Ghost Shelter System
Chapter 1408, I am so drunk that I am about to fall asleep.
After coming out of Han Sanbao's house, he went to several more houses in succession, and the ghosts were very happy.
This completes the five households!
It's actually not difficult.
It's just that Di Renjie and Zhang Bu looked a little thoughtful.
"Di Gong, Zhang Bu, why don't you leave?" Yaoyao asked in confusion as she watched the two of them stop.
Judge Di and Zhang Bu looked at each other and said at the same time: "Have you thought of it too?"
For a time, Zhang Butun felt like a confidant.
"What are you talking about?" Yaoyao was confused.
Zhang Bu saw Di Renjie smiling and saying nothing, and took the initiative to say: "Let me do it. We don't have enough time to go on like this. We just went to five households. Except Han Sanbao, who lives alone, the other four people are a family of two, and the most is five. population. On average, it takes 6 minutes for each household to clear their memory from falling asleep. If there are 300 households, it will take too long."
"That's right." Di Renjie also said, "I observed it yesterday. The villagers in this village go to bed at 10 o'clock every night and get up at 6 o'clock in the morning. Some get up even earlier. If we follow this pace, it will probably take four days. Only then can we finish it.”
"It's not just that."
Yu Jianggu also said, "Although Master Qin only ordered us to clear some memories about the three of them, I think we must also clear the memory of our existence. If everyone in the village dreams of Houtu Empress the next day, we will If it doesn’t last four days, word will get out. At that time, unnecessary trouble will definitely come to our door!”
Several people were silent.
Yu Jianggu's suggestion really made people wake up. Yu Jianggu is the leader of Yincao's Five Elements Boating Industry. He has been around for so many years, so he naturally understands the rules of harmony between yin and yang. If any such evil things are leaked, it will be a taboo, and there will definitely be arrests. The ghost master came to his door. This was his experience in traveling around the world for many years.
"According to what Yu Laobaozi said, each household will spend more time. We must not let the ghost hunters come to harass us, otherwise the task assigned by the master will not be completed!"
Qin Kun only left eight incense burners, and he had used one yesterday to block the ghost energy. There were too many ghost kings here. One more day in the world would mean one more day of risk of being struck by lightning.
After Zhang Bu finished speaking, he looked at Yu Jianggu: "Can a ladle handle pull a group of people into a dream?"
"What's so difficult about this!" Yu Jianggu replied arrogantly.
"Yaoyao, you have to increase your speed. We can eliminate one and kick one out of the dream."
Yaoyao said: "I have a wisteria karma body, which can clear seven at the same time. No more will be enough."
Seven! The time is shortened by one seventh.
Zhang Bu thought it was good: "Brother Wutou, what about you? Can you speed up?"
"It's very fast to pull out those things. Even if you pull out the memories about us, it's as easy as pulling out the head. And I don't need to rest. The speed can't be increased, because it's just a matter of blinking."
The headless ghost replied.
Zhang Bu and Di Renjie looked at each other, and Di Renjie nodded: "Well, if Yu Laobao uses the ghost dreaming technique at the same time, he can also shorten the time, and it will definitely be finished before dawn!"
"Okay, Laobaozi, it's up to you to pull the whole village into their dreams." Zhang Bu said.
"The whole... village?"
Yu Jianggu was stunned. There were more than 300 households of villagers. Even if he was the ghost king, his ghost energy could not cover that much.
"No, it can cover up to 30 households. If the ghost energy expands, it will attract lightning strikes."
Stone Snake Ji frowned: "Didn't you just say that it's okay to drag a group of people into sleep?"
Yu Jianggu was flabbergasted and laughed dryly: "There is a difference between a group of people and a large group of people. On average, there are at least 60 people in 30 households, and there are many young and unmarried people. Those young men are terribly hot, and the boys are so hot. Even the King of Ghosts can be burned, okay!"
Yu Jianggu struggled for the sake of face. After all, the dream ghost technique was performed by Baoyang Ren. It was equivalent to holding a group of flames in his arms, and there would be some backlash. Besides, ordinary people are not afraid of small flames. They can stir them up a few times, but I don’t see anyone who dares to put their hands over and keep roasting them.
