God, an Otaku, in DxD

SUHO'S POV

Akeno asked me where we should go, since she has NEVER gone on a date.

Well, you and me both!

In all of the countless eternities in my damn life, I NEVER had a fucking romantic relationship.

Well, that's gonna change, starting NOW!

"I think I have an idea, Akeno." I said with a grin.

Then, somebody JUST HAS to ruin the goddamned moment. It was nobody other than Remi, thinking that I forgot about her.

"My Lord, I'm going back now." She said.

"Alright, Remi. Travel safe!" I said with a smile.

"Yes, My Lord!" She said cheerfully, then she snapped her fingers, and her outfit changed to a casual one.

She then walked away.

"Show off.." I thought outloud.

"Who was that, Suho?" Akeno asked me.

"Her name is Remi. She's one of my Archangels, and she helped set this prank up. Your reaction was priceless!" I said with a smile, which irritated Akeno.

"She's like.... a daughter to me. She's very cheerful like hell, when you take away our titles." I explained seriously.

"Now, let's go to the amusement park, shall we?" I asked her.

She nodded with a warm smile, and to the amusement park we went!

3RD PERSON POV

The couple had fun in the amusement park, going onto rides after another. They had a great time on a rollercoaster which travels upside down, which was awesome as fuck.

They went to other awesome rides, Suho always leading an amused Akeno to other rides.

They got dizzy because of the rides after a while, and they decided to take a bit of a break. They ended up going inside a photobooth, which was... expected in this kinds of anime.

'I never had fun like this for countless eternities. The last time I ever had fun, was when I when I visited my best friend in Death's Mansion!' Suho thought, while smiling at the camera which will take their photos.

Yup. Cliche anime crap at it's finest! Anyways, back to the story.

After that awesome shit, they just wandered around the place, looking at the next place they'll go.

They often got stares from other people, but they didn't mind it, because it made sense that other people would look them, since Suho looked handsome as fuck, and Akeno looked cute as hell.

Elders would think, 'They're a good going to be a great couple!'

While the damn youngsters would think, 'Wow! She's hot!'

Well, we can't do anything about that, can we? It's ALL about the looks. ALL about the damn looks.

They continued having fun in the amusement park, and they arrived at an arcade.

"Hey, do want to play....?" Suho asked Akeno.

"I don't mind, but I want to make a deal!" Akeni said cheerfully.

"And, what exactly is that?" Suho asked curiously.

"I want you to win a large stuffed toy for me!" She said with a happy smile.


"Alright, then. Let's go!" Suho told her, and they went inside the arcade.

They played in it for about a few hours, the couple competing in different games, and you guys know who came out on top.

They played games from simple pinball, to shooter and racing games and karaoke, which was great. After they finish a game, they'll go to another one without stopping. The arcade was HUGE, and they almost played all of the games there.

They got bored, and went to the claw machines section, which Suho got a large damn stuffed toy on his first try, because of his fucking OP Luck stat.

He was proud of the catch, and bragged to Akeno of how 'precise' his aim was, which was..... wierd, since all claw machines were based on damn luck.

Akeno just went on with it, even though she knew that he just wanted to impress her with his great 'skills'.

'He doesn't shot down chances to show off his skills to his girlfriend. He's truly clueless on how things work!' Akeno thought with an amused smile.

"Hey. Want to go out for a while?" Suho asked her.

"Why not?"

They went out of the arcade, and went towards the ride where people do romantic shit in real life, movies, and anime.

Yup, you guessed it.

It's the 'Ferris Wheel'.

The employee smiled at them. It was the smile that your parents would give you on your first time. Yeah, it's messed up.

They went inside the passenger car, and up they went.

When they went up, the two were blushing like crazy, and didn't even look each other in the eye.

'This is a magnificent view. Now, when will I give her the necklace? Forums NEVER told me about situations about this. Argh.' Suho thought.

