Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 203

"How much is this stupid dog worth?" I asked casually.

The woman said respectfully: "This requires a professional Appraisal Master appraisal, I am just a receptionist, I don't know how much it is worth."

The silly dog suddenly rushed He came up, hugged me and cried: "Boss! You don't really want to sell me! Please don't do this, I promise to be obedient in the future, you can do whatever you want, do whatever you want... ..."

"Bum, who wants to do something to you, do you really think you can act wilfully if you can transform? Even if you can transform, I will not do anything to you!" I said with a kick It kicked away.

After we stayed in the box for more than an hour, it was almost full outside, and then a man stepped onto the huge table.

"Ladies! Gentlemen! Welcome to the 2333rd auction of Grim Auction House. This auction is the most grand one of the year. Today we will sell treasure that is rarely seen in ordinary times"

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"In this era when magic is about to revive, a good treasure can make us achieve greater achievements than others and gain wealth and status faster. Don't hesitate, don't linger, hesitating and wandering is nothing. If you miss this opportunity, children will be left far behind by others, let us seize every opportunity to improve our strength and cultivate our children!"

"Then, I will announce that the first day The special treasure session begins!" After the host finished speaking, the two beauties walked up with a cylindrical table covered with a red cloth.

Then the host continued to say: "Let's start the auction of the first treasure, it is... a necklace of calmness!" After that, he ripped open the red cloth to reveal the item inside.

It is a silver necklace with a blue gemstone pendant hanging at the bottom. It looks like the gemstone is very clear, without a trace of impurities.

The host said loudly: "This calm necklace was made by the former Archmage Adrian, who gave this necklace to his daughter, and his daughter wore this necklace, All the way cultivated to second only to Level 6 wizard of Level 7 Archmage!"

"This cool necklace can make magician more focused during cultivation, thereby improving the effect of cultivation and speeding up the improvement of magic power"

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"With such a necklace, your child will definitely win at the starting line! What are you waiting for, let's start bidding now, the future of your child is in your hands!"

"The starting price is... 200gold coin!" After the host's voice fell, the nobles below raised their placards to bid: "210gold coin." "250gold coin!" "300gold coin!"… …

While I was still fighting for this cool necklace, I looked towards the second younger brother in confusion and asked: "This thing is so magical, so valuable?"

The second younger brother, curl one's lip, said: "This is just a necklace that allows people to meditate and cultivate. At most, it is worth 100gold coin. These guys don't know anything at all."

He has no idea. He said it without hesitation, and didn't care about the person standing next to the Auction House, and the woman still looked at us with a smile, waiting to serve us, as if she hadn't heard at all.

Seeing this, I decided to stimulate her again, and I said, "You mean that these parents are for the sake of their children's success, or even just one step ahead of others, and they go out to grab this kind of nonsense. Especially valuable things? Or are they willing to be deceived?"

The noble boy nodded, interjected: "In order to make the children in the family more promising and make the family more brilliant, they can do everything. , even more how is to spend a little money."

"Then this Auction House is really dark enough to capture the psychology of these people, and it has to be slaughtered." I suddenly sighed.

The noble boy said with a smile: "Then they have to say thank you at the end." The second younger brother and the little master both laughed. After all, they were born with magic, so they naturally understand this aspect. thing.

Many of the nobles below did not bring their children, and those who did not bring their children shouted the most, and the parents who brought their children were stopped, and of course there were also ignorant ones. Students, don't seem to understand the meaning of that thing, I guess it's an apprentice magician.

In the end, the rubbish was sold for 510gold coin, which made me have to admire these stupid guys with a lot of money. I thought all the nobles were as smart as their younger brothers.

The noble boy looked at the necklaces sold outside and said: "In fact, some of them are also compelled by circumstances. Many noble inheritances have begun to decline after many generations, so they can only seize all possible opportunities to rise. , at all costs rise."

"...Your words remind me of little brother Knight. Some time ago, I came to the imperial capital with the second princess to see me, and then hurried back to the territory. ."

After hearing what I said, the second younger brother said: "Mr. Walter is the savior of the family. If it weren't for him, the Hogan family would probably be in complete decline soon. "

The second younger brother paused and said: "He seems to have been sent by Your Majesty to escort the Third Princess to the Barbarian Race before, to talk with them about the union, and I don't know if he has come back." ."

"They both ran away, and I finally caught one and sent it out." After I finished speaking, the second younger brother and the noble boy looked towards the woman, and the woman hurriedly said: "I I didn't hear anything."

The noble boy said lightly: "There are some things I don't want to hear from others." "Don't worry, I will not say anything, I will Swear to Sun God." The woman hurriedly swore.

The second younger brother changed the topic to: "Mr. Walter should be awarded the title of count when he comes back, after all, it is a big event like the union with the Barbarian Race."

"It should be, He has already married two Princesses, and now he just needs a reason to be promoted." The noble boy agreed nodded.

The two of them were talking about something that little master didn't understand, so they had to go to the auction outside. Fortunately, the auction outside was also very lively. These guys can fight for something, stupid The dogs were all excited.

"Boss! Look, that thing looks delicious!" The silly dog looked outside excitedly, and I looked over in puzzlement. Is the place where the treasure auction is still selling food?

When I leaned over, the little master said: "Luck, you see, that gem meat got 600gold coins! It is said that eating it can greatly improve the physical strength, whether it is Knight eating or magician Eating is useful."

"What is magician doing to improve physical strength? If you buy this thing, you should feed the dog." I tone barely fell, and the silly dog said excitedly: "Boss, you mean Really? Are you going to buy it back!?"

I gave it a hoof and said, "You have a cramp in your head? More than 600 gold coins to buy that shit, and I'll buy it for you. Wouldn’t it be delicious for you to throw a hundred pounds of meat in it?”

“Thank you so much, boss!” The silly dog rushed over immediately, and I hurriedly avoided, this bastard really can follow the pole Climbing up, as soon as I said that, it hurriedly agreed.

I ignored it, but said to the little master: "Just say whatever you like, buy whatever you want, we have money."

little The master was excited and nodded. Obviously, he was fascinated by those treasures. He was probably too greedy, but he was reluctant to spend money. I had to watch it for her to see what was suitable for her.

However, you don't need the treasures and materials to improve the cultivation speed. Yesterday, it seemed that the chief mage had already sent some treasures and materials for cultivation, and let the little master use them.

"You two are not interested in anything? You were very excited before you came here." I turned my head and looked towards the noble boy and the second younger brother who were still chatting.

The noble boy said: "I read the auction catalogue. In the morning, all the small things are sold, and nothing is too useful. The good things are all in the afternoon and evening."

"Then you two continue to talk." After I said that, I continued to look towards the lively auction below.