Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

What are the true identities of the Four Heavenly Kings?

Ye Xing also knew, it was just a show of confidence.

But Zen Master Yixiu understood. He did not answer Ye Ji Hongyan face to face, but said to himself: "There are three problems that have troubled me for several years and hindered me from becoming a Buddha. The so-called authorities confuse the onlookers. If you can Fill in the perfect answer to your troubles, and 놖 can accomplish anything for you. If 놊 can, leave 놇 here as a lampstand."

Yeji Hongyan snorted coldly: "You think too highly of yourself."

Zen Master Ikkyu stretched out his mossy tongue and licked his lips: "Now that you are as weak as an ant, how difficult is it to keep you alive?"

Yeji Hongyan did not answer, Zen Master Yixiu put his hands on his face and continued: "The first confusion is, in this life, I have practiced Hinayana Buddhism for the first half of my life, and Mahayana Buddhism for the other half of my life, but I have not been able to solve it. 눕Buddhahood, is it a problem with 놖놅 or is there a problem with Buddhism? Which one should I practice?”

Yeji Hongyan thought for a while and replied: "If you want to help others, you must first cross the border. Only after you reach a certain level will you be qualified and able to help others. As for the Dharma of cultivation, it is very important."

"This is very important!" Zen Master Yixiu interrupted her and said with eyes wide open: "One is east and the other is west. You can only go on one road. Running back and forth on both sides will ultimately accomplish nothing."

Yeji Hongyan glanced at him lightly: "There is no fixed answer to your question."

Zen Master Yixiu dug out the dead skin and rubbed it into powder, and said with a strange smile: "Maybe there is, maybe there is not."

The atmosphere became tense.

Zi la la la~

Ye Xing turned around and peed in the mineral water bottle, then poured it on the ground in front of Ikkyu: "You are like this bottle, the urine in it is your thoughts and opinions, what will happen if you pour them first? Do you have to listen to other people’s thoughts and opinions?”

"You are..." Zen Master Yixiu then noticed the handsome Ye Xing.

"The beautiful scenery in a good time is not the best. A leaf knows that autumn is coming soon. 놇떘 Ye Liangchen. Since you want to talk about Buddhism, I am willing to chat with you."

Ye Xing took a step forward and gave Ye Ji Hongyan a reassuring look.

"With all due respect, no matter how big or small the Dharma is, whether it is addition, subtraction, multiplication or division, it seems that they are all false and artificial illusions."

"Whether you are cultivating Buddhism, Taoism, immortality, or your hair, cultivating is nothing more than one mind."

"To give an appropriate metaphor, Hinayana Buddhism is like one's own partner, and Mahayana Buddhism is like someone else's partner. Some people like to play with their partner, some people like to play with other people's partners, and some people like others. Let’s play together.”

"The key is to look at your heart. If your heart is single-minded, you can guard yourself. If your heart is chaotic, even if you are stared at every day, you will be prevented from gathering nectar."

"Similarly, when you want to spend time, you should take care of yourself, eat fast and recite Buddha's name. In short, do whatever you think is best for you."

"When you want to save a person, you should eliminate demons and demons from the mountains, provide some tutoring courses for the children, and pour some chicken soup for the souls of the adults to make them believe that tomorrow will be better."

"The Hinayana Buddhism says that there is only one Buddha in the world, called Sakyamuni. The Mahayana Buddhism teaches that there are many Buddhas in the world, and all of them are right and wrong."

"It does not mean that only by cultivating Buddhism can one become a Buddha. Hongyan is willing to sacrifice herself to save mankind. Is this a Buddha?"

"A friend spends five yuan to give warmth to a woman who has lost her footing. Is this a Buddha?"

"Diga turned into a light to defeat evil. Is this a Buddha?"

"What kind of Buddha do you want to practice? What kind of person do you want to become?"

"Everyone is a Buddha, but everyone can become a Buddha!!!"

Ye Xing's voice got louder and louder, and he clasped his hands together.

He turned on the lighting effects on his phone, and his body shone.

The Sanskrit version of the "Great Compassion Mantra" rang out in the live broadcast room.

[Holy shit, the anchor instantly became a Buddha (funny). 】

【一녤녊经놅 Nonsense. 】

[From now on, when 눕rail has an excuse, 놖 will say that 놖놇 practices Buddhism (insidious). 】

[Q: I heard that your wife has her hair done? Answer: She recently changed to Buddhism (why her hair turned green). 】

.........

"It's a good saying, 'Everyone is a Buddha, but everyone can become a Buddha.' Mr. Ye's state of mind is admirable. He has achieved it. He has achieved it."

Zen Master Ikkyu's waist seems to be straighter, and the skin on his face does not seem to be as stretched as before, and his whole person has a little more energy and vitality.

