Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

"It's really not what it used to be..."

Li Qingming put the little guy to sleep and sat down at the desk. He couldn't help but rub his forehead. Staying up all night didn't make him feel tired. Instead, he soaked in the medicinal solution overnight, and now he felt energetic. .

But if you are too full, you will feel tired, a bit exhausted, and you will not be able to close your eyes and fall asleep like a little guy. In that state, you may have to sleep for several days.

He spread out a blank book, picked up the pen on the table and gradually fell into deep thought.

This is a habit he has developed since his previous life.

Now that he knew Pei Zhinan's identity as a demon and the demon blood of the little guy, he naturally needed to take precautions and make some preparations in advance.

But the more important thing is how to make up for the invisible gap caused by his absence from the little guy these years.

Pei Zhinan is also indispensable.

Li Qingming guessed that she must have encountered some trouble before sending the little guy to her side. What happened last night might also be some kind of test.

Li Qingming may not have been able to understand it before last night, but if he switches positions now, what he will do will not be so simple.

The barrier between demons and humans is a chasm built with the flesh and bones of countless ancestors. How can Pei Zhinan be sure that he, Li Qingming, will not change his face after knowing the truth?

"Where does this witch get her confidence in me?"

Li Qingming had some subtle emotions in his heart, but he didn't pay much attention to it. Who in the world could figure out what this witch was thinking?

"Can humans and demons coexist harmoniously?"

Li Qingming wrote such a question on the page, and then said to himself: "Actually, it's not impossible."

As far as he knew, the demon clan who had cultivated and recuperated in the secret territory of the demon clan over the years had gradually begun to move around the world of cultivation, and had also established connections with some sects and started to communicate with each other.

The blood feud of the past has now slowly faded away with the souls of those ancestors. Not to mention letting go of everything in the past, but each can also be vigilant and achieve a win-win situation in some aspects.

Especially some of the treasures of heaven, materials and earth that are unique to the secret territory of the Monster Clan. Even Jiuzhou Palace purchased a batch and tried to cultivate them, but they all ended in failure.

The medicinal plants in both worlds cannot survive in the outside world, but they are indispensable resources for both sides.

This situation is actually equivalent to the prerequisite for "peace" between the two sides.

Li Qingming remembered that his master had clearly mentioned that the higher-ups of the Jiuzhou Palace Sect had this intention, but as the leader of the righteous path, they had too many rules to consider.

Perhaps in a few decades or hundreds of years, we will really be able to see a prosperous scene of transvestites.

But Li Qingming really doesn't want to wait. The little guy is so worried that he won't like her because of "travelin prejudice". Is it possible that he has to make her wait for tens or hundreds of years?

It has to subtly change the inherent cognition of most people.

Li Qingming thought quietly, and his eyes couldn't help but stop on the bookshelves filled with books from the bookstore under his name.

"The most shameless means of aggression is ideological invasion."

Li Qingming suddenly smiled, holding the pen and hovering over the paper, with a mischievous smile, "It's time for the monks in this world to experience what sadomasochism is..."

"The Legend of White Snake"

He wrote the title of the book and then started writing like a god.

He has been able to write so many miscellaneous readings over the years. According to the impression in his memory, he wrote a work that people can't put down, but it is not too simple.

In his previous life, he would have been a master-level copywriter.

[Looking at the golden bowl as big as a mountain falling from the sky, covering his wife with wet tears on her face, Xu Xian's heart seemed to be imprisoned in the dark and lightless hell with her... .]

[Beside him, a green snake quietly climbed onto his wrist. 】

Li Qingming wrote most of the plot of the magically adapted version of White Snake in one breath, and then conveniently left a hook at the end of this paragraph.

As an author, how can you end without leaving a hook?

After a rough tour of the previous plot, Li Qingming is full of confidence. I can only rely on my emotional writing skills to prevent the female monk from bursting into tears and make the male monk also want to marry a monster wife. Even if I lose!

Just as he was about to leave it to Uncle Fu to go to the bookstore, Pei Zhinan's voice sounded faintly behind him.

"I haven't seen enough yet. Sit down and continue writing for me."

"Can you stop walking silently every day? You are a demon, not a ghost!" Li Yuan, who was suddenly startled, naturally had no good temper. "I'm tired so I won't write anymore. I want to see when I'm free."

Funny, do you really think readers can threaten a dog author like him?

Dreaming~

How could Pei Zhinan be cheating?

As soon as the shadow in front of his eyes flashed, Li Qingming realized that Pei Zhinan had already sat on the desk, with his legs on both sides of his shoulders.

As long as he gets closer, he can see the peach blossom garden.

But Pei Zhinan's unkind tone made him temporarily put aside some of his charming thoughts, "Is this green snake also a monster?"

"What do you think?" Li Qingming was hard-pressed for a while, then suddenly he heard another sound, almost breaking into a cold sweat.

——The hilt of the sword was stepped on by the witch again!

"Li Qingming."

"If you fart, just let it go," Li Qingming stood firm and still, but did not dare to look directly into Pei Zhinan's eyes that seemed to be on fire.

This witch is going to fucking eat people again!

"This heartless man named Xu has a white snake and Bai Suzhen is not enough. Do you want to raise a green snake?" The coldness in Pei Zhinan's words was like a severe winter wind and snow. "Or are you writing about yourself?"

"Listen to me...don't use your feet!"

Li Qingming had a difficult time saying that he had no choice but to bow his head because the leverage was at his feet.

But there was a bright and dangerous smile on Pei Zhinan's face.

"You can't even please me, you still want to find me?"