Madness!

"Don't... don't make a sound..."

"I'll be... hss... I'll be done soon..."

Chu Bai's gaze was fiery, and being watched by someone only made his hand movements more intense.

Himekaidou Hatate looked at the man in front of her in shock.

Seriously? Are perverts these days so shameless?

They don't even bother hiding when doing bad things?

*Swish.*

At the height of his excitement, Chu Bai even stood up directly.

Himekaidou Hatate was startled and hurriedly covered her eyes, taking two steps back:

"Wah! Why are you suddenly standing up, you pervert!"

"Are you trying to force me to watch something messed up? And you even want me to use my pure little hands or even my thighs to do dirty and lewd things for you?"

"Although I'm wearing stockings today, I definitely won't go along with you, and I'll never submit to the tyranny of a pervert! I can't help it, even though my combat power isn't strong, I have no choice but to resist with my life now..."

"...Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?"

The continuous resistance finally shifted Chu Bai's attention.

And the expected stimulating smell and rogue offensive didn't appear, so Himekaidou Hatate slightly opened her eyes:

"Eh? Aren't you the pervert who snuck into the newspaper office to do strange things with Aya's socks because you're sexually frustrated?"

"Ah?"

"Eh?"

"Uh?"

"..."

The two stared at each other.

Chu Bai was the first to react, and when he saw the sock in his hand, he immediately understood that this was another classic misunderstanding.

But as soon as he took a step forward to explain, Hatate was startled again, ready to run out and call for help:

"Help... mmm!"

Chu Bai quickly took out a gag to stuff in her mouth and skillfully tied her up with a rope:

"Calm down, I'm not a bad guy!"

What kind of good guy carries a gag and rope around!

Could it be that what I'm about to face is... (harmonized)... (interstitial supplement)...

Himekaidou Hatate was lost in thought when she saw Chu Bai take out Aya's keepsake and the electronic mountain pass that had just been sent to him:

"Here, look at this, can you calm down now?"

"...Eh? Mmm..."

The familiar keepsake and pass finally calmed Hatate down a bit.

Chu Bai quickly took off her gag and gave a detailed explanation.

After a long time, he finally managed to put her at ease:

"You scared me, I thought you were a pervert wandering around here..."

"...Leaving aside the pervert thing, I feel like the tengu girls' minds are very unhealthy. Is this some kind of corporate culture?"

Chu Bai narrowed his eyes slightly.

Himekaidou Hatate shifted her gaze and proactively changed the subject:

"Ahem, anyway, you, the Chosen of Slaanesh..."

"Hmm??"

Seeing that Chu Bai was about to lose it again, Hatate quickly changed her address:

"Ah, no, that's not right... Anyway, Mr. Detective, are you here to help Aya watch the store?"

"That's right."

Chu Bai nodded:

"I'm also helping her deliver newspapers for a few days and trying to find a way to increase the sales of *Aya Shameimaru's Newspaper*."

Hatate blinked.

She wasn't really interested in strangers, and especially didn't want to be close to men.

But for some reason, when she calmed down, she could feel a strong sense of intimacy emanating from Chu Bai, which made her feel close to him:

"Then can I see what kind of news you were writing just now?"

"Sure."

Chu Bai generously handed over the manuscript.

Hatate looked down and immediately couldn't hold back any longer...

[Aya Shameimaru's Newspaper Special Edition:]

[*A Brief Discussion on the Lunchboxes of the New Era—The Delicious Socks of Maidens!*]

[Hello, this is the upright and honest Shameimaru Aya.]

[As we all know, living beings need oxygen. Even the strongest warrior cannot survive without oxygen.]

[But what if a beautiful maiden is willing to take off her thin socks and let me suffocate with that still-warm fabric? What if a maiden uses fragrant socks to rudely block my nostrils?]

[So today, I want to specifically explore the socks of maidens, which are the lunchboxes that many people long for...]

Himekaidou Hatate: "????"

After only reading the beginning, she immediately started sweating:

"Um, Mr. Chu Bai... are you really planning to publish such an article?"

"Of course, why else would I write it?"

Chu Bai took back the manuscript and confidently gave a thumbs up:

"After all, I'm a man who's going to make a big splash. If I want to earn a million in five days, how can I do it without some gimmicks?"

"And the clickbait titles that deliberately exaggerate have already been used by Aya, so there's not much effect in using them again."

"So let's just go big and vigorously promote madness literature!"

Hatate wiped the sweat from her forehead:

"But this is a newspaper, it needs to have concrete content, you can't just keep being crazy, right?"

"That's not true."

Chu Bai said affirmatively:

"I do have some content, why don't you keep reading?"

Hearing this, Hatate continued to look down...

[...After many years of personal experience and careful tasting, I have finally discovered some patterns.]

[For example, the socks of a tsundere maiden will generally have a faint fruity scent, such as the scent of citrus. And the gentle and quiet maiden will often have a faint floral fragrance.]

[As for those who are often active and have cheerful personalities, the taste of their socks is also rich and diverse. Although it is impossible to distinguish, the overall taste allows you to breathe in the scent of sunshine...]

"What kind of content is this!"

Hatate's face was flushed:

"Th-th-this... it's indecent, what kind of system is this!"

Chu Bai shook his finger:

"Hatate, you're still too young."

"In Gensokyo, a slightly conservative place, this kind of madness literature that vents to the fullest will be welcomed."

"And I've also marked this as a special edition, which is different from regular news. If it's really criticized, we can delete this section at any time."

"Th-th-this... you... I..."

Himekaidou Hatate stammered for a long time.

Finally, she put down the newspaper and said weakly:

"Forget it, anyway, Aya gave you authorization, so do whatever you want."

"But I've warned you, publishing this kind of article will significantly reduce your reputation, you should think about it carefully."

"Don't worry about that."

Chu Bai said confidently:

"After all, I'm publishing it under Aya's name, so it won't have any impact on my reputation..."

"???"

Hatate twitched her eyes:

"No wonder you don't care so much, it's not your own name at all!"

"...Ehehe, chu~?"

"Don't force yourself to act cute, you!"

...

...

At the same time.

Shameimaru Aya was still on her way to Hell.

She wasn't worried about the newspaper office at all, and she had considerable trust in Chu Bai's abilities.

With Chu Bai's level, he would definitely increase the sales of the newspaper by a large margin, and also improve the reputation of the newspaper office.

"Mr. Chu Bai, you definitely won't let me down, right?"

Thinking this, Aya continued to fly forward with peace of mind...

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ps1: I passed the interview, so I'm going to be busy again...

Like today, I need to prepare for the qualification review, and all kinds of materials must be complete.

Chapter 170: Yakumo Yukari is Injured! An Eerily Atmospheric Summer Night Festival!

Just like that, the fresh newspaper was published.

In addition to the standard scandals and gossip tabloids of Aya Shameimaru's Newspaper, there were also Chu Bai's uniquely styled creative short stories.

Himekaidou Hatate was originally prepared to watch the fun, after all, she couldn't imagine that any readers would be interested in this kind of thing.

But unexpectedly, the sales of the newspaper actually went up?

Although most people were complaining, they actually took out their wallets and paid for it while complaining?

So Hatate, who couldn't figure it out, used her unique psychometry ability to collect people's conversations.

Part of the conversation at the newsstand in the Human Village was successfully learned by her.

"Damn, this is too OP..."

"This content is really hard to hold back."