God, an Otaku, in DxD

"Good Morning, My Lord." Peter greeted as he kneeled. The guy looks like Frankenstein from Noblesse, which was hella messed up. But, the Frankenstein here is WAY more friendlier than the guy in the webtoon.

'You look more like a devil than the devil themselves. But, awesome shit. Can't complain.' Kami thought, 'complementing' Peter's awesome disguise.

The other two saints kneeled before him, and he just told them to sit down on the chairs.

The other two saints were extremely handsome as well. You know why? They're ALSO otakus. Mike told that all of 'em were addicted to these anime and manga crap, and the saints were NO exception.

"Dad, when did you get this?" Jesus asked, pointing at the round table.

"About two thousand years ago..... Well, I think it is.." Kami replied.

"So..... That's why the Round Table went missing. Now, at least we know where it went." Jesus commented.

The other saints nodded in response.

All of the saints are powerful like hell, since they're the fourth most powerful beings in Heaven.

The weakest is Low-Class Angels, then Normal-Class, High-Class, Ultimate-Class, Legend-Class, Ethreal-Class, then comes next are Seraphim, then it comes to the Saints, then the third most powerful beings in Heaven, the Archangels. The second is Jesus, with all of his holiness. And finally, Kami. The most powerful being in Heaven, and in the whole Omniverse as well.

At least, for now.

"And stop calling me dad. I feel old, damn it." Kami told Jesus.

"Alright, Da- I mean Kami. Now, what will we talk about?" Jesus asked.

The saints chuckled a bit. Even if Kami and Jesus are not blood related, they sure do interact with each other like a father and son. It was rather fun to watch.

"Sit down first." Kami told the four, and they followed.

They sat down. The three saints and Jesus on the opposite side of the table, and Kami is on the other side.

"A rebellion is going on, Jesus. And, it is just one man, and it absorbed an Ultimate-Class Angel without any trouble." Kami started.

"Can't you just snap-" He didn't get to finish, whem Kami started talking.

"I tried, it didn't work." Kami said.

"What do you mean?" Jesus asked.

"It's.... something that wasn't created by ME." Kami said.

"That's impossible! You killed all of the beings of the six universes and turned them all to Angels! How..... what if.... something escaped?" Jesus asked.

"I know. I can't even track it's location, but I know where it is." Kami said.

"Where?"

"It's in the DxD Universe." Kami said.

"Wait. Big busts, devils, angels, fallen angels, and a pervert mc?" Jesus asked.

"Yup. That's one way to describe it."

"There was a DxD Universe? That's awesome. How did you find out?" Jesus asked.

"Mike, Gabe, and I got killed while using our human forms. The rebel was responsible for that crap." Kami said.


"Wait. You went to the DxD Universe with THOSE guys? How did they react?" Jesus asked.

"Well, in the beginning, they were angry at me for some shit I don't know, then after a while they settled down and enjoyed the story- Wait. Why the fuck am I telling this to you?" Kami asked.

"I asked."

"Smartass fucker. Anyways, that rebel knows something about my past, and I intent to know who the fuck he is." Kami said.

"What makes you so sure?" Jesus asked.

"Well, he knows my old name." Kami said, shocking Jesus.

"K-Knows your old name? Y-You mean Divus? How....."

"I know. What would you do in this situation?"

"Well, I think I would like to know how he knows me."

"Alright." Kami said, and he contemplated on his son's words.

Silence filled the room. The four were starting to wonder what the fuck Kami was thinking about, but before they could ask the question, Kami suddenly got out of his trance.

"Thank you for your advice, Jesus. I'm going to my office." Kami said while walking out.

"What about the DxD Universe?" Jesus asked.

"I'm going back there as soon as I can. Don't worry about it." Kami assured him, and he walked out.

He went to his office, and found one of his Archangels there, sitting and doing work.

It was Raguel, the Archangel.

"Raguel, go help the others. I will take care of that." Kami said, and Raguel stood up and kneeled before Kami.

"It is good to see you again in your office, My Lord." Raguel said.

"Well, for me it isn't. Now, go." Kami ordered, am Raguel made a smile.

"As You Wish, My Lord." He said, and left the room, and closed the door.

