Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

How dare Li Qingming respond?

My daughter, you are not doing your best for your father, but you want to kill your father!

Are you crazy, poaching the witch Pei Zhinan in front of her?

There are not many peers in the entire spiritual world who dare to do this.

but......

Why do you think it’s really exciting when you think about it?

When the waiter started serving the food, Li Qingming suppressed these thoughts for the time being. Now he was really only qualified to be the plaything of that witch and part-time job as a nanny.

It's not a big problem either.

Li Qingming is also very good at enjoying hardships, and with such a daughter, his life is much richer and more colorful than before.

"Daddy, burp~I'm so full."

"Then let's go shopping, take a walk, and eat."

After feeding his daughter, Li Qingming took her to a high-end snack shop under his own name. The shop specializes in selling candies with high sales in his previous life. Chocolate and some candies with fancy shapes are its main products.

In this world of spiritual practice that lacks entertainment options, he would just take out any items from his previous life and kill them indiscriminately.

The dog-licking economy that was prevalent in previous lives also applies here. To be more precise, because the average age of practitioners is measured in hundreds, the imbalance between men and women has reached an extremely exaggerated level.

The high-level monks who are thousands of years old can still have eighteen concubines every day. The monks who have no money and cultivation are despised even if they go to the brothel.

From luxury restaurants to high-end dim sum shops, he has directly monopolized the high-end catering industry in Lin'an City, or he has had his hands in high-end stores in all walks of life.

Women make the best money?

No, you can make more money by licking dogs!

The male monks here will only be more generous if they spend spiritual stones!

It is worth mentioning that there is also a high-end private clothing store, but it is not suitable for taking little ones.

Then take a few things back to open the eyes of the witch.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the store, a beautiful female cultivator wearing a Lolita dress from her previous life came forward. In the entire shopping circle of Lin'an City, Li Qingming's face is synonymous with the God of Wealth. I don't know how attractive he is. The young monk was tossing and rubbing her legs late at night.

Although she was just a pretty little Qi Refining Realm cultivator, she also wanted to be the boss's wife. Now that she saw Li Qingming, she naturally showed great enthusiasm, but was driven away by the latter with a wave of her hand. .

No one is allowed to disturb me from posting with my daughter!

"Dad, are these really candies? Why do they look like pigs, rabbits, and puppies?"

"Wow, there are actually flowers and birds!"

"Wow wow wow, they are all so beautiful!"

Across the display cabinet, Pei Zhulu's eyes were almost dazzled. She thought that the sugar paintings she had just seen on the road were the most beautiful candies in the world, but she did not expect that there were such lifelike candies.

Can't see it at all.

"These are soft candies and fruit-flavored hard candies. One is bouncy and soft, and the other is similar to the candy painting I just bought." Li Qingming patiently explained that the customer base attracted by this store is originally female monks. and younger children.

"What about this little black square?"

"This is called chocolate, and it's also candy."

"It's also sugar, candy?!"

The little guy's eyebrows were about to knit together. The dark, square, or other-shaped candies inside looked like some elixirs. Just looking at them made her mouth full of bitterness.

"Of course, it's not just candy, it also has a deep meaning!"

Before Li Qingming spoke this time, the little girl in purple who was also looking around in the store couldn't help but explain first, "I heard that this is a marriage candy made from the fruit of a marriage tree in Yue Lao's backyard who is responsible for all marriages in the world. , as long as you give it to the person you like and eat it, that person will never leave you for the rest of his life! He will like you for the rest of his life!"

"Wow, really?"

"Of course, not only in this life, but also in the next life, the other party will also renew their relationship with you!"

"Wow!"

Seeing that the little guy's eyes widened again, Li Qingming didn't bother him.

The story is naturally false, it is just a story he made up to increase prices, a simple but effective marketing method.

"Of course it's true." The little girl in purple, who was only six or seven years old, nodded as if it was serious and stared at the various chocolates in the display cabinet in a daze.

The little guy also stared at the display cabinet and couldn't help but ask: "Is it true that if you give it to the person you like, that person will like you forever?"

"Of course, why did I lie to you when I had nothing to do?" The little girl in purple muttered, "It's just that the marriage candy is too expensive. I didn't even bring enough spiritual stones with me when I went out this time."

After that, she withdrew her reluctant gaze, said hello to Pei Zhulu and walked out on her own, "Okay, keep reading, I'm going home!"

"Dad, is there really a moon in the world, Moon Man?" The little guy frowned and thought for a long time before he remembered the man in charge of something, and then looked at Li Qingming expectantly.

"Of course," Li Qingming felt that believing in so-called fairy tales when he was young was actually a very romantic thing.

When I was a child, I didn't even have this little bit of beauty. When I grow up, I have to struggle in society and suffer all kinds of hardships. That kind of life is too cruel.

You laugh at those little brats who believe in light, and they laugh at you as a stupid adult who has been scarred by reality.

"Not only is there Yue Lao, there is also a Guanghan Palace on the moon where Fairy Chang'e lives, and there is also a laurel full of flowers..."

Listening carefully to Li Qingming's description, the little guy couldn't help but look forward to it and looked up to look for the moon that could not be seen during the day.

After searching to no avail, she returned to reality.

"Which ones do you like, daddy will buy them for you," Li Qingming looked at the little guy dotingly. If she liked it, it wouldn't be a big deal for him to let the craftsmen build her a candy castle tonight.

"Well," the little guy stared at the display case for a long time, and finally hesitated between a little white rabbit and a little deer.

"How about buying both for you?" Li Qingming looked on and asked.

Contrary to his expectations, Pei Zhulu just shook his head and made an immediate decision, "Just buy one. I heard this candy is valuable."

She finally chose the deer lying on the ground, "Dad, I want this!"

Li Qingming was naturally 100% obedient. Since his daughter said to buy one, he would buy this one.

When he walked out of the store, Li Qingming watched strangely as the little guy suddenly let go of his hand.

"Ah, daddy!"

"What's wrong?" Li Qingming thought she regretted buying the deer. ,

Pei Zhulu looked down at the chocolate in the small transparent square box in his hand, glanced at it several times, and then raised his face that suddenly became extremely serious.

It seems that he has made a lot of determination.

"Daddy, I give you this clever, clever...marriage candy,"

Although he spoke a little stuttering, the little guy spoke every word very seriously. He placed the small square box in Li Qingming's palm, then raised his head and asked:

"I don't think about the next life, just this life..."

"Dad, can you please like me in this life..."

"I'm not greedy..."