Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

Chapter 238: You’re sleepy. Open your eyes wider and I’ll cheer you up.

After regaining his original energy, Ye Xing was like an inflated doll, full of energy.

"I don't know how big this forest is. Even if I step on Xiao Hei and fly into the air, I can't see the edge."

"There are still more than five hours of travel time, so it's better to get there sooner rather than later."

Leafstar quickened his pace slightly.

[I feel a little sleepy all of a sudden. The host will find some ghosts to cheer me up. 】

[So far, nothing too scary has appeared. 】

[Didn’t they say that I haven’t entered that world yet, so it’s definitely a bit dull. 】

"This forest is like a sleeping ghost."

"All beautiful 놅 words have nothing to do with 돗."

"Now you can see the scenery clearly in the dark through the drone night shooting mode."

"If an ordinary person without instruments and night vision is thrown here."

"Even if there are no mosquitoes, ants or beasts attacking him, the eerie and terrifying atmosphere alone can scare people to death."

"If you want to feel refreshed, open your eyes wider. If you are timid, you can close your eyes first to calm yourself down."

Ye Xing turned off the night photography function of the drone.

Netizens saw their screens plunged into darkness.

Leafstar stopped talking and slowed down his breathing.

늀I waited quietly like this for 30 seconds.

Ye Xing focused and zoomed in on a certain location.

Then restarted the night shooting mode!

"Boom!"

A penetrating sound effect came from the mobile phone.

A half-headed head, with a face full of teeth and crawling with maggots, suddenly appeared on the screens of countless netizens!

Still in HD quality!

【Ghost! I was immediately stunned! ! ! 】

[Good guy, I’m not sleepy at all now, but my heart hurts a little! 】

[Damn it, I turned off the light and stared at the screen. I farted just as the screen came out. It was just an ordinary fart, but I was so frightened by you that my shit jumped all over the bed! 】

【There are so many cute little maggots, the bibimbap must taste very good. 】

[The body is like a mole, and it has two big fleshy wings. It’s a bat! 】

[Does your bat have teeth on its face? I think it’s more like a bat spirit! 】

"This is a flying squirrel with a body about the same size as a cat."

"My head should have been split open by another adventurer's blunt instrument."

"Look carefully at the ring-shaped teeth on the face. They are relatively pointed and have more than 20 teeth. They look a bit like thickened spider legs."

"After locking the target, he will try his best to pounce on the target's face, then use dozens of teeth to trap your face, and his claws to hook your skin."

"Normally you can't pull it off. If you pull hard, the entire scalp may be torn off."

"After fixing the target, the hair on your abdomen will block your nostrils and gradually suffocate you."

"You have no choice. 놙 can open his mouth to breathe, but if 놙 opens his mouth, 돗 will take the opportunity to shoot the baby rat into your 놅껙 cavity."

"Follow your throat and enter your body."

"Baby rats need nutrients to grow, and your body is the best greenhouse."

"The baby rat will eat all the organs in your body as quickly as possible, then break open your body, and when it comes out, it will transform directly into a brand-new, face-hugging flying squirrel."

"Any living creature will be the target of attack."

Ye Xing frowned and explained that such a presence made him feel sick.

[It looks like the facehugger in Alien, so scary! 】

[I remember there was a similar monster in Ultraman. That episode scared me so much that I had nightmares at night! 】

[Face-hugging Momonga is useless in front of my Kamen Rider 놅 mask! 】

[I, Iron Man, said I am not afraid! 】

[If a 돗 accidentally hugs your face, is there any way to remove it? Could it be that 놙 can wait to die? 】

[This is not simple. Rats are afraid of cats. If you learn to pronounce cat 뇽, you will be sure to fall to your knees immediately! 】

"Don't talk about cats. Even a tiger would be choked by being hugged to the face."

"Of course, with the strength of a tiger, I can kill him with one palm."

"If you really want to be hugged in the face, don't panic."

"돗Afraid of high temperatures, use a lighter or light a 놅 cigarette to burn 돗, 돗늀 will loosen the teeth."

"If you really don't want to talk, then stretch out your finger, find the anus, and poke it hard."

"When the anus explodes, half of my life is gone."

Leafstar squatted down and picked up a maggot with a branch.

"These green-headed maggots look disgusting, but one of them is worth a thousand dollars."

"돗has high medical value."

"Some patients have necrotic muscle tissue, and the flesh on their bodies will become smelly and ulcerated and difficult to clean."

"But green-headed maggots can freely shuttle through your muscle tissue and eat all your carrion."

"The body itself secretes a substance and growth factor with antibacterial effects, which can effectively help wound healing."

"However, it must be tested before it can be used clinically. You must not try it privately, otherwise it will have counter-effects."

Ye Xing warned solemnly.

As a public figure, you are naturally responsible for your words and deeds.

【What? One is worth thousands! 】

[No more talking, I’m going to the public toilet first! 】

[Maggot fishing, a new profession is about to be born! 】

[I never thought that someone would be so interested in shit (struggle). 】

[Knowledge Monster: You are overthinking. Green-headed maggots are a rare species and cannot be found in ordinary places. 】

[Damn it, if you didn't tell me earlier, I would have jumped into the cesspool (curse)! ]

[I'm eating and I feel mixed emotions (speechless). ]

........

In the forest at night, the temperature is very low.

The howling sounds from time to time make people palpitate.

Some of the sounds are made by wild beasts.

Some are adventurers.

Ye Xing moved forward along a winding grass road.

"You must keep your eyes and ears open here."

"There may be 'killers' on the trees, in the air, and underground at any time. The more inconspicuous they are, the more you should pay attention to them."

Ye Xing pinched a poisonous insect that wanted to bite his skin to death.

He has repeated this action many times.

As you walk, strange things will crawl on you.

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

I don't know where the sighs came from, lingering in my ears.

It's like a fan went to the lottery shop to buy the national football team to lose but accidentally bought the national football team to win.

The kind of helplessness that can turn into sighs even before the game starts and knows the outcome.

Ye Xing tiptoed to find the sound.

The closer he got to the sound, the more phlegm grass he found around him.

On a lawn fifty meters away.

A creature that looked like a cow but not a cow appeared.

Its head was covered with thick mane, covering its eyes.

Its nose was shaped like a pig's nose.

Its head was drooping.

Its neck was long and loose, like a hollow intestine.

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

The sound came from the throat.

He looked lifeless, depressed, and crestfallen.

Just like a middle-aged man who failed in his business and found out that his wife cheated on him.

After the affair, he told him that his son was actually Mr. Wang next door.

The continuous pain completely broke him down.

From then on, he became depressed and depressed.

Next to him was a human-shaped wooden sculpture.

The wooden sculpture looked more and more familiar.

"Fuck, it's him!!"

After recognizing the identity of the wooden sculpture, Ye Xing was shocked...

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Author's words:

Today's famous quote: A person lives in 30,000 years, and after sleeping, there are more than 10,000 years left. What's important is whether you have lived through 10,000 years or repeated one year 10,000 times?

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