Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

Chapter 141 Non-serious explanation! Cerberus fights Orochimaru

The two-headed hellhound is best at melee attacks.

This made Ye Xing, who stepped on 돗's back, almost suffer a disaster.

Orochimaru watched eagerly from the side.

Always be ready to hit the target.

돗never truly 놅 surrendered to Ye Xing,

Always looking for opportunities to harm him.

Orochimaru's idea is very simple. If Ye Xing dies, he will naturally get the dragon tendons.

"Dogs are human beings' best friends. We shouldn't be enemies."

Ye Xing used his elegant body skills to frequently avoid the impacts and bites of the two-headed hellhound.

"Be obedient and I'll reward you with a bone."

Ye Xing generously threw the dragon tendon over.

The two-headed hellhound felt that this thing was extraordinary,

The attack was temporarily halted.

It's ridiculous, the two dog-heads seemed to want to occupy this 'bone', and there was internal strife.

They started biting each other.

Seeing Ye Xing throw the dragon tendon out,

Orochimaru couldn't sit still anymore.

돗 joined the battle with a moonwalk,

Desperate to grab the dragon tendons.

The two-headed Cerberus is internally inconsistent;

But it is absolutely consistent with the outside world.

They decided to kill Orochimaru first and then continue to discuss who should belong to the 'bones'.

[XSWL, this is a bit too stupid. Aren’t they all the same body? Why care about it? 】

[It is impossible for a body to accept two thoughts at the same time. Whichever thought owner is stronger can gain more control over the body. Therefore, two-headed creatures usually have a discordant face and heart. 】

[Orochimaru VS Cerberus, I bet Orochimaru will win with a pack of spicy strips. After all, 돗 is one of the three ninjas (dementia). 】

【돗One of us may win, but the host will never lose. 】

"Front row."

"sofa."

"It's a pity that there are no melons and fat house water."

Ye Xing leaned against the wall,

Not too close, not too far away, I watched a fairly fierce battle between the two sides.

Acting as a crowd-pleaser and an excellent commentator.

"The red team is our number one choice, Cerberus."

"White is our second choice, Orochimaru."

"pretty!"

"A sharp blow from the Cerberus scratched Orochimaru's inner thigh, even though he has no thighs."

"Then he flicked his head and bit, and his fangs pierced Orochimaru's skin."

"Orochimaru danced on the spot, although the dance was not very good."

"Perhaps because he felt that Cerberus' slanted bangs were too unconventional and not fashionable enough, Orochimaru took one of the dog's heads in his mouth."

"Tear off 돗놅's scalp!"

"A new hairstyle called 'Xue Hu Zi La' was born."

"It seems that Cerberus cannot accept this bald look that is exclusive to people who stay up late. Not only did they not pay for the haircut and blowjob, they also bit Tony Orochimaru's left eyeball."

"Oh, no, if Orochimaru turns into a dragon in the future, he can also become a one-eyed dragon."

"Oh!"

"Don't show weakness. Orochimaru became more courageous as he fought, and used his special move, Death Coil!"

“I have been practicing 놅yoga for many years and it finally came in handy!”

"The 돗놅yoga teacher would be very happy to see this scene."

"It's going to be really bad here with Cerberus."

"The dog's head and neck on the left side were strangled, its waist and abdomen were locked, and its body was deformed."

"The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hair can't be messed up."

"Cerberus strives to maintain the kingly attitude that a QQ red diamond fashionista should have!"

"Friends, listen carefully, the Cerberus's waist and cervical vertebrae are starting to crack."

"It turns out that Orochimaru is still a hidden bone-setting master."

"Hell Dog's cervical spondylosis and lumbar disc herniation were all cured."

"The spine and waist bones are broken, how can there be any lumbar spondylosis?"

"It's not disrespectful to come back. In return, Cerberus provided Orochimaru with tickling services."

"But it was a bit hard to scratch 놅. Orochimaru's tail was cut off by 돗's claws with black manicure."

"The two sides have entered the final stalemate stage."

"Let's go into our commercial break together."

Ye Xing pointed the camera at himself, bared his big white teeth and said with a smile: "It's not easy for a newbie to live stream. Red heart, follow, like and give it a try. This time it will be for sure!"

【Definitely next time. 】

【Don’t fuck next time. 】

[It must be certain, it must not be certain. 】

[It is legal to place ads, but I still reported it. 】

[Can this explanation be more exaggerated? 】

[I was scared to pee at first, but now I am laughing and peeing. The sheets are not easy to wash. 】

.........

"OK, the battle has been won or lost."

"The two heads and necks of the Red Cerberus were severed and died."

"The human world is not easy to treat, so it is better to go back to hell and be a watchdog."

"White Orochimaru gained a difficult victory with one eye, one tail and scars all over his body."

"Spirit, courage, strength, I can't say it."