Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

In his previous life, Li Qingming failed to become a man.

I don’t know how wonderful the experience of eating the essence is.

When he came to the practice world here, he also fell in love with the wonderful feeling that penetrated deeply into the soul when practicing breakthrough.

If you are a man, come and make a hundred... Bah!

If you are a man, you should become stronger!

Once upon a time, his goal was to be a handsome Saitama teacher who was not bald.

But in recent days, he has gradually become decadent.

Hey!

You stinky witch, ruined my practice!

Putting on his clothes, Li Qingming thought bitterly in his heart, and vowed that he would rather die than obey next time!

What do you mean?

Let me stay down there every day?

Tell me, where should I, Li Qingming, put my face?

And all kinds of emotions disappeared when they saw the little guy.

"Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy..."

Pei Zhulu made a long milky sound and jumped into Li Qingming's arms. She hadn't seen him for a few hours. She missed her father so much!

"Have you finished your homework?"

"Yeah!"

The little guy nodded vigorously. She was a little lazy, but she was never vague in her work.

After coming back from the banquet, the little girl didn't need to ask Li Qingming or Pei Zhinan to speak. She went to the courtyard to do her homework in a orderly manner. She wiped the sweat by herself, got up and continued when she fell.

"Hey, Dad, you smell like grandma," Pei Zhulu wrinkled his little nose and sniffed like a cat, "It smells like milk, it smells like milk."

Li Qingming's expression froze. When he was fighting hard, he couldn't hold back his last few mouthfuls. As a result, he was scratched by the demon girl on his back with a bloody mark, and he is still feeling pain.

But this matter is ultimately inappropriate to talk about in front of children.

"Stupid, Dad has been with you for a long time, so he smells like milk," Li Qingming ticked the little guy's nose.

"Really? My mother-in-law used to say I stink and wouldn't let me hold her in my arms."

"She's talking nonsense, you're so sweet."

"Hey, I miss daddy so much~"

Pei Zhulu couldn't help but rub his little face against Li Qingming. No matter when she was happy or expressing love, the little guy loved to use this action.

Li Qingming also enjoyed the intimacy between father and daughter very much. He hugged her and returned to the study to read the picture books to her, and also taught her to read some words.

The sky quickly changed from a bright sunset to a dark one.

"Daddy, why do all the Taoist priests in the story say they want to subjugate demons and submit to Mo?" After listening to Li Qingming tell the story of the demonic version of "Fox Demon Nie Xiaoqian", the little guy raised his head and asked, with a faint tone in his voice. Some tension.

"Conquer the demons."

Li Qingming wrote these four words again and thought for a while before explaining: "Because from their standpoint, the demon is the bad side."

"Are demons bad?"

"It can't be so absolute," looking at the little guy's big confused eyes, Li Qingming felt that it was necessary to establish some understanding for her in advance while she was still young.

The monks in this world have the means to move mountains and reclaim seas, so naturally there will be all kinds of monsters.

Since ancient times, human monks have slowly come to dominate this world through constant competition with other races. There have been so many disputes, blood, and tears that it has long been difficult to tell who is right and who is wrong.

Human beings dominate the practice world, and the demon clan is naturally declining day by day. Except for a few demon clan who have become followers of some aristocratic sects, the rest have all fled to some secret realm of the demon clan.

Of the stories of slaying demons, only the latter is still popular among righteous monks. Occasionally, there are rumors of sporadic demons causing trouble to mortal cities.

"Like humans, demons must have good and bad qualities, but some things that seem normal to demons are actually bad things that are harmful to nature and morality in the eyes of Taoist priests."

Pei Zhulu couldn't understand what he heard, so he just stared at Li Qingming and waited for the next words.

"Well, it's like the spiritual rabbit we ate today. Is it delicious?"

"Good times!"

When Pei Zhulu heard this, he was so excited that he jumped out of Li Qingming's arms. The corners of his mouth were slightly sparkling, and his mouth was filled with saliva just from the aftertaste.

"Daddy will take you to eat some other time." Seeing her look like this, Li Qingming couldn't help but laugh, and then said seriously: "The spiritual rabbit is delicious, but if we eat it, what will the mother of the spiritual rabbit think?"

Li Qingming knew that it was difficult for the little guy to understand some things at his age. For her, things were not impermanent, but that she had not yet formed a concrete understanding, and she needed the guidance of an adult.

But when it fell into the ears of the little guy who only had eyes for spiritual rabbits, it had a different meaning:

Why does Mother Rabbit smell so good?

How to make mother rabbit fragrant?

"Then it will definitely taste good no matter how you cook it!" The little guy smashed his pink lips, clasped his fingers, and said in a serious tone, "It's the most fragrant when roasted, and it's also fragrant when braised, and it should be very spicy! "

"..." Li Qingming laughed dryly, feeling a little lucky in his heart: "Fortunately, I didn't mean to eat the baby rabbit, I should have also eaten the mother rabbit."

It's crooked, but not too crooked.

"Let's not talk about how to make rabbits delicious. If the baby rabbit is listening to stories in his father's arms like you are now, but is captured by the bad guy Xiong Xiong, what will happen to his father?" Li Qingming changed his expression. .

"I don't want to leave Dad!"

The little guy seemed to have witnessed some extremely terrifying scenes, and crawled into Li Qingming's arms again. The two little hands holding his clothes turned red due to excessive exertion.

After a long while, she asked in a low voice: "If I were also captured by Bad Bear, would Dad be sad?"

"That's more than just sad." Li Qingming held her in front of him and made a crying face. "My father won't be able to eat or sleep. He will cry and cry thinking about you every day."

This worried Pei Zhulu so much that he wiped the non-existent tears on Li Qingming's face with his small hands, "Dad, you can't cry, I will be so sad!"

When a man takes on the role of father from the role of husband to the new role of father, he really can't bear the little feminine offensive of his own little cotton-padded jacket.

"Dad, I understand!"

After comforting Li Qingming, Pei Zhulu rolled his eyes and said as if to take credit: "We ate the rabbit, we will be very happy, but the mother rabbit will be very sad!"

Children can be taught!

Li Qingming nodded, and just as he was about to rub her head as a reward, he heard the little guy mutter again: "But Tutu is really good..."

Yes, the road is long and difficult.

"The truth is like this, we think things are normal, but they make them sad, and vice versa." Li Qingming closed the book, "There are too many things in the world that are difficult to distinguish between right and wrong, because they all have different perspectives."

No matter how those demons slaughtered mortals, monks did this kind of thing very well.

Realizing that his words were too profound for the little guy, Li Qingming added: "The demon may not be bad, but it is difficult for a monk to like the demon."

"Do you mean to be annoying?"

Li Qingming gently chinned his head, unaware that the little guy in his arms had a bit of sadness under his lowered eyes.