Yu Jianggu was explaining, but Stone Snake Ji didn't listen at all. She felt that the ghost king had some water. Yu Jianggu saw that the other party was determined to despise him, so he moved the monk out directly: "The scale of Fulin Temple is so small, and it is bigger than Luanchan Temple combined." If the number of Fu Sects in Fuyu Mountain is not as high as that of Fuyu Mountain, why are all the big ghosts from all over the world afraid of it? It’s not Chunyang Tongzi Kung! If you look at the ghost kings of China, the most powerful one is Li Fan, the ghost king of Shendu, right? Why is he the most honest one? That’s not it. Because next to the Buddhist court, there is the White Horse Temple."
Yu Jianggu explained it, but it didn't gain any impression points. He couldn't bear to lose face and was unhappy, but Di Renjie looked at him one more time.
"Do you know Li Fan?"
"I was lucky enough to see him once."
"hehe."
"Haha?" Yu Jianggu frowned, "Mr. Di, what do you mean?"
"Li Fan is not as honest as you think. Like Cheng Wang, he is a restless master."
"ah?"
"Forget it, you will know when the time comes."
Di Renjie said something confusing, but Yu Jianggu didn't ask any questions.
Only Zhang Bu is thinking at this moment: 30 households...
Zhang Bu suddenly turned his hand: "What about adding this?"
The incense burner left by Qin Kun!
There is also Qin Kun's Yang Qi in it, which can not only replenish spiritual power, but also prevent Yin Qi from triggering Yang Lei.
Yu Jianggu touched the incense burner with his palm, and his eyes lit up: Such abundant pure Yang spiritual power!
This stove has always been held by Zhang Bu as a lightning protection device. This is the first time he has touched it. It is indeed not an ordinary thing.
Generally, big ghosts can't consume this thing, and if it is absorbed by force, it will burn the ghost body, but he is not afraid. He is a water ghost and a ghost king. This thing can just hide his aura and replenish his spiritual power, although it may be a little Backlash, but not a big problem.
"One hundred households at a time."
"Okay, there are eight burners of incense. One burner was used during the day to cover up our scent. There are still seven burners left. I will light three burners of incense for you at a time. You can bring in all three hundred households of villagers!"
Three hundred households...
Brother, please do the math. I can support 30 households on my own, and with one burner of incense, I can support 100 households. In other words, one burner of incense can support 70 more households. Three burners of incense plus myself can support up to 240 households. Will you take the extra 60? !
Zhang Bu's tone did not allow for refutation, and Yu Jianggu cursed in his heart. These gangsters under Qin Kun were each stronger than the last. This time, Yu Jianggu could not give in. He had to serve under Qin Kun for a long time, so he was about to give in. , even the Ghost King will be looked down upon in the future.
"It's a trivial matter!" Yu Jianggu gritted his teeth and patted his chest vigorously.
…
In the middle of the night, three incense burners were lit. Yu Jianggu was absorbing the incense offerings and felt a hundred times more energetic. He felt that in his current state, even if he met the Ghost King of Shendu, he would be able to beat him until he was called grandpa!
This state almost gave Yu Jiang the illusion of invincibility.
If I were to spar with a few people next to me...how many could we fight?
Yu Jianggu was about to move in his heart. He first looked at the two ghost generals and chose to ignore them.
Then he looked at the little fat man.
This fat guy just ate persimmons from a farmer's house. His mouth was full of white frost, and he looked a little stupid. Let's ignore this. He was gifted with ghost skills, which is not worth mentioning. It is estimated that no ghost general can defeat him.
Then he looked at Yaoyao. This little girl seemed to be a bluff, but he had seen what she was capable of. The Bahuang Teng and Jiuyou Teng were spread out, but they couldn't beat the Baibiren in the ghost general state, which was just average.
Then he looked at Di Renjie. The origin of this handsome young man was unknown, but since he was the ghost king and had met the ghost king Li Fan in the capital of the gods, his identity was definitely extraordinary. However, in his current state, it was appropriate to put him down, but his waist I feel like I have heard of the iron mace somewhere. It has very strange spiritual power fluctuations, so I guess it is a good ghost weapon.
Finally, Yu Jianggu's eyes were fixed on Zhang Bu. Zhang Bu was dressed in Confucian clothes, smiling and holding three incense burners in his arms. He seemed to be doing odd things, but his hands were actually ready to pinch incense at any time? !
Damn it, are you just so defensive about me? ? ?
"What's the matter, Yu Laobao? Are you not ready yet? Should I pinch the incense first and let you brew it for a while? After all, it can't be wasted." Zhang Bu still looked pleasant.
I'll fuck you uncle! I have long heard that you are a very deep-seated old cunt. You are afraid that I will absorb too much spiritual power and betray you!
