Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 270

As we went deeper, the level 5 stupid dog didn't need monkey protection anymore, it just ate it all the way, I even felt that it wouldn't take long for this thing to break through to level 6, and the upgrade was like Ride like a rocket.

Although the silly dog no longer needs to be protected by the monkey, he still has to let the monkey follow him closely, otherwise, if he encounters any Level 5, he may be eaten by the silly dog if he is not careful.

When I finally caught up with the silly dogs, I found that these two guys were standing there dumbfounded, instead of moving forward, they looked stupidly at a... deer ?

This deer has giant antlers on its head with soft rays of light, and I think that's why those two guys are so stupid.

I turned my head and glanced at Mag next to me, and sure enough, this guy has become stupid, but this kind of thing is useless to me, I don't eat that set, even if it becomes a naked sheep I will not be moved, after all, I am a sheep who has seen the world.

The light deer looked at me and said, "Why do you slaughter the creatures in the forest?"

"What did you say, when will we slaughter the creatures in the forest? Come on, don't spit on sheep." I immediately slapped it back, this guy is really going to wrong people, so he just opens his mouth.

Guanglu continued: "It has eaten so much devil beast, it is not considered a massacre?"

"You are a grass eater to say this, but it is Dogs! Dogs have to eat meat, how can you live without eating meat, don't blame dogs casually if you don't understand the suffering of dogs, stupid dogs have never been full!"

I see that he wants to continue to quibble , then went on to say: "If you are really kind, why don't you drink the northwest wind? Does grass have no life? Grass is also life, just like a tree man. If you chew on its body, will it not hurt?"

"You! You talk nonsense! I don't need to eat or drink, and I never hurt other creatures." Guanglu wanted to argue, but I interrupted him immediately and said, "God, I heard What? A Holy Mother deer! Please Holy Mother deer bless me!~"

Then I sarcastically said: "You don't need to eat and drink, but that doesn't mean other creatures don't need to eat and drink, if it doesn't eat other creatures will starve What should I do if it dies, does it deserve it? You may have saved other creatures, but it deserves to die!?"

"This..." Guanglu was speechless for a while, but then he woke up. Said: "But it eats too much, it's simply not to fill the stomach!"

I rolled the eyes and said: "Isn't it good that it eats a lot? Who stipulates that only a little is allowed? What's the difference between eating one and eating ten thousand? Isn't it all killing? It eats these creatures and new creatures will appear. This is the law of nature, ecological balance, do you understand!? Don't talk nonsense, like some kind of troll creature."

"You! You! Me, I..." Guangluqi's body trembled, I squinted at it disdainfully, and said: "Why, but you still want to scold people? You still want to do it? I'll let you beat me with all four hooves!"

"I want you to leave here immediately!" Guanglu said angrily, I suddenly laughed: "Yo, how old are you, why did you let us leave here? Could it be that this is your home? I don't believe it anymore, do you tell it to promise?"

"This is my house! Of course they will promise me! Ben Uncle! Aunt Lin! Help me!" With the shouting of Guanglu, the surrounding trees rose up one by one.

"E... Really sloppy.

"It's alright! It's just for fun, you guys are sleeping." Hearing what I said, the tree man said slowly: "Okay... um..." After that, he squatted back. ground.

I immediately looked towards Guanglu and said, "Is there anything I can't say properly, you're a bit skilled at being a parent, isn't it the first time you've done it? I'm a civilized sheep, you If it is rude, it will be too shameless, and I will not be polite."

"You are shameless!" The white air was constantly spewing from the light deer's nose, and I thought this guy wouldn't scold people. Well, it seems that it is just pretending to be green tea noble, and in the bones is still a wild thing.

"Yo, didn't expect you to be swearing? I thought all the poop you pulled was pink, maybe it was smelling."

I Looking at it with a smile, it rushed towards me like a madman, and screamed: "I'm going to punish you!"

"Can you be weaker? , will you say harsh words? No, I'll teach you, for example, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill your whole family!

After hearing my words, Guanglu almost cried out: "You actually scolded me! I fought with you!" It's spelled, what are you spelling? Do you want to spell the order? It's too polite."

Just as I was talking, the light deer had already rushed in front of me, the huge horn fiercely was facing me, and at the same time it was A ray of light came out of my forehead and shone on me, causing me to feel a burning sensation.

I feel that the light shot from the forehead is not enough to feel the light, it is better to feel the light shot from the mouth, just like opening a mouth and a laser cannon, it is exciting to think about it! Only then can the true formidable power of light be brought into play, and this is the correct way to use light.

"You have realized the true meaning of lasers, unlock the laser sheep mode, and activate the laser sheep mode to use." The long-lost mechanical sound rang in my ears, which immediately made me very happy, very good, and again New stuff is ready to play!

Seeing that the light deer was about to hit me, I immediately said, "Activate the laser sheep!" Immediately, my body became extremely smooth, with streamers constantly streaking across it, like a fine sculpture like a metal sheep.

I opened my mouth immediately, and a very thick laser shot out of my mouth immediately, hitting Guanglu in an instant and blasting it out.

This light deer was so directly smashed into a spot of light in the sky, I couldn't help but sigh: "Don't pretend to be 13, pretend to be 13 to be struck by lightning."

But soon The light spots in midair actually gathered together again, it stood in the air and called to me: "You can't kill me! I'm the Guardian of the forest!"

"I hate you the most The guy who believes oneself infallible, who gave you the seal? Also Guardian, I got it for myself, I’m still called the God of Sheep, you don’t kneel down and kowtow when you see God, and you dare to do something with God?”

After saying that, I opened my mouth again, and another laser shot out from my mouth, but the light deer immediately turned into a spot of light and flashed to the side, dodging the attack.

"What are you running for? Didn't you say you can't die? It doesn't matter if you can't die, let me shoot a few guns. It's really stingy."

I looked at it with contempt. Guanglu, Guanglu said angrily: "How dare you insult God! God will punish you!"

"God? Come and punish me, I can't wait! Ah! ~ I'm being punished."

As I said that, I shot a laser at Guanglu again, and Guanglu hurriedly dodged, but I had already Anticipating its position, he immediately shot to the other side.

Suddenly, the laser smashed the light deer that had just appeared. It turned into a light spot in the sky again, and then tried to gather together, but it seemed that the body was a little transparent.

It seems that this thing is not completely fine if it is bombed. If it is bombed a few times, it may not be able to get together. Thinking about it, I shot a laser at it again and shot it again and again. Boom.