Gintama Night Shura

However, the misty rain and snow wind who were stealing food in the kitchen did not expect something, because he used up all the paper in the toilet and triggered a series of cups.

“Paper, Buddha, it’s gone.”

Sakata Gin, who originally had diarrhea due to eating expired food, took the roll paper next to him after going to the toilet.

As a result, with a gentle pull, the last bit of paper was mercilessly torn off by Sakata Gintoki. Looking at the roll paper in his hand that was no more than one centimeter wide, Sakata Ginji’s face became gloomy, which was very scary.

“Nani, the House of Everything, what did you just say, you don’t have any paper anymore? It must have lied to me, it lied to me. ”

“Kill the gorilla, and if you make any more noise, you can’t feed the poop to your mouth.”

As soon as Sakata Gintoki’s words fell, Kondo’s terrified voice came from another sanitary room. Unwillingly, he tightly held the paper in his hand and said, “It’s really abominable, I don’t know which bastard just came to the toilet, not only used up the tissue, but also left a tail to mislead me.” What an abominable bastard, don’t let me know who it is, otherwise I will definitely feed him a whole bunch of laxatives, and then shut him in the toilet, and remove all the rolls from the toilet. ”

It turned out that the place where Sakata Gintoki was now squatting was where the fog, rain, snow, and wind were used before. When the fog, rain, snow and wind left, Sakata Gintoki still had residual temperature on the toilet when he arrived, so Sakata Gintoki was so sure that someone had come before him.

When he heard that Sakata Silver really didn’t have a paper there, Kondo Hoon showed a painful expression. But then reacted, towards Sakata Ginji and wondered: “In other words, the house of all things, why are you here.” ”

Sakata Ginshi smiled disdainfully and said, “What else can you do here, don’t say that you came here to eat.” ”

“No kidding, let’s think about how to get out of here. I can’t, there is not a single one with paper in so many rooms. ”

Kondo, who was bent on going out to save Shimura Akira, took off his pants ruthlessly, and jumped to the right, as if climbing from above to the private room on the right to find tissue.

“Forehead、、、”

Just as Kondo was halfway through, it didn’t look like an empty bathroom, and on top of the toilet sat a short man with gray hair.

As if noticing Kondo above, he raised his wrinkled old face and said bitterly: “Tissue paper for me.” ”

“Ah, youkai、、、”

Kondo Hoon was immediately frightened and hurriedly returned to his sanitary room, leaning on the partition and panting constantly, his face was scared into pig liver color.

However, although Kondo claims to have a youkai, Sakata Gintoki knows that the old man who came to the toilet like himself. Ask why, because the two came in together.

However, Sakata Ginji did not say it, and said as usual: “It’s a youkai, that’s a youkai toilet boy.” ”

“Toilet Boy ???”

Sakata Ginji explains, “It’s a paper for people who can’t get out of the toilet. ”

It can be said that as long as the IQ is on the front, you can hear that Sakata Gintoki is deceptive, but the gorilla is worthy of being a gorilla, not only believed Sakata Gintoki’s words, but also asked with fear: “Really fake, in this way we will all become toilet boys.” ”

“That’s right, so let’s find the paper quickly.”

Kondo said anxiously: “But now that there is paper in the toilet, you want me to go out with my bare ass.” ”

“Kondo-san, can you give me one or two of your tops.”

Sakata Gintoki did not answer, but asked if Kondo could give him two clothes.

Kondo Hoon was curious that Sakata Gintoki did not look for paper at this time, but asked him to borrow clothes, and couldn’t help but ask with some curiosity: “Wanjiya, aren’t you looking for paper now, what are you borrowing clothes for.” I couldn’t find tissue paper in my clothes. ”

“Kondo-san, although you can’t find paper in your clothes, you can replace it. The so-called hand paper is just a human eternal cleanup of the filth on the butt. And before there was no tissue, humans used clothes to wipe it. ”

After hearing Sakata Gintoki’s words, Kondo suddenly roared in dissatisfaction: “This is not to strip naked.” And why mine, why not yours. ”

However, Sakata Gintoki didn’t care, and said, “Actually, it’s not a big deal to strip naked, it feels like I’m Bigfoot or something, you can order it naturally.” ”

“Then you stripped naked and went out, anyway, you have finished shooting the poison so far, help a little and go out to find some paper to come back.”

“If you want to take it, you will also take it, you, as the boss of the true selection group, should take the lead and set an example, let them see what is called a public servant of the people, what to do without letting me pay so many taxes, let you eat and drink for nothing.”

“We are only protecting your personal safety, and we do not guarantee that you have paper.” And when did you pay taxes, last time you punished us so much money, and I haven’t seen you pay a dime. ”

Just as Sakata Ginji and Kondo Hoon were arguing, the voices of the two of them attracted a person over.

Dongchengbu, who squinted his eyes as usual, stuffed his hands into his sleeves, walked in with a smile on his face, and said, “The two of you are really embarrassed, because this toilet is a bit remote, and there are very few people who usually come, so the paper is not as diligent as other toilets.” And we use the kind of paper that doesn’t have a core, so it’s impossible for you to wipe it with a core. ”

After hearing Ayumi Tojo’s words, Sakata Ginji and Kondo Hoon’s faces changed in unison, they never thought that they would actually encounter an enemy now.

Holding his chest with his hands proudly, Dongcheng Bu said with an arrogant face: “You two are like turtles in an urn now, so how should I take care of the two of you now.” ”

As soon as the words fell, the bathroom door in front of Dongchengbu was opened, and a short old man with a small plate tied to his head came to him smoothly and said, “That, I’m Bigfoot.” Excuse me, do you have any tissue? ”

Looking at the old man, Dongchengbu asked with black lines on his head, “What are you doing, Master Minmuzhai?” ”

Yanagi Minmusai, the Yanagi family is known as the strongest sword hao of all generations. I just don’t know what expression they will show if they let the other people of the Liu Sheng family see the strongest sword hao they are proud of.

And Yanagi Minmusai, who did not ask for the paper to return to his bathroom, closed the door and immediately roared angrily: “Really, this can’t work at all.” ”

Hearing that Yanagi Toshikisai actually tried what he had just made nonsense, Sakata Gintoki almost laughed. This kind of nonsense can be believed, he really doubts the intelligence of the Liu Sheng family now.

“Although I don’t know why Master Minmuzhai came to the toilet, I will solve you first and then drive you to the young master. Rest assured, it is also your honor to be defeated in the hands of Dongchengbu, the head of my Four Heavenly Kings of Liusheng. ”

“If I lose in your hands like this, I think I will die blindly.” X2

Dongcheng Bu’s eyes that had been squinting suddenly opened, staring wide, and his expression was slightly hideous. Then he turned his feet, reached his hands to his waist, and rushed towards the last bathroom. _

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