Qin Kun is such an honest ghost hunter, how could he have a ghost hunter like you? !
Yu Jianggu put away his warlike spirit and said angrily: "It's begun!"
"Sail the boat, drink good wine, and fill the boat with clear dreams like stars!"
"The road is easy to walk by the Nishui River. I am so drunk that I want to embrace the future!"
“Dameng, come on—!”
Coming from Jiangxi, the dream is reversed.
The sky was falling and the water was rising. Yu Jianggu lay down on his back and pressed towards the stars in the sky. I don't know if it was because of alcohol or a dream. In the dream, the three hundred households in Donghan Village all felt empty.
It's very ethereal, very nihilistic, and very comfortable.
All the ghosts followed and fell into the dreamland again.
This time, Guizhao saw the crowds of people on the opposite side. When he looked carefully, he saw that different people had different sizes of celestial spirits on their shoulders.
Yu Jianggu gasped for air, and the three sticks of incense in the incense burner suddenly burned downwards. Zhang Bu smiled: "Can you hold it?"
"Hold on!" Yu Jianggu gritted his teeth, "Everyone, the dream has begun!"
The fat aunt who had been watching had been looking forward to this moment for a long time. At this moment, she controlled her temperament and walked out first in a condescending manner.
Her face gradually became clearer, and the faces of seven people opposite her gradually became clearer.
"embolus?"
"Pillar?"
"Iron egg?"
"aunt?"
"..."
The seven people looked at each other with a question in their minds, why did they dream about them in their dreams?
When the fat aunt saw the seven of them chatting with each other, she coughed in dissatisfaction and said, "Ahem, don't be afraid, I am Queen Houtu."
Only then did the seven people turn their attention to the fat aunt.
They saw a graceful and luxurious woman standing in front of them.
Zhuzi's eyes widened, and Zhuzi's wife punched him: "Hurry... Kneel down quickly."
Shuanzi next to him opened his mouth wide, and Shuanzi's wife picked her nostrils and fed it into his mouth.
"What are you giving me to eat?" Shuanzi was dissatisfied, wondering why the wife in the dream was still so annoying.
"Jigong Dan." Shuanzi's wife smiled, "Kneel down quickly."
The seven people were about to kneel down, but the fat aunt held back her impatience: "No need."
"I'm here to protect your family's harvest this year. Now I want to see your memories. If you have a history of doing evil, this year's land will be confiscated!"
When Tiedan heard this, he collapsed as if his strength had been drained, and then burst into tears.
"What's wrong with you?" The fat aunt encountered an unexpected situation for the first time and was a little at a loss.
"I stole Shuanzi's chicken! Queen Houtu, please don't punish me! I just stole the chicken because this year's harvest was not good!"
Tiedan howled so loudly that the fat aunt's scalp went numb. From behind, Zhang Bu was forced to come out: "There is no need to be nervous, as long as you are not committing adultery or committing any crime, Queen Mother Houtu is kind and will let you go because of your unintentional mistakes." once."
Tiedan finally stopped crying, but unexpectedly Shuanzi rushed up and punched him.
"Tiedan! It turns out you stole it! I used it to celebrate the New Year with my father-in-law! The cow was blown away, the New Year chicken is gone, and you made me be ridiculed for half a month!"
The two of them were fighting, and Shuanzi's wife stood in the middle: "What are you doing beating an iron egg!"
Shuanzi was stunned, and everyone was also stunned.
If we are not relatives, why are you speaking for Tiedan?
Zhang Bu couldn't stand it any longer. What the hell does this have to do with anything?
He quickly wrote a note and handed it to the little girl next to him: "Yaoyao, go quickly, brother Wutou, you go together."
"stop!"
"I am the Spring Rain Fairy. My Spring Rain Vine will get into your minds in a while... and bring out your bad past, and Lord Xingtian will help you get rid of your evil thoughts. Once the evil thoughts are removed, your home will be safe, and the Empress Dowager will protect your home. Harvest this year!”
Yaoyao sputtered, but before everyone could react and wanted to scream, the headless ghost looked at his little note and shouted ferociously: "Whoever dares to make a mistake, I will pluck out your heads together!"
One has a white face, the other has a black face, they complement each other.
Everyone was frightened when they saw the headless ghost with a ferocious aura and a tall body, even 1.8 meters tall without its head.
Xingtian? !
Just when they heard it, Xing Tian came!