"Damn it. I never imagined that I would be back here so soon....." Kami whined, and he went to his chair and sat on it.

He openned up his PC, and started working on paperwork and crap.

Every once in a while, an Angel comes in and gives him a paper to sign.

He does that, and goes back to his own work.

He was now finished doing his crap work like checking the checklists and along those lines.

He was now just surfing the web, with his fucking slow internet of course.

He finally saw a notification reading, 'True Beauty has updated!'.

'Hmmmmm. Should I read this shit? Hmmmm.' Kami was thinking that for about five minutes, until he made a conclusion.

'Well, there's no rule that I couldn't do it, right? No harm done.' Kami thought with a sheepish smile.

(Timeskip, 2 hours later.......)

(A/N: IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS ABOUT THE WEBTOON, AVOID ALL OF THIS.)

Kami was sobbing like a mother who has lost her son on a car crash. Well, it was like that, but not like it at the same time.

Kami just read the latest chapters of True Beauty until the time Suho got hit by motherfucking truck because of some apples pf an old lady.

'HOLY FUCK. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!? DID SUHO LEE JUST GET FUCKING HOSPITALIZED?' Kami thought urgently.

(Meanwhile, outside the room....)

Romer was mopping the dirty floor outside Kami's office. All was right until he heard a vase crashing from the inside of the office, and he heard Kami screaming, like the ones which you would hear when someone close to you died. Wait. What....?

'What the fuck is going on there? It's only his first fucking day after SO LONG, and he's already breaking something? May God Bless me. Actually, never mind that. If Kami is that God, I would rather get cursed.' Romer thought, and he knocked on the door.

"Can I come in?" Romer asked, but he was answered by furniture getting thrown across the room.

'Fuck it.' He thought, and entered, badass style. Basically, it was walking in with a swag, not giving a fuck about closing the damn door.

That was a BIG MISTAKE. Kami was in the middle of raging because something bad happened to Suho Lee, and Romer was there.

"Uhhhh..... Ka- I mean My Lord, what are you doing?" Romer asked, trying not to sound irritated.

'I just cleaned this room a moments ago, and he's now destroying it? Ah, shit.' Romer thought.

"S-SUHO...... H-HE'S....!" Kami stuttered.

"What?"

"HE ALMOST DIED!" Kami completed.

"W-WHAT THE HELL?!" Romer shouted, angry at Kami.

Kami slapped the motherfucker, which sent him to the walls.

"DON'T YELL!" Kami shouted, still angry.

"Alright! Now please don't slap me again. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ANGRY LIKE THAT?" Romer asked angrily.

"SUHO LEE ALMOST DIED!!!" Kami told him while shouting urgently.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!"

For some more hours, they argued like a couple, things flying from here and there, until they got tired and Romer walked out of the room, and closed the fucking door.

The room was in total fucking chaos, but Kami fixed it in a snap of his fingers.

"Alright. Now, let's see what the web has more to offer..." Kami said.

Therefore, he started watching anime and other movies and other crap.

Hell, he even made it to watch a clear copy of 'The Nun'! Yup. It's fucking random. Yup. It's fucked up.

"Hmmmmmm. Val must have been very upset 'bout this. Hmmmm. Let's pay him a visit." Kami thought outloud.

With all of his arrogance and stupidity, Kami teleported to Hell. It was Satan's throne room.

A throne with a long staircase, an arcade section on the left side, and a Smart TV, a console, and a couch on the other side. Satan was doing something fucking unproductive.

The fucking devil is currently watching 'JoJo's Bizzare Adventures'.

The devil was watching the TV, and Kami was behind him.

'This guy watches anime? What the hell?' Kami thought.

"Hey." Kami greeted, but Satan didn't give a fuck.

"Hey!"

"HEY YOU CRAPPY SHITHEAD!" Kami shouted.

"GAHH! YARE YARE DAZE! WHAT THE FU-" Satan didn't get to finish, when he turned around and saw Kami, with a scowl on his face.

The motherfucker began to sweat, and he made a sheepish smile as well.

His attitude didn't fit with his red hair, red glowing beautiful eyes, and handsome face, which looks like he was just a teen. Well, he's just like Kami.

"Now, can I ask you something...?" Kami asked, gritting his teeth.