Yeji Hongyan felt a little confused and asked doubtfully: "Who is the woman who lost her footing and Diga?"

Ye Xing said seductively: "Women who have lost their legs are those who have lost their legs and have no way to work. They can only work lying on the bed. As for Tiga, that is a kind of belief."

Believing it to be true, Yeji Hongyan seemed to understand but not understand and nodded.

The first confusion was over, and then, Zen Master Yixiu asked the third confusion:

"My family, the four elements are empty, the Tao, the sky, the earth are empty, and the people are empty. The eyes are confused by five colors, the mouth is refreshing with five tastes, the ears are intoxicated by five sounds, the emotions and six desires are distorted and delusional, and all kinds of troubles are born, none of which is satisfied. In the end, there is only one suffering. "The word 'death' and the word 'empty' are all there. Why do people come here if everything is empty?"

This question is disgusting.

To put it bluntly, it means ‘why are you still alive if you die?’.

Ye Ji Hongyan thought for a while and said naturally: "In this life, we experience birth, old age, illness and death, ups and downs, joys, anger, sorrows and joys. Finding our own values ​​and pursuits among them is a meaning in itself."

"No matter what the meaning is, it will still be nothing in the end. Just like you, Miko, what can you do if you eliminate all the demons? No matter whether it is human beings or other lives, they will eventually escape the word 'empty'. "Zen Master Yixiu shook his head and agreed with her opinion: "What you call value and pursuit are actually meaningless."

Ye Xing raised his eyebrows and said, "Master, what do you think is meaningful?"

Zen Master Ikkyu shook his head: "I used to think that becoming a Buddha was meaningful, but now I feel that everything is meaningless. The mind, the Buddha, and all living beings are all empty to me."

"Is it true? I don't think so." Ye Xing bared his teeth at Ye Ji Hongyan and said, "Let this old bald donkey see something. Maybe it is too suitable for you..."

놊After finishing speaking, Ye Ji Hongyan turned around.

Ye Xing took another mobile phone.

Zen Master Ikkyu, who had never seen a mobile phone before, asked, “What is this?”

Ye Xing chuckled: "You'll know soon."

Then he opened Xunlei and selected a previously uploaded 놅녊 energy video.

Click play.

The words FBI WARINING appeared on the phone screen.

Immediately, a burst of dynamic music sounded from the loudspeaker: thump thump thump thump~dong dong dong dong dong~dong dong rumble dong dong dong~

As soon as the music started playing, Ye Xingcai realized that the Bluetooth headset had not been connected yet, so he hurriedly connected it again and put the headset into Zen Master Yixiu's ears.

【Tokyo is hot! Definitely the Tokyo Hot opening song! ! ! 】

【You are satisfied! 】

[Son: What does FBI mean? Dad: FBI. Son: What does WARINING mean? Dad: It’s a warning. Son: What does it mean when you add 놇 together? Dad whipped him: Who stepped on the horse to let you peek at the computer! ! 】

【Strongly request to share! 】

[Old man, let me borrow Yibu to talk! 】

Netizens who are usually deaf have sharper ears this time.

Ye Xing pretended to see it all and fast-forwarded the video played by 녊놇.

“Ah, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this…Pfft!!!”

Zen Master Ikkyu suddenly had a serious expression on his face. His nosebleeds were like those of a junior high school student who urinates for the first time in the morning.

The body fell backwards, with all four feet in the air.

"Since everything is empty, let me ask you, Master, why did you get up?"

Ye Xing put the phone back and took a look at it.

"Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.... so evil!"

Zen Master Yixiu quickly covered his heavy position and recited the meditation mantra.

"In this world, except for the empty wallets of primary school students, nothing is absolutely empty. Even the air is composed of nitrogen, oxygen, rare gases, carbon oxide and various other substances. "

"Human beings are born as containers. What we do in this life is to empty out and fill up. We dump out desires, prejudices, complaints, greed and other negative energies, and fill them with justice, kindness, health, and Friendship and all the energy.”

"This is the meaning of human existence!!!" Ye Xing pointed at him from a high position: "The first confusion has been solved. If there are any other bullshit questions, let's get straight to the point. Don't delay watching Salvador vs. Juventus tonight. Is the game OK?”

Zen Master Yixiu wiped away his nosebleed: "The last question is, is there other life in this sky? If so, how can you prove it? If not, how can you prove it?"

"This question is too simple."

Ye Xing turned on the projection function of [Mobile Phone Accessible Everywhere] and played several animation video clips: "This is the M78 Nebula. There are nearly 60 million planets in it, including Ultraman's hometown— —The Kingdom of Light. And that is Planet Vegeta, where Saiyans live..."

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