Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

——Is there such a good thing?

If his own experience were a novel, Li Qingming knew that there would definitely be many perverted readers who would have such thoughts.

It's a pity that Li Qingming is not good at this. He has always claimed to be an upright young man, and he has always been considered a decent man. At most, he only listens to music at the Goulan, the kind that only listens but does not touch.

Facing the temptation of the witch, Li Qingming remained unmoved and sneered: "It's disgusting or not. I don't wear shoes every day. I'm so dirty..."

A dangerous light gradually flashed in the corners of Pei Zhinan's tall eyes.

This man has never been willing to obey her!

Everyone in the world calls her a witch, but Pei Zhinan never refutes.

Demons are evil and strange demons, and they are also demons that cannot be understood.

When it was freezing cold, she would give a blanket and a piece of food to the beggars on the street corner who were about to freeze to death. If she was in a good mood, she would peel off the skin and cramps of the beggars behind them, and burn their souls with burning lamps. As for when this punishment will end, it may be years or decades, or it may be hundreds of years.

The length of time depends on Pei Zhinan's mood at the time.

If you are in a good mood, extend the time and add more candlelight. If they were in a bad mood, those people might be able to get relief earlier.

And she will also wipe out the vitality of the entire city with one sword, leaving not a single blade of grass left.

For Pei Zhinan, there is no good or evil in the world.

She is a witch and only follows her own heart.

Everything you do comes from your heart.

If she meets something unpleasant or someone she likes, she will never let him stay in the world.

After all these years, the only exception was Li Qingming, who was still shouting in front of her.

"No kiss, right?" she asked again.

"I, Li Qingming, am upright and not a womanizer. Even if I were to kiss the butt of a spiritual pig, I would never be able to kiss your feet!" Li Qingming said firmly.

The strength is gone, but the face cannot be lost.

"Oh, you're not a womanizer?"

After hearing what he said, Pei Zhinan just chuckled: "Li Qingming, do you think of me as a woman like your stupid master with evil intentions, or as the junior sister of your wooden-headed noble daughter of the Jiang family?"

"Listen to what you said? What do I believe?"

Hearing these words that were neither gentle nor light, but full of teasing and ridicule, Li Qingming turned off the fire for the time being.

No, you are a witch, why are you still conducting interpersonal relationships investigation?

"Why, won't you continue to be tough?"

Pei Zhinan's face became more sarcastic, and he raised his legs a little higher, using his toes to lift Li Qingming's chin, "I like to see you the most stern and shy, pretending to be tough."

"What a coincidence." Although he had no ability to resist, Li Qingming still didn't want to lose to this old enemy. "I also like the way you say no and then don't let go."

He even had the leisure to peek down along the snow-white skin of his chin, trying to explore the scenery somewhere.

"Li Qingming!" Sensing his movement, Pei Zhinan quickly retracted his raised left leg, his eyes filled with tranquility again: "You are really not afraid of death, are you?"

die?

Li Qingming actually had nothing to be afraid of.

and......

Is this witch really capable of attacking him now?

Li Qingming raised his lips, "You don't want to see your daughter without a father, right?"

This sentence seemed to hit Pei Zhinan's pain point, and the familiar feeling of suffocation appeared on Li Qingming again.

"I really thought she had your blood flowing on her body and you were her father," Pei Zhinan fell in front of Li Qingming and flicked his cheek with her slender fingers, "Li Qingming, remember, her last name is Pei!"

"As for you, you are nothing more than a fertility tool!"

"Yes, yes," there was no fear in Li Qingming's eyes, and there was even a smile on his face. The tools for childbirth are just tools. In this world of cultivation, some male cultivators with low strength, appearance and good talent are really just tools.

There are even corresponding professions.

"Are you humiliating me?" Pei Zhinan saw the clear ridicule in Li Qingming's eyes.

"You've already told me, and you still ask?"

"You chose this yourself."

Pei Zhinan smiled slightly and returned the same mocking gaze.

At first, Li Qingming didn't care, but after a slight dizziness, an ominous sense of crisis gradually filled his heart.

The two of them actually went from his courtyard study to Ziyun Garden, a thousand miles away in Ziyun Peak, which was also the home where Li Qingming and his master had been together for twenty years.

He even appeared in his master’s boudoir!

If that was the case, Li Qingming wouldn't be worried. What frightened him was that Jiuzhou Palace, as the leader of the Righteous Path, had always had strict access protection measures. Even the monks who transformed themselves into gods couldn't break in without making a fuss.

But how did she, Pei Zhinan, do it?

"Why, are you scared now?" Pei Zhinan finally smiled, and the smile between his eyebrows seemed to turn into the March spring breeze, filling the room with misty fragrance.

After being silent for a while, Li Qingming asked: "Have you become a god?"

The major realms of the spiritual world are similar to some novels he has read in his previous life. They all start with refining Qi to build the foundation, and then forming elixirs to produce golden elixirs to break the Yuanying. The monks after the Yuanying realm are already powerful. .

Transform into gods, return to the void, merge with the Tao, overcome tribulations...

Li Qingming could only choose a realm that was within the scope of his imagination to ask.

"It's still a little worse."

Pei Zhinan's tone was faintly excited. She wanted to keep Li Qingming under her for the rest of her life, so naturally she had to surpass him in cultivation!

The more silent Li Qingming behaves, the more excited she becomes!

"Are you scared, Li Qingming?" Pei Zhinan was almost unable to suppress some impulse in his heart.

She has not forgotten the humiliation Li Qingming brought to her.

Therefore, she will come back with severe, severe revenge!

Li Qingming was still silent.

Two and a half years ago, he and Pei Zhinan were both in their early twenties and both were monks at the Golden Core stage, but the latter was half a level higher than him and had already reached the Golden Core stage.

But two and a half years later, she had actually crossed over to the Nascent Soul and half-stepped into becoming a god.

It is only one and a half realms, but there are many monks who have spent hundreds of years and dare not die of old age during the promotion period.

His little junior sister Jiang's seventeen-year-old golden elixir was already extremely shocking, but it was eclipsed in front of this witch.

"So," Li Qingming suppressed all his emotions and asked, "You came just to humiliate me and see my jokes?"

"Humiliation? How could I be willing to humiliate you~"

Pei Zhinan suddenly had a gentle smile on his face, touched Li Qingming's cheek, and then smiled brightly: "Of course I want to play with you!"

The difference between before and after cannot be described by the word "demon".

"Li Qingming, you can beg me." Pei Zhinan smiled at the corners of his eyes.

Li Qingming was still unmoved by these words that he was tired of hearing. He asked for something that he could never ask for in his life.

But what Pei Zhinan said made him smile.

"If you don't beg me!"

"I will humiliate you severely in your master's boudoir!"