Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

Li Qingming really broke out in a cold sweat.

He thought about it a lot, but never imagined that he could see this famous dish here.

The starry opening in front is truly stunning.

But what's going on with your dish?

It should have been a browned skin after baking flour, but it looked like a bottle of potassium permanganate had been dropped into it, making it look like jelly.

The purple color is a little too purple, but I can barely see it.

In some respects, the quality is quite good.

But what the hell are those fish heads still wriggling with fish lips?

Can they still be rescued?

Why are their fish lips also purple? Could it be poisoning?

Not only "Looking at the Starry Sky", but also "Taima" is the ultimate Chaoshan Poison plus version, right?

Just when Li Qingming was stunned and speechless, Pei Zhinan's slightly complacent voice rang out, "The important meaning of this dish is that even if you fall into a trap, you must never give up. The stars in the night sky will bring you hope."

Compared with those who believe in gods and Buddhas all over the sky, the demon clan only believes in the earth and stars.

After saying that, Pei Zhinan cast a victor's look at Yu Baiwei.

When it comes to senses, she wins.

In terms of appearance, she is slightly better.

When it comes to style and interests, she doesn't even need to compare.

I really can’t lose at all.

Yu Baiwei naturally knew the meaning of her gaze, but she didn't feel that she had really lost.

"My disciple once said that the most important thing about food is food. No matter how it is made or how it tastes, as long as it tastes good, it is truly good." Yu Baiwei acted like a teacher, feeling vaguely proud of herself. .

"Like me, you can make food look ugly, but taste better than anything else..." Yu Baiwei paused, and her chest lifted again, shaking her head.

“Rare in the world!”

"Moreover, there are many things in the world that are full of gold and jade, but the outside is ruined."

This sentence successfully touched Pei Zhinan's pain point. She heard that these words were not only talking about her work, but also insinuating her as a person!

"If gold and jade are not bad outside, I'm afraid some people are stupid and don't realize it!" Pei Zhinan lowered his eyes and looked at Li Qingming with a dull expression on one side.

"Anyway, someone is here today. Wouldn't it be nice to let him taste it and judge the difference?"

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The muscles under Li Qingming's tailbone suddenly tightened, and he really couldn't avoid it when it came.

He just wanted to speak, but he also received the watery gaze from his master. Yu Baiwei also treated the "Shiquan Dabu Porridge" as if it were a treasure and placed it on the table with the pot of "Looking at the Starry Sky" And put.

If he could do it all over again, he would definitely smash the kitchen directly.

——Can’t you explode yourself?

Li Qingming wanted to say something, but he lowered his head and glanced twice, only to sigh with his heart.

The left plate is "Silt at the Bottom of the Pond" and the right plate is "Looking Up at the Starry Sky". Do these teach him how to use chopsticks?

It's like one is chocolate-flavored chocolate and the other is chocolate-flavored chocolate. Is there really any difference?

They also have to let people taste it for a few bites so that they can tell which one is good and which one is bad.

Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?

Are you trying a dish? You obviously want to poison me, Li Qingming!

Seeing Li Qingming not moving for a long time, the atmosphere gradually became anxious again.

Even the little guy was nervous, his palms were covered with sweat, and he was holding one of Li Qingming's fingers tightly. Even if he was as greedy as she was, she wanted to put something strange into her mouth to taste it. With these two delicacies on the table,

I dare not look at it again.

It seems like it will explode if you take one more look at it.

only......

"I feel so sorry for Dad~"

Pei Zhulu felt troubled and his little head was spinning, thinking about how he could help his father.

"How about I help Dad eat up these two pots?"

"But I've finished eating. Can I still see my father tomorrow..."

"I really can't bear to leave my father."

This little man has not been in such a dilemma for a long time.

After thinking about it, she finally found a safer way, "A-niang, eldest sister, I also want to be a part-timer with my father, and I will be cut in half!"

She wants to help her father share half of the burden!

As soon as she finished speaking, she ran over to get the chopsticks and spoon, and sat on the stool, crossing her two little feet uneasily without shaking at all.

"Daddy, daddy, let me help you taste it first."

God knows how determined Pei Zhulu was.

But how could Li Qingming have seen this scene? How could he, as a father, share this suffering with his daughter?

What a sin!

Li Qingming felt helpless and took the chopsticks and spoon from Pei Zhulu's hand. When he lowered his head, his eyes flashed with frightening light.

etc!

Aren’t these the damn treasures in my backyard fish pond!

Why did you end up in the witch’s basin!

Li Qingming's mentality exploded. He really didn't have any special hobbies. He usually made money to eat at home and raise fish.

Every item in the backyard is not only valuable, but it is also a treasure that he has put a lot of effort into raising.

Was he fucked by a witch like this?

"Pei Zhinan, what kind of fish are these?" Li Qingming asked dully with a straight face.

"Where did it come from?" Pei Zhinan didn't take it seriously at first, but when he met Li Qingming's cold eyes, he actually felt guilty, "A fish is a fish, what else can it be?"

"Where did you catch it?" Li Qingming took the opportunity to ask again.

"Picked it up."

Pei Zhinan turned his head and answered neatly, but even the little guy could detect the unnaturalness.

"Daddy, daddy, I know this question!"

The little guy resurrected on the spot and jumped onto the chair so that he could stand up and point to the porcelain plate on the table. "Aniang must have picked this fish from the fish pond in my father's backyard!"

Seeing Li Qingming's silence, Pei Zhulu felt that he was really smart. He could even guess this, and he felt even more excited.

With a little finger, he introduced directly.

"This is the one with the biggest belly and loves to grab fish food. It's so fierce."

"It just couldn't find its way. The nostrils were as big as eyes. I saw it hit the edge several times."

"It's just a hole. Last time I had a fight with the biggest belly, I got bitten on the tail, and there's still a hole left!"

"..."

After introducing the fish that were still alive as if offering treasures, Pei Zhulu ran to Li Qingming with bright eyes, wanting to give a few compliments.

"They are all those fish that you feed every day, Dad!"

After saying that, she did not forget to bring a bowl of water to the table.

"Aniang, Aniang, how do you know that my father likes them the most, and you can catch them and make them into food to replenish my body."

"Auntie, you are so annoying!"