God, an Otaku, in DxD

He kept walking in the mall, and what he wants to buy now is a phone.

KAMI'S POV

Alright, when the hell is the phone store? I know, I can just create it out of thin air, and I already have one.

But I don't want that! I want to buy it like a civilized person.

Wait. What is that energy? It's powerful! It seems that there are two beings fighting each other....

This is dangerous. I'm not even powerful enough to fight these beings! Well, that is what my instincts tell me anyway. If they decided to take the fight here. I MUST be ready.

Your Creator is not going to go down that easily mortals! Remember that! Ha!

'Secret Settings!' I shouted in my mind.

Secret Settings

Omnipotence - Unilmited Power

On

Off

I was about to press on, when I suddenly told myself not to, and had second thoughts, because it will attract a LOT of attention. And, the energy was fading away. There were two before, now only one, and that emergy is fading.

I continue to remain calm.

While I was walking, I finally saw the phone store. I of course bought the most expensive model. The S15 Deluxe Version. I got the receipt, at the female employee called out for me.

"Sir, may I ask you something?"

"What is it, miss?" I asked, confused.

"A-are you single?" She asked blushing red.

"Yes I am. Why do you ask?"

"C-can we-"

I cut her off.

"Sorry, but no. I have no interest on a romantic relationship, well at least not yet. But thanks for the offer anyway."

I said leaving quickly so that we may never see each other again and die of akwardness. I went back home and opened up my new phone. It was a great phone actually. I got caught up in a social media application called Acebook.

I friended my mom and dad. Within seconds they accepted it, and sometime again, hundreds of online personalities had friend requests to me. And of course, I accepted them. ALL.

Now, I was just searching through the posts of my new online friends, and I updated my status. Again, within seconds, there were HUNDREDS of likes.

Now, I am starting to get annoyed by this. People just like, comment, and requests to be friends with me for their own benefit. They just find my name, and they tap the friend request button and just hope I accept it. Human greed knowns no end.

Speaking of finding names, I saw that Rias, Akeno, and Sona has Acebook accounts as well.

They're quite famous for their age. But really, age is nothing for a devil because they live almost eternally.


But back on topic, they really are famous. Hundreds of likes in every post, and thousands of followers.

I scolled down Acebook for about another hour, until I got bored.

I went to the shower. But I did not just shower, I also swam on the mini pool inside the bathroom. And I got to admit, it was really refreshing.

After that, I went to the kitchen, which is very large. I got hot rice, and a piece of friend chicken and a bottle of Mountain Dew. Because, why not? I ate while watching TV. It was really refreshing.

I went to bed again, and this time, I just wanted to sleep.

I knew that once they story keeps going, I will rarely have a good night sleep.

"Timeskip to morning, Kami/Suho is eating breakfast"

SUHO'S POV

3 more days to go. I got to make the most of it. I'm just happy that I survived the day without girls trailing me.

I'll do something that Jihan Han himself would be proud of.

"ID Create!"

I will create this dungeon so 1 minute on the 'real' world is 2 hours here. Welp, time to do some grinding!

The scene is the dungeon is UNREAL. There is a very large city. Perhaps as large as New York, are is full of zombies. I am going to observe them.

"Observe!"

I know. I always shout out my skills. Don't judge me. I'm doing 'cuz it's awesome mortals. This is just one of the things you will not be able to do in your lifetime. Ha!

Name: Zombie

Age: 1

Race: Zombie

Job: None

Status: Undead

Level: 1

Strength: 5

Defence: 2

Intelligence: 1

Dexterity: 3

Wisdom: 2

Luck: 0

HP: 100/100

Mana: 30/30

Money: ($100 if killed)

"Hahahahaha! You undead mongrels! You will feel the wrath of the Creator! Hahahahaha! Die for this is your reconing!"

For a whole day inside the dungeon the only thing he did is grind. He kills a zombie with his fists, then move on to another one.

He killed about 1500 zombies that day. In the real world, it has barely been half an hour.

"This is fun! Hahahahaha!" In his familiar grin of triumph.

"Stats!"

