Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

Chapter 68: Eat without doing anything, cunning black ostrich

Snap!

Ye Xing slapped him in panic.

The big-mouthed 놅lord 그 was slapped into confusion.

Only after opening a little distance did Ye Xing see its specific appearance.

This is an ostrich with a length of 2.5 meters and a strong build.

Suddenly hit, it took a few steps back, stretched its neck, and tilted its head to measure the corpse, Ye Xing.

"What did you say?"

Ye Xing had no time to pay attention to it, because the oasis disappeared.

Looking around, there is still a vast sea of ​​dead sand.

If the clothes and backpack weren't still there, he would have suspected that the previous 놅一꾿 was a virtual 냪놅.

[I went to bed early last night and didn’t see anything. Can anyone explain? 】

[About four o'clock in the morning, thick smoke appeared in the sky, blocking the camera, and then the surrounding area turned into a desert. 】

[The anchor was forcibly teleported? 】

"Maybe."

"The coordinates of the oasis are false. This prevents unauthorized entry."

"This is pretty good. At least it can ensure that their physical environment is not destroyed."

"The last piece of pure desert 꺱 does not belong to the 그 category."

Ye Xing waved his hand as a farewell to Ani.

After rubbing some of his frozen face, Ye Xing stared at the ostrich and measured it for a while.

"This old guy probably thinks of me as food. He just poked me with his mouth and it still hurt."

"Its mouth is similar to that of a duck. It cannot open very wide. It can only prey on small mammals and insects. It has no chance of taking on a handsome and tall man like me."

"But don't underestimate it. Its leg muscles are super strong."

"It is said that on the grasslands of the Philippines, a lion was once kicked to death by this black-haired camel!"

"Bounce, jump, and run are its strengths. If you are kicked from the front by its legs, your bones may be broken, or you may be killed."

"The most important thing is that ostrich meat is rich in nutrients, and black-feathered ostrich is twice as nutritious as ordinary ostrich."

"The calcium content is 6 times that of beef and 14 times that of chicken. The fat, cholesterol and calories are only 1/12 of beef and 1/36 of chicken."

Ye Xing licked his lips.

[Ostrich, run, the anchor wants to eat you! 】

[I have said so much before, but it turns out it is just a foreshadowing. Next time I will talk about the nutritional content directly. I am in a hurry! 】

[Less salt, more spicy, no coriander. 】

[Niu: Comparing yourself like this makes me seem malnourished.]

[Chicken: Labor and management are even more shameless! 】

[Since this ostrich can jump, it must also be very good at rapping. Can you let it rap? 】

"Look what you guys said, I usually eat vegetarian food, okay?"

Ye Xing swallowed secretly.

"This guy's speed can reach more than 60km per hour, and he can reach 72-75km in full sprint."

"I have already walked through the place with the highest death rate in the Sea of ​​Death."

"A hundred miles further is the Kongque River, and behind the Kongque River is the safe zone."

"If I could ride on it, I could get out of this damn place today."

Ye Xing analyzed it and found that the distance ahead should not be too dangerous.

I was wondering if I could be lazy and take a ride.

"Gu Liu Liu~"

Ye Xing called out two 늉s in the manner of calling a dog.

He took out the picking 놅 fruit from his backpack and threw it away.

The ostrich opened its mouth to catch it.

After eating, he raised his head to Ye Xing, as if to say: Brother, be steady, please have more~

"Brother Ostrich, we made an agreement. I will give you food and you will drive me forward."

Regardless of whether it understands or not, it still has to chant when it should.

"When taming a wild beast, remember not to throw food at it all at once, but to grasp the rhythm and proceed step by step."

"Give it a little, stop for a while, move closer to it, give it a little more, move closer again, and let it slowly accept the shortening of the distance."

"If you just throw a handful of food and run towards it, I guarantee you will die miserably."

"Just like a man pursuing a woman, he will try his best to show his love to her as soon as he comes into contact with you."

"It looks like he is infatuated, but from a female perspective, he is just cheap and stupid."

"If you meet a scumbag, congratulations, you have successfully transformed from 그 to 꿨!"

While talking, Ye Xing had already walked up to Ostrich.

It appears that 놅 is gentler than imagined.

[The Love Master is online, everyone is listening! 】

[The anchor has such a deep understanding of dog licking, could he come here too? 】

[It’s so right to say 놅, I’m just like this 놅그, I thought my love for her could move the world, but in the end, it only moved myself. The heartache was caused by me, and she gave it to 놅~]

[When I heard it, I heard it was Laowang Yiyun. Come on, eat a piece of booger to relieve some pain! 】

[Dog Licking Note: I mustered up the courage to confess to her today. She said she didn’t like dogs. I immediately said, we don’t need to keep them...]

While netizens were beeping, Ye Xing jumped onto the ostrich.

"Let's go, Brother Ostrich."

Ye Xing pointed to the northeast.

The black ostrich buried its head directly in the sand.

There are several theories about this behavior of ostriches.

One is that it's detecting enemy activity.

The second is to eliminate neck fatigue.

But if you don't pull it out for a long time, it will suffocate to death.

"There's no danger around here, is there?"

Ye Xing looked around. At this moment, the black ostrich suddenly pulled out its neck and accelerated super fast. Unprepared, Ye Xing was thrown off.

It took the opportunity to hold the backpack open with its mouth and shook out everything inside.

The fruits were scattered all over the ground, and the black ostrich ate them with relish.

"I treat you as a brother, and you treat me like this?"

Ye Xing's face turned green, and he held a knife to teach it a lesson.

Sensing the danger, the black ostrich swallowed a few fruits whole, and before running away, he glanced at him with contempt, as if saying: If you are a brother, come and chop me!

"You narrowed the road!"

Ye Xing pounced on it and grabbed the tuft of hair behind its buttocks.

With a move of his waist, he turned in the air and lay on it.

The black ostrich ran and swayed wildly, and the speed reached an astonishing 75km/h!

Almost reached the maximum speed of a home motorcycle!

If you fall off it without paying attention, it is a minor comminuted fracture.

"Ah, uh, lur, lur~"

Ye Xing wanted to say something to the audience in the live broadcast room.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the wind blocked his mouth.

In this situation, if Ye Xing forcefully attacked it to force it to stop, it would only die more miserably.

The only thing he could do was to desperately hold its neck...