Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

The actors on the stage are experiencing the life of the characters in the play.

The spectators in the audience were enjoying the various performances performed by the actors.

Pei Zhulu, who was sitting in the attic, took out a small book as big as her palm from nowhere. She was reading and writing while mumbling something.

"That's right, that's right, isn't that what you should do when you are a mother-in-law?"

"Wash the laundry, chop wood, do the cooking!"

"Write it down, write it down, take it back and show it to my mother-in-law."

Most children of this age cannot understand the romance, hatred between country and family in those TV dramas. They can only distinguish some simple things about what is good and what is bad, but they can always find their own unique perspective to understand it.

In the eyes of the little guy, this drama is just like running away from home.

And that gentleman named Chen is not as good as her.

Not only was she lost and hungry, but she also had to sleep in a cold ruined temple. She was not as smart as she was before.

Fortunately, I met a fox demon with a beautiful heart and a kind heart.

only......

"Except for not being as good-looking as my mother-in-law, this Xiaoqian is a thousand times better than my mother-in-law in every other aspect! Ten thousand times!" Pei Zhulu secretly compared it. The former's gentleness and virtuousness could not be compared to her mother-in-law's. appear on the body.

On the contrary, she has seen it all over her father.

"I really feel sorry for Dad."

Noticing the distress in the little guy's gaze towards him, Li Qingming was also confused and had no idea what was going on in his daughter's little head.

"Daddy, daddy," Pei Zhulu, who did and said whatever he thought, was already lying in Li Qingming's arms again.

It doesn't matter, anyway, she is good to my father and will find many new wives for him!

"Will Xiaoqian do the laundry service for that minister every day from now on?" she asked.

Li Qingming looked far away, and the plot on the stage had reached the stage where Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian were determined to decide on each other's hearts for the rest of their lives. The former studied hard while the latter worked hard at housework, but they were in love.

But the subsequent plot is not a sweet family episode, but all kinds of sadomasochistic entanglements.

He shook his head, "The two of us are about to separate."

"ah?"

The little guy was arguing loudly, thinking that the two of them could live happily like this, just like in those stories.

"You can find out if you read further." Li Qingming said with a smile. In addition to writing homework for exams, it is always interesting to find other answers on your own.

Pei Zhulu nodded his chin and looked at it seriously again. Then the more he looked at the fox ears, the more they stretched.

How come two people who seemed so good to each other separated like this?!

Perhaps because of his usual bad taste, or perhaps because he had been single for too long in his previous life, Li Qingming really couldn't bear to see the male and female protagonists get together smoothly so early.

Under his arrangement, although one demon and one person love each other, there is always a gap that cannot be overcome.

One is a poor scholar whose family is impoverished, and the other is a fox demon whose life is firmly controlled by the old demon from Montenegro. Even if they are in love, how can they overcome all kinds of obstacles.

Afraid that she would bring trouble to Ning Caichen, Nie Xiaoqian hesitated a lot and made a difficult decision. From being as gentle as water in the morning, she became a city woman who was disliked by everyone.

There is no more food to cook and no more clothes to wash.

Ning Caichen didn't care about this, but he was hampered by all kinds of ridicule and look down upon him.

After a big quarrel, the two finally separated angrily.

But just after she left Ning Caichen, Nie Xiaoqian was tortured by her "grandma" into a state of disgrace. Not only was she stripped of her magic power, but she was also forced to use her mortal body to chop down all the dead trees in the mountains into firewood, otherwise she would go to Kill the elm scholar.

Under the swaying wind and snow, Nie Xiaoqian's hands were dripping with blood, dripping into plums on the snow.

In the end, he became a white fox lying in the ice and snow, with blood coming from the corners of his mouth and almost losing his soul!

This development made everyone in the audience, whether they were watching this play for the first time or not, couldn't help but curse. They were not cursing the actors on the stage, but were kindly greeting the people who arranged the play.

The stage special effects created using various array equipment made them feel as if they were seeing the infatuated fox demon Nie Xiaoqian under the heavy snow.

"The play is good to watch and the singing is good, but the person behind the scenes who wrote the script and rehearsed the play is not a son of man!"

"Does any fellow Taoist know who arranged this play? Let's go quickly tonight to express our regards."

But the more they scolded him, the more obvious the hidden smile on Li Qingming's lips became.

This is called handing out some candies, and then giving some knives. When readers chase and shout that they want to send some specialties to the author, the dog author behind the screen is always laughing and joking.

Why is it always easy to attach the word "art" to the ending of a tragedy? It is simply that it is more likely to arouse emotional resonance and leave a deep impression on people.

The more bumpy the journey, the scenery at the end will be more pleasant. All the bitterness you experienced before is the flavoring for the sweetness later.

Li Qingming has read a lot of books and written a lot, and he is very familiar with this drama. To be honest, if these links were missing, this drama would be much less impressive and would not attract such a big response.

Just like Li Qingming listened to so many classic plays in the orphanage, most of them made people cry.

This scene, in the eyes of the little guy, made her feel the same.

"Dad, this Montenegro grandma is really bad!" She cried and pouted, as if she had thought of some extremely tragic scene.

Li Qingming was also busy comforting her. He didn't want to see the little girl shed a tear, but he particularly enjoyed the process of comforting her. "Good monsters will be rewarded with good things, and bad monsters will be rewarded with bad things."

This is also another purpose of Li Qingming's trip. In addition to letting the little guy relieve his knot, he also wants to create such a sense for everyone.

He didn't want to see the little guy wearing a sunhat half the size of her body and a long skirt that was too bulky and not close-fitting to cover up certain 'defects' on his body when he saw her again.

One day, he must eliminate the so-called "difference between men and monsters."

Let’s start from Lin’an City.

The drama that follows is interesting to watch. The scholar Ning Caichen realizes it later, and together with the swordsman Yan Chixia, they help the people of this area to get rid of the old Black Mountain demon who caused trouble in the mountains and wilderness, and finally have a baby with the fox demon Nie Xiaoqian. Pile of little foxes...

When the scene came to an end, everyone felt as if they were in a different world.

The little guy was also confused. It took him a while to wake up, but his brows never relaxed.

If you ask her what the play is about, she can't tell you. She only remembers that the fox demon in it was kicked out of the house after he couldn't wash, cook, and chop firewood.

"Then my grandma will be kicked out of the house sooner or later?!"

With such worries, Pei Zhulu returned to the courtyard and found Pei Zhinan, who was lying leisurely on the soft couch in the study, reading a book.

"Aniang!" she shouted loudly.

Feeling a little noisy, Pei Zhinan was slightly impatient and said, "Say."

"I'm telling you! Get up quickly and go chop wood and wake up!"

The little guy really mustered up his courage, and without any lag, he said all the words he had been thinking about all the way, and even the missed ones were said smoothly, "Oh, Yihu also remembered to wash it. !”

If you are lazy now, what will you do if you are kicked out of your home?

Pei Zhulu was thinking dullly when he saw that Pei Zhinan not only didn't respond, he was even lying there reading a book without moving at all.

She couldn't help but frown, why are you so disobedient?

So, the little guy imitated the tone and words of the old Black Mountain demon when he spoke before, and tried his best to make a fierce expression:

"Pei, Pei Zhinan,"

"You must not listen to me, right? Believe it or not, I..."

But this time, before Pei Zhulu finished speaking, he was stared at by that cold and faint gaze, making his whole body tremble, and his ears almost hid in his hair.

"Auntie, I didn't hear you clearly. Please say it again."