'Are going to be silent during this whole ride? This is SO awkward.' Akeno thought.

In the middle of the ride, and their passenger car is coincidentally on the highest point, Suho began to speak.

"Hey, Akeno. I want to give you something." He began speaking.

"W-What is it?" She asked.

"Here." Suho said, while holding out a golden pendant neclace with a letter 'A'.

"W-Wow! Are you sure you're going to give it to me?" Akeno asked, a bit cautious, since a pendant of that quality would have costed billions, or so she thought.

"Yes. This is made from jewels from Heaven! I want you to have this." Suho said, while he stood up, and walked towards Akeno, to put on the necklace he told her about.

He was in the middle of putting on her necklace, when the ferris wheel suddenly stopped.

Like most cliche scenes, the couple landed on top of each other. In other words, Akeno, who was sitting, fell on top of Suho, and their lips suddenly connected.

The ferris wheel ride was over now, and they were NEXT to being unloaded.

The same employee who smiled at them, openned the door of the passenger car, and saw the couple on top of each other, kissing.

"Oh, you teenagers are really naughty these days! Now, this isn't the place for THAT. Go rent a room or something! And, don't forget to wear protection." The man said with a smirk and winked at them.

"T-This isn't what you think....." Suho denied.

"I was putting on a necklace on her neck, then the ferris wheel sudde-" Suho didn't get to finish explaining, when the employee started talking.

"Don't make excuses, please! We were also like that back in the day. Now, up you go! Don't forget to wear protection, young man, do you understand?" The employee asked.

"Y-Yes.." Suho replied, and he put on the necklace on Akeno's neck, and they went out of the amusement park after that, since they made quite a scene.

(Timeskip to the way back to Suho's Mansion...)

The couple were heading back to their house, since they were tired like hell. Their awkwardness started to dwindle, and Akeno was now hugging Suho's arm, and her 'jugs' were pressed against it as well.

He didn't really mind, since ecchi anime are expected to have some scenes like this.

They walked through the streets, getting occasional stares from other people walking by as well.

When walking through the streets, the two noticed something.... wierd.

The ORC Peerage and the trio of Archangels were hiding behind a utility pole, with stupid disguises.

"Hey Akeno, do you notice that band of misfits? Because I think they're following us all the way here." Suho asked Akeno, who was still smiling.

"Then let's make a run for it!" Akeno said, and they ran off to who-knows-where.

The band of misfits soon followed, while the trio of Archangels were thinking something.

'Kami may be stupid, but not stupid as that.' They thought while following the ORC Peerage.

The couple landed on some part of town, and they stopped there.

'Wow. I have great Strength stats! How the hell did this little run make me exhausted? Wait. Lemme guess... Plot? Damn you, author.'

Don't insult me, you shithead of a god.

'You can't take a- Wait. were are we?' Suho thought, while looking at his surroundings.

Onwards with the story, we go!

"Oh crap. I knew this wasn't the last time I'll see this place." Suho thought outloud, while looking at his surroundings, which was FULL of love hotels.

"L-Let's go! People will have the wrong idea if they see us here." Suho said shakily, and he started to walk off, only to be dragged back by Akeno.

'We need to go before Odin sees us here!' Suho thought, slightly sweating.

"It's fine. If you want to go in, let's go. Honest. I'd like to." Akeno said with her cute personality today.

Meanwhile, Suho was having trouble absorbing the information.

He was THE god. He is always on top in EVERY field, except love, of course.

'DID SHE JUST TELL ME THAT SHE IS FINE HAVING SEX WITH ME?!? HOLY CRAP... WHAT DO I DO?!?!? WHATIFSHEFORCESMETO-! NO! I CAN'T DO THAT! I MUST KEEP MY INNOCENCE!' Suho thought, his face reddening every second, thinking of the possibilities.

'So, he really is a virgin.' Akeno thought with an amused smile.

Then, someone broke the moment. It was no other than Odin, the All-Father.