Has Xingtian started taking care of Nongsang now?
The seven people had countless doubts but did not dare to ask. They immediately became quiet and Yaoyao transformed into seven. The seven Yaoyaos directly found their memories and pulled them out, and pulled out the headless ghosts one by one.
It’s an easy and simple process, and as long as no one resists, there won’t be any backlash.
After dealing with the seven people and removing their memories in their dreams, Yu Jianggu sent them out of here.
"next batch……"
"Two cows?"
"Rat?"
"Uncle Xizi?"
"Aunt Mi? Why are you here with Uncle Xizi? Where is Aunt Xizi?"
"I'm here!"
"Uncle Mi? Are you standing in the wrong place?"
…
"next batch……"
"Han Wang?"
"Han Ping?"
"Han Ping's wife? What are you doing holding my arm?"
"Ah! Isn't this a dream? Han Ping, I have a showdown with you. I like Brother Wang!"
"Sorry, I like Han Ping."
…
"next batch……"
"Uncle Lucky!"
"Blessed Aunt!"
"Aunt, why did you hit my uncle?"
"I beat him before going to bed. He dared to sleep in another room and was caught by me in his dream, right? You can't escape this beating! Hey, Jiani, how come you are still talking in my dream? "
"Aunt, this is my dream..."
"next batch……"
…
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zhang Bu wouldn't have known that there were so many nonsense things going on here.
This is nothing more than a family ethics drama.
Fortunately, when I wake up tonight, no one can remember the embarrassing things that happened here.
Zhang Bu scolded the headless ghost: "Can we eliminate it completely? Don't let the village fight tomorrow. The master will have to skin us."
The headless ghost thought for a while: "The memory should be incomplete. If you unplug those things, you will remember a little bit, but it is so trivial. They must think it is a dream and are not afraid."
Zhang Bu was relieved.
300 households of villagers passed by one by one, and four hours passed in a blink of an eye. There were still 10 households left, and less than 30 people were left. At this moment, Yu Jianggu had just kicked the seven people out of their dreams, and suddenly stood up.
"puff--"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Yu Jianggu covered his chest and collapsed to the ground.
"Yu Laozi?!" Zhang Bu quickly looked at the incense burner. No, it hasn't burned out yet. How come it was backfired?
"Yu Laobaozi? What's wrong?"
Yaoyao, Headless Ghost, and Stone Snake Ji also came over. The little fat man stretched out two fingers and poked under each other's nose: "It's backfired."
"ah?"
The little fat man said firmly: "Sometimes this happens when I eat too much. The spiritual energy is consumed quickly, so I need to make up for the accumulated food."
Di Renjie narrowed his eyes: "It's not just that, someone is kicking Meng outside."
Kick...dream? !
"What is Kicking Dream?" Headless Ghost, Stone Snake Girl, Little Fatty, and Zhang Bu all looked curious.
Yaoyao's expression was serious: "I heard from my father that being trapped in a dream is caused by nightmares. Using secret techniques to kick away nightmares is also called kicking dreams. But now, it is commonly known as 'awakening gods'!"
Awakening the spirit and awakening the soul are two different things. People have three treasures: essence, qi, and spirit.
"When the energy is low and the energy is as thin as a thread, the soul will float away and be called back using methods and rituals. This is called 'soul awakening', commonly known as 'soul calling'."
Yaoyao spoke seriously, finally showing off her knowledge, but was interrupted by the little fat man: "What if I'm not recruited back?"
Zhang Bu was speechless, he was doing business, why is this little fat man so curious.
Zhang Bu said: "If we don't recruit you, we'll call you 'weeping in mourning.' Okay, Yaoyao, let's continue."
Yaoyao continued: "Xingshen is suppressed by nightmares in dreams. Generally, adults will not encounter it. If they encounter it, they will wake up on their own. Only children will encounter it, and they often encounter it, so they have to ask The master comes to 'kick the dream'."
Either make some familiar noises, or use a magic weapon to induce the child to wake up. In short, it is a sound suggestion that brings a sense of security to the child.
Children in rural areas are most likely to be trapped by nightmares, and sometimes even cannot wake up. Therefore, there are many nightmare techniques that are difficult to understand in orthodox Taoism, but witches and gods in remote areas can solve them.
"Everyone, be careful."
Di Renjie's heart sank: "A ghost hunter has broken into the village!"
After a pause, he saw Yu Jianggu, who was severely affected by the backlash, and added: "And he's not weak at all!"
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