God, an Otaku, in DxD

The ORC and it's members hopped on the train, which was directed to Hell.

Believe it or not, it was LITERALLY directed to hell.

'I never thought that I would go to hell in a train.' Suho thought.

Of all the years of his life, he has seen his fair share of craziness throughout his life. Heck, he even went to a universe that you must drive bicycles to go to Heaven!

But, a train, that is new.

Koneko was acting kind of wierd, not saying anything, and just seating silently on her seat.

The trio was just sitting there, playing with their phones. Suho and Seojun was engaged in a MOBA game, a 1v1 fight.

Seyeon, on the other hand, was just playing an MMORPG. Don't even ask me how the fuck they got internet connection there.

"We will soon arrive at the Sitri Domain." The train speaker system told us.

Rias, Akeno, and Issei was playing a bunch of cards. Even with a god level Intelligence stat, Suho can't understand what the hell they're playing.

"Sitri domain?" Issei asked.

'Really? Did you NEED to repeat that?' Suho thought.

Then suddenly, a voice was heard, while a door connecting the train car from another opened.

There revealed three devils. Sona Sitri, Tsubaki Shinra, and Saji Genshirou.

"Yo, Hyoudou!" Saji greeted.

"Saji! Student Council Prez and VP!" Issei greeted.

Then, a certain 3rd Year blonde pretty boy interrupted their conversation.

"How are you Sona?" Seyeon asked with a dazzling smile. Sona looked at who asked her, and she blushed immedietly.

"I-I.. I am doing f-fine. Thanks for asking.." Sona blurted out, trying to contain her blushing.

'Still got it!' Seyeon thought, making a mental smug smile.

'I'm the only one allowed to do that, you stupid poser.' Suho thought.

The Gremory Peerage exchanged lots of dialogue with the Sitri Peerage, while the trio was just patiently sitting there, waiting for the time they'll get teleported to the Underworld, where a certain Dragon King was waiting for them.

"What's with those three?" Saji asked, pointing at the trio, which were playing with their phones.

"They're playing roleplay games. They have been like that since we went to the train." Issei told Saji.

Saji walked to them, to see what they were playing. He was genuinely surprised at the game Seyeon was playing.

"Is that Spear Art Online?" Saji asked, looking at Seyeon's high-level character, which was more than enough to be one of the most powerful in the whole game.

"Yup. Why?" Seyeon asked.

"H-How did you get that kind of gear?" Saji asked curiously.

"I hacked their system and I delivered a LOT of items to my own account." Seyeon replied like it was no biggie.

'HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.' Saji thought.

"Can you-" He didn't get to finish, when Sona smacked him.


"Saji, it's time to go." Sona said.

"Alright! But, please hack the-" He didn't get to finish again, when he got hit in the head.

"Well, good bye, Sona!" Seyeon told her while having a smile and winking at her, making her blush as red as a tomato.

"G-Goodbye..." She said while blushing.

They left, and the group went onto their normal routines.

Issei was playing a game on his console. Seyeon saw it, and thought only one thing.

'Hah! Does he think that he plays like a pro? What a joke!' He thought.

"We will soon be arriving at the Gremory Domain." The train speaker system told them.

They looked out of the window.

The view shocked the new devils, and the trio just yawned.

"You mean all that land...?" Xenovia asked.

"Yes. All of that belongs to the House of Gremory." Akeno added.

"Really? It's frickin' huge!" Issei said, while Akeno was on top of him. Literally.

Believe it or not, Suho was actually jealous of this.

'How dare this lizard steal my love interest? Damn it.' Suho thought angrily.

"If you compare it to Japan, it is roughly the same as the size of it's main island." Kiba told them.

Then, the train suddenly stopped, which made the people on the train fly.

Suho made Akeno teleport in front of him before her 'jugs' reached Issei's face.

When she teleported in front of him, she had a smile on her face.

"Hey. That's going too far." Suho told her.

"Awwww. You no fun~!" She complained.

'Well, your next step isn't exactly 'fun' either.' Suho thought.

"Hey. Don't do that again. I don't like seeing like that, alright?" Suho asked her seriously.