"U-Uhhhhh..... W-What is it..? M-M-My Lord?" Satan asked nervously, while standing up. He was clearly sweating like hell.

"Hey, shithead. Where's Valak? I'm gonna tease the fucker for a bit." Kami said.

"V-Valak? R-Right..... I will show you right away..." Satan said, while going out of the throne room with Kami by his side.

Seeing the two great beings with each other, the other devils kneeled before them.

Satan was the fourth most powerful in the whole Omniverse. Azazel is the fifth. Thinking who's the third most powerful? It's Romer. The fucking janitor of Heaven Corp. Well, Romer was Kami's first creation, so it isn't surprising.

"That's one hell of a fucking office you have there, Lucy." Kami said, teasing Satan.

"Don't call me that. And, why are you here anyway?" Satan asked him, annoyed by Kami's joke.

"I'm gonna tease Valak to hell." Kami said simply.

"But... We're in Hell....." Satan said, confused by Kami's words.

"It's an expression. Now, what's with you 'YARE YARE DAZE' crap?" Kami asked. He daw that Satan started to sweat.

"I-It's nothing... A-And I am sorry for such bad behaviour..." Satan said, stuttering.

"If you're REALLY sorry, gimme something." Kami started.

'What should I get....? Oh. I got it....' Kami made a grin.

'Oh crap. I'm gonna die.' Satan thought.

"Give me your Crunchyroll and Netflix accounts. Hurry! Give me your email address and password." Kami said, which shocked Satan.

'I-I have been worrying for nothing...? Ah fuck.'

"B-But...."

"Give it to me. My free trials are over already. And, you still have a month left." Kami said.

"U-Uhhhhh... Alright..."

With that, Satan gave Kami his accounts.

'This would be the last time I would see those accounts. If Kami takes a hold on your accounts, it's guarranteed NOT to return.' Satan thought.

They arrived at Valak's office, and Kami teased the devil to death.

The guy looks like a middleschooler with black hair, and the eyes of a snake. He has two black wings coming out from his back. Nevertheless, he was still quite attractive.

"Alright. I had a good time, Val. Thanks!" Kami said with a smile. He left Valak's office without closing the door, which was fucking rude.

When Valak was all alone, he was now cursing some shit.

"GAHHHHH. DAMN IT, KAMI. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?" Valak shouted angrily, while looking at the photo of a nun who looks like a devil, which is said to be HIM.

'Crappy mortals. Why the fuck do they think I look like this?' Valak thought angrily.

(Timeskip to Kami in Heaven.....)

Kami was in his office, sitting on his chair. He was thinking about life.

'What are the DxD group doing right now?' Kami thought.

He mumbled something, then a hologram suddenly appeared before him.

It was Issei in a dragon from. The Juggernaut Drive.

'Hmmmm. They're already here? Awesome then. At least that rebel leader isn't doing anything. At least, for now. I'm also glad that they didn't make the dragon forms look and move like an actual human like Pacific Rim 2.' Kami thought.

'And, they don't even look like they are disturbed or sad by my death or something! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?' Kami thought angrily.

Rias was..... doing something to Issei. Was she.... talking to the dragon?

'Yup. It's called the cliche 'Power of Friendship' crap. Awesome, right?'

I didn't ask you, shithead.

"HEY!"

(Meanwhile, outside the room.....)

Romer was mopping the floors.

He heard Kami shout something, which made his feel a bit unsettled.

He also heard something in the lines of:

"Hey! You're just a lowly author! Write some books, dumbass!"

and other shit that was NOT important.

'Who in the hell is he talking to? Can't help it. That's why I quit being an Archangel.' Romer thought, while mopping the floor. He was trying to resist his curiousity, since this time, it might get him killed.

(Meanwhile, inside the room.....)

'Damn. I need a new form. I can't use my Suho Lee form, to be honest. If that happens, all will wonder where the fuck I went. Not to mention that the rebel will wonder why we are still alive.....' Kami thought.

He thought about it for a few hours. After that, he made a grin, since he just thought about the second MOST PERFECT form. The first most perfect form was Suho Lee.

He made a fucking smug grin, like he just answered the hardest math problem in the who damn Omniverse.

"I think I have an idea....."