Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

Chapter 263 When an ugly girl asks you if she is pretty, just lie

Before entering this world,

Ye Xing did a lot of homework.

From the information circulated during the Warring States Period,

He learned some valid information about evil spirits and ghosts.

The woman in front of me is one of them.

"I wonder if anyone has heard of the ugly girl?"

"Whether it's ancient or modern, it's all about appearance."

"In modern times, good-looking girls have obvious advantages. Internet celebrities, celebrities, fake socialites, mistresses, models, etc. These money-making professions favor beautiful girls."

"And those who are ugly can only rely on their talents or legitimate labor to make a living."

"In ancient times, there were not so many messy professions. Beautiful women were often given to powerful nobles as concubines."

"Ugly girls are miserable. They may not even be qualified to be a maid."

"Some ugly women with extreme personalities cannot bear the unfair treatment caused by their appearance and will choose to commit suicide."

"After their death, the jealousy and resentment in their chests cannot be quelled, and they will turn into ghosts called 'ugly girls'."

"The woman under this locust tree is an ugly girl!"

Ye Xing, who was standing not far away, explained.

[Is it okay to be ugly enough to commit suicide? 】

[Unfortunately, there were no plastic surgery hospitals in ancient times. 】

[Appearance is justice, so I am evil (when I looked in the mirror, I fucking started crying). 】

[Aren’t ghosts invisible? 】

[Weird and Quiet: Don’t be misled by the TV series. Just because ghosts have no entity does not mean they are invisible. 】

[What does the three candles on her head mean? Is she celebrating her 30th birthday? 】

"The candle on the left represents emotion, the candle in the middle represents hatred, and the candle on the right represents resentment."

"The emotional fire is the dimmest, which means she has no emotions and is a single person."

"The fire of hatred and resentment is burning brighter than the Wangwang gift."

"This shows how jealous she is."

"This is not an auspicious thing, we still... Damn it, she found us!"

The ugly girl suddenly looked back and met Ye Xing's eyes.

Her eyes were bulging, like dead fish eyes.

She has a pair of Crayon Shin-chan's eyebrows, a flowery beard, toothbrush-like buck teeth, Sister Feng's lips, and Erkan's nostrils.

Ye Xing suddenly understood why she committed suicide.

"Don't panic, ugly girls usually don't harm people for no reason."

"If she meets a man, she will ask him if he is ugly."

"If you praise her at this time, she will give you a lucky buff."

"But if you tell the truth shamelessly, she will curse you."

"If she meets a 놆woman, she will behave accordingly based on her appearance."

"If she thinks the other person is beautiful, she will burn her to death with jealousy or smash the other person's face with the hammer on her waist."

Ye Xing pulled Kagura behind him.

The ugly girl came to Ye Xing in the same way as Ah Piao, and made a voice like spitting in her throat: "I...놆not놆...ugly?"

Do you even need to ask?

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror while riding a horse?

It's not your fault that it's ugly, but it's your fault that it's scary at night.

Ye Xingxin complained for a while, but on the surface he said insincerely: "You, you are so beautiful at work, so beautiful."

The ugly girl took the hammer from her waist and said, "Look at... my face... and be serious!"

Ye Xing frowned: "You usually don't use facial cleanser, but there seems to be something on your face?"

Ugly Girl: "What?"

Ye Xing: "It's kind of pretty."

The ugly girl covered her face shyly: "You, you are annoying."

Ye Xing: "No, you are annoying, lovable and never tire of me."

"Huh~huh~huh~huh~"

The two clichéd love words made the ugly girl laugh out loud.

[This is the highest level of lying with your eyes open (vomiting). 】

【Women love beauty, even if they become ghosts. 】

[I learned it, some knowledge, brother, cute. 】

[Damage in love: Brother, please remember, girls don’t like honest men. They love to listen to sweet talk. For example, if she asks you if you have gained weight recently, a person with low EQ will say, "Then you can eat some in the future." That’s correct. The answer should be "My face is still so small", it will definitely work! 】

[Hello Master, I am chasing a girl recently. She asked me what I like about her. How should I answer? 】

[Wet in Love: This is a good question. Remember not to be too exaggerated at this time. There are two answers you can refer to. First, 'I can't tell, but when you appear on the scene, others seem to be nothing more than that'. Second 괗'This answer is so long that I will spend the rest of my life telling you'. 】

【More cheese~】

[The anchor just now said that ugly girls will kill beautiful women when they see them. Wouldn’t little sister Kagura be in trouble? 】

"Pfft~"

Kagura, who was standing behind Ye Xing, couldn't hold back her laughter when she heard his serious nonsense.

Caught the ugly daughter's attention.

But when she saw Kagura, she did not take the initiative to attack. Instead, she showed a playful look and pointed the bronze mirror on her chest at Kagura.

"No, shouldn't she burn me with jealousy or hit me with a hammer? What does this mean?"

Kagura had a question mark.

"It is said that when an ugly girl sees an ugly girl, she will look at the other person's face in the mirror and use this method to ridicule the other person's appearance."

Ye Xing replied.

"What? You dare to call me ugly!"

Kagura's face immediately darkened.

"Don't be excited, but the aesthetics of ancient people are different from modern people. I think you are very beautiful."

"Except that the front is not convex and the back is not curved... I am lost!"

Ye Xing accidentally told the truth, Kagura's face became darker and darker, and he waved his hand and a strong wind almost blew Ye Xing away.

Pong!

The furious Kagura kicked the bronze mirror to pieces: "You blind thing, let's see how I teach you a lesson!"

"I won't kill...ugly women..."

The ugly girl's words drifted into the distance.

"Stop!"

The enraged Kagura chased after him.

When Ye Xing followed him, he found that both the man and the ghost were gone.

He shouted several times, and the valley echoed, but no one responded.

"What a troublesome guy."

Ye Xing sighed helplessly.

With Kagura's strength, a mere ugly girl can't do anything to her.

There is no need to deliberately look for her. We can meet her naturally when we leave the valley.

Ye Xing walked slowly along the path.

Tu 꿗 interactively explained with netizens.

About ten minutes later,

A group of houses wrapped in locust trees appeared in front of me.

It is estimated that there are more than thirty households.

Not far apart from each other.

An aura of terror seeped out of the darkened house.

"This should be the ruins of Konoha Village."

Ye Xing took a few steps forward.

It was found that the weeds on the bed showed signs of being pruned and cleared.

Could it be that... there are still residents in the village? ? ?

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