Akeno saw the serious look on Suho's face, which made her blush a bit.

"A-Alright. You win this time, Suho~" She told him.

Then, a door opened, revealing Rias Gremory with all of her crimson glory, and Azazel.

"A few VIPs will be gathering here soon, maybe the stop was a security pre caution." Azazel guessed.

"What VIPs?" Issei asked.

"Looks like we're gonna be here for a while." Azazel said, while going back to the door from when they entered.

"A representative from Asgard will be joining us today for a conference." Rias finally said.

Rias then explained what an 'Asgard' is, since he lacks basic knowledge of mythology.

She finally concluded that Asgard has joined their alliance.

Then, something weird happened. The peerage and the trio, minus Rias got teleported to a place looking like there would be a fucking epic battle going to be fought there in the near future. In other words..... NOW.

The trio wanted to make a cool entrance, so they made themselves invisible, even before the devils had the chance to notice that they were there.

The peerage was now panicking, not knowing what to do. They heard a loud roar in the distance, which isn't exactly helping them.

'Even weaker devils can do a fucking better job at controlling themselves.' Suho thought.

"A dragon!" Issei shouted.

'Where is Suho and the others?' The peerage members thought.

Long story short, THEY GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED.

In the middle of the fight, while Kiba and Xenovia was trying to hit the dragon, and Gasper was crying, the trio appeared in typical epic fashion.

They appeared from nowhere, standing between the dragon and the peerage.

"Let's show this dragon who we are. Dragon, DON'T hold back, or you'll regret it." Suho warned the dragon.

Seojun and Suho made Mana Swords, and Seyeon made spells from a distance. Suho was also making spells from distance while they were attacking the dragon.

The two charged towards the dragon with neckbreaking speed, leaving the dragon, no time to react.

"I told you not to hold back." Suho reminded.

They fought furiously. While the dragon was now using his full power, the trio were not having any sort of trouble.

'Who are these guys?' The dragon thought.

In the end, he had large and deep cuts around his body, with a destroyed horn.

Suho was about to take the finishing blow by knocking out the dragon, but a voice stopped them.

Namely, Azazel.

"Stop! That would be enough, Suho." Azazel said. On his side, was Rias.

"Well, you're trying to test me, right? You're going to pay for teleporting us out of that train." Suho said, which made Azazel a but uneasy.

Azazel explained the situation, and the equation was a bamboozled Gremory Peerage.

Then, the dragon introduced himself as Tannin, the whatever dragon.

Azazel explained that the dragon would help them out with their training, which was really painful. For the Gremory Peerage, that is.

"How are you going to train us, Tannin?" Suho asked the dragon.

"I don't think you need any training, since I think that each one of you are more powerful than me. Do you mind helping me?" Tannin asked the trio. They made a grin.

"No. No we don't." The trio said with a grin.

'We're going to die.' The Gremory Peerage thought.

"Who are you?" Tannij asked.

"I'm what you guys call the 'God if Magic'." Suho said.

"The self-proclaimed?" Tannin asked.

"Shut up."

Tannin made a chuckle, then started talking again.

"Are these your friends?" Tannin asked Suho. Before he could say anything, Seojun already answered a yes.

"Now, I can't bring you home, all scraped up like that. It's time to have a bath!" Rias said.

(Timeskip to the baths.....)

Issei was dragging Gasper to the springs, since he doesn't want to come inside while others were still bathing there.

The trio were in the middle of the pool, enjoying the water.

'That guy is fucked up.' The trio thought.

Akeno waved at Suho from the pool above, and Issei got a perverted grin on his face.

The trio didn't mind it, and they just went on with their business.

Azazel and Issei then got to a discussion about Rias' 'melons', which was fucked up.

"So, that's why this fucker was sent down from Heaven. The Azazel in my creations became a damn fallen angel because he bought a damn porn magazine from another universe. This guy..... Is just..... The worst." Suho said.

"Yup, he is the worst." The other two agreed.

They finished their baths.

Now, they were in front of Rias' Mansion, where adventure awaits.

Suho thought something with a grin.

'I think I will be kicking a god's ass soon, and it will be epic as hell.'