Name: Suho Lee

Age: 18

Race: God

Job: None

Status: The Creator

Level: 23

Strength: 5,750

Defence: 5,750

Intelligence: 5,750

Dexterity: 5,750

Wisdom: 5,750

Luck: 5,750

HP: 23,000/23,000

Mana: 34,500/34,500

Money: $100,000,000,000

Skills:

Mana Arrow- Level 25

Mama Manipulation- Level 32

Mana Bomb- Level 23

Mana Sword- Level 18

Dark Mana Arrow- 13

Power of Creation- Level 29

I only did that in barely 30 minutes in the real world mortals! How do you like me now? Ha! I'll be in this dungeon for another day, and look how powerful will I get? Heck, I don't even need to use omnipotence in this rate!

He spend another day there, which again is barely 30 minutes in the 'real' world. He got so much levels, that now he can kill 5 zombies at a time now, because of his mana arrows.

"Jihan Han would be proud!" He said proudly.

Once he finished saying that, he heard a load roar. From a large skyscraper, a giant zombie emerged. Not just any GIANT zombie, but THE giant zombie. It was almost as big as the skyscraper, which is as large as the Eiffel Tower. He Observed the creature.

"Observe!"

Name: Legion Zombie

Age: 1

Race: Zombie

Job: None

Status: Zombie Boss

Level: 52

Strength: 2,532

Defence: 2,869

Intelligence: 1,525

Dexterity: 1,327

Wisdom: 586

Luck: 25

HP: 10,000/10,000

Mana: 2,000/2,000

'It's really weak. It is gonna be an easy win.' He activated his Mana Sword.

"Mana Sword!"

Then, a blade made of blue material appeared on his hands. It was like Zabuza's sword from Naruto. It was damn big. He then used his Mana Arrows to shoot down the big zombie. Within 10 seconds, he already took down 8,000 HP.

He jumped building to building, and finally reached the Legion Zombie.

With one strong slash, the enemy got obliterated. When he got down, He saw items.

A Healing Potion, money which is about $10,000, a Blacksmithing Champion-Class Book, and a pair of Air Jordans.

He put the Potion in his inventory, and the money in his bank account. He wore the new pair of kicks, and grabbed the book. Once he grabbed it, a message appeared.

Would you like to learn the skill, "Blacksmithing"?

Yes

No

Of course, he said yes.

Then, a burst of knowledge entered his brain, and felt like he was blacksmithing all of his life. It felt natural to know how to do that kind of craft.

'I need an item which can hide my power and aura.'

So he proceeded in making an equipment a ring. He finished it, and the outcome was awesome. A Diamond gem in the middle, which is shaped like a dragon, and the rest of the body which is golden and has red rubies on the sides.

Of course it was still normal. He still needed an enchating nook to complete the thing he was doing.

So, 32 Legion Zombies later, 12 days or 6 hours in the 'real' world, he finally got what he wanted. An enchanting spell book. It was also Champion-Class, which is the 2nd most powerful class of spellbooks. He proceeded to learn it, and sucessfully gave the stat boosts that the ring needed.

The One Ring

Class: Legendary

Buffs:

+1000 in all stats

+100 in Mana Regeneration per second

+ 30% damage when attacking undead

Special Buffs

-Hides 100% of the holder's power.

That was OP. He thought. 'Wow! Jihan's best friend was NOT kidding!'

"Stats!"

Name: Suho Lee

Age: 18

Race: God

Job: The Gamer

Status: Master Zombie Slayer

Level: 72

Strength: 18,000

Defence: 18,000

Intelligence: 18,000

Dexterity: 18,000

Wisdom: 18,000

Luck: 18,000

HP: 72,000/72,000

Mana: 108,000/108,000

Money: $100,000,000,000

Skills:

Mana Arrow: Level 100

Mana Manipulation: Level 100

Mana Bomb: Level 100

Mana Sword: Level 89

Dark Mana Arrow: Level 92

Power of Creation: Level 84

He then destroyed the dungeon. He did not get out of there with only two new skills. He just didn't learn them yet, so when he comes back home, he can be able to reap his rewards with satisfaction. He has about 12 new skillbooks, all in the Champion-Class. Some of these skills are Super Saiyan Mode, Rasengan, Rinnegan, Sharingan, and lots of other cool shit.

Having this life is AWESOME! You mortals will never experience it. Ha! Too bad! Hahahaha! You will only be stuck in your pathetic meatbags all your life! Hahahahahaha!

"Timeskip to the next day, Suho stalking people in Acebook."

2 days left until the plot begins. I'll just roam around town until about 8:00 in the evening. This should be fun!