Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

Ye Xing and others rescued Jarhead.

"Are you guys here to see my jokes?"

"Why? Why do you want to prevent me from dying!"

"You know how painful my life is, you understand, you will never understand!"

Jarhead hugged his head and cried.

"You have the beauty of an adult, so just let him fend for himself."

Iori Yagami took out his ears and said with concern.

"Uncle, what's more terrifying than death?"

Kusanagi wanted to help Jarhead up, but the other party shook his hand away.

"Uncle? I'm only in my early teens this year!"

"Why do I grow so old!"

“When I was in elementary school, high school students would call me senpai when they saw me!”

"After I entered junior high school, my classmates in other classes always regarded me as their teacher!"

"No girl likes me, and I am not a man worthy of love!"

Jarhead cried even more miserably.

"At least you have a lot of hair. As long as you are bald, there will always be girls willing to accept you."

Kagura comforted Jarhead in her own way.

"You have a lot of hair? Say it again."

The pot cover head took off the hair cover, revealing the same Mediterranean style as Zhang Dongsheng.

"Pfft~ So pitiful, but what should I do if I really want to laugh? I can't help it, hahahahaha!"

Kagura turned around and laughed heartily.

"Sure enough, I still have to die!"

The pot lid head was damaged 깊괗 times.

"If I can say that, at least you are short. A petite girl will definitely like a bald man like you."

Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and Ye Xing also provides a little positive energy.

But I didn't expect that it would add fuel to the fire.

"Short? What about this?"

Guo JieTou took off his high-top shoes and took off the 깊12cm inner height-increasing insole.

He was originally nearly 1.8 meters tall and suddenly dropped to just a few meters tall.

"An adult male who is less than 1.7 meters tall is a third-class disabled person. You are not even 1.5 meters tall, right? You are the cripple among the disabled!"

Iori Yagami stood next to him, gestured with his height, and stabbed Jarhead in the heart again.

"Okay, don't be pretentious. Although you are ugly, old, short, and bald, don't forget that you are a rich man."

"A rich toad is a golden toad. What kind of woman can you get?"

Iori Yagami looked at the Rolex on Guo Jiahead's wrist with some envy.

"Do I need to come to this damn place if I have money?"

"A high-end imitation watch worth 500 yuan, I'll give it ten 괗!"

"What's the point of living like a piece of trash like me!"

"You nasty guys, I'm going to bury you with you before you die!"

Guogai was so angry that he rushed towards the four people with bared teeth and claws.

The four of them stretched their legs at the same time, and a huge force kicked him away, causing him to faint on the spot.

[Hahahaha, this uncle is so unlucky, forgive me for my kind smile. 】

[You can’t blame him. If I wanted to live like that, I would probably spoil the world already. 】

[There is nothing wrong with me! 】

[Sisters, please remember, when you find a boyfriend from now on, you must first pluck your hair and then take off his shoes. The most important thing is to check whether the brand name on his body is authentic or fake! 】

[Men love period, women like to join together, we are all poor for three generations, no one should pretend to be cool! 】

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Suddenly, Kusanagi knelt down, put his hands on the ground, and shook his head, his face full of frustration.

"What's wrong with you? You have to go through a ritual before farting?"

Ye Xing asked clearly.

"I was still despising that guy in my heart just now, but how can I be a loser?"

"When I was studying, I always came in last place in exams!"

"When I grew up, I was defrauded of money while speculating in real estate. The three stocks I bought fell to the bottom. I just sold them at a low price and they started to skyrocket again!"

"At the beginning of the year, I listened to the slander and sold the mask factory at home that had been losing money at a low price to build a gym. I was ready to work hard on the ground."

"As a result, we encountered the flu again, and the man who bought my mask factory suddenly made a million dollars, and what about me?"

"As soon as the gym I invested in opened, it was asked to close temporarily."

"It will last for several months once it is closed, and it will go bankrupt if it doesn't make a dime!"

“All ten credit cards have been maxed out, and every time I open my eyes, I get debt collection calls and bill reminders.”

"If I wanted 놊놆Kagura's relief, I would have been driven crazy!"

"How can I, the hope of the noble Kusanagi clan, be embarrassed like this?"

"I'm so ashamed!!!"

Kusanagi Tobi's negative energy was overwhelming and he was overwhelmed by depression.

"Uh hahahahahaha~"

Yagami Yu covered his face and cried.

"Worse? Who is worse than me?"

"I'm the only one who ranks last in every exam, one less than that bastard Kusanagi Hi!"

"The Kusanagi family at least has some wealth that they can squander. My father only left me a ten-square-meter barber shop, and the shop is rented!"

"I haven't had any money to pay rent for three months!"

"Do you really think I like wearing fancy clothes?"

"Apart from the school uniform, this is the only thing I can use."

"The most disgusting thing is that I always thought that I could rely on my face to make a living, but I have to admit that I am! I am handsome!"

"Hmph, the reason why I have such long bangs is because my hairline is high!"

"After all, I am a talented person from the Yashen Clan, but I can't even afford the cost of hair transplantation. I'm worse than trash!!"

Thinking of the sad things, Yagami Yu burst into tears.

“Actually…actually I wear two XZs, but I still look so ordinary!”

“As an adult woman who has finished her puberty, how can I live in this world?”

“Wow, so embarrassing~”

Kagura also felt a little strange.

She was hunched over, totally lacking her previous spirit.

As they talked, the non-mainstream trio ran away like crazy.

[Why are you all so depressed all of a sudden? Are your brains blown by the wind? ]

[Debt-ridden Kusanagi Fei, high hairline Yagami Yu, Princess Taiping Kagura, I’ll smile first! ]

[It’s not even 10 o’clock yet, why are you starting to be depressed online? ]

[Why is the host talking so strangely? ? ? ]

[Look, the host’s expression is so strange, it’s like ‘๑乛◡乛๑’. 】

"Sometimes I think that the old man is really fair."

"Not only did he give birth to me tall and handsome, he also made me smart and witty!"

"Not only am I tall, rich and handsome, I am also outstanding in singing, playing, cooking and art!"

"Why do you want me to be so perfect?"

"A tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind. Such a perfect handsome man is too easy to be hurt by the jealousy of others!"

"I am really tired with so many halos!"

"Do you know that I have so many sorrows and regrets?"

Ye Xing inserted his fingers into his hair and scratched it randomly, as if he was distressed and depressed because he was too perfect.

【Knock, listen, is this human language? 】

【Damn~ I want to punch you! 】

【Do you think there are too many halos? Give them to me, let me bear your pain for you! 】

[The anchor's behavior is like Yao Ming saying he is short in front of Song Xiaobao, or C Ronaldo saying he is a bad football player in front of the national football team. How mean! 】

"That's right!"

"What's wrong with me?!"

After a shudder, Ye Xing woke up from a dream.

He retracted his Alzheimer's expression.

A drop of cold sweat slid down his forehead.........