"A little afternoom delight, huh? Most impressive, God of Magic. I never knew that you had a dirty mind." Odin said.

'Shut up. Yoy have a dirty mind as well.' Suho thought angrily, but managed to force a smile.

"Lord Odin! What brings you here?" Suho asked him.

"I think that we haven't been properly introduced. Sorry that Loki stirred up trouble, and you had to go through all of that." Odin said.

Then, a girl in a business suit shouted Odin's name while running.

"Lord Odin! Of course, this is where you end up!" The girl was revealed to be Rossweisse, Odin's personal assistant, and a valkyrie.

Looking at Suho, she blushed madly, looking at the most handsome guy she has EVER seen.

He smiled at this.

'No matter what age, Suho Lee ALWAYS attracts someone, huh? That's awesome as hell. Speaking if that, I only read the webtoon just about... Episode 30? What happened eversince? I think I stopped by at the scene where Jugyeong and Seojun would go to the mall together, and buy gifts for Seojun's sister...' Suho thought.

"I kindly request you not wonder off on your own. I am supposed to be your guide!" A male voice said from behind the couple.

They turned around, and saw Baraqiel.

"Akeno?" He asked, looking at her daughter.

(Timeskip to a room, Baraquiel sitting opposite of Suho and Akeno. A table was separating the two...)

"Akeno, there's something I'd like to go over with you." Baraquiel started.

"Cut to the chase. My time is precious." Akeno said, to the point. She had a serious look on her face.

"Why were you meeting with this God of Magic in such a lascivious part of town?" Baraquiel asked her daughter.

"I can do whatever I want! What gives you the right to have any kind of saying on how I live my life?" Akeno asked, angry at her father.

"Because I'm your father!" Baraquiel said.

"Some father! Why weren't you there when wd actually needed you around? You were the one who left mother around to die, sad and alone! I like spending time with Suho because he's NOTHING like you! Just looking at you makes me sick! You are not my father, and I hope we never see each other again!" Akeno shouted.

Baraquiel stood up, then left the room.

"Akeno, isn't that-" Suho didn't get to finish, when Akeno suddenly hugged him.

"Don't say anything. Just hold me for a little while... Don't let go... Please, Suho.... don't let go...." She said while burrying her head on my clothes.

(Timeskip to Suho's Mansion, Suho resting on his bed, thinking about the day's events.....)

'That shit was emotional as fuck. She has some serious daddy issues, but not as bad as mine. In fact, that was nothing. My mother died when I was fucking born, and my father was a goddamned drunk. He often bullies and beats me to death when he wants to, especially when he wants to show his power over others. He killed himself one day because he has no money left to buy his drinks. I became a damn adventurer who did small quests after that, getting gold. I hated my father to the end, but I found out that he had a reason for it. He was part of a famous group of adventurers, but because of a god almost killing all of his group, he retired, and went on to live his life as a drunk. I later found out that the god who killed most of his group, was also the one who fucking killed my best friend. That shithead of a god owes a lot to-' Suho didn't get to finish thinking, when there was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Suho said, and the door opened.

The one who opened the door was revealed to be Akeno, still on her outfit earlier.

They sat together on the bed, and Akeno started talking.

"I wanted to explain myself. Why I yelled at Baraquiel. My mother, the priestess Shuri, born and raised in a Shito Shrine. One day, she found a fallen angel who had been injured in battle. They fell in love, and before long, I was born. Because of the scandal, the Himejima family disowned us, and kicked us out on our own. So, we left to start a quiet life together with my father, the fallen angel. Naturally, those days of peace didn't last very long.-" Akeno said.

'You and me, Akeno. You and me.' Suho thought.

"When my black wings started coming in, I had no idea people would hate them as much as they did. I mean, what kid thinks that her neighbor will try to murder her? My mother tried desperately to shield me from them." Akeno said.

"She died protecting you, huh?" Suho asked.

