God, an Otaku, in DxD

Suho greeted Sairaorg as well, and they did a fistbumb, which caused a powerful shockwave. It caused the devils all around to hold onto the ground, since if they didn't, they would be blown away because of the powerful force.

'Fucking show off.' Azazel thought.

This powerful shockwave made Asia stumble a little, and was caught by yours truly, Diodora Astaroth.

He's a fucking pedophile. He's LEVELS HIGHER than Azazel, which was fucking hard to believe, I'm sure.

Diodora helped her get up by holding her shoulder. Suho glared at Diodora, which in return, gave a smile. A smile, with a cold drop of sweat went down from his face.

'Fear me, alright. You're a goddamned pedophile.' Suho thought angrily.

Little did Suho know, things will NOT be going his way, starting from now. This was the day starting an event that will be remembered as a great legend for the ages to come.

Suho and Sairaorg started talking like close friends about the recent events in their life.

'This is a fun guy to chat with. Better than talking to A.I. back in Heaven as well.' Suho thought.

After a bit of a talk, Sairaorg told him his goodbyes, and so did Suho.

Meanwhile, the other devils were thinking one thing.

'How the hell did they get that close to each other?' They thought.

'These guys are probably just jealous they aren't friends with the 'Strongest Young Devil' in the Underworld. Ha!' Suho thought while seeing the look on their faces and reading their minds.

Rias told Issei about Sairaorg, since..... Issei lacks basic knowledge about ANYTHING, really.

Issei got a gift from Ravel Phenex, the rooster's little sister. You all know this. This 'little gift' will ultimately save his life!

That's why people say 'The smallest things make the biggest differences.' Well, or not. Anyway, back on the fucking story.

The trio went to roam the hall. Of course, they attracted LOTS of attention. Mainly, because of their looks. Suho was on the middle, Seyeon on the right, and Seojun on the left.

"They're so perfect."

"They are like gods among men!"

"The one on the left is my personal favorite."

Before they knew it, all of the girls in the hall were having an argument of who's more handsome.

"Hey, that last comment was NOT valid, Seojun." Suho said.

"You're just jealous nobody voted for you!" Seojun accused Suho.

"I'm not that type of guy, my lowly servant. You think like a stupid simpleton!" Suho said with a smile.

They got some wine, and got stopped by a... little girl. Well, at least she looks like a little girl.

"Oh, hi sweetie. My name is Seyeon! Are you lost? It's ok. I'll find-" He didn't get to finish, when the 'little girl' started talking while blushing from embarassment.

"Hey! I'm Ravel Phenex! I'm not a little girl!" She said angrily.


"Phenex? What you doing here?" Suho asked.

"U-Uhhhhhh.. N-Nothing...!" She said quickly, then left and ran like hell.

"Well, THAT'S wierd." Suho said.

"Can't dissagree with you." The two archangels replied.

They continued walking, occasionally taking glances at the elevator, where Koneko would run off to, soon enough.

After a few more minutes of waiting, Koneko started acting weird, and she soon ran off to the elevator. Issei and Rias soon followed.

"The two of you, follow them. I'll stay here. I think soon enough, there's a god that I'll be killing with my 'kindness." Suho said with a grin.

"It will be done." The two replied, then tepelorted to the place where Issei will be crowned as 'Breast Dragon Emperor'.

'Kindness you mean insulting him to death?' The two archangels thought.

"This will be a great party soon. Even though we're just guests, I don't care." Suho thought outloud.

'He should look like Tom Hiddleston, just like I programmed it to be.' Suho thought.

He continued walking since he was finding the Gremory Peerage's table, and he was getting LOTS of attention doing just that.

After some time in walking, he finally saw the Gremory Peerage, confused. They were confused because they couldn't find Rias and the others, including him.

"Do you know where they went, Suho?" Kiba asked him.

"Sorry, but I don't know where he went." Suho replied.

(Meanwhile, in the forest....)

Rias, Issei, Koneko, and Seyeon was looking at Seojun.

Why, you ask? It's simple. It isn't those crappy cliche scenes, so you're good.

Because EVERYTIME he is looking at Kuroka, his heartbeat gets faster like hell.

Kuroka soon noticed the scene from the tree she was resting at, and decided to investigate.

'What are they doing?' Kuroka thought. She used her cat ears, for better hearing. She noticed that Seojun was looking at her. No. To be more exact, he was admiring her. She blushed a bit, seeing the appearance of such a handsome man.

She then noticed one more detail. She heard Seojun's heartbeat, and it was faster than normal. The type of heartbeat was that type when you have love at first sight.... Wait. WHAT!?

'D-Does this mean...? No. I can't rush into conclusions yet. I can't be distracted like this!' Kuroka remained firm, but still slightly blushing.

The devils were confused as hell, still not knowing what's going on.

'An Archangel likes a devil. Interesting.' Seyeon thought.

