Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

[Ding, it’s detected that the host has entered a new area on the map, and you will be rewarded with proficiency in Hokkien. 】

Hokkien is one of the most commonly spoken languages ​​in Baodao.

Once you master this language, you don't have to worry about being slaughtered by the locals.

"There is a very interesting place in Fisherman's Wharf, I must show you."

Ye Xing came to a modern industrial bridge connecting the docks to the mainland.

"This is the famous local Lover's Bridge."

"It is said that if a couple walks across this bridge, they will soon break up."

"Especially when the traffic light turns green at night, couples must not look at each other, otherwise one of them will be green!"

"Whether he is that amazing or not, we singles don't dare to say or ask."

Ye Xing laughed.

【Great place! I want to take my 13 girlfriends there with me, they pester me every day, they are annoying me to death! 】

[Wake up, kid, it’s dawn, it’s time for Grandma Rong to prick you. 】

[Everyone must learn to cuckold someone secretly, and then surprise everyone! 】

[When I realized it, the strong man in the multi-player sports seemed to be from Baodao. 】

[Salute to the scumbag patriarch! 】

[What a scumbag, that is a role model for our generation (dog head body protector)! 】

"Ahem, let's talk less about Gua Ang."

Ye Xing touched his growling belly, then Lin Yue'er crossed the Lover's Bridge and came to the food street at the back.

“When you come to Baodao, you must try three delicacies.”

"The first is braised pork rice. The taste of the heated meal you sell is absolutely out of this world!"

“괗It’s oyster noodles with noodles. The green oysters are paired with large intestine and noodles. The cotton silk is juicy and really delicious!”

"The third one is the pig blood cake. The fresh pig blood and freshly cooked glutinous rice are stirred evenly and then solidified and steamed. It is super soft and glutinous. There are various side dishes in it. It is the most enjoyable to wrap it together and eat it!"

“There are also oyster omelette, sun cake, and Hualien mochi, all of which are great.”

"I tasted them one by one for everyone!"

“Finally, I would like to remind those friends who don’t like breakfast.”

"According to science, if you don't eat breakfast, your body will absorb nutrients from your feces in order to ensure the supply of nutrients. In short, skipping breakfast = eating shit!"

Ye Xing walked, bought and ate all the way.

Lin Yue'er carried big and small bags and followed behind like a nanny. She couldn't help but complain: "You are the most edible person I have ever seen. I really doubt that you are the reincarnation of a pig."

[Not eating breakfast is equal to eating shit? I was so frightened that I quickly took two mouthfuls of shit to calm down the shock so that I wouldn’t have to eat breakfast (as expected of me, so clever). 】

[Damn, there’s someone eating alone upstairs, brother, give me 꺛놛! 】

[I have gained more knowledge. No wonder my breath smells weird in the morning. I swear, I will definitely have breakfast later~]

[꺗Here we go, are you playing with the temptation of your tongue with me so early in the morning? 】

[Anchor, although you look very embarrassed when you pick your teeth, your mouth is so oily that you look really beautiful (I cried). 】

.........

After breakfast.

Ye Xing followed the road to the Mazu Temple, a sacred place in the hearts of locals.

"I believe everyone knows who Mazu is."

"She has more than 300 million believers around the world, and it is also the belief in the hearts of 95% of the people in Baodao."

"If you want to engage in sea-related work, you must worship Mazu."

"Especially in the East China Sea, South China Sea and Yellow Sea, Mazu is the most powerful."

"If you encounter hurricanes and big waves in these three areas, I want you to call Mazu's name sincerely. No matter how big the wind or waves are, they can't hurt you."

"I'm not talking nonsense, First Officer Lin has experienced it himself."

"When she was working as a sea guide, she encountered a strong wind of magnitude 9, and the passenger boat was almost capsized."

"At that time, more than a dozen people on the entire boat knelt on the deck and shouted to Mazu. In less than a minute, the wind and waves disappeared inexplicably."

"But one thing you have to pay close attention to is that you can call her Mazu, but you cannot call her Tianfei Empress or Holy Mother, otherwise she will dress up carefully and come to save you."

"Goddess also loves beauty, but the time it takes to dress up will not be shorter than the time it takes for your girlfriend to put on makeup."

"By the time she comes to dress up, you will almost become salty feed in the fish's belly."

“There is a temple store selling Mazu noodles at the entrance of the temple.”

"Let's go get two bowls and pray for peace."

While Ye Xing and Lin Yue'er were eating noodles, three sturdy men who looked like Popeye broke into the Mazu Temple with hammers.

The man with the dragon and tiger tattoos at the head spoke in a 늌 accent and yelled in a drake voice:

"You damn Mazu, ever since I worshiped you, it doesn't matter if you don't bless me, but you also let me have problems with my boat every three days. You are so stupid that you can't accept money. Give me this useless stupid place. Smashed!"

The three of them are like wolves and tigers,

Kicked over the temple to celebrate.

Enter the Mazu Temple.

Two of them used hammers and smashed them randomly to vent their anger.

The leader even climbed onto the altar and urinated on the head of the Mazu statue.

Just when Lin Yue'er was ready to act bravely.

The clear sky suddenly became cloudy and the wind blew violently...

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