Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 160

When the Fire Mage and Ice Mage stepped aside, I slowly walked over under their complicated gaze, while my servants and younger brothers followed.

After walking for a while, I said softly, "When are you going to look for the black cat." The Minotaur followed behind and said, "I'll look for it later."

"Actually, there is no need for this. This state of omniscience and omnipotence is actually not very interesting. I still like to hide behind my back and watch everything, so I should return it all to myself. I can do it. I just told it so clearly. You are looking for a black cat, and you are not afraid that I will know."

My words made everyone unable to react, and they all showed a confused look, but the Minotaur seemed to understand, which is why I except little The reason I like him the most outside of the master is because he is smart and loyal.

"Okay, that's it... Release the evil sheep mode." When the evil Evil Thought in my heart subsided, the faint red disappeared in front of me, and the hair on my body quickly grew out.

"Oh my god, I can't believe it, what just happened to me? Hey Lulu, can you tell me?" I said looking towards the little master.

little master said helplessly: "Lucky, can you speak well? You scared me just now. You look really scary and your eyes are scary."

" Hey~ Lulu, you look so cute when you're scared~ Can I call you cute~" I said and approached the little master, and the little master said shyly, "You are talking nonsense, how can there be."

At this time, a silly dog came up and asked, "Boss, what's wrong with you, why do you feel like something is wrong with you."

Then I looked towards it, using the dog He said: "Oh ~ look ~ there's a silly dog, look at what a fat silly dog it is, I bet if you put it on skewers, it will be very delicious when grilled!"

The silly dog caught its tail in fright and begged: "Boss, don't do this, I'm afraid..."

I raised my leg and gave it a hoof and said, "Damn it! It's a dog that spit on sheep, like Sandy's baked apple pie...For god's sake, I resisted kicking your ass again with boots fiercely...even though I don't have boots."

"Boss, are you the repercussions that have just changed?" The silly dog hid behind the little master, and I said: "no no no ~ Trust me Old Partner! It's nothing, sheep always have After these few days, this is the life of a sheep~"

After I said that, I walked forward with my head held high, and then continued: "Damn, get out of the way, you poor group of groundhogs. I swear Isaac will kick over your stall if I let you lousy vendors see it~"

There was a muttering sound from behind me, it seemed to be an apprentice magician Voice: "I found a new side effect, this is an unprecedented discovery, it seems that I have to tell the teacher in time, otherwise there may be a setback."

"How can luck become like this, it will be fine Right?" The little master's tone was full of worry, and apprentice magician said, "It should be fine... It's just that the tone of speech has changed a bit, but there seems to be something wrong with my brain."

"Hey, My little guy, who allowed you to speak ill of me secretly, don't let me catch you, or I'll..."

Before I finished speaking, the little master interrupted me, He reached out and patted my head hard and said, "Wake up, stop making trouble."

"Relax, man, you're a little nervous, I mean we can get along well ." I said and gently pushed the little master, she helplessly looked toward s got other people and tried to ask them for help.

"Look, what are you worrying about, I've never felt so good, we might as well find a place to sit and have a good ale."

I Said and walked forward, they could only keep up with them quickly, and it seemed that they were no longer in the mood to go shopping. I just wanted to go to the pub to have some fun.

"Little fellows, take a look, it's a horse-like pub, and I bet it smells worse than horse urine."

"...it doesn't want to drink a bar, doesn't that mean the brain will be completely ruined?" the little master shouted, apprentice magician comforted: "maybe it will get better as soon as it drinks, maybe..."

"Come on, I can't wait, I swear to Sun God I'll drink like the guy who fell into the well today."

little master and apprentice magician looked at each other in blank dismay, with minotaurs and doves beside me, and followed me into the somewhat shabby tavern.

"Oh my god, it's really bad here, look at the black mud on the ground, my boots can't fall... Fortunately I don't have boots."

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After I walked into this tavern, I looked around and the people in the tavern looked towards me.

I looked at them and said, "Gosh...I can't believe my eyes, you poor little bastards, drinking in such an environment, I swear today will satisfy all of you. Request!"

At this time, someone seemed to recognize me and shouted: "It's the God of Sheep!" "It's the Great God of Sheep!!!" Suddenly the whole tavern was boiling, everyone They all howled and crowded towards me.

The Minotaur and Dove hurriedly stopped them and I said, "Hey guys, they won't hurt me, this is our friend~"

They The two just let those mercenaries come over. These mercenaries were excited to hold me up and cheered happily. I felt their enthusiasm.

"Oh~ my God, I feel your enthusiasm, let's toast~" My tone barely fell, and cups of ale came to my mouth.

I drank it with a big gulp. It was so enjoyable. This is life. It is even more enjoyable than the life of aristocrats. Tonight we have to have fun.

It's only noon now, but what about noon, as long as the younger brothers accompany me, let alone from noon to night, even from night to second day, I'm happy.

"It's unbelievable! I've been drinking so much of you guys, you know that, Old Partner, I don't want that." My vision blurred, these guys must be in the ale Mixed with other wine.

"Boss! You can't do it anymore." A mercenary shouted loudly.

I immediately called: "Oh little fellow, you must not know me well enough, beg my mercy, I will forgive your rudeness, or I swear to Sun God, you will drink He was carried out."

"Lord Sheep God, this is what I expected." Said that guy drank all the wine in the glass, and in front of me Several glasses of wine were handed over.

"Look, how your poor drink compares to mine." I took a glass of ale and drank it, then a second and a third.

After drinking all the ale around me all the time, there seemed to be a pop in my head, as if something had been opened up, and there were no more messy thoughts in my mind.

I then turned my head and looked towards the tavern Boss, and said, "Boss, have a cake." "Sorry, we don't have any cake here."

"Then give me one. Fresh grass!" I shouted again, and the Boss said helplessly: "Sorry, we don't have fresh grass here either."

"What kind of tavern are you running without grass and cake! Forget it, Don't eat it! Let's cheer up!!!" After I said that, the mercenaries held me up high.

I looked down at the adoring eyes, then stepped on their heads and stood up, shouting: "Start...DJ Sheep."

As my voice fell , in an instant, the whole tavern flashed neon, and the deafening DJ made the mercenaries twist wildly. This will be a sleepless night!