(Back to the main event....)

'Alright! Now let's get to a damn conclusion. Odin and Michael is here, and a valkyrie named Rossweisse is crying because of her not having a man or something along those lines. Serafall Leviathan changed from a formal attire to a cosplay attire just for the hell of it. What the fuck happened to this world to be turning out like THIS?' Suho thought.

They were now doing a final questioning.

"Lord Odin, if there are no objections, please sign the pact monument." Sirzechs said.

"Off course." Odin replied, and walked towards the thing they call the 'pact monument', which was a large relic-looking stone.

Odin was about to touch the monument, but a large voice stopped him.

"Objection!" The voice shouted.

Then, a blue magic circle was created, and a long blue haired man with an all white outfit came out of it.

He then introduced himself, like he's fucking hot stuff.

"I am the Norse God, Loki. Greetings!" Loki greeted.

"Alright! Now we have a party!" Azazel said.

"This will be a great party, indeed." Suho said with a grin.

"Lord Loki, you may be the God of Mischief, but it gives you no right to cause problems here." Sirzechs said.

"Seeing Odin, the great All-Father, mingling here with lesser mythologies causes me to suffer indescribeable torment, Sirzechs." Loki replied.

"Leave, Loki. If you return to Valhalla immediately, I wilk forgive your for this." The Great All-Father told him.

"Really? You can shove your forgiveness." Loki replied, not giving a fuck about anyone.

"Great. Another man with bad manners." Rossweisse intervened.

"If he choses to make an alliance with the other mythologies, it would make things difficult for me to set Ragnarok into motion!" Loki told the group.

'If you fight against me, the damage would be larger than Ragnarok could have ever done.' Suho thought.

"The lyrics are different, but the song sounds the same. Look kid, you're just another clown working for the Khaos Brigade." Azazel said.

Before Loki could say anything, someone started to laugh. Of course, it was Suho, with all of his cockiness and 'awesomeness'.

The devils and the other creatures in the room stared at Suho, wondering what the fuck he would do in this situation.

"That's a good one, Azazel. Now, I had my fair share of hearing wierd stuff, but I never heard of a god being a pawn for an organization as weak as the Khaos Brigade. You see, you're no god, God of Mischief. You know what you are? You're a dog who obeys commands. You disgrace the name of the gods." Suho said seriously.

'And you ruin the image of Tom Hiddleston, of course.' Suho thought.

"Who are you, cocky human? You know what? Nevermind. Your existance is insignificant, amyway. Now, I will introduce you to my beloved son!" Loki said proudly.

Another magic circle, similar Loki's was made, and a creature came out of it.

'What the hell? I programmed this universe to he like Fenris from Thor: Ragnarok! Why is it like.... this..?' Suho thought.

(Meanwhile, in the woods.....)

"Something has gone wrong. The council is under attack!" Rias announced.

A light chuckle was heard, coming from Seyeon.

"Don't worry about that council. The God of Magic is there, and I think he will not be beaten by some wolf." Seyeon announced with conviction.

Issei and Rias calmed down, somehow.

"Would you mind if we-" Seyeon didn't get to finish, when Tannin came out of nowhere.

"Seyeon and Seojun, don't interfere with Issei's fight. But, you're welcome to fight the other one." Tannin told them.

"Then this is gonna be fun, Seyeon?" Seojun asked.

"Of course." He said with a grin.

"Now, let's have a blast, shall we?" Bikou asked, and they moved a bit far away from the battle of Issei and Kuroka.

It wasn't really a battle. It's just a scene where he is crowned the 'Breast Dragon Emperor', which is a... unique title.

They were about to fight, but another magic circle came into view. Two figures emerged.

They have caps covering their faces, and they have matching jackets, with a name on the back. OVERLORDS.

'Overlords, huh? How many are there left, anyway?' Seojun thought.

"Tannin, I think you fight with the monkey. We have our OWN enemies here. Does that sound good?" Seojun asked.

"Yes. I will take care of this, Seojun." Tannin said.

The two now looked toward their oponnents, who were looking at them as well.

"Now, let's have a good time, shall we?" Seojun asked, forming a Mana Sword, and the two, releasing 50% of their power.

"As you wish, human." The first figure replied.

(Back to the main event....)

"Now, insignificant human, die!" Loki shouted, while Suho was walking away casually.

'Is this guy going to irritate a god? Well, I expect no less from the 'God of the Omniverse', then' Azazel thought.

'He is playing with him? That's got to take a load of guts.' Sirzechs thought.

'Who is this human, that he got invited to a meeting like this?' Odin thought curiously.

Suho walked back casually, while Fenris was charging at him.

Now, the wolf's teeth was centimeters from Suho's face. It was ready to bite him.

Before the teeth could rip his face to shreds, Suho grabbed a tooth and gripped it tightly like it was nothing. Then, he spoke in the most badass way possible.