'At least you got to see your mother, and got loved by your father, Akeno. I never experience any of these.' Suho thought.

"Yes. Life suddenly changed. I spent my days running from those who hunted me. Too long. In the end, I was just a child, and children have their limits. When my body and spirit failed to go any further, Rias showed up and saved my life." Akeno finished.

Suho has teary eyes, since he could hear the damn background music every time there would be a sad scene like this.

"That's how you guys met, huh? Who could have thought?" Suho asked, trying to look surprised, even though he memorized that scene from the heart.

"I needed to tell you everything about my history, that way, I can put it all behind me. But I can't do it! The jerk tossed us aside to fend for ourselves! There's no way I can call that bastard father!" Akeno said.

Suho has mixed feelings. A part of him pitied Akeno, since she was put into this kind of situation, while another was angry, because of that little of a thing, she was already crying.

"He must have a reason for that, Akeno." Suho said.

"I don't care what could have happened! My mother is dead because he wasen't there when we needed him! It's too late. I don't know! I don't know anything anymore!" She said as she jumped on top of Suho.

"What I said at the hotel, that's how I honestly feel-" She didn't get to finish, when Suho stood up straight with a serious look on his face, which made her stand as well.

"That's enough. You know that this isn't the right thing to do. Akeno, stop this. You're better than this. Do you know that I have suffered more parent issues than you? My father was a drunk, and my mother died when I was born. My father beats me up everytime he wants, and on day, he killed himself because he has no money left to buy his drinks! I was four years old at that time! You are more blessed than me! At least you felt their love, even though it was just for a short period of time. You are lucky to have these kinds of parents. The parents who love you. The only time I ever felt love was when I was with my best friend, who got killed by a damn god. Now, I am sure that he has a reason for this. It wasn't his fault. It was NOBODY'S fault." Suho ended, and Akeno was there, looking at him.

"Are alright?" Suho asked. She made a smile.

"Y-Yes... I'm sorry, Suho... I don't know what came over me.... Excuse me, but I will make dinner now.." She said, and left the room.

Suho was now left, remembering his crappy past.

'I need to clear my mind.' He thought.

Suho went out of his room, and knocked on Seojun's room.

"Come in." Seojun said from the other side of the door. Suho opened the door, and told him something.

"Hey, I'm going for a walk, c'mon. Let's go." Suho ordered, and Seojun obeyed. He did the same with Seyeon, and after five minutes, the trio were outside the house, while Akeno delivered food to her father.

"So, what did you tell her?" Seyeon asked while they were walking towards the park.

"I told her about how lucky she was, that she had parents that actually loved her. I told her about my past too, and now I can't get it off my mind. That's why I wanted to take a walk." Suho said.

"Wow. That's deep. REALLY deep." Seojun commented. He thought that the others would get angry, but they remained emotionless.

'It's THAT serious?' Seojun thought.

They continued walking, until they reached the park.

They walked around it, when something, no. SOMEONE stopped them.

It was a man with long black hair, which covered his entire face, and he was topless, revealing lots of battle scars he collected throughout the years. He was only wearing a pair of pants.

The trio didn't mind it, since it was just probably one of the guys who use drugs at night, when no one is awake.

But Suho stopped halfway, when he realized that the description that Joe gave him.

"Isn't that the rebel..?" Suho asked the other two telepathically.

"Y-Yes. His power level.... is increasing..." Seyeon told him telepathically, and the trio stopped walking, and slowly faced the man.

The trio stood frozen, many questions clouding their minds.

"So, you're the arrogant humans Loki mentioned? I will show you your place. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE!!!!!" The man said, as he made three spears which contained unimaginable power.

That made the trio have shivers down their spines. The enemy was insane.

The man then shot it towards the trio. More specifically, he shot it towards their hearts.

The three spears hit it's mark.

"Arghhhhhh...." Suho struggled, as he coughed out blood.

"HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"