"Hey, God of Mischief, your child is a complete idiot, if you don't know it. I think he forgot a rule." Suho said. All eyes were on him now.

'H-How can he grab Fenris' teeth like it was nothing?!' Odin thought.

'That's another way to insult someone. Very effective.' Azazel thought.

'He is showing dominance over wicked creatures without them even knowing what he is doing. Very clever.' Michael thought.

The other devils were just now staring at the unusually powerful human.

'Isn't that teeth supposed to have the strength to kill gods?' The other devils thought.

Suho was having a little difficulty now, since he is using up all of his mana just to keep up the show of him holding Fenris' tooth like it was nothing.

"You know what rule was that? It's to NEVER mess with me unless you want me to start Ragnarok for you." Suho said. With that, he shoulder-throwed the motherfucker. The wolf hit the ground, unconcious.

He saw Akeno with her father, watching the scene.

Loki is now raging like hell, but still controlling his anger. Suho saw Loki's eyes, and they were full of negative emotions.

'Now, I got his attention, huh?' Suho thought.

Fenris got up again, angry at the one who embarrased his master/father.

"So, you're REALLY looking for a beating, mongrel?" Suho asked.

It charged towards him. While that was happening, Suho made a barrier, so that only Loki, Fenris, and Suho will be the ones fighting, and the only ones that will get hurt.

Suho punched Fenris, which sent him flying.

Suho teleported behind Loki, and what he did was cool as fuck.

"Now, you disgrace the name of the gods with such attitude, Loki. We don't need you here, so do me a favor, and get out. But first....." Suho didn't finish, when he punched Loki's back, which sent him flying to the damn ground.

'I feel cool!' Suho thought with a mentak smug grin.

He deactivated the barrier.

"Now, Beelzebub, if you please." Suho said, while trying to control himself from collapsing.

"You must be tired, huh?" Sirzechs asked Suho.

"Well, I can't say I'm not." Suho replied.

(Meanwhile, in the forest.....)

They were in the middle of fighting, and Issei was about to press Rias'.... headlights, as they call it.

While doing that, even the fighting between the two 'Overlords' members and the two Archangels stopped, since they want to see what the fuck was going on.

When the two Archangels saw the scene, they only thought one thing.

'Devils are fucked up.'

That was their summary, which was pretty good, to be honest.

They just kinda stopped fighting after that, since both of the sides were interested of what would happen next.

After a few minutes of arguments about what Issei should touch, he finally went to a fucking conclusion.

He should touch the both of them.

'What the hell? What's he thinking for that long about touching her? Algebra? That's another level of pervertedness.' The four beings thought.

Issei finally transformed to his 'Scale Mail' form, and is now charging towards Kuroka, after he took her spells' damage.

He was near, but something. No.. SOMEONE blocked the way.

It was Seojun. Issei's fist was now buried on Seojun's chest, but he didn't even look hurt.

"W-What are you doing...?" Kuroka asked is shock.

'Did he just take the shot for me..?' Kuroka thought.

"S-Seojun.... What are you doing?" Issei asked.

"Don't hurt her." He told Issei. Kuroka blushed at this.

Kuroka stepped back, and got caught by Bikou, who just finished fighting the dragon.

They went away, and the two crime syndicate members soon followed.

The only ones left was Seyeon, Seojun, Rias, Koneko, and Issei.

They went back to the place where the event was happening, without saying a single word.

"Why did you do that, Seojun?" Seyeon asked.

"I-It's nothing.." He replied.

'Could he possibly... no way.....' The devils thought.

'He DEFENITELY likes Kuroka. What a twist.' Seyeon thought.

They went bacj without saying a single word, the devils thinking of possible explanations of why Seojun took the hit for Kuroka.

(Timeskip to meeting room, where the faction leaders meet....)

They were talking about the day's events.

"Looks like the storm has passed, for now." Azazel said.

"Ajuka was kind enough to teleport Loki and Fenrir to a rather faraway location. But, it is a temporary solution." Sirzechs announced.

"Yes. I feel certain that he will press the issue again. This is only the beginning." Michael added.

Then, Odin stood up.

"As the leader of the Norse Pantheon, I take FULL responsibility." Odin said.

(Meanwhile, on a random universe.....)

A man with a ripped body with LOTS of battle scars, wearing only pants and has long black hair which covered his face was walking towards a bunch of guards, desperately trying to defend the capital of their kingdom.

Behind him were hundreds of 'Almighty Ones' who joined him, to kill a certain former human who took his throne.

The man was shouting wierd things the people of the kingdom haven't even heard of before.

The people were having chills travelling up their spines, just by looking at the group of rebels.

"WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE DIVUS? I'M HERE! WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S PLAY! DON'T YOU MISS ME...? HAHAHAHAHA!" The man shouted with an insane smile on his face.